Outside Bloodstone City, I saw an old man wearing an imperial brocade robe at the gate of the city when he was stopped by a group of disciples of the Red Dust Sect.

I saw a Hongchen Sect elder in the merger period with dozens of Hongchen Sect disciples angrily asking, stinky old man, "You still dare to appear?" Today, our Hongchen Gate has laid a net of heaven and earth, and you will not be able to escape if you plug in your wings. ”

The old man was surrounded by dozens of Hongchen Sect disciples and an unknown cultivator, his face was full of innocence, and he said, "What are you doing here?" All in love with the old man, me? I know that I am handsome and chic, and I am powerful, but I am not a casual person, you can only get me by bending into tricks like this, you can't get my heart! ”

"Come on! Come up and sit on me, let me ****. After the old man finished speaking, he directly lifted his upper body clothes, revealing a bony little body with a pleading expression on his face.

"Whew! You are immortal, and you are dying, and you still want to tease us. The nuns of the Red Dust Gate spat at him one after another.

Kill him!

Kill him!

The female cultivators of the Red Dust Gate made a move, and dozens of flying swords were thrown, attacking the old man with the sword formation unique to the Red Dust Gate.

The old man owed, "Murder your husband!" There is no royal law left. ”

The old man was not afraid of the sword formation of the Red Dust Gate at all, and he did not make any movements, and let the sword formation slash at himself at will.

Jingling!

Jingling!

Dozens of flying swords slashed at the old man's body, and after making a burst of sounds, they all broke off and fell to the ground, without even a trace of injury.

Everyone was shocked, is this old man beaten with iron?

Or copper? Even the magic weapon flying sword was broken when it hit the body.

It's not scientific!

When everyone was shocked, they suddenly heard a loud roar in the distant sky.

"The old man is mine, no one is allowed to rob him, whoever robs me will kill him."

Everyone looked up and forgot about it, only to see a fat and black figure flying in the sky not far away at a speed that could not be seen by the naked eye.

Mahayana masters!

Everyone retreated one after another, for fear of offending.

In the blink of an eye, the fat woman had already stepped heavily on the old man's body, and gave birth to eight claws to wrap the old man's whole body, and said vigorously, "Old man, I finally caught up with you, and you can't go back on what you promised?" ”

The old man's face was full of grievances and he said, "What the hell are you?" What did I promise you? Can you let go of your hands and feet first? Why can't men and women kiss each other! ”

"I don't ......," the fat woman said coquettishly.

Immediately frightened hundreds of onlookers, if it weren't for the fat woman's cultivation, the immortal cultivators would have complained about the fat woman to death. Now I can only dare to spit out but dare not speak, and watch a good show.

The old man almost vomited all his bile, but there was really nothing to vomit before he could speak.

"What did I promise you, old man? Don't think that I'm handsome and can mess around, the old man would rather die than give in! The old man said with disgust.

"Nasty! Knowingly asking, obviously I like others, but I still don't admit it? I promised to talk to others. The fat woman continued to coquettish the old man.

Pour!

A group of immortal cultivators fainted on the spot.

The old man was furious and said, "Don't smear me, the old man won't be interested in you fat woman even if he masturbates, get out of the way immediately, otherwise the old man will make you roll ugly." ”

"Humph! You dead old man, you want to pay for it? No way, I'm going to make you strong right now. The fat woman said nothing, and ten octopus hands began to tear at the old man's clothes.

"Get out of the way!" The old man's whole body breath changed, and he was very powerful, and the fat woman broke away on the spot in an instant.

"Humph! Want to play exciting, right? The old lady is accompanied, and you will be eaten today. ”

After the fat woman finished speaking, she turned into a huge octopus, which frightened all the immortal cultivators to retreat again and again.

"Dead octopus, if it weren't for the fact that your meat was not tasty, the old man would eat you immediately. Now, get out of here. ”

After the old man finished speaking, he stretched out his right palm and slapped a very large palm shadow towards the octopus essence.

"Humph! No one can stop the people that the old lady wants to eat. ”

The eight claws of the octopus spirit moved in unison, emitting eight black lights as thick as arms, and hit the old man's virtual palm.

"Flutter!"

"Flutter!"

Nine black lights hit the old man's palm, as if sinking into the sea, and disappeared.

"Not good!" The octopus aunt screamed, trying to dodge, but it was too late, and the giant palm shadow slapped on it fiercely, and the whole octopus sank into the mud and was slapped into a meat patty.

When everyone saw this scene, they were so frightened that they didn't dare to come out.

This Nima is invincible! A palm slap to death the Mahayana octopus master.

Thinking about it again, they were still clamoring to kill the old man, and immediately cold sweat soaked their backs.

Those Hongchen Sect disciples had even more wonderful expressions.

Hongchenmen has an order to kill the old man with all his hands.

How to kill! With one slap, a Mahayana octopus master was killed.

When everyone was embarrassed, the octopus essence came to life again, got out of the dirt, turned into a fat woman, glared at the old man fiercely, and said, "The old lady remembers you, and when the old lady cultivates and is promoted again, she will definitely come back to find you, and if she can't get you, the old lady will not give up." ”

After saying that, in the wonderful eyes of everyone, the fat woman fled away.

The old man was even more excited, he had a feeling of crying and laughing, and he was so aggrieved that he wanted to cry!

No matter how much he wants to break his head, he can't remember when he provoked this octopus aunt.

While he was racking his brains to recall, an exclamation sounded in the sky again, "The old man is mine, whoever robs me and kills whom." ”

Everyone looked up and found a fatter and uglier figure flying in again.

It's a Mahayana master again!

Everyone was already shocked, and these masters, who are usually rare to see, all came to the old man to love love today.

Thinking of this, everyone looked at them with great admiration.

Awesome!

It's all in your hands!

I don't know if it was an octopus last time, but what kind of celebrity is coming this time.

When everyone was thinking wildly, they saw a very fat figure falling from the sky, causing a sensation in the earth, like a small earthquake.

As soon as this man appeared, he was overjoyed and said, "Old man, I have finally found you, and you should fulfill your promise to go back with me to love love." ”

When the old man heard this, he sighed in his heart, what happened today, this is not peach blossom luck! It's all strange to find the door.

The old man asked, "What are you?" Why do you want to find me to love love? Sick, right? ”

"People are sick! It's you who caused people to get lovesickness. This fat woman said coquettishly.

"!" The old man couldn't help but scold anymore, "Acacia, you girl!" I haven't seen you at all, and even if I do, I'll spare you and take advantage of the old man. ”

"Humph! You kissed me half an hour ago, and you said something to let me catch up with you, let me hehe! If you take advantage of me, you won't admit it, right? The old lady ate you! ……”

The man turned into a big black bear and pounced on the old man.