Chapter 110: Ghost Smash Bros
Hu Manyun and her daughter-in-law Bijun, two ghosts are standing at the door, with the meaning of "three souls together" blocking the way. Lin Yulan suddenly realized that not all ghosts could help. There are sanctimonious hypocrites not only in life, but it seems that there is no shortage of them in the underworld!
This time, a vicious battle between humans and ghosts is inevitable, but she, Lin Yulan, has long been without fear of these. The soldiers will block, and the water will cover the earth. The flock came, and drove it with the whip. What is she Lin Yulan afraid of? There are abilities and magic weapons!
"Hehe, it seems that a few of them are really hospitable! However, it's getting late, so we won't bother much. ”
As Lin Yulan spoke, her right hand was already ready to take off the backpack on her shoulder. Because of this situation, she felt that it was more appropriate to invite the noble concubine in the folding fan. The two beautiful ghosts on the opposite side are blocking the way, and there is also a female ghost Qi Shuangling beside him, if another stunning concubine joins...... Haha, a collection of beautiful ghosts, what an eye-catching scene it should be! However, she Lin Yulan herself is also a little strange, when did she become so fond of watching the excitement? Well, the contagion, it must be the malaria of Mu Keer's stubborn "ruffian" who infected herself.
"Then stay a little longer, honorable guests."
The daughter-in-law Bijun behind Hu Manyun suddenly opened her mouth, but at the same time, her appearance began to change. His face became sometimes pale blue and sometimes green, his eyes glowed blood-red, and his mouth began to grow, and there was a long white qi gushing out of it...... The two scrawny skeletal hands were already eager to reach out. At this time, Hu Manyun took a step back, seemingly preparing to let her daughter-in-law take the lead. Mr. Hu Hai sat comfortably in his original position, sipping tea very leisurely, and kept saying: "Good tea!" Good tea! It's a pity that I couldn't catch up with this era, otherwise I would have accounted for half of this tea market. ”
"Hehe, Mr. Hu. You've been in the ground for more than 100 years, and your bones are almost fossilized, right? Do you still want to monopolize our current market? It's just stupid...... No, it's a ghost dream! ”
Gao Sugi didn't know where he got the courage at that moment, and he actually took the initiative to provoke Hu Hai's ghost with words. The ghost of Hu Hai couldn't stand this, so he didn't raise his head, but actually picked up a cup of tea and waved his hand gently...... Immediately afterwards, I heard Takasugi's howl: "Hey! You'm too hot for this tea! Not interesting enough, not interesting enough. ”
"Hahaha......"
Hu Hai let out a smug laugh, then hooked his fingers slightly, and then looked at the teacup that had splashed Takasugi's face before and flew back to him in a leisurely manner. Hu Hai poured tea again and continued to taste it.
Takasugi touched his wet face with his back, and after the pain eased slightly, he began to wonder how to give this ghost creature two blows to avenge this cup of tea. Just when Takasugi was hesitating, at the door, the female ghost ghost named Bijun couldn't bear it anymore, and the fierce appearance of the evil ghost was completely exposed. Before Lin Yulan's folding fan was taken out, that Bijun had already suspended the entire ghost body in the air, and his hands rushed towards Lin Yulan like eagle claws.
"You old ghost who has been dead for more than a hundred years, why are you still so restless? Yo Yo Yo, where did this finger go? It can't be taken away by a dog, right? Haha, I've heard that a woman who was unfaithful to her husband during her lifetime will only be eaten by cats and dogs after she dies......"
The female ghost Qi Shuangling suddenly greeted her, ready to compete with the hundred-year-old female ghost. But seeing that there were only three fingers left in the other party's right hand, she couldn't help but make up a set of rhetoric and ridicule. But the other party is not a vegetarian, and the words of the female ghost Qi Shuangling did anger her, this is a naked insult, of course, it is unbearable. As a result, her center of gravity shifted from Lin Yulan to the female ghost Qi Shuangling.
For a while, two female ghosts with a huge difference in age started a fierce fight.
"Oops! I've got it! ”
Takasugi suddenly muttered to himself.
Then, he actually took out his mobile phone, glad that there was still a signal in the haunted house. So, he quickly opened the browser and searched for a gossip map.
"Look at the trick!"
Takasugi held up the phone, and the screen faced the ghost Hu Hai who was drinking water. However, Na Hu Hai was not affected in any way, and was still enjoying his leisurely drink by himself. Lin Yulan shook her head on the side, secretly laughing at Gao Shan's stupidity and innocence.
"Oh, tsk, I thought modern people were very smart! But I never thought that there would be such a fool with a head like mud! Although I don't know what you're holding? But your gossip diagram obviously doesn't have any mana! Hum! Still want to hurt my son? ”
Hu Manyun's ghost suddenly walked over, looked at Gao Sugi and then at his phone, and then said something very contemptuous. Gao Shan was completely enraged, and threw the phone out with a "whoosh", but Hu Manyun's body fluttered slightly to the side and successfully dodged. That Hu Hai had already stood up, ready to come over to meet Takasugi.
"Huh? What is this? It's the first time I've seen this palace, Ling'er, put it away for me. ”
A sweet and soft woman's voice came, and all the ghosts in the mansion were suddenly taken aback, and quickly followed the voice. It turned out that Lin Yulan opened the folding fan, and the ghost of the peerless concubine was invited out again. This time the appearance was very deserted, because there was no performance from those eunuch musicians. There are only two personal maids left by the concubine's side, and she is here to avenge the eunuch musician this time, so whether these ghosts have participated in harming her subordinates or not, she is not ready to let go.
Takasugi was also surprised, but he didn't expect it to be the concubine who caught his mobile phone.
"That...... O concubine! I'm going to give you this phone, so help me clean up all this sin stuff. ”
Takasugi is ready to bribe the ghost of this concubine, it's just a mobile phone, it's a big deal! But life is the most precious, and you can't die here in vain.
"Don't worry, I'll leave it to this palace."
The concubine agreed, and then glanced at the maid beside her and ordered: "Magic weapon." ”
One of the maids did not speak, but only nodded, and then took something out of a small bag that she was carrying. It appears to be a silk item, golden with a faint glow. The maid shook the object gently, and in an instant it spun out several circles like a ribbon, and it still swirled back and forth in the yin house with a faint fragrance.
"What is this? It's still fragrant! Lady Gui, you really have a lot of magic weapons! ”
Takasugi couldn't help but exclaim.
"That's it! The footcloth of this palace before his death, can it fit a carriage......"
The concubine's words were full of pride, but Takasugi's eyes widened in surprise and said, "Ah! It turned out to be a footwrap! I thought it was...... Be...... Oops, it's me who is rare and weird, rare and weird! ”
"Hahahaha......"
The concubine looked up to the sky and laughed, and the maid who looked at her again had already waved the footwrap in her hand faster. At this time, Hu Hai's ghost was already howling, and every part of his body was in unbearable pain. Lin Yulan, who was "watching the battle" on the sidelines, finally saw the clue, it turned out that the power of this footcloth was so great?
Hu Manyun on the side was a little silent, watching her son being beaten, her heart hurt and bleed.
"A thousand-year-old ghost, don't be rampant! I'll take it on you! ”
Hu Manyun said, touching the top of his head......