Li Hao patted his head, and he really couldn't find a way to change his face for a while.

Xue Yue'er pouted her cute little mouth unhappily, "Bad Li Hao!" Did you see that your sister bullied you last night, and you wanted to make your sister ugly? ”

Li Hao laughed, "I really didn't remember this!" Although it was a little uncomfortable at the time. When I was younger, I used to play with other playmates, sometimes I went too far, and after that, I usually didn't hold grudges, and the next day we played together again. ”

"That's good, but it's better not to be ugly, it's too ugly and uncomfortable."

"Okay, just go back to your house!"

Xue Yue'er gritted her teeth and said tragically: "Okay, if you pretend to be ugly, you can pretend to be ugly, Miss Ben is at least still beautiful!" ”

The two made a decision and set off. Xue Yue'er took Li Hao's gourd, followed his example, drank saliva and rinsed her mouth, spit it out, took the trowel handed over by Li Hao and gnawed it, while talking and laughing with Li Hao all the way, compared to eating at home, it has a different taste.

I walked through several farmhouses, but I didn't find suitable clothes, and suddenly there happened to be a girl with a height and body about the same height and size as Xue Yue'er, and Xue Yue'er hurriedly pulled the girl, "Sister, is your home near here?" Do you want to change your clothes with me? ”

The girl opened her mouth wide, looked at Xue Yue'er in astonishment, and said after a while, "Miss, are you joking?" ”

Li Hao smiled behind her, "No, it's the girl, you're lucky." ”

The girl in the thick blue cloth shirt, although the clothes have been washed white and yellow, are still clean and tidy, and there is not a single patch.

When she heard Li Hao's words, she looked at the two of them carefully, and suddenly covered her mouth and chuckled.

Li Hao was puzzled, but Xue Yue'er's face turned red with shame, and she argued: "It's not what my sister thinks!" ”

The villager just covered her mouth and chuckled, leaned into Xue Yue'er's ear, and whispered: "My sister wants to elope, but I just picked this good one, it's too small and too thin!" ”

Xue Yue'er stomped her feet in shame, "Do you want to change it?" It's not what you say. ”

"Come with me!"

The villager girl covered her mouth and chuckled all the way, but Xue Yue'er blushed, explaining no, not explaining and not, so she had to follow her with her head bored.

Li Haozhang and Er King Kong were puzzled, "Sister Yue'er, what's the matter with her?" ”

"You ghost has been out here for so long, don't you know? Just laugh at me! ”

"Not really!"

Following the villager girl all the way back to her house, Li Hao followed Xue Yue'er and walked in, and the villager girl smiled louder with her mouth covered. Xue Yue'er looked at Li Hao, who was still following behind, and pushed him angrily, "You give your sister to stand outside obediently and wait!" ”

The thin Li Hao "kicked and kick......ed" and took seven or eight steps back, before he stood up dangerously and dangerously, and almost had an intimate hug with the soil.

"Stand outside the station, do you need so much strength?"

Standing outside and waiting for a full column of incense, Li Hao wanted to go in several times to urge, but he still gave up looking at the closed wooden door.

Li Hao was waiting impatiently, and the door behind him squeaked open, and the village girl pushed an ugly country girl who was twisting and pinching and walked out.

staring at the woman beside the villager girl for a while, Li Hao laughed.

The ugly country girl turned around and walked to the back room, "I knew you would laugh, I'll change it!" ”

Li Hao hurriedly dragged her, "You have to have this effect!" How did you come up with it? ”

"That sister helped me get it, she said that I was in too good shape, and my face was not ugly, and the effect was not good, but it was a little uncomfortable."

When she said the last sentence, Xue Yue'er lowered her head shyly, but she couldn't see any change on her face.

"Oh, what kind of glue did you stick too tightly on?"

"It's a bit uncomfortable too! Li Hao, don't change it well, it's too ugly, and it's a little painful! ”

Li Hao smiled, "That's okay, you won't feel bad when you go back, why follow me to suffer?" ”

The country girl behind her chuckled again, "Yes, people with experience in my method may still be able to see it." If you scratch it a few more times, it will fall off. I think you'd better go back and be your daughter. ”

Xue Yue'er pursed her mouth, but this time it has become uncute, and it makes people feel a little disgusting.

"Bah, my aunt doesn't believe it, I can't live like him! Besides, it's fun outside, you can do whatever you want! ”

Following Li Hao's original route, he strode forward, and he really didn't look like a daughter, and she really looked a bit like an ugly girl in the countryside.

Originally, Xue Yue'er couldn't walk like this, but now she looks like this, and she really looks like her.

Li Hao smiled and followed closely behind her.

"Sister Yue'er, don't say it, you really look like you!"

Xue Yue'er raised her hand and struck, glaring at Li Hao angrily, "What do you mean?" You say it's like a country uglywoman? ”

Li Hao naturally couldn't let her hit her, so she had already hid to the side, and continued to laugh, provoking Xue Yue'er to chase and fight all the way.

