"Song Yifei, tell me about the situation?" Director Chen was lying on an office chair like a big man, and there was no humanity in his eyes.

"What's going on?" Song Yifei pretended to be confused.

"You did it in class? It's you... Director, be sure to kick him out of school. Teacher Fang on the side had recovered, pointing at Song Yifei and slandering.

"Who got the ghost who knows it in his heart, he doesn't do bad things on weekdays, and he is not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night, what do you say? Dear Chinese teacher. Song Yifei looked at the Chinese teacher with a smile and said.

"What do you say? I don't understand......" Looking at Song Yifei with such a firm tone, the Chinese teacher panicked again.

"Do you want me to call her out again to confront you face to face?" Song Yifei said with a haha.

While the two were arguing, the office phone on the director's desk rang.

"Hey! The white-eyed Taoist of Qingfeng Taoist Temple is here? Please! The main one hung up the phone.

After a while, a white-eyed Taoist appeared in the office.

As soon as the white-eyed Daoist came, he stared at Song Yifei to death, "Boy, you have to be careful, there are unclean things following you." ”

"......" Song Yifei was inexplicable.

"Little ghost, if you don't die obediently in front of Bendao, take your life." After that, Lao Dao had already taken out the peachwood sword from the big horse hexagram pocket and slashed it towards Song Yifei.

Peachwood sword overcomes ghosts, this is common sense.

Seeing the other party's peachwood sword in his hand, Hanxiang was frightened for a while, and hurriedly hid behind Song Yifei, exclaiming, "Lord Heavenly Emperor, help." ”

It turned out that he came for Hanxiang, and Song Yifei had an epiphany. "Stop, I said Baimei Daoist, are you so indisputable about right and wrong, do you take whatever you see? Didn't you see a good ghost behind me, no malice? The main thing is that it's so cute. ”

"Can ghosts be good?" The white-eyed old man asked rhetorically, and then a big crime was buckled on Song Yifei's head, "You kid dare to raise ghosts, you don't learn and don't know how to play, you actually play this kind of evil way, I want to take you down together and get rid of the evil thoughts on your body." ”

"Director, Teacher Fang, help me take down this kid, I want to do it on the spot." Seeing that he couldn't take Song Yifei, the Baimei Daoist could only ask for help. He's good at catching ghosts, but he definitely can't catch people, after all, he's old.

In such a small office, Song Yifei couldn't run, and he was taken down after three times and two divided by five.

"Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law! Envelope. "A yellow talisman from the white-eyed Taoist was attached to Song Yifei's eyebrows, and he knelt down to confess to me.

Song Yifei knelt down, and the white-eyed Daoist only felt dizzy, and he was about to age ten years old, looking like he was about to return to the West.

"Master!" The little Taoist boy on the side supported the white-eyed Taoist and cared.

"What kind of demon magic did you use, and you actually knelt down to make me ten years old!" The white-eyed Taoist asked with a dry cough.

As soon as the director and Teacher Fang next to him heard that he was kneeling for ten years, they immediately let go of Song Yifei, for fear that he would turn around and kneel to himself.

"Haha... You are an old immortal, you dare to let the Emperor of Heaven kneel to you, can you afford it? Ten years of life is considered cheap for you. The incense ghost on the side appeared, and the temperature of the entire office dropped sharply.

"Lord Heavenly Emperor!! Could it be the Supreme Being above the Nine Heavens? How can it be ......" Baimei Daoist people are like dumb people eating Coptis chinensis, they can't say anything about their suffering, and they are even more suspicious.

"Since that's the case, then it's hard for me to hide it, summon the heavenly soldiers." Song Yifei stood up and ordered.

I saw two clusters of golden light flashing in front of Song Yifei, and two mighty and domineering heavenly soldiers appeared, kneeling down to Song Yifei in awe and saying, "Xiaoxian greets the Emperor of Heaven." ”

"Hmm!" Song Yifei was very satisfied and said, "You two go and explain to the Baimei Daoist, my identity, pay attention to low-key." ”

"Yes, my subordinates will do it immediately." The two heavenly soldiers were ordered to walk towards the Baimei Daoist.

