1011. Daughters are peculiar in the country
When I looked up, I found that there were fish in the sky above my daughter's country, and these fish were huge and soaring through the sky like ships.
The blue bodies of the fish, as if integrated with the sky, its magnificence, breathtaking, and the fins for the wings, the tail for the rudder, in the sky even lined up a phalanx.
"That's the Star Douyu, the most powerful army in the daughter country...... Star Doujun! Yue Tong said, "At the beginning, it was the strength of the Star Dou Army that repelled Fang Zhengxiong's zombie army. ”
I looked at the star betta fish and felt enthusiastic, because some domesticated flying fish in the air sounded good, it was simply the conversion body of the current air force, looking at the formation of the daughter country, I am afraid that the reserves of the star betta fish are very large.
I said, "Where did the star betta fish come from?" ”
"There is a Star Dou Mountain in the north of the daughter country, this Star Dou Mountain stretches for hundreds of miles, and the star fighting fish in it is countless, and the power is very huge, but the domesticated star fighting fish is very well-behaved, but the undomesticated star fighting fish is extremely dangerous, the legend is that the star fighting fish are the descendants of the ancient Kunpeng, so what they are good at is not flying, but devouring, there are few flying birds in the daughter country, do you know why?" Yuetong said.
I said, "You mean, the birds are all eaten by the star bettas?" ”
"Yes, the star betta fish is a brutal carnivorous demon beast, the male that the entire daughter country can accept, I'm afraid there is only the star betta, the male star betta fish body length can reach up to five hundred meters, and it can carry two thousand daughter country warriors, of course, we generally fight with a thousand people, and then the star betta fish also carries all kinds of explosives, and at the beginning of the battle, the people on the fish will throw the explosives one after another, and they will be invincible for a while." She said.
Being said by the moon pupil, my heart also yearns for the star fighting fish, imagine that if such a powerful air force joins the human alliance, it is very terrifying news for the demon clan!
Everything in the daughter country has subverted my cognition, and at the same time opened my brain, and what makes me cry and laugh the most is a utensil called "two-headed spoon".
When I asked what this thing was, Tsukitomi turned shy.
Oh my God, this violent mad moon pupil can be shy!
After asking carefully, I found out that this is something that exchanges emotions between women who love each other in the daughter country, and the so-called two-headed spoon is a "U" shaped stick, and then the surface is carved with various patterns.
Some are spirals, some are granular, and what is even more devastating is that there are words and pictures carved on the two-end skuze.
I picked up a two-pronged pouch and I said, "Then you say, how do you use this?" ”
Yue Tong searched for a while on her body, and suddenly took out a Tang lock, and she showed me the lock: "Look, doesn't this Tang lock have two holes, and then ...... this lock ring like this"
She pressed it up.
As if afraid that I wouldn't understand, she continued: "Of course, this requires the cooperation of two people, just like this......"
She suddenly stuck to me, and then pointed to the two heads: "Then press this up from below, the ancients of the daughter country said that these two heads are a spiritual object, which can connect the hearts of two women who love each other......"
I looked at the contents of the grocery store, and there were many more that resembled two ends, like a bicycle-like thing, with an upward wooden stick on the cushion.
Seeing that I was interested in this thing, the proprietress of the grocery store came out and said to me, "Miss, you really have a vision, this is our new Mumu Ai!" ”
"Mumu Ai?" I said puzzled.
She smiled lewdly, beckoned to me, and said, "You sit on it and step on it!" ”
I was skeptical, but at this time Tsukitomi covered her mouth and laughed, apparently she knew what it was, but was not going to tell me.
I sat on it and stepped on the pedal a few times, and suddenly I only felt that my stomach was slammed by something, and as a gentleman, I was hit by a hit and hit the vital part impartially, and I gasped in pain.
I endured severe pain, got off the wooden cart, and took the pedal and turned it, only to see that the wooden stick on the cushion was like the head of the king, one long and one short, as my hand speed increased, the head of the king also contracted rapidly.
The proprietress smiled: "Girl, you are still young, you can't be so fast!" ”
I felt a chill in my heart, and I understood this thing in seconds.
The proprietress said: "If the girl buys it now, the store will also give a pound of fish oil, when you use it, apply this fish oil on it, and the toss will be smoother, and there will be a feeling of jumping off the star betta." ”
I smiled awkwardly: "Thank you...... Thank you for your kindness, I don't have enough money now, and I'll talk about it when our sisters have money. ”
The proprietress immediately changed her face: "I don't have any money to come and toss something, cut!" ”
She turned away.
Yuetong said: "There are a lot of fun, do you want to go and see ......?"
"Forget it, don't forget, I'm a gentleman." I said.
But as soon as I turned around, I noticed that several strong women with chest hair were already behind us.
That's right, it's a female man with chest hair, if it's not rare, I think it's a gentleman, and these women are one meter eight or nine tall, and their bodies and arms are extremely strong, like steel-cast muscles, plus a fierce face, they really look like a street gangster in a human city.
"Yo, what a pretty girl...... Are you here to run for the crown princess? I think you still don't go, follow the old lady, the old lady is the street bearer, the old lady's home has the latest and best wood love, all kinds of materials of the two ends, to ensure that you experience the happiness of being a woman! She said.
I took a few steps back, and I said, "Don't mess with me, I'm afraid I won't be able to control my fists?" ”
"Yo he, the little girl is still a little tempered, a few sisters, I want this little girl, tsk, it's really hooked and lost!" The chest-haired woman said.
While he was talking, a female general in full armor suddenly came, and the female general shouted: "It's a few of you again, I just released it last time, and now it's itchy again, right?" ”
"It's not good, it's General Wang who is here!" Saying that, they dispersed in a hurry, and General Wang came to me, and when he saw me, suddenly General Wang's eyes grew, "This girl, her face is very raw, I don't know ...... you"
"Xiao Wang, long time no see." Tsukitomi smiled.
As soon as General Wang saw Yuetong, he suddenly fell off his horse, with his feet facing the sky, so she was not embarrassed, she clenched her fists with both hands: "Yes, it's General Yue!" How do you ......?"
"Do you think I'm dead?" Tsukitomi wiped her nose, "Of course, it's pretty much the same...... Long time no see, look at you again! ”
"This is not a place to talk, please come with me!" General Wang said.
Yuetong nodded, and said to me and Su Youyou: "Let's go, I see that the current daughter country is also a little uneasy......
General Wang looked at me: "I don't know if this is ......"
"She is what I found to give to Your Majesty, and this woman is a rare woman in a thousand years...... Well, tell me about what's happening in China! ”
"That's not good." General Wang said as he walked.
But along the way, the people around looked at it one after another, which made me very embarrassed, Su Youyou covered her mouth and chuckled: "Miss's appearance is really eye-catching......"
"Hugh's nonsense!" I'm embarrassed.
When she came to a courtyard, General Wang took off her helmet, this girl was also quite handsome, with delicate facial features, a bit of baby face, and a little baby fat, and the sword eyebrows brought her a lot of heroism.
The courtyard is very chic, similar to the courtyard houses of Beijing, there are also a lot of servants around, of course, the servants are all women, General Wang set up a banquet to entertain the three of us, he also immediately got straight to the point and said: "Now several powerful ministers have controlled the daughter country, since the two generals left, the position of General Xiliang was also occupied by Nalan Xianglan, she shot neatly, and had already demoted several of General Yue's cronies, and now the court is their people......"
"Nalan Xianglan? Could it be Nalan Xun's daughter? ”
"Yes, now the Nalan family is equivalent to the real emperor of Xiliang, but they have not yet usurped the throne."