In Tian Tian's room, there was no movement, and a white silk hung down on the beam of Nanmu, I was worried, Tian Tian thought I was eaten by a tiger, and this girl fulfilled her promise in the morning and hanged herself to bury me.

May I come just in time!

I hope that Tian Tian has just hanged himself and has not completely lost his breath.

I hurriedly flew up and kicked the door, but the door was hidden, and as soon as my foot touched it, it opened, I couldn't hold my feet, and I almost didn't have a big split on the ground, and finally stood firm, and when I looked at it, I was dumbfounded.

On the coffee table in the middle of the room, there is a chessboard, Tian Tian and Shan Jing are sitting facing each other, the two are holding red and black chess pieces, playing chess, and the blue phoenix is watching the game next to the chessboard.

These days, Xu Laosan patronizes playing mahjong, and he doesn't teach the mountain spirit to play chess during the day.

Recently, Tian Tian has taught Shanjing to play chess, so she often finds time to learn chess games, but she didn't expect that she is now playing in person and being a sparring partner for Shanjing.

Tian Tian played chess and swallowed melon seeds.

However, she knocked out the melon seeds, and she didn't eat any of them, and they were all stuffed into the mouths of the mountain spirit and the blue phoenix.

The three of them, my sister and brother, were so distracted by playing chess that I kicked open the door and strode in, but none of them even looked up at me.

They are really engaged and happy!

I looked at the white silk on the beam of the Nanmu house, and there was a small bucket hanging on it, no wonder I looked at it outside, and the fluttering white silk was not shaking at all.

No one paid any attention to me, so I was cheeky and coughed heavily.

The mountain spirit and the blue phoenix, only then looked up and found that it was me, and they were both very happy.

Originally, the mountain spirit and the blue phoenix were going to pounce on me and make love, but Tian Tian stretched out two arms, held one with one hand, and said, "Before this game of chess is finished, no one is allowed to move." ”

The two little guys were served by Tian Tian during this time, one was like a little princess and the other was like a little prince.

The corrupt life made them happy and completely threw themselves into Tian Tian's arms, and now listening to Tian Tian say this, the two little guys were very obedient, and continued to eat melon seeds, play chess at the same time, and watch the game.

That hatred in my heart.

Not to mention that the two girls have rebelled, now these two babies don't want me as a father.

It seems that I haven't learned at all, Hu Xiaoli's lesson, she didn't get along with me before, and now no matter what tricks she uses, if she wants to impress me, I don't feel anything, and now the mountain spirit and the blue phoenix are the same.

Feelings still need to get along for a long time before they can be cultivated, and I will accompany them more in the future.

Thinking about it this way, I don't blame the mountain spirit and the blue phoenix.

No one paid attention to me, so I sat cheekily by myself, and there was no food to eat, so I grabbed a handful of melon seeds by myself, and then honestly, swallowed melon seeds to quench my hunger, and waited for others to finish the game of chess.

I didn't have the heart to watch the chess game, I just looked forward to Xu Laosan outside and finish the story as soon as possible.

I pricked up my ears to listen, he had just finished telling the story of Guan Gongtun's soldiers and mountains about three things, and he had just made a start at this time.

This old immortal has no conscience at all!

I didn't come back for a day, and instead of worrying about my safety, he was here with a lot of idlers, spitting on the stars.

Fortunately, when I came in, the chess game had already come to an end, and it didn't take long for Tian Tian to admit defeat.

"Xiaofeng, you read the book first, Xiaojing, you go take a bath." Tian Tian pointed to the mountain spirit and the blue phoenix respectively.

The blue phoenix flew over and pecked at my hand, and the mountain spirit jumped on my neck and reached out to touch my face.

Then the blue phoenix flew to the desk and looked at the comic strip.

And the mountain spirit jumped from my neck and went straight to the beam.

On the beams of the house, there was a small wooden house, two feet square, in which the little guy took off his clothes, followed the white ayako, slid into the bucket, and began to bathe in the bucket.

No wonder the mountain spirit and the blue phoenix, listening to Tian Tian's words, the emotional mountain spirit took a bath, and she used a bucket to hang up, very attentively, and played a little mood.

