Chapter 518: There is a door under the table
After reading the book, the address of [Wanbenshen Station]: Avoid the pain of chasing books!
Seeing Lin Yulan and his entourage, they quickly walked away, and the isolated Takasugi was silent there for a long time. The Netherworld Temple seems to be becoming more and more unpredictable, and the previously bustling streets have become depressed in an instant. There were no more stalls, and the ghosts of the road were gradually dispersing.
"Hey! What's going on? Why are you all going? Are they ignoring me one by one? Didn't I just say one more thing......"
After a long time, Takasugi roared in frustration.
Lin Yulan and the others had already gone far away, and they couldn't hear Gao Shan's call. However, a few people turned their heads when they heard it.
"Hey, hey! You're ...... Quiet...... Lonely? ”
Several white-robed, tall, thin, hideous-looking ghosts walked towards Takasugi. Not only are they similar in appearance, but their voices are also synchronized, as sharp as the screams of a creature that accidentally stepped on a mouse in the middle of the night.
From the voices, it is impossible to discern the gender of those ghosts. However, judging from the long messy hair, Takasugi judged that she was a female ghost. In the past, when it was always time to act collectively, Takasugi's courage was not small. But at this moment, it was different, he was already a little weak in his knees, and he was trembling.
"You ...... Who is it? A few beauties...... Beauty, we have no grievances in the long future, and we ...... today No hatred, please don't hurt me! ”
Gao Shan's mouth stumbled, his face was white and yellow for a while, but his lips were purple.
"Hahahaha, aren't we beautiful...... Woman...... Woman...... Woman. ”
The voices of those people were synchronized again, and they seemed to be even more eerie than they had sounded before. Takasugi was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then then asked tremblingly, "Not a beauty?" So you ...... Oh, I'm ...... Don't ask. ”
Takasugi wanted to speak and stopped, he didn't think that those people were not female ghosts, but simply thought that people were unwilling to accept the title of "beauty" because of their ugly appearance.
"We are three ugly brothers, I am the eldest octagonal ghost."
This time, when he finally didn't speak in sync, one of them took another step forward and explained first.
"I'm the second horned ghost".
Immediately after, another ghost introduced himself, and he also took a step forward.
"I'm an old three-and-four-cornered ghost."
The last one also took a step forward, and after all three were introduced, they took several steps forward at the same time. At this time, the three grimaces were only half an inch away from Takasugi's face. The deep and hollow ghost eyes of the willow branch stared straight at Takasugi. They exude an extremely foul smell all over their bodies, with large mouths like bean bags, grinning teeth, and occasionally showing a strange smile, and occasionally sticking out their long tongues to make a real grimace.
"You...... You guys...... Hehe, why aren't your names weird? Shouldn't it be a corner, a corner, and a triangle? What's the matter...... No...... What about this arrangement? ”
Takasugi asked suspiciously, probably to ease his nervousness.
"Oh, well, you don't understand! Come on, come on, sit down, let's sit down and have a good talk. ”
Among them, the ghost, who claimed to be the boss, stretched out his ghost hand and grabbed Takasugi's arm. The other took something out of his sleeve and laid it flat on the ground for Takasugi to sit down.
"Ahh This...... This...... Why are you sitting here? ”
Takasugi looked at the object that the ghost had placed on the ground, and he really didn't dare to sit down. Because it was a black python about a meter long and about the thickness of a rolling pin. It is impossible to tell if its eyes are open, but its tongue can be seen occasionally sticking out. This is clearly a living python, how can it be used as a seat? Takasugi's legs were shaking so badly that he didn't dare to move his feet anymore.
"Sit down! We just took it to the world yesterday and just ate three ...... So, it's not time to eat yet! ”
The self-proclaimed boss said this, and at the same time, the self-proclaimed second ghost raised his leg and kicked Takasugi down from behind, and happened to sit on the back of the snake.
"Mom! I ate three yesterday, and even if I eat one today, it will definitely be my turn! ”
Takasugi muttered to himself, but he didn't expect to be listened to by the other party.
"Who said our snake would eat you? How often do you shower? ”
The ghost who claimed to be the third child asked this, which surprised Takasugi.
"What do you mean? I...... Sometimes I wash every three days, sometimes once a day or two? ”
Takasugi replied confusedly, because he didn't know what the other party meant?
"Oh, yes, our spirit snake won't eat you? It eats three times every two days, and it has to be washed with dish soap at least 20 times! ”
These words made Takasugi even more confused. Do you use dish soap for bathing? In order to cater to the taste of a spirit snake, you have to take a bath twenty times? Such a person, is it water in the brain or into dish soap?
Thinking of this, Takasugi mustered up the courage to ask, "How can there be such a quirky person?" Bathing with dish soap? ”
The three ghosts laughed when they heard this, and then said in unison: "Dates! Our red dates have to be washed 20 times. ”
This group of comics forced Takasugi's tears out. I really didn't expect them to come to such a big gasp. However, when you think about it, this kind of thing is still incredible. A big python actually eats three dates in two days, this is just a serious nonsense! However, this group of ghosts was so funny, but it made Takasugi's heart suddenly feel a lot easier.
"That's right! What a light-hearted way to talk! Okay, let's sit down and have a chat with you. Aren't you curious about our names? ”
The three of them spoke together again, and sat together on the python's body. There is one on the left and two on the right. This is good, the thick stench goes directly to Takasugi's taste buds.
"Say...... Say...... Go ahead. ”
Takasugi began to stumble again.
"Why am I called star anise? That's because my family sells peppercorns, and the best selling is star anise, so I took this name after I was born. ”
The ghost who called himself the boss explained the origin of his name in this way. Takasugi almost didn't laugh and vomited blood after hearing this, this is really a 180-degree blind spot pit man topic! Who could have guessed?
"That'...... What about you? ”
Takasugi asked the second ghost curiously.
The second ghost didn't wait for Takasugi to ask, and then opened the conversation himself. Explained: "I, the reason why I am called Pentagon is because of ......"
"Because of what?"
Takasugi asked.
"Because when my dad married my mom, it only cost five cents."
This explanation made Takasugi laugh almost manicly, and he actually stood up, raised his foot and kicked the python's body a few times. Fortunately, there were a few ghosts who stopped him, otherwise the python would have pounced on Takasugi in anger. Haha, even if he doesn't take a shower for a month, it's possible to swallow him.
"Haha, you don't need to explain your name. No need to ask, when your dad married your mom, he must have only spent four cents, that's why you called Four Corners. ”
Takasugi pretended to be clever, and actually gave a detailed explanation of the name of the third ghost to others. However, when the three ghosts heard this, they said together, "We were born by the same mother." ”
"Ahh What is the origin of the names of the four corners? ”
Takasugi became even more curious.
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