Duan Tian was not happy when he heard it.

No way! It's called non-negotiable!

Lao Tzu just took over the task of molesting the city lord, you tell me that it doesn't matter, this is simply lawless.

Duan Tian cried with a sad face and said, "Don't! Captain, there is something to discuss. ”

The captain saw that Duan Tian was scared, and added the word happy to his proud face, and said, "It's easy to say, it's easy to say, as long as you hand over ten high-grade spirit stones, we will leave immediately, and we won't see anything, you know what I mean, right?" ”

"I don't understand!" Duan Tian pretended to be pitiful, "We have committed such a big punishment, why don't you arrest us immediately and go to see the city lord?" Are we ashamed? Catch! ”

When everyone hears it, the top of their heads is full? Number.

Then they looked at the fools and pointed their fingers.

"Is this man stupid?"

"If there is a way in heaven, he won't go, and hell has no door to cast it himself?"

The captain was even more angry, and his face was red and black.

"Even if you want to find death, then you can't blame me, come here, detain me, and drag me directly to the city lord's mansion, just say that these two people have committed treason and deserve to be executed."

Be...... A group of patrolmen stepped forward and symbolically buckled Duan Tian and the old man with iron chains, and took them in the direction of the City Lord's Mansion.

The old man couldn't understand Duan Tian, thinking that Duan Tian didn't have ten high-grade spirit stones, so he was willing to be caught, so he persuaded him, "Boy, there are no spirit stones, right?" If you are willing to give the old man a taste of the woman you said, I will save you. ”

Burst!!

Women's Yanjie taste!

Song Yifei almost laughed.

"Afraid? Lao Tzu is often served by a dragon, and the person who smokes the real dragon, you say I'm afraid? ”

Duan Tian smiled and continued, "If you want to go, get out by yourself, Lao Tzu hasn't been served by a dragon for a long time, I heard that the one-stop service of the City Lord's Mansion is good, I have to go to Hi today!" Don't worry about it. ”

The old man's face was full of astonishment when he heard this, "What! One-stop service? There is only one black Jiao in the City Lord's Mansion, where is the dragon from? Didn't all the dragons go to heaven? ……”

Duan Tiancai was too lazy to be an old man.

Looking at Duan Tian's excited appearance, the more the old man thought about it, the more he felt that there was something good.

"You kid! It's very mysterious, but the old man likes it, so I'll go with you to see the legendary one-stop service. ”

Speaking of real dragons, I really want to have a cigarette.

Duan Tian fumbled around his body for a long time, and he forced him to find a pack of real dragons from the system.

A cigarette after the fact, happy as a fairy!

Duan Tian lit a cigarette and took a deep breath on his mouth, swallowing it happily as if ascending to heaven, envious of others.

The old man looked at it and was anxious.

"Boy, what are you sucking?" Why is it so cool, give the old man one. ”

"Holy! Do you smoke it? Lao Tzu, this is a real dragon! Does the real dragon understand? Song Yifei pointed to the dragon totem and the real dragon on the cigarette box very angrily.

The old man knew what the real dragon smoke was, and when he saw the word real dragon, the old man was immediately dumbfounded again.

It really is a legendary real dragon!

What the hell is this kid coming from?

It's not a real dragon, but it should have something like a real dragon, right? The old man's cultivation is stuck in place, and he can't make an inch of progress for thousands of years, if he can get some real dragon things, he can cultivate it......

Thinking of this, the old man was like a male dog in heat when he saw a female dog, his eyes lit up, and he stared at the bag of real dragons in Duan Tian's hand.

"Boy! How about your real dragon give me roots? ”

After hearing this, Duan Tian wanted to take out one from the box and give it to the old man, after all, this kind of cigarette is not a valuable thing in the streets of the earth.

The old man who knew that he was still chattering, "Don't worry, I know that the things of the real dragon are quite valuable, and I will never ask for you in vain, what good things do you want?" Just mention it, I'll get it for you, old man. ”

What!!

If you want to send something, what should I care?

A true dragon thing?

How did I not know?

Lao Tzu originally wanted to blow it to you for free, but you have to give me good things, so I can't say anything if I don't cheat you, haha......

Duan Tianle blossomed, pretending to be a serious way,

"Count your old man as knowledgeable, when it comes to the real dragon in my hand! That's quite valuable, and ordinary people can't afford to smoke it, so you just say that you have something to exchange for Hanako, right? ”

The old man didn't speak, and threw a storage bag to Duan Tian very painfully.

Duan Tian took the storage bag and began to investigate with his divine sense.

Immediately followed by a big startle.

1000 Superb Spirit Stones!!

Lao Tzu copied the entire Blood Demon Sect and only got 1,000 top-grade spirit stones, and this old man made a move for 1,000 yuan!

1,000 top-grade spirit stones for my 5 yuan pack of real dragons?

Lao Tzu sent it! Ha ha......

