Next to me is Zhang Lin, next to Zhang Lin is the little embarrassment demon, I understand, the little embarrassment demon will definitely entangle me, now Zhang Lin's matter has not been solved, if the little embarrassment demon is entangled, it will be difficult for me to do.

When I think about it, I can't sleep.

When I woke up the next day, Zhang Lin had already gotten up, I looked at the sleeping little demon over there, hurriedly put on my clothes, and went out in a hurry under the pretext of going out to buy breakfast.

When I bought breakfast on Paohu Street and came back again, Zhang Lin was already waiting at the small dining table.

I stretched out my head to look at the West Cross Courtyard and didn't speak.

Zhang Lin took the soy milk fritters and omelet in my hand, put the fritters and omelettes aside, and poured the soy milk into three bowls first.

"Yes, I know how to buy three bowls, hehe." Zhang Lin said.

What she means is that I even bought a bowl of soy milk for the little demon.

I said in my heart that if I don't buy it for the little demon, will I starve her to death?

I pointed to the soy milk left in the plastic bag and said I had bought more than three bowls.

After I finished speaking, intentionally or unintentionally, I looked at the side of the West Cross Courtyard again.

"Don't look at it, she's already up, I'll go and see if she's washed up." After Zhang Lin finished speaking, he strode to the West Cross Courtyard.

After a while, Zhang Lin came over with the little embarrassment demon, the little embarrassment demon was wearing Zhang Lin's clothes, Zhang Lin was tall, and she was short, so the long skirt was about to mop the floor.

"Huangshan, do you see, is the little goblin pretty?" Zhang Lin asked me with a smile.

I hurriedly lowered my head and didn't answer Zhang Lin's question, this question, no matter how I answered, there was no good fruit to eat, the answer was beautiful, Zhang Lin was angry, the answer was not beautiful, the little demon would definitely be hit.

So I took out the fritters and omelettes and said let's eat them all.

Zhang Lin snorted, and as a result, the egg cake took a hard bite, and then chewed hard, feeling like she wanted to eat my meat.

The little demon had already seen that Zhang Lin was now in control of the situation, so she didn't say anything, shouted her sister in her mouth, and handed the pickles to Zhang Lin.

Zhang Lin smiled, and the pickle bag was placed in the middle of the dining table again.

ate a meal in silence, and after eating, Zhang Lin shook his hand and stood up.

I was like cleaning up the dishes and chopsticks, but the little demon saw me doing it, and quickly stopped me, saying King, I can't let you do this, or I'll come.

After the little demon finished speaking, he couldn't help but say something, pushed me aside, and then got busy working alone.

Zhang Lin snorted and said yes, he still knows how to feel sorry for men.

The little demon didn't speak, and I pretended not to hear, so I took out a cigarette and lit it.

Zhang Lin walked up to me and said that she was going to Qinglong Mountain to have a look.

I said in my heart that this is just right, I was about to talk to the little demon, I want to make it clear to her, don't pester me, and then when the three-year appointment comes, I will take her back and give her to her father.

As a result, after Zhang Lin changed her clothes, the old turtle Jing drove a car.

It was a tricycle with a canopy.

I was still pretending to say, "The tricycle is very bumpy, why don't I drive you?" ”

Zhang Lin waved his hand and said no, the tricycle would be fine.

When Zhang Lin got on the tricycle, the little demon also brushed the dishes and chopsticks and was wiping his hands.

It can be seen that the eyes of the little demon are also shining with excitement, and she is also waiting for the opportunity to be alone with me.

Who knew that Zhang Lin sat on the tricycle, stretched out the curtain of the canopy, beckoned to the little demon, and said girl, you come here, you go with me.

The little demon was so frightened that he stepped back.

I hurriedly said, she came over there not long ago, and she hasn't adapted to the situation here, Zhang Lin, don't take her out, it's not good if you scare her.

Zhang Lin smiled and said Are you afraid of me and push her into the lake of Qinglong Mountain to drown? I'm that kind of person, I'm not stupid, if you like her and I kill her, then I'll break you completely.

After Zhang Lin finished speaking, he beckoned to the little embarrassment demon again, and said Xiao Miao, you come over to me.

Seeing that I was in the middle, the little demon was a little bolder, and shook his head at Zhang Lin.

"Hehe, you're not coming, are you?" Zhang Lin said and jumped off the tricycle.

She looked around and saw a large rat in the corner.

The big rat was not afraid of people at all, and was biting on the small half of the egg cake that had been turned out of the garbage heap and eating it in a big gulp.

"Big rat big rat, no food on me!" After Zhang Lin finished speaking, he drew a mouse pattern on the ground with his toes.

Zhang Lin stared at the little demon and said, "This kind of greedy rat often destroys crops and spreads diseases, and it is innocent to die!" Isn't that right? ”

The little demon nodded.

Zhang Lin took out the judge's pen and put a little on the pattern on the ground.

She clicked on the heart of the mouse pattern.

The rat over there was eating a lot, and suddenly it was like it had been clicked, squeaked and screamed, and then lay on its back with its feet facing the sky.

A small hole appeared in the heart of the mouse, and blood spurted out.

"Xiao Miao, if the rat steals something to eat, I will kill her, if someone wants to steal my man, do you think I should kill her?"

After Zhang Lin finished speaking, he drew a pattern on the ground again.

