Tian Tian clenched his small fist, turned his head on my shoulder, and hammered it with all his might.

For me, this young lady's fist is like tickling and pain, it must not exist, but there is an inexplicable feeling.

I didn't care at all, and instead lowered my gaze.

Tian Tian was so angry that she trembled, but she didn't dare to let go of the steering wheel, so she smashed the steering wheel, the little hooligan and the big astringent wolf, the shameless pickpocketing master, scolded all the time.

The mountain spirit was sleeping, but was woken up by Tian Tian.

Thinking that someone was against me, the mountain spirit crawled out of my pocket and looked at me with his little fists clenched.

He asked if he wanted to take action and teach this woman who was arguing with me a lesson.

Originally, Tian Tian was like this, and I had already won, so I wouldn't scare her again.

I waved my hand at the mountain spirit and booed, asking him not to be discovered by Tian Tian.

The leather seat in the car, to the mountain spirit, was a king-size bed, and the little guy rolled around happily on it, but it was much more comfortable than nesting in my pocket, so I didn't put him back in my pocket.

How did Tian Tian know that there was still a little elf in his car at the moment.

She scolded for a while, and I just laughed, but I just didn't answer.

The more she scolded, the quieter her voice became, and finally she had to say harshly, when the school is completed, my aunt and grandmother will resign, and I will never work with you, a shameless guy.

I'm driving a young lady crazy, and I feel like it's time to take it when I see it.

"Miss, forget it, you will be the elite of the school at that time, and you will definitely be responsible for those high-level jobs, I am just a little security guard after all, and we don't work together, why should you get along with yourself."

As soon as I said this, Tian Tian, who was angry just now, immediately came back to life with full blood.

She said yes, what you said is so right, when the time comes, I will strive to be in charge of the security department, and try my best to give you, the old man who picks clothes, wear small shoes, and don't turn you from the old man into a little girl ring with low eyebrows and pleasing eyes, and my aunt and grandmother will not be surnamed Tian!

Well, I kindly enlightened her, but instead sent myself into the pit.

"It's not my aunt, it's my mother." I fought back again.

"Roll the calf......" Tian Tian opened her mouth to scold me, but she stopped abruptly halfway through her words, she was in the driver's seat, I was on the right side of the back row, and I clearly saw her face, suddenly red and fluttering, she had never been shy.

This kind of shyness, compared to her previous fierce appearance, is the expression that a little woman should have.

I still wonder in my heart.

Just now she came to scold me viciously, why did she suddenly become shy again, I didn't expect her to be shy, like a budding stamen, and it has a different flavor.

Of course, I just admired it as if I had discovered a new continent, and I didn't think about it.

Tian Tian slowed down the car, looked down at his suit and short skirt, turned around and glared at me fiercely and said, Little bastard, are you reaching out to touch me.

She was looking at the inside of her thighs two inches up the knee.

I smiled and said Miss Tian, look at my arm, can you stretch it so long? Besides, if I touch you, do I have to lean over, so that your slap will not have hit me in the face.

"What the hell, I felt like someone reached out and touched me just now."

Tian Tian had a question mark on his face, took out a free hand, and rubbed his temples.

"You know how to spell, it must be you, the ghost with spells!" She was still suspicious of me.

"Before, I said that I was not a charlatan, you had to say that I was, now why do you say that I can spell? Alas, it's really brainless and moody, who will marry you in the future. ”

What I said was so ugly, Tian Tian didn't scold me.

Obviously, she didn't pretend, someone did touch her thigh just now, although it wasn't a particularly sensitive position, but she still noticed it, so she would be embarrassed.

But it can also be seen from here that this girl should rarely have contact with men, otherwise her reaction would not be so big.

Who could have touched her?

When I was thinking this, I looked to the left of the driver's seat, and it was broken! Just now I went to quarrel with Tian Tian, but I didn't expect the little mountain spirit to climb away from the leather seat.

It must be this little guy who climbed into the driver's seat and rubbed Tian Tian.

