The reason why my palms are sweaty is because I am afraid that Master Guan will suddenly take out a knife and cut off Zhang Lin's head when he passes by the Nine Revolutions Soul Restoration Tank, but Xu Laosan said don't be afraid, there is a smell of cigarettes to cover up, and Master Guan can't smell the corpse on her body.

That's when I was relieved.

After successfully entering the crescent moon door of the East Cross Courtyard, I looked at my room, not only the door was a little narrow, but also my room was often crowded with people, if I put Zhang Lin in the vat, it would inevitably be discovered by others.

Xu Laosan pointed to the room where Gu Dan slept during the New Year.

The room happened to be empty, in the innermost corner, the door was double-opened, very wide, it was the most suitable one, Xu Laosan and I put the nine-turn soul tank and moved it in.

Xu Laosan gave me all the door keys directly in front of me.

"This girl is too handsome, so you will take care of it, and the key must not be lost, in case it is obtained by a master with a colored heart, this girl will be lost."

Hearing Xu Laosan say this, I was stunned for a moment, and said Could it be that Zhang Lin is still a virgin?

Xu Laosan kicked me and said, "Nonsense, she is younger than you, it's not normal to be a virgin!" ”

I scratched my head and said that she grew up in the capital, a big city, and the atmosphere was very open.

Xu Laosan said that you are wrong about this, there are many innocent girls in big cities, maybe I can't guarantee other women, but this Zhang Lin is definitely Bingqing Yujie's body.

Hearing Xu Laosan say this, I was still a little happy, and I said in my heart that it was really good.

I don't know why I'm so happy, and it's good that I didn't plan to move Zhang Lin.

Xu Laosan said you kid, wait a minute, I still have one more thing to do.

After Xu Laosan finished speaking, he walked out, I was very sleepy, and after waiting for him for a while, I couldn't open my eyes, leaning on the vat, and fell asleep.

When it was almost dawn, Xu Laosan came in to wake me up.

When I opened my eyes, Xu Laosan was holding a wooden box in his hand, and after opening it, I saw that inside the wooden box, there was a tongue made of fragrant ash, which was very small, and Xu Laosan asked me to put the wooden box carefully to Zhang Lin's mouth.

"The third grandfather is old, his eyes are dazzled, he used to pinch such a tongue, it only took half an hour at most, but this time he pinched it for two hours, alas, now he has really become an old immortal."

After Xu Laosan finished speaking, he let out a long sigh of the hero's end.

I hurriedly comforted him.

"Don't sigh like this, old man, you were young before you married a little widow."

Xu Laosan glared at each other, and said What do you mean, could it be that the third grandfather married a little widow, and he is no longer young?

Looking at that tongue, and thinking about the hard work of Xu Laosan when he moved the vat before, I quickly admitted my mistake: "Third grandfather, blame your grandson for not being able to speak, don't be angry, after marrying a little widow, your old man will only live younger and younger." ”

Xu Laosan said that this is about the same.

Then he snorted and said that this tongue was pinched with fragrant ash mixed with honey, and if there was another male ghost corpse paired with Zhang Lin in the future, he would thank me well, after all, this tongue would be very sweet to kiss.

When I heard this, I felt uncomfortable for no reason, so I didn't talk to him.

"Actually, what I do to Zhang Lin now is the same as what I did to Gu Dan at the beginning, all of which is to use incense ash to attract ghosts...... This fragrant gray honey tongue, as long as the ghost enters the body, will slowly eat into her mouth. ”

It turns out that Xu Laosan still has such a trick.

In this way, in the future, Zhang Lin will be able to borrow the corpse again to return her soul, and she will be able to have a tongue in her mouth, so that her beauty will be more perfect.

Xu Laosan said, lit another incense burner, and opened the window.

"Zhang Lin's ghost definitely didn't go far, the Guandi Temple was guarded by the master, and her ghost didn't dare to come in, but with this incense burner, as long as the cigarette floated out, she could follow the cigarette and come to the Nine Revolutions Soul Tank."

Xu Laosan was right.

As soon as the glass window opened, the cigarettes in the incense burner floated out of the burglar-proof window and then out of the fence.

It's like paving a path in the air, waiting for Zhang Lin's ghost to come home.

I looked at the cigarette and said worriedly, "Third grandfather, there won't be other ghosts who will come in and borrow corpses to revive the souls, right?" ”

Xu Laosan said that you can rest assured, if other ghosts can also come to borrow corpses to return their souls, then this tank is not called the Nine Revolutions Soul Tank.

