992 almost hurt me
After some observation, Xu Laosan finally determined the situation, which was greatly unfavorable to him.
Because Master Tai likes little apprentices now and praises me a lot, Xu Laosan no longer has the bargaining chips to talk to Master Tai about the conditions.
"Oh my God, what a traitor!" After Xu Laosan finished speaking, he pointed to me and my grandfather.
Master Tai glared at him and said Little Third Son, what do you mean, they are traitors, then I am not a faint king! You're turning the corner again and calling me an old fool, aren't you?
Xu Laosan made a final complaint, and finally stopped being entangled.
"Master, even if I didn't say it's okay, let's eat and drink food and drink in a while, and then treat Zhang Lin, before that, Master, can you dispense medicine first!" Xu Laosan said.
Master Tai nodded, and said that you agreed earlier, so we wouldn't have saved so many lips and tongues.
After Master Tai finished speaking, he took a clean cup, poured a glass of water, and threw a few pills into the water to melt, I leaned over and smelled it, it smelled so fishy, I almost fainted.
Master Tai shook the cup again, lying down, this time it was not just a fishy smell, it was simply in a dry toilet that had not been cleaned for several years, and the smell of urea went straight to the brain.
I quickly covered my mouth and nose, eager to find a thick mask to put on.
I turned my head to see that my grandfather had already stuffed two balls of cotton into my nostrils, and then two balls of cotton into my nostrils.
It seems that these two old guys have been prepared!
Xu Laosan also pinched his nose and said Master, you took out this pill earlier, I would have agreed a long time ago, even if this medicine can be directly only Zhang Lin, I estimate that Zhang Lin would rather be paralyzed than drink this medicine.
I was like, what do you mean? To treat my little aunt, my little aunt doesn't need to drink medicine?
Grandpa nodded, smiled evilly and said, yes, treat your little aunt, your little aunt really doesn't need to drink medicine, because you need another medicine primer.
After Grandpa finished speaking, Master Tai and Xu Laosan came to see me.
I was stunned and said, what do you mean? Am I the one who drinks the medicine?
Master Tai nodded and said yes, you are the one who drinks the medicine.
I thought of the pungent smell just now, so I said no, why do you want me to drink medicine for my aunt's treatment?
Master Tai smiled and said, "Because you are the medicine primer...... Hehe, Huangshan, for your little aunt, drink it, in fact, it tastes bad, but it is not difficult to drink......"
I'll just tell you the truth, I have to drink it?
"Huangshan, you must drink, otherwise your little aunt will be hopeless, after her vertebrae are broken, if you don't drink it after three months, she will be paralyzed forever, think about it yourself." Grandpa also helped.
Looks like they're not lying to me.
In order to save Zhang Lin, I couldn't care so much, so I picked up the cup at that time and wanted to drink it in one gulp.
As a result, when my lips touched a little potion, I felt like my lips had been stung by countless wasps, and it hurt hotly.
I took a small sip, and as a result, the potion was in my mouth, and it was like countless wasps in my mouth.
It's not that I don't want to save Zhang Lin, but that the pain has exceeded the limit of what I can bear.
Ahh
The cup in his hand accidentally came out of his hand.
Master Tai's hand is so fast, he caught the cup at once, and said What's the matter with you kid, the medicine is like this, if the cup is broken, Zhang Lin will be finished!
When Master Tai said this, he put the cup on the stone table, and then suddenly made a move and grabbed my two wrists.
"What are you two waiting for, hurry up and pour him down!" Master Tai said.
Grandpa pinched my shoulders at that time, so that I couldn't move under the restraint of him and Master Tai, and there was no way to shake my body to make a real body.
"Let your kid take advantage!" Xu Laosan smiled evilly, pinched my mouth open, and then picked up the cup and poured the cup of potion into my stomach.
There was no suspense, his mouth was full of fishy and pungent taste, and then his stomach was like being stung by countless wasps.
Usually a wasp stings the skin, to call people in pain, if you are stung by multiple wasps, rolling on the ground is not uncommon.
And I, this time, have been stung by countless wasps.
The pain is something you can't imagine.
I clutched my stomach and rolled on the ground in pain, and my grandfather found a handful of leeks from somewhere, threw them at me.
