Chapter 34: The Rites
The light monster Lu Li was eliminated, and the system sounded, "Congratulations to the host, kill the light monster Lu Li, and get 50 merit points, and the cultivation value is 100 points." Whether or not to cultivate the bizarre. ”
Song Yifei was very surprised and asked, "Can you still cultivate when you die?" ”
System: "Light can grow when there is light, and it only needs to take back the little light it spreads to cultivate." ”
Hearing the system's explanation, he wanted to have another son's rhythm, and immediately ordered, "Definitely cultivate, cultivate immediately"
The light monster Lu Li was wiped out like this, Fang Tianxiang was still in horror, and asked as if he had just woken up from a big dream, "How did that light monster Lu Li die?" ”
"Like you, you're a glutton." Song Yifei said with a grin.
"Die." Fang Tianxiang smashed a fist into Song Yifei's chest.
"Ahh Dead man". Song Yifei really fell to the ground.
"Don't play a scoundrel for me, get up." Fang Tianxiang lightly kicked Song Yifei on the ground twice.
Song Yifei: "I can't do it, I want artificial respiration." ”
"Don't dream less, if I don't get up again, I may be directly disabled and sent to the hospital!" After Fang Tianxiang finished speaking, he also clenched his hands and made a clicking sound, which was very scary.
"No, I'm in good health, it's okay to do it seven times a night." Song Yifei jumped up like a nobody as he spoke.
"Come on, how did this strange thing die?" Fang Tianxiang still asked.
Song Yifei: "Is your brain full of paste?" They all say that they are greedy and die. It's like doing something shameful in bed, it's cool to do it once, and you don't want to stop twice. But if you're given dozens of times a night, aren't you just ****? Pig.
Fang Tianxiang suddenly realized, "Then this light monster is really stupid, but do you need to give such an obscene example?" ”
Song Yifei: "You have a comparison. ”
Fang Tianxiang: "Looking for ...... to die"
……
"Ahem......" Manager Zheng, who was lying aside, finally woke up.
But like a fool, he shouted madly: "Don't eat me, don't eat me......"
Song Yifei saw that Manager Zheng woke up, and ran over very happily and said, "Manager Zheng, the strange thing has been cleaned up by us, you are safe, pay immediately, 200,000." ”
"Monster!" Manager Zheng shouted, jumped up and ran, and soon rushed out of the parking lot.
Song Yifei was left in a daze, "Crazy? Is my 200,000 in vain again? ”
God, I'm you*#......
After a loud roar, Song Yifei and Fang Tianxiang also left the parking lot and came to the door of the hotel.
Song Yifei didn't stop, she believed that Fang Tianxiang, the deputy bureau, could solve it, anyway, he couldn't have merit, let alone a reward. It's useless to stay, it's better to go back to rest early, and the school will start classes normally tomorrow.
It is indeed as Song Yifei thought, Fang Tianxiang was credited again, and her request to establish a supernatural force was also approved, and of course Song Yifei would be asked to be a trainer in the future.
The sky was slightly bright, and Song Yifei's phone woke him up.
As soon as he answered the phone, Song Yifei began to scold, "Director Chen! Did you finally show up? I thought you were dead, and I was ready to cross for you. ”
Director Chen: "Song Gaoren, you can't blame me!" There are unforeseen circumstances in the sky, and people have good and bad luck. Who would have thought that such a big Haotian real estate would go bankrupt like this, it is really unpredictable! Right? ”
Song Yifei: "I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you, why did you call me early in the morning?" I really don't want to bird you, every time something related to you, I lose blood. ”
Director Chen: "That's the case, isn't the school reopening today?" So I want you to help preside over the pre-school matters, and make a peace. ”
Song Yifei: "I don't have time, I don't want you." ”
Director Chen: "In order to thank you, the school has prepared a big red envelope of 5,000 yuan." ”
Song Yifei: "Where is it?" When? ”
Director Zheng: "Now, see you at the school gate." ”
Song Yifei: "I'll rush over immediately." ”
After hanging up the phone, Song Yifei jumped up very energetically as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, ready to wash. found that all the roommates looked at themselves with strange expressions.
Song Yifei snorted and hurriedly apologized, "I'm sorry everyone, Director Chen's big fat pig is looking for me, so I'm a little excited, you know." ”
"Yifei, when did you become so awesome that you dared to call Director Chen to die, did you also get caught up in the ghost?" Someone looked at Song Yifei vigilantly and asked.