Although he was so happy in his heart that he exploded, Duan Tian was silent on the surface, looking very embarrassed.

Said, "Although your 1,000 top-grade spirit stones are good, you know the things of the true dragon, right?" That's quite precious. ”

After selling a pass, Duan Tian continued, "But! For the sake of acquaintance and fate, how about selling you a friendship price, how about exchanging 1,000 top-grade spirit stones for a real dragon? ”

After Duan Tian finished speaking, he squinted at the old man's expression, and kept muttering in his heart.

O little old man! Prepare for heavy bleeding! Lao Tzu knew that he was a little cheap, and he was also a little black-hearted......

However, even if you can't earn 1,000 top-grade spirit stones, it's still okay to earn 500, who let you be unlucky to meet me who can speak well.

The old man was very happy and agreed, "Deal!" One is enough. ”

I didn't even talk about the price!!

This time it was Duan Tian's turn to be surprised.

Who the hell is this old man?

The net worth is so rich!

Cultivation is so strong that I can't see through it.

This kind of terrifying old monster will still be ...... in the future As many as you want.

The transaction was completed, and the old man was like a treasure, and he collected the cigarette that he had exchanged for 1,000 top-grade spirit stones like he took care of his precious son.

Duan Tian was extremely depressed the whole time, if he wasn't afraid of goofs, he would definitely laugh.

1,000 top-notch spirit stones! It is equivalent to 10000000000 lower-grade spirit stones, which is enough for ordinary immortal cultivators to use ten lives, and they actually let Duan Tian exchange 5 cents for it.

If one day the old man can go to the earth and see the real dragon on the street for five yuan and a bag, he will definitely vomit blood and die.

Chapter 20: The Great Good Man

"What are you two muttering in the back? Want to run? ”

The captain suddenly passed over, with a fierce look.

"Nope!"

Duan Tian smiled and said, "Captain, you have worked so hard to take us to the City Lord's Mansion to enjoy a one-stop service, how can we run?" ”

After a pause, Duan Tian picked up the real dragon cigarette in his hand and handed it over respectfully.

said, "We are looking at the captain, you have worked hard, so we have prepared some good things to honor you." ”

"True Dragon!!"

Looking at the cigarettes handed over by Duan Tian, the captain screamed in surprise and turned his head back.

"True Dragon!!"

The expressions of the patrol soldiers and the captain were exactly the same, as if they were carved out of a mold.

"Such a precious treasure! Is this going to be given to us? The captain's hands trembled, and he wanted to take it, but he didn't dare to take it.

Their ideas fit seamlessly with the old man, believing that those who can be associated with the real dragon are peerless and genuine.

"A must!"

Duan Tianmei smiled, "Take it, or I'll give it to you." ”

After saying that, Duan Tian lit a real dragon cigarette and took a puff, swallowing the smoke and spitting out the smoke in an instant, as if the legendary immortal was about to soar through the clouds and mist.

I can see that these patrols are ready to move.

"Come on!"

Duan Tian approached the captain and brought a lit cigarette to the captain's mouth.

The captain first opened his mouth mechanically, smoking and spitting.

Then he took the cigarette and yelled, "Fuck ......"

His shout woke up all the patrol officers, and they all drew their weapons to warn Duan Tian, if something was wrong, they would thunder and destroy Duan Tian.

"Cool!!"

It took a long time for the team to come up with such a word.

"It's so fucking cool, Lao Tzu can actually smoke a real dragon in his lifetime, and it's worth dying right away." The captain was still immersed in fluttering.

Duan Tian ignored it no more, bypassed the captain, and distributed the True Dragon cigarettes to all the patrol officers.

"Come on!! You have all worked hard, everyone has a share, one for each person, to ensure that you are cool and crooked. ”

Seeing that the captain was so happy, the patrol members no longer hesitated, and smoked cigarettes one after another.

The old man looked anxious, "Boy, what do you mean?" ”

Duan Tian pretended, "What do you mean?" ”

"You sold me a True Dragon Thousand Top-grade Spirit Stones, but you gave them nine for free. Did you say you deliberately tricked me? The old man asked angrily.

"How is that possible...... What if I don't pit you? Whoever asked you to give me a big gift by yourself, don't be in vain, hehe...... "Duan Tian said as a matter of course.

I...... The old man tried his best to think about it, as if it was indeed me who stupidly said that I would buy it at a high price!!

"No, no!!"

Lao Tzu is the number one master of the Tianwu Kingdom, and he can't suffer this dumb loss.

said loudly, "Boy, I don't care, in short, you must return the thousand top-grade spirit stones to me, otherwise you will ......"

"How else? Do you want to rob me? Who do you think you are? It's a mess old man, do you dare? Duan Tian's face was full of indifference.

"Lao Tzu is the number one master in the Tianwu Kingdom! Do you think I dare? The old man said triumphantly.

