Chapter 710: Drunken Heavenly Master, Business? 【Fourth Update】
The cute baby little zombie is still a child's temperament, sitting on the stone bench with his back to me, and ignoring me.
I didn't think about persuasion, this thing would definitely happen, unless he figured it out himself, otherwise it would be useless to persuade more.
There's no danger to this kid being alone, and I turned around and lay on the bed, unable to sleep, looking at the ceiling, my head in a mess.
It wasn't until more than four o'clock in the morning that I couldn't bear it in a daze, so I fell asleep.
didn't sleep long, and was woken up by Liu Changge and Sanjie monks.
When I opened my eyes, I didn't sleep enough, my brain was dead, Liu Changge and the Sanjie monk were arguing in the front hall, and the cute baby zombie was gone.
When I walked to the front hall, I saw Liu Changge and Sanjie Monk sitting on the sofa arguing, red faces, cute baby little zombies sitting next to them holding a big tomato, chirping and gnawing, looking at the lively melon-eating crowd.
"Sanjie, you crossed the line last night, that girl was clearly what I saw first, what have you been robbing me of?" Liu Changge's face was as black as if he had been smeared with soot.
The monk of the three precepts folded his hands and blushed: "Amitabha, if you see it, you don't see it, and if you hold it, it's yours." ”
"Oh, you still don't admit it?" Liu Changge's eyes widened, "That girl was attracted by my appearance, and she was about to throw herself into my arms, it was you who dragged her directly into the private room with a big bald head, you don't talk about morality!" ”
"Amitabha." The Sanjie monk looked solemn, "Who told you not to drag it in?" ”
"The Buddha can't bear it anymore!" Liu Changge finally blew up, "I paid for last night's big health care money, rob my girl, and return the money!" ”
"Amitabha." The monk of the three precepts suddenly grinned, "The poor monk is wrong, I won't rob it next time." ”
I really couldn't stand these two things being so embarrassed, so I walked out: "You two can't be so embarrassed, can't you?" One is a Buddhist person, and the other is a Taoist priest in Shushan, who talks about health care and discipline early in the morning? ”
Liu Changge and Sanjie Monk looked at me at the same time, Liu Changge opened his mouth and was about to speak, I hurriedly interrupted: "Brother Liu, do me a favor." ”
"What's the hurry?" Liu Changge asked.
"Make a will." I said with a smile.
"What's that?"
"Amitabha, do you want to go to heaven?"
Liu Changge and the Sanjie monk stood up suddenly and glared at me in horror.
The little zombie bar of the melon-eating crowd on the side directly threw the tomatoes on the ground, walked to the backyard with his hands behind his back in a huff, and when he passed by me, he said angrily: "You just don't want me." ”
I smiled wryly, and didn't stop the.
After the cute baby baby zombie walked to the backyard, Liu Changge and Sanjie monk came up at the same time, dragged me to sit on the sofa, and Liu Changge slapped me on my vest angrily: "Special mother, what's wrong with you kid?" ”
"Amitabha!" The Sanjie monk looked serious, "You don't want to commit suicide because we don't take you with us for great health care, right?" ”
Depend on! What's going on in this's mind?
I shrugged my shoulders and said, "The Xuanyin Body Limit is coming soon. ”
Liu Changge and Sanjie Monk's faces changed at the same time, and they finally reacted.
Liu Changge suddenly collapsed on the sofa, looking very annoyed, lit a cigarette, took a hard puff, and asked me, "You don't plan to resist?" ”
I said, "I'm going to resist, but I'm going to have to prepare for the worst." ”
"Amitabha, it's really not good, the poor monk will help you carry it, right?" The monk of the three rings folded his hands and looked solemn.
Not to mention, since I met the monk of Sanjie, this guy has an unreliable smell all over his body, and today's words are really touching.
I was about to say something grateful, but the monk of the three precepts suddenly rolled his eyes, shook his head and said, "Alas, the poor monk can't bear it, you can ask for more blessings, Amitabha." ”
Depend on!
It's still so unreliable!
I didn't bother to beep with the Sanjie monk, turned my head and said to Liu Changge: "Brother Liu, help me make a will, I will ...... after I die."
"Shut up!" Liu Changge interrupted me, "Before the last step, why don't you give me death!" ”
After speaking, he took out the cigarette butt, got up and walked out, and said at the same time, "I'll go and call Shizun." ”
"No need." I grabbed him, "Am I not clear about my business?" Fight must fight, but whether you win or not has to say two, I have thought about the good side, I have also thought about the bad side, it is a brother, just help me. ”
To be honest, if it weren't for the fact that I couldn't figure out how to make a will, I really didn't want to trouble Liu Changge, after all, it was my own business, and I didn't want to make everyone upset.
Liu Changge glared at me fiercely, rubbed his hair irritably, gritted his teeth and said, "Help!" ”
After speaking, he glared at the Sanjie monk: "Second bald, go out with me to print the will." ”
"Amitabha, you just go, the poor monk's waist hurts, so he has to rest." The monk of the three rings said and lay down on the sofa.
Liu Changge dragged him up impatiently: "Just go, what is so much nonsense?" ”
Seeing the two of them walking out, I smiled bitterly, these two goods went out in a group, can I still not know what to do?
Definitely trying to help me figure it out!
But the Xuanyin body is a rare encounter in a hundred years, and it has mutated again, and the difficulty of resisting has skyrocketed!
The room fell silent.
I lay on the couch, but my mind was calm.
The so-called fears and worries are all gone at this moment.
Perhaps it was an instinctive reaction, and familiar faces replayed in my mind like a movie, and gradually, I clenched my fists.
Bang!
Suddenly, a knock on the door shattered the silence in the living room.
I turned my head to see a staggering Taoist priest in a tattered robe with half a bottle of snow beer in his hand.
This Taoist priest was full of red face, full of alcohol, and as soon as he entered the house, he burped and swished.
I stood up and was about to catch up, when this guy suddenly raised a snowflake beer and shouted: "Raise a glass to invite Mingyue, the shadow becomes three people, a thousand cups are drunk, only I am drunk with the heavenly master!" ”
Drunken Heavenly Master?
Ahh
Does this guy want to pretend to be in our hall?
Just his drunken appearance, he is about to float up when he walks, and he is still drunk?
What's the matter, bullying me for being too young and frivolous, and reading too little?
I was stunned, this drunken heavenly master suddenly looked at me with drunken eyes, grinned, staggered and pounced, my special mother was scared half to death by his reaction, this Nima is clearly the blame for Shu Huang!
Immediately, it was like hiding, but as soon as I turned around, I felt that my right leg was hugged, and when I looked down, the drunken master was lying on the ground, looking at me drunkenly, and smiled: "Sao Nian, I look at you Xuanyu Xuanang, graceful, why don't we cooperate and talk about business?" ”
(End of chapter)