Chapter 2388: Ding Ermiao's First Love (78)
This dead goblin, it seems, is more popular in the surrounding area!
Ding Ermiao thought for a while and asked, "What good things have this great immortal done, tell me about it." ”
The old woman suddenly became energetic, dancing and foaming, listing a lot of deeds about the apparition of the great immortal.
But Ding Ermiao listened to it for a long time, but it was all trivial. For example, when you are sick and drink water, such as asking for children, such as choosing a day for a happy event...... In short, nothing earth-shattering. From this, Ding Ermiao can also analyze the Tao of the cat demon.
After the old woman finished speaking, the others said that they were all saying good things for the cat demon. These pilgrims are all here to worship the Great Immortal, and in the spirit of sincerity, they naturally have to speak for the Great Immortal.
Ding Ermiao nodded and asked, "So, you put incense here, how much incense money is for a stick of incense?" ”
"Twenty dollars a stick of incense!" The old woman said.
", grab money!" Ding Ermiao was taken aback.
Most of the rules in the countryside are like this, burning incense requires paying incense money. Because when people come, they don't bring incense sticks from home. Here, buy incense sticks from here and offer them to Daisen. As a result, the originally cheap sanitary incense can be sold here at a price several times higher than the original price. If there is something that needs to be redeemed, you need to add additional money - this is the money-making mode of the country goddess.
But Qiyunguan is different, everyone can give money at will, or even not give money. This is the loyalty of the three poor Taoists, and of course, it is also the essential difference between Maoshan disciples and goddesses.
Mrs. Cai charges twenty, which is really high. Three incense sticks are sold for twenty yuan, which is a huge profit, and it is not so profitable to be the king of the mountain.
"Is twenty dollars expensive? It's not expensive. Everybody said.
For pilgrims, twenty yuan for peace of mind is indeed not expensive. But Ding Ermiao is not a pilgrim, but the overall income of Cai Shenpo! Not much one, twenty or thirty pilgrims a day, that's a lot. Accumulate throughout the year, and it is easy to get rich.
"Okay, okay, you don't say much, don't say much." Ding Ermiao knew that these villagers were stubborn, and he didn't bother to reason anymore, and said: "Anyway, I'm here to catch the demon, anyway, as soon as Mrs. Cai opens the door, I will catch the cat demon." Don't say 20 yuan a stick of incense, even if it's 20,000 yuan of a stick of incense, don't think about it. Haha......"
The pilgrims looked at each other, quietly watching the changes, while waiting for Mrs. Cai to open the door.
But Mrs. Cai never opened the door, and there was no movement at all.
In the blink of an eye, it was eight o'clock in the morning, and the sun was rising.
Finally, a pilgrim couldn't help it, knocked on the door gently, and asked, "Sister Cai, can you burn incense today?" ”
Ding Ermiao sneered and squinted at the side.
After a while, the voice of Mrs. Cai finally came from the courtyard, saying, "Daxian is not here today, don't burn incense." Let's come back in a few days. ”
"How many days will it take?" The pilgrims looked disappointed.
Ding Ermiao laughed and shouted: "What, is it that the wild cat spirit's tail is broken, and he went to the veterinarian to pick up the tail?" Tell you, you can hide from the first year of junior high school, but you can't hide from the fifteenth! Unless that brute gets out of Qiyun Mountain, he won't want to open the door for business! ”
Dare to speak like this in front of the Great Immortal Gate, Ding Ermiao is probably the first.
The onlookers were all surprised, and they didn't look at the excitement anymore, and turned around one by one and went home.
Ding Ermiao sneered, stood outside the courtyard gate and said, "Why did you bother in the first place? If this beast doesn't go to Qiyunguan to tease me, I don't bother to come here to clean it up! Don't dare to see me now, I see if it can hide for the rest of its life! ”
Mrs. Cai had been monitoring the movement outside in the courtyard, and knew that the pilgrims had gone away, so she whispered through the crack in the door: "Daoist Ding, we know that we are wrong, please raise your noble hand." ”
"Since you know that you are wrong, you want me to raise your noble hand, the pilgrims are all there just now, why don't you say it?" Ding Ermiao snorted and said, "In front of everyone, you're afraid of losing face, right?" Okay, you're afraid of losing face, I'm just calling you faceless! If I want to stop here, you must apologize to me in front of fifty pilgrims, and let the cat demon bow down to me! ”
Mrs. Cai begged in the courtyard: "Daoist Ding, aren't you driving us to a dead end like this?" Please, let us go. ”
"I'm just going to drive you to a dead end, you have the ability to bite me!" Ding Ermiao laughed and said, "After thinking about this matter, I will only leave if you and the cat demon apologize and admit your mistake in front of more than fifty pilgrims!" Otherwise, it's not over! ”
The night before yesterday, Ding Ermiao was angry with the provocation of the goblin, so at this time, his heart was like iron and stone, and he would not give an inch.
Let a cat demon run rampant in Qiyun Mountain, how can Qi Yun be embarrassed?
There was silence in the courtyard gate for a while, and Lady Cai sighed: "Okay, Daoist Ding, we listen to you." Tomorrow morning, when the pilgrims come to offer incense, we apologize to you. ”
"Okay, I hope you don't play tricks, I'll wait for you one day!" Ding Ermiao snorted and turned away.
Brother Nong's sister-in-law had been watching under his roof, and when she saw Ding Ermiao coming back, she hurriedly inquired about the situation.
"Don't worry, that goddess is already scared." Ding Ermiao waved his hand and said, "That goddess said that tomorrow morning, in front of a house full of pilgrims in her house, she and the cat demon will apologize to us." Wait, see how I clean up that cat demon tomorrow! ”
"Daoist Ding is really good, thank you so much." The farmer couple was overjoyed and praised Ding Ermiao.
Ding Ermiao was also proud, and stayed at Brother Nong's house with peace of mind, waiting for the terror demon's apology and confession tomorrow.
On that day, Ding Ermiao was very leisurely, walking around the front and back of the village, touring the mountains and rivers, and passing by the door of Cai Shenpo's house from time to time, with his toes high.
But Ding Ermiao didn't know that Mrs. Cai and the cat demon were brewing a plan. The next day's apology was actually a Hongmen banquet!
Nothing was said all night.
Early the next morning, Ding Ermiao got up, and he didn't shy away from it, just in front of Brother Nong's house, he made a punch and played a sword trick.
At this time, pilgrims were rushing towards Mrs. Cai's house from all directions.
Seeing Ding Ermiao dancing with a sword, everyone stretched their necks to watch, while admiring.
If there was no one next to Ding Ermiao, the tigers and tigers dancing in his hands were loud.
This way of swordsmanship, Ding Ermiao is practicing for the cat demon and Cai Shenpo, which means to tell the other party, I have a killing weapon in my hand, don't play tricks with me, beware of my welcome!
With the powerful evil aura of 10,000 people, the cat demon can definitely feel it!
After finishing the swordsmanship all the way, Ding Ermiao regained his momentum, returned to Brother Nong's house, brought his own things, beckoned Brother Nong's sister-in-law to come together, and strode towards the courtyard of the Cai family.