Chapter 33: I'm alive again
Communicating with snot essence is too hurtful for brain cells, and sometimes you have to guess and be blind, Meng Nan really can't stand it and just let these stupid guys go to fetch water, anyway, after a demonstration, you will know how they work on weekdays.
I don't know if I don't see it, and I'm shocked.
Remember the 100-meter-high cliff to the left of the camp, where these snot spirits found a narrow path from which they carried buckets on their backs every day to fetch water.
Meng Nan felt dizzy standing on the edge of the cliff, and he didn't dare to get too close at all, he had to become a "real vegetative person" if he didn't die if he fell from such a high place!
And these snot spirits actually work in such a dangerous situation every day, even if they can go back and forth several times a day, but how much water can be brought back by a bucket that is not much bigger than Meng Nan's fist, not to mention that this water is not only used to water the plantation of recruits, but also depends on this water for the daily consumption of the orcs. Regardless of whether this seawater is suitable for growing mushrooms, it shouldn't be a big problem if they can do it, but this amount is too small, and it's a drop in the bucket!
Meng Nan was afraid that these stupid snot spirits would fall, so he called them all back. These little guys are good at growing mushrooms, and their cultivation level is almost on par with that of fart spirits, especially when it comes to cultivating delicious mushrooms, and their skills are even better.
As the true cornerstone of the development of the orc society, it is now the time when Meng Nan needs them in large quantities, so the losses must be minimized as much as possible.
Driving the snot back to the plantation, Meng Nan called the one-eyed dragon again.
"We don't have slave owners in our clan?"
Slave owners, one of the orc races, are very good at managing butt and snot, and like to force these little ones to do things that orcs don't like to do with leather whips and clubs.
The one-eyed dragon listened to Meng Nan's words and thought for a moment, then clapped his hands and replied in surprise: "Waaagh! Wild dogs, wild dogs, go and call the old smoking gun, our new boss is looking for him!"
After a while, the old smoking gun in the one-eyed dragon's mouth finally arrived.
Meng Nan was a little speechless when he saw the old smoking gun, this guy was actually blind...... This made him angry, and he opened his mouth and asked: "The slave owner of our clan is a blind man? One-eyed dragon, don't play tricks on me!"
The one-eyed dragon hurriedly waved his hand and explained: "Boss, I heard that the old smoking gun was not blind before, and it was only blind in one eye like me in the past, but then the stinky boy who came to the east to help the blood axe, we fought with them, and then the old smoking gun was blind in the other eye." ”
After hearing this, Meng Nan's anger in his heart subsided slightly, and he asked again: "Let me ask you, why don't you change the eyes of the old smoking gun, and why are there so many blind and deaf people in our clan, and the mad doctor?"
"There are no orcs in our tribe. ”
"This ......"
At this time, the wild dog continued: "Boss, in fact, it is not nothing, we used to have a boy with severe pain, but then he was robbed by the Evil Moon Clan. ”
Meng Nan suddenly had a feeling of being ambushed on all sides, why is it always this evil sun clan who is injured!
"Alas, forget it, let's stabilize the basic market first, and we'll talk about other things later. Meng Nan let out a long sigh when he thought about it, and suddenly regretted being the boss of this clan.
In fact, it can't be regarded as the bad luck of the Evil Sun Clan, the development of the orc clans on this continent is extremely difficult, so when I hear that someone has a rare orc boy, then other clans must think of ways to snatch that kid over, such as the Evil Sun Clan's Severe Pain Kid, originally the production of recruits from each family is very limited, and it becomes extremely precious to produce a Severe Pain Boy with the talent of "scraping bones and healing wounds", and it is strange that the cunning Evil Moon Clan does not fight the ghost idea.
The bone man, who had been angry, spoke at this time, and he sneered: "I'll just tell Ya to go and take a look elsewhere with this stupid Ou Krypton, hahaha, Ya is really a fool." ”
Meng Nan immediately blew up his hair, and he couldn't listen to the sneers of others: "Waaagh, I really don't believe it! Crazy, wait, I call you to see what is the little brother who is doing hair, the chosen Ou Krypton!"
"Let's go, go back to the camp!" Meng Nan waved his hand, turned around and was about to get in the car and go back.
"Boss, don't you grow mushrooms?"
Meng Nan turned his head and glanced at the wild dog, and said, "Brother Yamao's foot hair, go back!"
Taking advantage of the excitement and returning from the defeat, Meng Nan was unhappy, very unhappy.
Back in front of his dilapidated house, Meng Nan felt that it was an eyesore, and ordered the one-eyed dragon: "Ask someone to demolish this dilapidated house." ”
"Demolition ...... Demolished?" The one-eyed dragon stared at his face full of incredulity, this new boss is sick, our village is such a tin house, you can't live in it!
"Yes, it's demolished. Meng Nan ignored him and continued. "It's all dismantled, but all the iron sheets are left for me, and one less piece will be dismantled on the motorcycle, understand?"
The one-eyed dragon originally wanted to modify his own racing motorcycle with a few pieces of iron, but when he heard this, he immediately dispelled his thoughts, joking, not only will this job not earn anything, but if he doesn't do it well, he will have to break his money. He hurriedly found a few orc boys with clean hands and feet, and under the pull and pull, the tin house was torn down into pieces in a while.
Seeing that they had finished their work, Governor Meng Nan grabbed a handful of teeth from the car and handed them out, and said, "Go and find all the technicians and boys in our clan, and say that there is work to be handed over to them, and if you do a good job, you will have a tooth collar." ”
Most of the Evil Sun Clan are drag racing parties who love vehicles, as the saying goes, a car can be regarded as half an auto mechanic after driving for a long time, not to mention that there are often many mechanical technician boys in the Evil Sun Clan, so Meng Nan's recruitment order continues, and most of the clan's orcs are here.
Meng Nan wanted to make some pipes out of iron sheets, how could he use so much labor, and there were still many blind people among the people who came, so he said: "If you are not blind, stay behind, and the rest will get out." ”
Nobody moved......
"Waaaagh, are you all deaf?
I walked a few this time, but there were still a lot of them.
"Lao Tzu is going to beat Ou Krypton!"
Hula was like an autumn wind sweeping away the leaves, and there were only two or three orc boys left in the field. Meng Nan took a look, it was okay, he was not blind. At this moment, the dentist in the car suddenly jumped out and shouted in a panic: "Fierce ...... Macho boss, live! live!"
Meng Nan was so angry that he smashed a punch on the dentist's head and scolded: "Lao Tzu is not dead yet!"
The dentist covered his head aggrievedly and sobbed: "No, boss, I mean that there is an Okr boy who has come back to life." ”
"Who came back to life?"
"Old ...... Boss, what the fart is saying is that I came back to life. ”