"Holy! Lao Tzu often smokes real dragons, will he be afraid of you? Have the ability to try it out! -eating you! After Duan Tian finished speaking, he took a deep puff of his cigarette again, swallowing the smoke and spraying it at the old man.

"You...... I really don't dare, old man. ”

Thinking of the real dragon, many thoughts drifted through the old man's mind for a while, and the old man was cowardly again.

"Don't dare, take out your real dragon cigarette and smoke it, don't hide it, it will taste bad if it is broken." Duan Tian said casually.

After hearing this, the old man felt something.

He took out the free cigarette he had received in exchange for dripping blood, and carefully smoked it.

After a few minutes, everyone finished smoking the cigarettes in their hands.

The patrol members asked Duan Tian, "Senior, what is left...... How to deal with it? ”

Lao Tzu has changed from a prisoner to a senior again!

This immortal cultivation realm is TM's brain pumping?

Don't let it interfere with the progress of my mission.

"Lost!" Duan Tian threw the cigarette butt on the ground very chic and stepped on it hard.

It is an effective way to smoke the habit and avoid fires.

After all, fire prevention is everyone's responsibility.

But this time, no one learned Duan Tian's chic movements.

A patrol member asked weakly, "Senior, this real dragon is so valuable, can we collect the rest?" ”

"Whatever, it's about my birds, and after I finish smoking, I will quickly continue to catch me and go to the City Lord's Mansion." Duan Tian urged.

Seeing that Duan Tian had no different meanings, everyone, including the old man, carefully put away the cigarette butts.

Then the captain smiled and said to Duan Tian, "After the decision of our team, we found that you kid is kind-hearted, not like a person who intentionally committed crimes, and did not damage public property in the city, so we will let you go now." ”

What!!

Lao Tzu is kind-hearted!

How did I not know?

Lao Tzu's kindness was treated as a donkey's liver and lungs by you?

"Don't! Captain, I really have something to go to the City Lord's Mansion, please lead the way. Duan Tian pleaded bitterly.

"Little brother, don't say it, we have been walking in the immortal cultivation world for decades, and we have been patrolling for more than ten years, and we have always been envied, jealous and hated. But there is really no one like you who is so good-hearted and really good to us. So anyway, today we have made a deal with your brother, since it is our own person, we will definitely have no reason to arrest you and be punished. You can rest assured, as long as there is us for a day, no one in this Black Rock City will dare to touch you. "The captain is moved with affection, and he knows with reason.

What?

How did you come up with so many things?

Lao Tzu just wanted to be captured and taken to the City Lord's Mansion to complete the task.

Are all the people in this immortal cultivation world stupid?

It's so hard for me to catch it!

Seeing that Duan Tian didn't speak for a long time, the captain was very pleased.

"Moved, right?" Don't think that our patrol law enforcement team is menacing and terrifying on the streets every day. But have you ever thought about it? If we are not strong, if we are not fierce, who will be afraid of us? How can we maintain order in the city if we are not afraid? Who wouldn't want to be a cute and popular person? But someone has to pay! As the so-called Buddhists say, if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell, right? Brother! I know you're speechless, I know! Everything is in plain sight, you don't need to say it, just praise us for millions of words. ”

Holy!

Sure enough, the villain died from talking too much!

Lamentable!

Poor thing!

Who moved you?

"Smack!!"

Duan Tian slapped the captain in the face heavily.

The captain's yellow face instantly rushed to blood, and a very clear five-finger print appeared on the captain's face.

At this time.

Time seemed to freeze, and everyone stood still.

Duan Tian thought so.

Stupid!

Who knew that giving you a cigarette would lift someone to the sky?

I really deserve it!

Give you this big bus, this time you can directly arrest me and go to the City Lord's Mansion, right?

By this time, the captain had recovered.

"Little brother! Although you slapped you well, I also know that you were afraid that we would be punished if we didn't take you back, so you tried every means to provoke us to take you back. Rest assured, we won't be punished for this. You have such a good character, and you still think about us, even if you really commit a crime, we will let you go. ”

Duan Tian......

What's the situation?

Lao Tzu gave you a heavy slap in the face, and you think it was for your sake?

Is there still a heavenly reason in this world?

Oh my!

Duan Tian stopped talking, clenched his fists, and walked in front of the nine patrols with flashes, punching everyone hard in the eye sockets.

The beating made these people miserable, and they all turned into panda eyes.

Looking at his masterpiece, Duan Tian was very proud.

You can catch me this time, right?

And then the eggs.

"Little brother! Even if you provoke us again, we will not take you back to be punished, because we know that you are a good person, a great good person! ”

Duan Tian...

I pour!

I really don't cry when I don't see the coffin!

Duan Tian directly pulled out the Ruyi Golden Hoop stick and smashed it on the top of the captain's head.

"You're such a nice man! We won't take you back even if we die. ”

Feeling the coldness above his head and the blood sliding down, the captain was overwhelmed and finally collapsed.

(End of chapter)