"Old Dao, you have offended the Emperor of Heaven, you will not be reincarnated in ten lifetimes, and you will not be able to be a human in a hundred lifetimes, so immediately go to the underworld with us to execute. Otherwise, we will order the king of Hades to use the order of the king of Hades to make you die three times and you will never live for five years, which is a forced hand break, and the punishment will be doubled. The two heavenly soldiers said menacingly.

"Ahh The white-eyed Taoist suddenly softened on the ground, he often dealt with ghosts and gods, how could he not know the heavenly soldiers, the heavenly soldiers were true immortals, how could he refute them.

"Classmate, oh no! Elder brother! Please let go of the old man, he didn't mean to offend you, you have a lot of adults, open the net. The trail on the side was very witty and sincere.

"Old Dao, if you were half eye-catching as an apprentice, you wouldn't end up like this. Okay..."Song Yifei's tone changed, "Two Heavenly Soldiers, please go back." ”

"Yes! Honor. ”

The heavenly soldiers left, and the Baimei Daoist was relieved, "Old Dao thanks you for your great kindness, leave immediately." ”

"Baimei Daoren, you are leaving, what are you doing with the things flying in the air?" Director Chen hugged the Chinese teacher and hugged in the corner and asked very puzzled, they are mortals, and they must not see ghosts and gods who do not show their true bodies to them, so they are inexplicable.

"There are masters here, how dare Xiaodao be presumptuous, you have to take care of this little friendly student!" Shaking his head, Lao Dao and Xiao Dao left together.

As soon as the door was closed, I heard the old man's complaint. "What's the plot of this MMP? A private visit to Tiandi Microservice? And let me offend! It's even more bloody than a TV series! Pity my life for the past ten years......"

Lao Dao left, and Song Yifei shouted at Hanxiang who was floating in the air, "Come down, everyone is here today, even if you two are counted." ”

"Yes", Hanxiang is very well-behaved and turns back into a well-behaved student.

"Director! Teacher Fang, you two should get up too. Song Yifei said politely.

"No, you can't get up until you get that thing away." Director Chen said tremblingly.

And Teacher Fang didn't dare to face Hanxiang at all, even if he didn't kill him, he died because of him, this was the fear in his heart.

"Both, do you want me to kneel down and beg you to get up?" Song Yifei was very naughty.

"Nope! Let's get up right away. The two had a very tacit understanding and stood up violently. Just kidding, the Baimei Daoist was kneeled and deprived of ten years of life, if he was allowed to kneel and beg for worship again, it would not be an immediate death.

"Good! That's right, there are grudges to resolve grievances, and there are hatreds to turn hatred into hatred." Song Yifei said seriously, "Hanxiang, do you have anything to say to our Teacher Fang University now?" ”

"Fang Tianjie, do you remember what you did to me four years ago?" Hanxiang asked angrily, and the temperature in the office dropped again.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry for you, I wanted to talk to you about language that day, your language talent is extremely high, I don't want you to be buried, so I want to persuade you not to give up learning and dance. But I don't know why that day? I did that kind of thing, and when I woke up, you had already jumped. The Chinese teacher cried, there was no longer a man's appearance.

"He was right, and later he also told me what happened to the principal, we have invited Baimei Daoist, and he also said that there was something unclean that affected Teacher Fang's body, so we didn't do it, and gave Hanxiang's family enough compensation." Director Chen sighed lightly and recalled.

"In this way, it seems that you really can't blame Teacher Fang." This stumped Song Yifei, "System, is there any way to authenticate Teacher Fang's words?" ”

Suddenly.

Before the system could answer, the office was furious.

Accompanied by the ghostly atmosphere in the room, a creepy voice sounded, "Haha...... Hanxiang, this king finally waited until your ghost body was formed. It is not in vain that this king fell in love with you at first sight, did everything possible to let you die, and cheapened this honest stinky teacher. ”