The two laughed all the way, and they didn't feel lonely on the road.

Now, Xue Yue'er has been dressed up, and her face is full of black pockmarks, which makes people feel uncomfortable when they look at it, and where will anyone be teasing.

It's just that the voice is still very crisp and beautiful, which makes people shake their heads when they hear it, "The sound is beautiful and ugly, it's too incongruous!" ”

On this day, Li Hao did not rush to the mountain temple and the small city, and he did not even meet a rural resident, so he had to continue to be his birdman, a pair of birdmen.

Seeing that Li Hao always looked up at the trees, changing them one after another, Xue Yue'er asked curiously, "What are you doing?" ”

"Find a nest in a tree and sleep."

"But we haven't taken a shower yet, and we're sweating all over our bodies, and we stink to death, how can we sleep?"

Li Hao looked at Xue Yue'er helplessly, "I told you a long time ago, if you are outside with me, you have to endure hardships, and it is impossible to be like you used to be at home." Otherwise, it's too late for you to rush back now. ”

Xue Yue'er pursed her mouth, she was still ugly, it should be even uglier, "Okay, I don't believe it, I can't stand it, it's just too uncomfortable!" ”

Li Hao continued to look at the tree above his head, "I didn't force you, you have to follow me yourself, what can I do." ”

Xue Yue'er didn't answer him, but asked curiously, "How can you sleep on this, do you really sleep on it like a bird?" Why not sleep underneath? ”

"If you don't understand, don't ask so much, okay?"

Xue Yue'er reached out and grabbed another itchy "black head", muttering in a low voice, "It's almost gone!" ”

"I don't understand before I ask, I understand and I'll ask you what to do, idiot!"

Li Hao didn't bother to pay attention to her, and continued to look for the tree. "Okay, that's it!"

Saying that, "whoosh", like a monkey climbing a few feet high, suddenly thought of something, "Hey, can you climb a tree?" ”

"Yes, I used to climb trees a lot when I was a kid!" Xue Yue'er said excitedly, and climbed the tree with Li Hao like a monkey.

Watching Li Hao chop the branches with a knife, Xue Yue'er also followed his example to break smaller branches.

Seeing that Xue Yue'er was also stable on the tree, Li Hao breathed a sigh of relief, and after cutting off a few rattans, he handed him the knife and tied those tree poles together.

In a few moments, a cozy nest was erected, also covered with a thick layer of leaves.

"Sister Yue'er, give this to you, I'll find another one."

Xue Yue'er's happy face was suddenly stunned, and she said shyly: "I'm afraid!" Let's sleep together. ”

Li Hao smiled, "Sister Yue'er, you are so wild, so delicate, will you be afraid?" ”

"People have never been to such a place, so of course they will be afraid."

"Alright then, I'll make this a little bigger."

Seeing that the comfortable nest had been built, it was still early, and Li Hao climbed down the tree with a "snort".

"Hey, what are you going to do again, wait for me!"

Xue Yue'er followed closely and climbed down the tree.

I saw Li Hao, holding the small bamboo bow and holding an arrow, sweeping around the bushes and listening carefully.

"So you're here to hunt birds!"

Li Hao turned around and made a silent gesture, and continued to follow the bird's call and touched it. When the bird was only a few dozen feet in front of him, Li Hao stood back with his right leg, pulled out his bow, and put on the arrow and prepared to shoot at the bird that was crying happily.

"Whoosh"

Suddenly, a stone flew through the air, and Li Hao's bamboo arrow was late, following behind the stone.

Sensing the danger coming, the bird stopped chirping, flapped its wings, and "pounced", but the stone had already smashed on it, and smashed it directly under the tree, and struggled and did not move.

As soon as the bird fell, Li Hao's bamboo arrow grazed the place where the bird had stayed, and inserted it into the trunk of the tree with a "poof", and the tail of the arrow trembled for a moment and did not move.

The other birds fluttered their wings in fright, and three more stones flew at the same time.

"Plop Plop"

The three voices were connected together, and the three birds landed again, and none of them flew away.

Li Hao clapped his hands happily and shouted, not angry at all because Xue Yue'er stole his limelight, "Sister Yue'er is so troubled, I knew that I was too lazy to take the arrow down." ”

Xue Yue'er proudly held her flat chest, "That's, you don't see who is out of the horse!" How about it, do you want to learn? If you want to learn, you have to call me a master, hehe......"

Li Hao walked over and picked up a bunch of the four dead birds, climbed up the tree, and pulled out the arrow.

"I don't want to learn! Not to mention any apprenticeship! ”

"Why? Look how beautiful this hand is! ”

With these birds, Li Hao didn't look for them anymore, "Okay, now you can go roast and eat!" ”

Xue Yue'er grabbed Li Hao unhappily, "Hey, you haven't said why you don't want to learn martial arts?" ”

"Because I'm tired, I don't want to study!"

