Chapter 867: Mantat
Recently, Huang Xiaoming, a student from the No. 3 Middle School in this city, won excellent results in the college entrance examination, became the top science student in the province and was admitted to Tsinghua University's civil engineering major. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
We would like to express our heartfelt congratulations and provide a scholarship of 100,000 yuan. He is encouraged to keep up his efforts and continue to achieve better results in his future academic career.
However, it has been rumored recently that Huang Xiaoming obtained such good results because he took a mixture of two of our products. We express our utter contempt for this nonsense. This is an ignorant statement with no scientific common sense.
Our Blue Morning Cold Powder has a significant effect in the treatment of colds, and our 'Supreme Ice' drink is also a leading drink in China in terms of taste and cultural concept, but they are just ordinary products and will not have any special effect no matter how mixed they are.
We also ask all sectors of society to uphold the socialist scientific outlook on development and refrain from indiscriminately believing such rumors that have no scientific basis. Our products are safe and reliable, and you can buy and use them with confidence, but they are not miracle medicines. ”
In various official microblogs in China, the official blog of 'Lanchen Pharmaceutical' is a strange among wonders. Other companies are either serious or gag, but they are always inferior to 'Lan Chen' in terms of creating topics, because this company's official blog has always been on the front line of desperately blackening himself.
When I opened the official blog of "Lanchen", I often saw the message of "Congratulations on the healthy recovery of whoever is healthy, but this situation has nothing to do with my company's products, please do not exaggerate the efficacy of the company's finished products".
In the past, self-blackening only stayed on the 'Blue Morning Cold Powder'. To be honest, all kinds of exaggerated drug efficacy propaganda in China is overwhelming, open Baidu a search, you will see all kinds of desperate boasting of their drug efficacy advertisements. can resolutely emphasize that only 'Lan Chen' has average efficacy.
There is no semicolon other than this one!
And now this kind of self-blackening has gone even further, because the rumors about 'Lan Chen' have also undergone a new change - all kinds of discussions with noses and eyes have suddenly appeared on the market, saying that as long as you mix Lan Chen's cold powder with 'Supreme Ice', there is a certain chance of greatly improving your learning ability.
The most annoying thing is that the first person to say this is the student who has just won the top science in the college entrance examination in this province. That kid said this openly in interviews with the media, and he didn't change his words.
Since this is what the top science student said, it is simply the best advertisement. I don't dare to say the whole country now, but the two products under the 'Lanchen Pharmaceutical' in the northeast region are directly bought out. People who have a cold can't buy 'Lanchen Cold Powder' because all of them are bought by ordinary students and parents.
This situation can make other companies happy and crazy, and it is estimated that they will take advantage of the situation to brush up on a wave of public opinion. But Xu Guoqiang, the general manager of 'Lanchen Pharmaceutical', was angry and vomited blood, and they didn't want to be noticed by the media at all.
For this kind of thing that will cause huge trouble to the company, 'Lanchen Pharmaceutical' flatly denies it and resolutely does not want this matter to spread. The Tianyang Evening News, which was controlled by Feng Wan, was even more of a pioneer in 'popular science', and deliberately investigated the situation of several middle schools in the city, 'proving' that there was no scientific basis for this matter.
Who knows that the official blog of 'Lan Chen' has just issued a statement to refute the rumors, and the dead-eyed classmate Huang Xiaoming actually ran to the official blog to leave a message: "Your investigation is not detailed at all, the effect of the mixed liquid medicine does exist, and the problem is that it is not effective for everyone."
Of the more than 2,000 students in Tianyang No. 3 Middle School, about 800 students have now taken the mixed medicine at my suggestion. In addition to me, there is already another student who has received an extremely gratifying ability boost, although the probability is only 1 in 400, but this is an irrefutable fact.
Uncles and aunts of 'Lanchen Pharmaceutical', please do an experiment seriously, okay? You guys really produce a very shocking product that can change the world. ”
Xu Guoqiang really wanted to cry when he saw Huang Xiaoming's message, since he got on Zhou Qingfeng's thief ship, all kinds of strange things have emerged in an endless stream, and it is difficult to deal with!
Little ancestor, wouldn't it be nice for you to have a good time and steal the fun? If you want to preach it everywhere for Mao, isn't this causing us trouble? Of course, we know what we produce, but because we know, we don't want to make a fuss about it!
The official blog of 'Lan Chen' could only continue to deny: "The improvement of academic performance must be the result of long-term accumulation and accumulation in the learning process of the students, and it is also the result of the hard work of the teacher, which is gratifying!" But again, we have nothing to do with our products. ”
If it is just a few arguments on the official blog, the influence is actually extremely limited. After all, there are not many people who will pay attention to the official blog of 'Lan Chen', and it will be calm after a long time. It is rumored that this thing has never been based on common sense, but this time it is related to a child's future.
There are more parents who want their sons to become dragons and their daughters to become phoenixes, who doesn't want their children to become geniuses? Huang Xiaoming openly admitted that his progress was related to the products of 'Blue Chen', and naturally a large number of parents tried this magical formula.
A pack of 'Lanchen Cold Powder' and a bottle of 'Supreme Ice', these two things add up to only 20 yuan, and you can buy them in a small street store, which is convenient for a lot of money! As a result, everyone who heard the rumors wanted to try it, and the test was broken.
The population of the land of China is too much, even in a fourth-tier city like Tianyang, there are hundreds of thousands of people, and there are tens of thousands of students in primary and secondary schools. Although the vast majority of people who have drunk this mixture have no reaction, it is actually much more likely than winning the lottery.
One in a thousand, this is the true probability of the work of the mixture of NTZ-26 and NTZ-45. This probability is placed in Tianyang City, and a variety of amazing and enviable living examples have been created one after another, and children continue to improve their learning because of this formula.
The effect of the liquid medicine is strong and weak, and Huang Xiaoming is a model who has made a huge difference, but even a 10 or even 5 percent increase is enough to make many students and parents happy.
Although the probability is small, everyone wants to try their luck, after all, it doesn't cost much. At first, students experimented with the formula, but soon it spread to adults, and more people discovered that they were the lucky ones who could boost their intelligence by taking drugs.
Nowadays, the Internet is so developed and information spreads rapidly, many people laugh when they see this news. But when it comes to the hundreds of millions of netizens in Huaxia, there are many, many people who are willing to try.
More and more examples, more and more facts, although the mainstream media has not reported this matter, but this legend has appeared again and again, no matter how much the official blog of 'Lan Chen' denies it, it is useless. Because many examples are happening around everyone, there will be more and more people who want to believe it.
Until one day, Raman the director of the 'Radiation' laboratory reported something to Zhou Qingfeng, "Mr. Hugo, the recent rumors in the society have caught our attention, so we have synthesized a new biochemical substance using the finished products of No. 26 and No. 45.
This should be the 46th stage product you want, and given its efficacy, we call it 'Mentat'. (To be continued.) )