This pattern is very similar to the little demon with short arms.

I said in my heart that this girl became a judge, and sure enough, her eyesight was also amazing, and she was able to see through the predecessor of the little demon.

As long as Zhang Lin uses the judge's pen to put a little bit on the pattern on the ground, the little demon will definitely die.

I said at the time, Zhang Lin, you can make jokes, but you can't make big ones!

After I finished speaking, I walked over with my legs raised, trying to wipe the pattern off the ground.

Zhang Lin said that you dare to come and try it, you see if I dare!

I had to stop.

At this moment, the old turtle spirit riding a bicycle also walked over.

"Judge Zhang, which man is going to rob you! provoked Judge Zhang, that is, I can't get along with Yuan Laojiao, Tianwang Laozi, I also have to break my wrist with him! ”

After the old turtle spirit finished speaking, he rubbed his hands and stared at the little demon viciously.

I originally thought that the old turtle spirit was just putting on a show, but it turned out that he really came and bypassed me, clenched his fists and walked towards the little demon.

"Yuan Lao Turtle, I can see through you, the judge promoted you, you forgot about my brotherhood, and now give me eye medicine!" I stomped my foot in anger.

"I'm a genuine ghost now, rampant at night, rampant and domineering during the day, you bare-bones mountain god, don't call me, our judge Zhang, in the underworld, it is a flower that stands out from the crowd, countless ghosts send city gods, in order to make her laugh, I would rather eat and drink urine, you kid is good, you don't know the blessing in the blessing, I don't have a brother like you!"

The old turtle is going to die, patting Zhang Lin's ass.

The old guy is addicted to officials, and he can't wait for Zhang Lin to become the female king of Hades and promote him to be a little judge.

However, his sentence "In order to make her laugh, I would rather eat and drink urine", Zhang Lin almost didn't vomit.

"Lao Yuan, if it's good, how can it get into your mouth, such a disgusting person! Okay, that's a leprechaun, don't bully people, I just want to take her out for a ride. ”

Zhang Lin stopped the old turtle spirit, but the judge pen in her hand also pointed to the small demon pattern on the ground.

So I confronted Zhang Lin.

I didn't dare to go over, for fear that she would kill people directly, and Zhang Lin didn't dare to click it easily, because she said it herself just now, if the little demon died, there would be an irreparable rift between me and her.

The little demon didn't rely on my support, and spoke ill of Zhang Lin.

She saw me and Zhang Lin confronting each other, and finally stepped forward and said Sister Judge, I'll go for a ride with you.

After the little demon finished speaking, she was afraid that I would worry about her, so she comforted me and said: "Wang, sister of the beautiful judge, you just want to take me for a ride and see the scenery outside, you don't have to worry about me, after playing around, she will definitely bring me back." ”

After the little demon finished speaking, he took the initiative to walk over and jumped on the tricycle.

I said in my heart that I am a sensible little demon, and I can't help but feel distressed when I am sensible.

"Zhang Lin, if something happens to the little demon today, I won't move a finger from you, anyway, when the time comes, I won't be alive."

When I finished, I squatted on the ground and smoked a cigarette.

Zhang Lin smiled and said that when a man can die for a woman, then this is undoubtedly love.

I said can you not be suspicious, it's okay and you are told that something is wrong.

Zhang Lin ignored me, but turned his head to look at the little demon.

"Sister Judge, get in the car!" The little demon patted the seat next to him.

The seats in the tricycle compartment are actually two or three small benches.

I don't know where the old turtle spirit borrowed this car.

Zhang Lin nodded to the little demon, and said that the little girl is really distressing, if I were a man, seeing that you are so sensible, I will love you fiercely.

"Sister Judge Beauty, you have won the award, in fact, it is not what you think." The little demon said with a red face.

Zhang Lin walked over and leaned in my ear and said, "See, this little girl has red clouds floating on her face, and she looks shy, does it make you feel like you hold her in your arms and love her fiercely?" ”

"Zhang Lin, can we not be so vulgar?" I said helplessly.

Zhang Lin smiled, turned around and left.

She jumped on the tricycle and lowered the curtain so I couldn't see her and the little demon.

I could only hear Zhang Lin inside, and said to the little demon: "Don't always call me Sister Judge, there are so many words, you can't twist your mouth when you call it, you can call Sister Okay." ”

The little demon was inside, and called out to her sister sweetly.

Zhang Lin also agreed.

I don't feel like Zhang Lin wanted to take the little demon to Qinglong Mountain and throw it into Banshan Lake, and I was a lot more relieved at that time.

"Your Excellency, sit tight, let's go!"

After the old turtle finished speaking, he started the car, and a puff of black smoke came out of the exhaust pipe.

Before leaving, the old turtle turned his head to look at me.

I said at the time, Yuan Laojiao, you have rebelled, you wait!

The old turtle spirit smiled contemptuously at me and said, "The mountain god of the bare pole, hehe! ”

I wanted to go over and hit him, but he twisted his hand, added the throttle and left.

In this way, the little demon was taken away by Zhang Lin.

I sighed and threw the clothes I had changed over the past two days into the washing machine.

I went to the West Cross Courtyard again, trying to find the clothes that the little demon changed after wetting the bed last night, but found that they were all washed by Zhang Lin and were hanging on the drying rope to dry.

Inside those clothes, the kind that is worn close to the body, are all fruit green.