Chapter 45: Salted Fish: Don't Make Excuses

"I didn't expect me to be so handsome." Cao Xianzhi looked at his strong body like a tyrant in Resident Evil and smiled bitterly.

"You don't want to be arrogant, in fact, your appearance can be evaluated domineeringly even in human cognition." The Ibaraki boy said seriously.

"Ah, Ibaraki, I want to tell you something."

"What's the matter?"

"You can't judge my appearance by your eyes, think about how many years we've lived together? So it's not that I'm domineering, it's that you're used to the way I look. Cao Xianzhi said.

"Really?"

"I thought about several possibilities, and it turned out that this one is more reliable."

"It seems that what you said before was right, you are indeed quite pitiful, it is so difficult to find a partner, and in the end it is up to me to help you get out of the predicament." The Ibaraki boy said speechlessly.

"That's true, Ibaraki, let me tell you, actually, I still have a group of ship girls that my friend gave me as a preparation harem." Cao Xianzhi thought about it and decided to tell Ibaraki Boy about these things, in his opinion, it is better to talk about it now than to see a hundred words in the future.

"And then you were cheated by your friends, right?" The Ibaraki boy flashed a hint of understanding.

"Ibaraki, how do you know?"

"It's not simple, in my opinion, it's impossible for a very serious existence to discuss the difference between poor milk and ** with you, so you're careless in making friends."

"It seems to be true." Cao Xianzhi sighed, with an expression of resignation.

"Having said that, I know the meaning of the harem, that is, many women are with you, but what is the ship girl you are talking about? I don't really understand. Ibaraki asked curiously.

"Ibaraki, you've probably seen a battleship made of steel on the Blue Star, right?"

"Yes, what's wrong?" Then the Ibaraki boy's eyes widened slightly: "You don't mean that those ships of yours are transformed from warships, right?" ”

"That's right."

"In other words, your shipwives are all demons?"

"If you really want to talk about it, it's not impossible to classify it as a demon, but if you really take it seriously, the ship girl should actually be a spirit life."

"Kenyuki, what is a spirit life?"

"You've seen it, you're thinking about it."

Ibaraki frowned and looked back on what she had seen and heard, and suddenly she raised her head as if she had suddenly realized, and said excitedly, "Oh! I see, is the spiritual life you speak of similar to those Shinto practitioners in the human world who live by faith? ”

"Well, but because the life level of the ship girls is higher, they don't need faith to live freely." Cao Xianzhi said with a smile.

"That's right, by the way, can you tell me how your friends cheated on you? Of course, if it's really hard to say, I won't force it. "After so many years of getting along, Ibaraki has learned to take care of Cao Xianzhi's face.

"Nothing bad to say." Cao Xianzhi was a little embarrassed on his face: "Well, that's it, the height of the ship's mother that my friend gave me is only one centimeter......"

"Poof!" The Ibaraki boy still couldn't hold back, and squirted all of a sudden: "Hahahaha, I'm afraid your friend has a grudge against you, how can a one-centimeter ship girl open a harem." ”

Cao Xian's face was helpless: "My friend said that in addition to needing me to be smaller, the ship's mother can also be bigger, I don't know if it's true." ”

"I think it's a little unreliable." The Ibaraki boy said, "By the way, you don't seem to have told me the name of your friend." ”

Cao Xianzhi stood up and called the system in his heart: "The system, is it not there?" ”

"Is there anything wrong with you? Are you going to scare me? The system said unhappily.

"No, no, no, of course I don't have that plan, I want to ask, it's okay to tell Ibaraki your name, right?" Cao Xianzhi hurriedly lowered his head, after all, he was the first to speak ill of people behind his back, but he was weak-hearted.

The system did not pursue Cao Xianzhi for saying bad things about him, to be honest, this matter was her fault, so Cao Xianzhi could only endure it silently: "Of course it's no problem."

"So, well, system, why do I think you're a little weird today? Nothing, right? Cao Xianzhi asked worriedly.

"How could something happen to me." The system was speechless and said, "I just feel like I'm a failure as a system lately." At first, I thought that a host like you, who works hard every day and doesn't pretend to be forced or make trouble, is the best, so rest assured. ”

"But now I find that being a host but not being needed by the host is the most failed thing, other people's hosts can't leave the system for a day, and when it comes to me, I play games and watch dramas every day, and hosts are commonplace, well, I feel like I'm a resource ATM." The more the system talked, the more frustrated it became, and in the end, it almost cried.

"System, you don't have to be like this." Cao Xianzhi thought about it and decided to comfort the system: "Actually, a system like you is the best, I don't like the kind of system that rushes tasks every day, and I don't like to remind me in my ear every day, 'Heaven descends on the people, and they must first suffer their minds and starve their bodies.'" And then let me fight monsters every day, and I was forced to slap my face with escalation, and I shuddered when I thought about that kind of life. ”

"Host, please don't make excuses for your own salted fish." The system still didn't hold back the desire to complain.

"It's heart-piercing, Lao Tie." The corners of Cao Xianzhi's eyes twitched.

"Okay, host, thank you for your comfort, I'll go to bed first, so I won't bother you to sprinkle dog food, bye~"

Although the above exchange may seem long, not even a second has passed.

Seeing that the system went back to play the game again, Cao Xianzhi said slowly: "Actually, my friend's name is Candle Li, but she prefers me to call her the system." ”

"Oh, so her name is Candle Li." At this time, the Ibaraki boy looked at Cao Xianzhi curiously and asked, "Xianzhi, are you going to set off again?" ”

"Well, this time I'm going to find a place to live for a long time and spend the next few hundred thousand years." Cao Xianzhi's stride meteor is heading towards an unknown region.

After a while, two thoughts came from Chaos intermittently: "Now, I ask you, do you hate invincibility?" ”

"No, I have never felt the loneliness of invincibility, I like invincibility, because there are some things that can only be done by standing at the apex of existence."

Then these thoughts dissipated into the boundless thunder.

I don't know how long I walked, but Ibaraki Boy felt a little bored, so he closed the pass on Cao Xianzhi's shoulder.

At this moment, Cao Xianzhi was like the first time he was rushing in the chaos, alone, without any constraints.

PS: This novel is mainly written about a powerful daily life, and it will not fight every day, I hope readers will not feel disobedient.