Chapter 105: Wait a Hundred and Five: I Want to Be Quiet
"Calm down, old man!"
Song Yifei said with a smile, "Although this is not the real essence, you just vomit it!" ”
A cadre of people is inexplicable.
The old man was even more confused.
"What do you mean I just vomit? Lao Tzu didn't almost vomit out his stomach, boy, if you don't make it clear to me, I'm going to kill you today no matter what. ”
After the old man finished speaking, he started to walk directly......
"Don't stop me, I'm going to kill this kid."
The crowd said with contempt.
"Old man, no one stopped you, what are you doing standing still?"
The old man was embarrassed for a while, and said, "The old man just wants to give this kid a chance to explain, otherwise, I would have killed the fuck a long time ago." ”
"You want to kill my mother?" Song Yifei was overjoyed, took out a fucking photo, and said, "This is my mother, hurry up and find her, please go find my mother, I am very grateful." ”
The old man was inexplicable for a while, boy, are you crazy?
Song Yifei said with a sad face, "My mother is too difficult to find, I haven't found my mother for a long time, of course you thank you for helping find my mother!" ”
Old man:......
"Can you stop playing? People play people, play dead people! Tell me what's going on with that boogie that I was drinking! I don't want to play anymore, I can't play with you, right? O little ancestor! I'm in a hurry, I'm not balanced if I don't explain it clearly! I'm afraid I won't be able to eat for three days, 555. ”
Song Yifei scolded, "Who the fuck is going to play, I just fucking miss my mother, what's the matter?" Isn't it possible? ! ”
"Okay! You're a little ancestor, I'll accompany you to find a...... Oh no, I'll accompany you to find my mom... Fuck you, find your mom. "The old man almost broke down.
"If you have a little conscience, I won't care about your faults." Song Yifei said seriously.
Geezer:......
What?
What do you mean by my negligence?
After going around for a long time, I have to apologize for drinking that disgusting thing?
Heaven is intolerable!
The old man did not dare to speak again.
"Hee-hee-hee......"
A group of female nuns laughed from ear to ear.
This senior is so funny!
Laughed at me.
Song Yifei looked exhausted and said, "You have been taking elixirs for many years and can't heal the injury, haven't you thought about the reason?" Look at what you're spitting on the ground. ”
When the old man heard this, he looked thoughtfully, and found that there was a trace of black blood on his vomit, which was too small, and if he didn't pay attention to it, he really couldn't see the clue.
"This is the blood demon curse blood that the blood demon left on me, suppressing my recovery ability, if I don't rule it out, I will never recover!" The old man was overjoyed and said, "I see, I love you to death." ”
The old man rushed over and kissed Song Yifei on the face.
Only then did Song Yifei react, "Fuck, roll the calf for Lao Tzu." ”
Song Yifei kicked the old man.
Although Song Yifei and the old man explained so much, the disciples of Hongchenmen still didn't understand and started to discuss.
In the end, Ruthlessness came out and explained, "The blood of the blood demon is a filthy thing, and it can only be eliminated by attacking it with filth. And the master's thing is the most powerful filthy thing, so it has an effect. ”
"Is our boogers okay then?" The disciples had already regarded the boogers as a treasure and asked.
"No way!" Desperate was very sure, "Even a cultivator like me can't do it, the master is a great creator!" The whole body is full of treasures. ”
As he spoke, he thought of being fed the essence by Song Yifei again.
She only now understands that Song Yifei is here to save her, not to harm her.
And so on, there is also a bold idea of despair.
Did Song Yifei already know about the blood demon, so he set up a suspicious array and killed two birds with one stone.
The intention is to influence her and destroy the blood demon.
The more she thought about it, the more she felt that this was the case, and she admired Song Yifei even more.
Actually, Song Yifei didn't think about it that much at all.
Even I, the author, want to write the pen to this desperate feeling, it's too rich in imagination, bull break!
After analyzing it for a long time, I thought that I would get the admiring eyes of all the disciples.
As a result, none of the ghosts listened to her analysis, and the disciples and the old man had already surrounded Song Yifei.
"Senior, give me some earwax! I'll sleep with you for one night, and I'm sure you'll not get out of bed for three days. ”
"Senior, give me some boogers! I'm willing to trade my body for it. ”
"Senior, can I let you ejaculate? As long as you give me what you ejaculated. ”
……
Song Yifei was surrounded by this group of jade girls and old men, and broke out in a cold sweat, "What are you doing here?" Is there still a little bit of shame? What kind of shyness should a jade girl have? ”
"Senior, let me tell you the truth, today our two thousand female disciples of Hongchen Sect are going to eat you, who made your whole body a treasure."
"Yes, it's enough for us to enjoy a lifetime of picking at your nose and foot hair.
"Those who know the image are obedient, otherwise, hehe......"
"Plop plop!!"
Everyone pounced on Song Yifei.
knocked Song Yifei down and started the plan of picking his nose and plucking his foot hair......
Seeing this scene, Ruthless was full of apologies, "Master, I'm sorry, I shouldn't talk too much, and ...... I want ...... too"
After saying that, the ruthless gate master lost his majesty at all, and followed his disciples to pounce on Song Yifei and began a living treasure hunting activity.
"Hee-hee...... I snatched his panties. ”
The nun sniffed, "It smells like a man!" I really want to suck! ”
"Haha...... I grabbed a hair and went back to make tea, then all the filthy gas on my body will be discharged, and I will be able to cultivate it for a long time! ”
"Giggle...... I got a pubic hair. Sniffed, "What a masculine smell!" I want to. ”
……
Half an hour later, everyone grabbed something.
Song Yifei was like a little fresh meat that had been wheeled, his whole body was stripped naked, and he squatted there pitifully.
The sun is setting, stretching the shadow of the lonely man very long, very long...... It seems out of place in the world.
Song Yifei let out a long roar, "Mom!! ”
When everyone heard this, they immediately panicked, thinking that Song Yifei was going to anger them, so they knelt down in fright.
Knowing that Song Yifei ignored them at all, he continued with the above words, "You are there, I miss you so much!" ”
Call......
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and their tense hearts finally dared to relax.
"I'll just say, my predecessor is so funny, I definitely won't be angry about this little thing."
"Of course, we just took something outside of his body, and we didn't even mess with his handsome hairstyle, how could such a cute and funny senior be angry?"
……
After five breaths, Song Yifei finally recovered, naked, and stood up calmly, "I'm very sad, I want to be quiet, don't ask me who Jingjing is, alas!" ”
Seeing that Song Yifei was still out of sadness, the female cultivators also comforted.
"The seniors are tired, and it is natural to rest, we should understand and not disturb."
After a pause, Song Yifei continued, "Find seven good-looking, good-looking, and hot people to my room tonight, I want to be quiet!" ”
Puff puff!!
"Here we go again!"
Everyone was full of black lines, and there was an urge to vomit blood.