At this time, Tian Tian stood up, as if he had just seen me, and asked, "Are you back?" ”

"Lao Tzu is here, I've been sitting for more than ten minutes!" I said dissatisfied.

Tian Tian smiled, looked at my pants, and said that you were deliberately torn, this kind of dressing is really avant-garde and bold, I like it.

"Can you please stop being sarcastic about me? Even a fool can see that this is bitten by a tiger! ”

I choked her repeatedly, Tian Tian was not angry, stood up and lifted the hem of her skirt, turned around like a butterfly in front of me, and asked me with a smile: "Do my clothes look good?" ”

She was wearing a red long dress wedding dress, which was inconspicuous when she sitted, and when she stood up, her long skirt swaying.

To tell the truth, Tian Tian is wearing this long dress, without the shrewdness and ability of a white-collar worker, and without the ignorance of Lori, this is like what a girl in her twenties should look like.

Almost blinded me!

However, I didn't have time to appreciate it, but said: "On this big night, Miss Tian is dressed so festively, are you going to go to the banquet?" I'm hungry, can you take me and eat with you? ”

My yin and yang weird words this time finally angered Tian Tian.

"Huang Guoshan, please put away your shamelessness! Know why I'm wearing it like this, I'm Tian Tian, although I'm not a man, but my words count, I said that if you die, I'll bury you in a wedding dress, and I will do what I say. ”

When Tian Tian said this, he cried again.

"There was a mess outside, I heard people say that you were taken away by a tiger, and I wanted to die at that time, but I really couldn't bear Xiaofeng and Xiaojing, so I decided to stay with them for one night, and then hang myself."

Tian Tian cried and said this, pointing to the white lingzi.

"Don't you see, the strips of cloth I hung are all tied." She said aggrievedly.

I couldn't believe my ears for a while, I was dizzy, how could I be in Huangshan, let a female charm wear a wedding dress for me to be buried?

Thinking of this, I feel very sorry for Tian Tian, and at the same time hate the person who lied to her and said that I was taken away by a tiger.

I asked Tian Tian, is my third grandfather the old immortal who told you that?

Tian Tian shook his head and said that Xu Daochang had been busy outside for a day, and he came back not long ago, and only the rice boss who entered the Guandi Temple during the day was what he told me, and then I closed the door and cried my nose, and I didn't know when Xu Daochang came back.

Mimankura, you turtle son!

The master found out that you were abnormal during the day, but I didn't expect that you would even dare to pit Tian Tian!

Mi Mancang, you wait for the master, I will settle accounts with you sooner or later!

While scolding Mi Mancang, I was very happy at the same time.

Luckily, I arrived just in time!

Otherwise, Tian Tian coaxed the mountain spirit and the blue phoenix to sleep, and really hanged himself on the beam, and my sin would be great.

"If I was really bitten to death by a tiger today, and you buried me again, then we are both gone, Xiaofeng and Xiaojing, what should I do? Have you ever wondered? I asked Tian Tian.

Tian Tian looked at the East Cross Courtyard.

"Give it to the old immortal? He is not doing it at all now, every day on the mahjong table, he can't pull it down, when he plays mahjong, he smokes one after another, and the smell of smoke all over his body can smoke people to death! ”

When I said this, I remembered that when Xu Laosan and them were playing mahjong, the mahjong room that looked like a fire was on fire, and I couldn't help but sneeze.

"Just by him, he can take care of Xiaofeng and Xiaojing! So ......"

I originally wanted to tell Tian Tian what I said later, so I ...... In the future, even if something happens to me, you are not allowed to look for a short-term view, you must live well, and take care of the mountain spirit and the blue phoenix for me.

As a result, as soon as I said two words, Tian Tian smiled.

She followed my words and said, "So, thinking about this, I plan to spend a night with Xiaojing and Xiaofeng, and I can't hang myself and go to your funeral." ”

Tian Tian said, took off his wedding dress, and threw it on the hanger.

Then the eldest lady, cross-legged, sat on the Taishi chair nondescriptly, and swallowed melon seeds.

Damn, you didn't plan to die with me at all!

It stands to reason that I should not let a girl in her prime die with me.

But when it came out of her mouth, I was uncomfortable.

I jumped over and grabbed Tian Tian's ear.