It turns out that the nine-turn soul tank can not only maintain the sitting posture of the dead body inside, but also automatically identify the ghosts that come.

As long as it is not a ghost of a dead corpse in the tank, other ghosts will not be able to enter the nine-turn soul tank at all.

"Before Zhang Lin's ghost returns, you have to stay in this room at night, and you must not let the cigarette smoke in the incense burner go out, otherwise her ghost will not be able to find a way back."

It's not difficult for me.

Everything and details were arranged properly by Xu Laosan.

Xu Laosan patted me on the shoulder and said that you can lean on the vat and sleep for a while, and when it is night, I will add a small wooden bed for you.

I nodded and said I'd squint a little longer, and I'll go to school later.

Xu Laosan said that you slept for more than an hour at night, or I will let Xu Da nose and ask you for two more days off?

"Third grandfather, don't bother Xu Da Nose, I said I'll go to school today, anyway, when it gets dark, I'll just come back in time." I politely declined Xu Laosan's kindness.

Actually, I always feel that Xu Da's nose has been swollen so much lately, and something will happen sooner or later, so I don't want to have too much to do with him.

Bodhisattva difficulty is a ghost to die.

Xu Da's official addiction is too big, and the bigger he is official, the more he likes to be official.

I estimate that if Xu Da Nose dies, he must die on one of these two things.

Of course, it is impossible for me to take the initiative to persuade Xu Da Nose, in order to climb up, even Zhao Feilin dared to threaten, and it is absolutely impossible for him to listen to my words as a child.

I was thinking about this, Xu Laosan was outside, let out a miserable scream, scared me to open the door, and ran out, but found that Xu Laosan was not, he was attacked by someone.

He was standing at the door of the kitchen, looking at the open door of the kitchen, and then he screamed.

"Third grandfather, what's wrong?" I asked him as I ran to him.

"Biaozi, who killed a thousand people, took advantage of my preoccupation just now to pinch Zhang Lin's tongue, this thing actually sneaked in, stole all my native products, and went to please the tigress!"

Xu Laosan said, walked into the kitchen and began to thunder again.

It turned out that Shan Biao, a stupid tiger, didn't know what it meant to leave a line at all, not only stole those delicious local products, but also stole a bottle of Xu Laosan's good wine.

Fortunately, Baihu Dongxue doesn't smoke, otherwise the few good cigarettes that Xu Laosan put in the cupboard would also be stolen.

I smiled and said to Xu Laosan: "Third grandfather, don't complain about Shan Biao, it really made a lot of money in order to please the tigress." ”

"The dog said that the son is my blood! It's taking my stuff and going to curry favor with the tigress! ”

Xu Laosan scolded bitterly for a while, then squatted on the ground and smoked, talking to himself.

"Shan Biao has a relationship with Master Guan, and he can freely enter and exit the Guan Emperor Temple, my magic weapons have no effect on a masculine beast like this, it seems that I am going to find a blacksmith and fight a steel sword!"

Listening to Xu Laosan's meaning, he plans to fight with Shan Biao to the end.

One is my third grandfather, and the other is my mount, I don't want to have a deep hatred between the two of them.

"Third grandfather, I'll compensate you for the losses caused by Shan Biao, Professor Yang will give me 10,000 yuan, isn't it still with you, I don't want it, it's okay like this?"

Hearing me say this, Xu Laosan's face was unhappy.

"Stinky boy, I didn't plan to give you the 10,000 yuan, besides, I helped you treat Zhang Lin, isn't it worth 10,000 yuan? No, I also gave you two hundred, so there are only nine thousand nine hundred and eight left, not ten thousand. ”

Xu Laosan said shamelessly.

But this time, I understood him very well.

I'll just say okay, the nine thousand nine hundred and eight, count me as compensating you for Shanbiao, the loss of good wine and native products, Zhang Lin's favor, I will pay it back with gold leaves, I will call Hu Xiaoli, her things, I don't want it in vain!

I was telling the truth, and after speaking, I took out my mobile phone and prepared to call Hu Xiaoli.

Xu Laosan held my hand and said, "Stinky boy, what do you think of the third grandfather, don't call your mother, Jin Yezi, I don't want it, wait until Zhang Lin wakes up, let her call me Dad." ”

I thought about it and said no problem.

At that time, I didn't expect that in this way, I would call Zhang Lin my aunt.