After searching a few wild spots one after another, Lin Fan was very bored, he didn't say anything along the way, and he didn't take the initiative to speak, if Xu Meng'er didn't ask! Won't say a word!

The corners of many old fans' mouths twitched, if they met a girl, they would definitely brag and brag, but this guy directly became a stuffy gourd when he met a girl, and he wouldn't take the initiative to find a topic, nor would he brag!

"You deserve to be single for the rest of your life!"

"Speechless!"

"Hey!"

Suddenly, Xu Meng'er spoke: "Nerd, let's chat!" It's boring! ”

Lin Fan: "What are you talking about?" ”

Xu Meng'er thought for a while and asked, "Why don't you tell me a story!" ”

Tale?

Lin Fan was confused, he really couldn't understand women's thoughts, what kind of story to tell in games!

However, the other party did not refuse when he asked for it, Lin Fan pondered for a moment and opened his mouth!

"Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain, and there was a little monk in the temple!"

"Stop, stop!" Xu Meng'er hurriedly stopped him from talking, and asked angrily, "It's too earthy, right?" ”

Lin Fan had no choice but to reply: "Then I'll change it!" ”

"Once upon a time there was an emperor who liked to wear new clothes, and in this country his subjects always said, "He's changing clothes." ”

"Stop!" Xu Meng'er shouted directly, leaving this guy speechless!

Why are women so troublesome!

Lin Fan felt a little headache: "What's the matter!" ”

For his question, Xu Meng'er rubbed her temples, and her head hurt a little: "I said, you are really a nerd, who has never heard the story of the emperor's new clothes!" ”

"Forget it, forget it! Let's play riddles! I guess if you make the question."

Lin Fan didn't understand what the other party meant, and telling the story was also the other party's request, but now he said that he wouldn't play, and he would play riddles instead, and he was a little depressed, but he didn't show it, and he spoke according to the other party's meaning:

"Listen, this has something to do with Journey to the West!"

"On the way to learn the scriptures, Tang Seng, Sun Wukong, Sha Wujing, and Zhu Bajie walked to the fork of the two roads! I didn't know which one to take, so I stopped! ”

"Tang Seng was sweating all over his face, sitting on the stone panting, and asked Brother Monkey to go over and explore the way, see where he was in front of him, and if there was anything to eat!"

"After a while, Brother Monkey came back and said to the master: There is a large cucumber field in front of the master, and there are many cucumbers!"

When Tang Seng heard this, his eyes lit up, and the whole person said to Brother Monkey with a hundred times more spirit: Wukong, quickly take me to fly over, there is a daughter country in front of me! Bajie, you go buy me a few plastic bags and come back! ”

"Old classmate, guess what this plastic bag is for! Why did Tang Seng want Brother Monkey to buy plastic bags! ”

As soon as this story came out, within a few seconds, many sailors reacted, and they laughed obscenely! They all gave Lin Fan a thumbs up!

"666 riddles, awesome, awesome!"

"Plastic bag, hey, anchor talent!"

"Hey, the anchor is driving! Get ready, get on board! ”

"I'm going to fight demons and ghosts, call the police, there are anchors here!"

"Call the police, sister! Where are you from, get out of here! ”

However, there are some people who don't understand what this means, because the connotation is too high, and they don't know the situation at all!

Xu Meng'er: "Hehe, your riddle is good!" ”

Lin Fan: "It's average!" ”

Xu Meng'er: "Ergouzi, you have changed, you have become dirty!" Still pretending to be stupid, the answer is very simple, buy plastic bags to save money, right? ”

Forehead...

This answer, how direct and violent, made the eyes of the sailors widen, and a girl said it so boldly, and there were even some fans of Xu Meng'er laughing

"Than driving and playing with Meng'er?"

"Don't you know that Sister Meng is called the first female driver in the national service?"

"Meng'er is an old driver, and his driving skills are stable!"

"Brother Fan is really, don't investigate who Meng'er is!"

"Driving skills thief, good female driver Meng'er!"

Regarding the other party's answer, Lin Fan resolutely refused to admit it, pretending to be helpless and shook his head and said, "Old classmate, you want to be crooked!" ”

"The answer is, in order to hold fasting rice, fasting vegetables, daughter country, girls have a lot of foodies, and girls must be indispensable to eat, and girls are very mouthful, so bring a few more bags, and pack delicious fasting dishes and meals to keep Brother Monkey fresh, and eat them on the back road!"

"Because the second senior brother has too much food, it's always not enough to eat!"

Fasting ......

The answer ............

Because the second senior brother eats too much...

The sailors stared wide-eyed at where Lin Fan was answering, and the answers inside were getting farther and farther away from the answers in their hearts, covering their faces one by one!

"So I thought it was crooked..."

"It's actually fasting, I thought!"

"Hey, brother, what do you think it is?"

"I......... Thought it should be applied! ”

"Hahaha, it's all wrong!"

Even Xu Meng'er was stunned, this was actually a vegetarian dish, and especially the other party's serious speech, I had to get to know this old classmate again!

Suddenly remembered that when the other party looked at himself that night, he almost showed him his whole body, and when he thought of this, his face involuntarily turned red!

Lin Fan coughed dryly and said, "So you answered wrong, it's time for you to ask the next question, I'll answer it!" ”

However, at this time, although they were searching for things on the second floor and chatting and guessing riddles, they were mostly focused on the game, and suddenly heard the sound of a car driving outside!

Approaching the window, I saw a jeep driving in downstairs, and it swaggered, as if it was not afraid of the enemy at all!

For here, only a little conscious know that don't shoot so much, you can wait for the rabbit to come to the waves, put the other party in to fight, a wave of fierce firepower, and directly beat the other party into a daze!

So Lin Fan and Xu Meng'er both walked quietly directly, one observing at the window, the other near the staircase, and then close to the door!

But when I thought the other party was going to come up, because there was a person below who didn't change all the voices to only the team, so I heard everything this player said!

"Let's play the landlord! Don't search, it's so fat, search, it's not too tired! ”

"Come on, where is the bathroom, let's go play the landlord!"

"It's not smelly, it's not smelly, it's cool! Where's a toilet! ”

"Come on, come on, come here, I'm afraid of a few, the door is open, here must have been searched!"

"Surely there is no one, don't worry! Let's play landlord fighting! ”

Fighting landlords? And it's in the bathroom! And there's the toilet too!

The corners of Lin Fan's mouth twitched: "What kind of person, the taste is so heavy, run to the bathroom with a toilet to fight the landlord!" ”

Xu Meng'er also felt a little disgusted like this: "It's disgusting, others pick the bathroom in the wild area to fight the landlord, this guy actually picks a house with a toilet..."

PS: Today's two more are completed, and Dad's death day is so fast that he doesn't have the heart to code words, so it's all two more, so please bear with me!

In addition, ask for a reward, ask for a ticket, and give a rating!

I beg all the young masters who hang up!

Tomorrow morning, see you or leave