I can't help but worry, if the little guy Mountain Spirit gets into Tian Tian's skirt, she will be in trouble when she drives the car into the ditch.

"Tian Tian, wait a minute, no matter what happens, you must take the steering wheel."

Listening to what I said very seriously, Tian Tian almost cried in fright: "Huangshan, is there something in the car?" It can't be Mr. Xu, what kind of insect and toad crawled out of the wooden box that day, right? ”

I said in my heart, should I tell this girl about the existence of the mountain spirit?

When I thought so, Tian Tian said with a crying voice: "If it weren't for the things in the wooden box, could it be the kind of dirty things you often say, and one of them was attached to me, right?" Huangshan, you won't ignore me, will you? ”

Seeing that Tian Tian was scared enough, and her face was discolored, I said in my heart This will, you know the importance of a man, if I hadn't been sitting in the car, you would have been scared stupid.

I was going to tell Tian Tian that it was actually my little pet who did it.

As soon as I was about to open my mouth, the mountain spirit came out from under the driver's seat and grimaced at me.

The mountain spirit is back, so I don't need to tell Tian Tian.

I pretended to recite a long list of incantations that even I couldn't understand, and then asked Tian Tian to open the window in the back row, and I waved my hand outside.

"It's okay, I've chased away the dirty, you don't have to be afraid." I comforted her.

Tian Tian looked at me suspiciously, with a look of horror on his face.

"I really drove you away, lied to you that you were a puppy, I don't believe you look at my neck, when I was driving away the dirty things just now, I was bitten by it." I showed Tian Tian the piece of skin on my neck that was swollen before.

Tian Tian looked at it and suddenly became angry again.

"I knew that you made a small move, don't pretend to be a ghost to scare me, the red and swollen piece on your neck, I saw it in your house before, most of it was you who molested that little girl and was pinched and swollen by others!"

Tian Tian returned to his previous attitude towards me, and I didn't explain.

Anyway, the mountain spirit is back, so she won't get into a car accident, just let our car crash and die.

I looked down at the mountain spirit, and the little one climbed into the back seat again, and sat swaggering, with two small tubes in his hands, and paddled around his bare feet.

I grabbed the little guy by the waist and lifted him up, and looked at his face again, it was broken!

Those two small tubes are Tian Tian's nail polish, which was stolen by the mountain spirit, and the little guy painted his two feet red, green, and green, not to mention, his face was half red and half green, looking like a little ghost.

This kind of mountain spirit, if he climbs to the front and lies on Tian Tian's lap and shows his head, it is guaranteed that Tian Tian will be scared to death.

I don't know how to drive, so that's going to be a problem.

I hurriedly pulled out a piece of paper in the storage box between the driver's seat and the passenger seat.

I folded the paper twice and wiped Yamoi's face with all my might.

I, a baby who grew up in the countryside, knew that drawing paper can't wipe off nail polish.

After wiping it off for a long time, I took the nail polish off Yamase's hand, re-screwed the lid, and quietly put it in the storage box where the paper was placed, and then tapped Yamase's head with my fingers to warn him not to be naughty in the car.

The little guy was just waking up from a sleepy game when he was playful, and his energy was big.

Where would he sit quietly, and while I wasn't paying attention, he climbed to the front again and stole the little doll on Tian Tian's keychain.

own children who do not hurt.

I don't always want to teach the mountain spirit a lesson, so he let him play with Tian Tian's lighter-sized doll as a rag doll.

At this time, I felt that Xu Laosan was right.

In the future, I really want to find a little elf to play with the mountain spirit, and I'm afraid that he will feel that he will feel lost when he doesn't have his own kind around in the future.

When he was thinking like this, Tian Tian had already driven the car into the county seat and entered an underground garage.

Tian Tian and I got out of the car, and Yama Jinglai didn't want to get out of the car.

Tian Tian urged me to leave quickly, so I had to leave the mountain spirit in the car and signal him not to run around.

As soon as I closed the door, Tian Tian locked the car.