"If you eat it, it won't hurt if you eat it, but remember to swallow it whole, if you chew it, it won't have an effect."
When my grandfather said this, I stuffed all the leeks into my mouth at that time.
Who knew that after swallowing leeks, it hurt even more.
I endured the pain and said to my grandfather in a voice that had become hoarse, why did it still hurt so much!
"It's okay, the leeks will be digested immediately, and then the thunder fire in your body can be awakened, so that the thunder fire can be neutralized with the potion, and a medicine will be generated in your body, this medicine is called bone cream, which is the best medicine to treat Zhang Lin's injury, and it is definitely the medicine to cure the disease...... However, you have to endure it, it will hurt even more later. ”
I gritted my teeth and said, as long as I can cure my little aunt, I will admit that it hurts me to death.
In fact, I wished I could faint in pain at that time.
It backfired, and the pain was unbearable, but I couldn't faint.
"Grandpa, can you knock me out, I really can't stand it, my stomach is like a knife, no, it hurts more than a knife!" When I finished speaking, tears flowed from my eyes.
Xu Laosan stared at me and said viciously: "It can't be done, I stunned you, the leeks can't be digested, so the thunder fire can't neutralize the potion, the thunder fire doesn't neutralize the potion, where does the bone cream come from!" ”
I rolled around and said, Third Grandpa, why do you hate me so much, I'm for my little aunt.
"Hmph, you kid, isn't this the day you've been waiting for!" Xu Laosan didn't buy it.
At this moment, there was a knock on the door of Guandi Temple.
After Grandpa went over, he quickly brought back a large wooden box with the eight dishes inside.
The three of them sat around the stone table, eating and drinking, and when they were eating and drinking, I had already rolled the east across the courtyard all over the place, it really hurt!
It wasn't until they were all drunk that I got my wish and fainted in pain.
By the time I woke up, it was already the second half of the night.
I found myself already in the shower and in a new outfit.
Master Tai, grandfather and Xu Laosan all sat opposite me.
"Eat first, eat well and then tell you how to do it." Grandpa said.
In front of me, there was a plate of fried shredded pork with leeks and four large steamed buns left by them.
I still have palpitations from the pain just now.
I'll just say this leek, after I eat it, my stomach won't hurt anymore, right?
"It will definitely not hurt anymore, good, eat a little more leeks, the provincial return to the bone paste is not enough, after all, the potion was spit out by you." Master Tai said.
I nodded, and said I'll trust you again, if it hurts me to death, the bone cream will be gone.
After I finished speaking, I also felt hungry, so I took the steamed bun and picked up the chopsticks again.
Soon, four big steamed buns and a dish were eaten by me.
After eating, my grandfather handed me another glass of water.
I took a closer look, it was ordinary tea, there were green tea leaves in it, and when I smelled it, there was no fishy smell, so I drank it.
As a result, after drinking it, I involuntarily changed into my real body.
I still feel like there's a fire in my belly.
The long-lost feeling of being burned by thunder and needing to find a girl came back to me again.
It was only at this time that I understood what the so-called bone cream was all about.
I'm not a medicine primer, I'm obviously them, the medicine jar used to catalyze the plutonic ointment.
I need to have sex with Zhang Lin to give her the bone cream.
No wonder at the beginning, Xu Laosan didn't agree to be killed, what Master Tai said.
So that's how it was!
If Xu Laosan agrees, then Zhang Lin and I will be justified in the future.
Thinking about this, I ran to the West Cross Courtyard.
Master Tai grabbed me and said Why are you going, I haven't explained the specific things yet.
I said that I understood everything, and for the sake of my little aunt, I could dedicate myself this time.
With my words, I slapped Xu Laosan on my shoulder, saying that you kid, what you are waiting for is this day, hum, I shouldn't have let you know that Zhang Lin was resurrected!
Grandpa waved his hand and said Third Senior Brother, why are you beating the child, now that the bone cream is already in his body, if you don't let him pass, it will be invalid at dawn.
Xu Laosan said that this kid was originally a big donkey, and now he has eaten leeks again, leeks are aphrodisiac grass, Zhang Lin is currently seriously injured, how can he afford his toss, he didn't get the bone cream when he turned around, what if he tossed her to death first!
At this moment, the little demon walked over.