"Then you go to the gods, wouldn't it be more tiring! Then why do you have to look for it again, maybe you will be even more tired from learning spells by then! ”

Li Hao turned his head to look at Xue Yue'er in amazement, and stood dumbfounded, "Yes, why didn't I think of it?" I want to be lazy, why do I have to work so hard to find the gods? ”

"Because you're stupid! Hee-hee! ”

Li Hao also smiled, "Then you are not the same and you are stupid to follow me!" ”

"I'm playing with you, not stupid with you!" Li Hao walked under the big tree where the nest had been built, found some dry branches, and lit a fire with flint.

"You light the fire here, and I'll deal with the birds. It's a pity that there is no water on the side! ”

"Don't you still have it in that gourd?"

Li Hao turned his head and glanced at Xue Yue'er, "You say I'm stupid, you're even more stupid than me!" When we run out of water, what do we drink? ”

"Look for it again!" Xue Yue'er was unconvinced.

Li Hao just disemboweled, took out some useless internal organs, and directly used a bag of wet mud dug up from a deeper depth, and put it into the fire to roast.

Seeing that Li Hao's hands were full of blood, Xue Yue'er grabbed his hand a little nervously: "Did you cut your hand?" ”

"How is that possible! This is the blood of birds. "I grabbed a handful of grass and wiped it.

Seeing Li Hao wipe it like that, it was fine, and Xue Yue'er counted, "You don't like to be clean!" ”

"I'm not a daughter, what do you do so much love to be clean!"

When Xue Yue'er heard this, she lowered her head and stopped talking, not knowing what she was thinking. Li Hao didn't bother to pay attention to her, just started to add firewood to it.

After waiting for about a pillar of incense, the rich smell of meat slowly wafted out, and Xue Yue'er clapped her hands and shouted, "It's cooked, it's cooked!" You can take it out! ”

"We'll have to wait a while!"

Li Hao ignored her urging on the side, and it wasn't until half a pillar of incense had passed that he pulled out the four mud bags from inside.

In the night that had become pitch black, Xue Yue'er's ugly face also turned red, and she stared excitedly at the yellow and hard dirt bag that Li Hao picked up, everything was so novel.

Holding it with a branch, it gently peels off the mud that has become the outside, and the rich aroma of meat goes straight to the nostrils. Li Hao peeled off all the mud that had become black and charred inside, grabbed a large clean leaf, wrapped the yellowed bird meat, and handed it to Xue Yue'er, "Wait and eat, be careful of hot hands!" ”

Grabbed another lump of mud and peeled it off.

After eating trowels with Li Hao for more than a day outside, Xue Yue'er also felt a little greasy, but she couldn't say anything, but now when she saw this yellowed bird meat with the aroma of meat, Xue Yue'er swallowed her saliva, opened her mouth and blew a few breaths, and "hissed" and couldn't wait to bite off a piece of meat from it.

"Pounce"

After a while, Xue Yue'er spit out the meat, stuck out her tongue, and breathed, like a dog.

"Ouch, it's burning me! Bad Li Hao! ”

Li Hao put the mud ball in his hand on the ground, pointed at her and laughed until he fell.

"I told you to be careful, you are in a hurry to eat, haha, can you blame me!"

"I'm not hungry! Who told me to eat trowels all the way, it's so tasteless! Xue Yue'er suddenly turned her head and wanted to cry aggrievedly. Reaching out to throw away the bird meat in his hand, he still didn't give up.

After a long pause, I slowly bit the bird meat, and the taste was okay, and it didn't feel the same as what I had eaten before.

Seeing that Xue Yue'er suddenly became silent and a little depressed, Li Hao stopped laughing.

stretched out his head and leaned in front of Xue Yue'er: "Sister Yue, are you angry?" ”

Xue Yue'er didn't speak, and turned her head to the other side.

Li Hao followed and turned to her, "Sister Yue'er, don't be angry!" ”

Xue Yue'er turned her head again, Li Hao stretched her face again, and followed with a smile, "Sister Yue'er, ...... smile"

pushed Li Hao away, "You are so annoying!" It's annoying. ”

"Oh, so you don't hate birds? Actually, that bird is even more annoying, not that Li Hao hates it! ”

Xue Yue'er turned her head again and chuckled, "You all hate it!" ”

Seeing Xue Yue'er smile, Li Hao picked up the mud lump from the ground and continued to peel the mud skin. "How's it taste?"

"It's okay, the incense is fragrant, and the taste is a little worse."

"It's worthy of the eldest lady, this appetite is different! I think at the beginning, I didn't even wipe the salt, that's what it called unpalatable! Li Hao thought about the first bird he had learned to shoot archery and roasted in the wild, although there was no salt smell, he still gnawed it with relish! However, if you eat too much, you don't want to eat, so you think of bringing some salt with you.