Classmate: "Impossible, right?" Now that it's dawn, I've heard that ghosts can't appear before the fifth watch. ”
Song Yifei didn't bother to explain, so he lied to Director Chen, "Everyone, I'll slip away first, it's too late, Director Chen's fat pig is going crazy again." ”
After speaking, Song Yifei pretended to be very scared and left in a hurry.
It is normal for students to be afraid of the director. They didn't know about Song Yifei, so they took it for granted.
When he came to the gate of the school, Song Yifei saw the principal and the vice principal, as well as a number of people he didn't know.
Seeing that Song Yifei was just an ordinary student, the rich principal looked at him and asked, "A senior high school student, is he as godlike as you say?" I also need 10,000 red envelopes! ”
"Ten thousand!"
Song Yifei just wanted to scold, but Director Chen rushed over and covered his mouth, and whispered in his ear, "Ten thousand for you, okay, the school director and principal are here, please little ancestor, be safe." ”
After Director Chen finished speaking, he began to slowly let go of his hand.
But when he heard Song Yifei offering a price all over the sky, he whispered in his ear, "I want 20,000 yuan, if you don't give it to me, you will be scattered." ”
Director Chen said with a painful face, "Deal, you are a little ancestor, you are a cow." ”
After the strong recommendation of the vice president and Director Chen, the president and the directors accepted Song Yifei with a half-believing attitude.
So, an earth-shattering ritual of weeping ghosts and gods began.
I saw Song Yifei making a blind gesture, and then scolded all Director Chen's relatives in the dialect of his hometown that no one could understand, and he didn't even let go of his relatives.
A quarter of an hour later, Song Yifei was finally busy, so he signed his name with the ghost drawing talisman drawn on the spot and handed it to Director Chen, and instructed in a similar way, "Seal it with impermeable things, and bury one underground at the junction of each wall." ”
After doing all this, Song Yifei was very shy and said, "The Dharma has been done, bring the red envelope." ”
Director Chen gave the red envelope to Song Yifei without thinking about it.
Holding a big red envelope of 20,000 yuan, Song Yifei smiled and said, "Thank you, it's okay, I'm going back to prepare for class." ”
Without waiting for these people to agree, Song Yifei turned around and left.
"Don't go! I've seen a lot of money cheating sticks like you, keep the money, or I'll let the school expel you. A fat director, pretending to be very good, shouted at Song Yifei.
"Really?"
Song Yifei turned around again and asked, "Do you want to give you some excitement?" ”
Director: "What? You still want to scare me? Tell you, I'm scared ......."
Song Yifei didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, so he called out Hanxiang and said, "You go and scare him."
"Yes," Hanxiang replied, and flew over the director, sat directly on his shoulder, and began to hunt at his head and reveal a ghost to him.
"Hell!"
The director was immediately frightened, rolled to the ground and shouted, "Hell! Help me......" has completely lost its previous momentum.
"Wang Dong, what's wrong with you?" Everyone was inexplicable and wanted to help him up, but they couldn't calm him down.
Director Chen saw that it was Song Yifei's ghost, and immediately came over and begged for mercy in a good voice, "Song Gaoren, he knows that he is wrong, you accepted the female ghost!" This director has a lot of weight in the school! You can't be yellow. ”
Hearing the female ghost, everyone was taken aback, and quickly walked away from Wang Dong on the ground.
"Humph!"
Song Yifei snorted coldly, "If there is a next time, I will let Hanxiang sleep with you every night." After speaking, Song Yifei beckoned to Hanxiang.
Hanka flew back.
"Thank you Song Gaoren for sparing my life, I won't dare to offend next time." Wang Dong stood up again and said very interestingly.
"What a master!!" Everyone has been impressed by Song Yifei.
So, after a grand opening ceremony, the school was back in operation.
At the same time, in the First People's Hospital of Hengshui County, Zhang Guose was seen lying on the most luxurious bed.
A bodyguard lowered his head and said, "Song Yifei is in the third year of high school in No. 1 Middle School, his hometown is in Wailiu Village, Feishui Town, his family is very poor, and only one mother is at home?" ”
Zhang Guose: "Not the son of a rich man? Don't have a strong back-office relationship? ”
Bodyguard: "No, if you are poor and white, Zhang Shao can pinch him to death with one hand." ”
Zhang Guose: "Very good, then let's go to his hometown first and surprise him." ”