"Ding, congratulations to the host for completing the task of molesting the city lord and obtaining the reward of reincarnation."

"What?" Hearing what the system said, Song Yifei, who came through the crossing, was taken aback.

Urgently asked, "What is the reincarnation reward?" ”

The system explained: "The host has fully adapted to the strong and the weak in the immortal cultivation world, then, it will start the growth process of the next Heavenly Emperor ~ reincarnation." ”

"After reincarnation, you will no longer remember everything in this life and this life, everything will have to be repeated, and there will be no system help."

"In the next life, you will be reborn into a small interface in the Three Realms, where there is still heaven and earth, but you are destined to be a sad life, you will be trapped by love all your life, crazy about love, no joy and no joy, until the heart dies and completes the trial."

"What the hell? I don't want to, I protest. Song Yifei made a lot of noise.

System: "Protest is ineffective, this is an experiment that the Emperor must go through." Only after experiencing the reincarnation of a hundred lifetimes, dreaming back to a thousand years, and restraining the seven emotions and six desires, can the Emperor of Heaven return to the divine position of the Emperor of Heaven and support the Three Realms and Six Realms. ”

"I don't ......"

Song Yifei didn't finish his sentence, and he found that he was lost.

Finally, he was reincarnated and reborn.

……

In this life, Song Yifei is the second generation of famous kings.

"You committed suicide and died, and according to the criminal law of the prefecture, you should be sentenced to a heavy fine, and you should be thrown into the cold ice and fire, and suffer from the cold ice and fire for three hundred years. After that, you can enter reincarnation, turn around and reincarnate as a pig, and after 7749 lives, you can reincarnate as a human again. The ghost sent an order to send these felons to the cold and fiery fire. ”

"Wait, I've wronged, Lord Yama, listen to my explanation, I didn't kill myself. I was killed because I was too handsome and let the eldest woman take a few more looks, and the boss suspected that he was having an affair with his sister-in-law. The soul of the second generation of the king shouted loudly in front of the palace of Hades;

"Bold, it is clearly written in the book of life and death, it is clear and clear, you committed suicide by jumping off the building, and you still want to quibble, take it to see." Hades sat in Hades' chair and shouted accusations, then dropped a tablet.

Wang Erdai didn't believe in evil, so he picked up the tablet and took a look. scolded in his heart; "This is special, this is the name of the eight lambs, the first two words are exactly the same as their own names, they are all Wang Er, but what is written on the tablet is obviously Wang Erfa, although it looks like Wang Erfang, but is this clearly two people?"

"Lord Yama, it's really wronged, you see that what is written on it is obviously Wang Erfa, but it is not the second generation of villain Wang, you have to check it clearly." Wang Erdai cried loudly.

"What? But there is such a thing, judge, bring me the book of life and death. Lord Yama exclaimed in disbelief;

As soon as the order of the king of Hades came out, a ghost in official clothes on his left and right, holding a judge's pen, walked majestically towards the second generation of the king, and walked back again with the book of life and death.

Hades held the book of life and death, his eyes were staring at death, but there was still no result. In the end, Hades seemed to remember something? A loud scream; "Ah, Maya. I came to work today in a hurry, I forgot to bring my contact lenses, I can blame you for not being able to see clearly, judge, you go to my room and bring my contact lenses. ”

As soon as Hades spoke, the ghost of Hades Hall was half poured in an instant, and the judge was almost unable to hold back next to him, but fortunately, Hades asked him to get his glasses, so he was freed, and when he arrived in Hades' room, he had to laugh for a while before recovering, and he was not suffocated to death by Hades's strange wonder.

Wang Erdai scolded in his heart; "What a stupid Hades who doesn't pull the tongue, I have watched a lot of movies in the evening, and I am short-sighted. It almost made me an animal, and I was the pig I hated the most. But he can only underestimate these in his heart, and say it out loud, it is impossible.

Thinking about himself, the ace fighter of Brother Da Fei of Weiwutang, I don't know that Brother Da Fei got such a girl, he looks at his handsome face every day when he is fine, and pinches his muscles from time to time. As a result, I don't know that it was the eighth lamb again, who said in front of Brother Da Fei that he missed his sister-in-law. In the end, Brother Da Fei listened to the slander and secretly asked someone to do it, which is really unlucky to think about.

Now that he has reached the underworld, he is still not at peace, and the strange king of Hades almost made him a pig.

Half an hour later, the judge was far away; "Lord Hades, your contact lenses are here."

"Hurry up, this delay is too long, and there are still many ghosts waiting to be judged." Lord Yama said sharply at the judge;

You can't fly in the Hades Palace. Therefore, when the judge arrived at the gate of the Hades Palace, he could only run.

Suddenly, with a "......boom", the judge was crossing the threshold and was accidentally knocked to the ground.

The ghosts almost burst out laughing, "Hahaha......"

Even the second generation of Wang couldn't help but laugh. secretly underestimated in my heart; "What a strange underworld is this, no wonder there are so many lonely souls and wild ghosts, wicked people are in charge, the main thing is to let yourself die so unjustly."

Even the high-ranking Lord Yama couldn't help laughing, but then he realized his identity, so he covered his smiling face with his hand, and forced himself to calm down and reprimanded loudly; "Your Royal Highness, Hugh is exaggerated, shut up for me."

Lord Yama was mighty, and His Highness was quiet again.

"Judge, you haven't gotten up yet, let alone when. Yes, yes......" The judge answered Hades and stood up.

However, instead of immediately sending contact lenses to Hades, he stood there and walked around.

The ghosts were puzzled, but the second generation of the king couldn't stop laughing, but he didn't dare to laugh, this time was the most uncomfortable.

For a long time, the judge had not yet sent the contact lenses, and the king of Hades was already annoyed and yelled; "Judge, what are you doing?"

"Hades Rao ghost, the little one accidentally fell down just now." The judge knelt on the ground and replied tremblingly;

"I know, aren't you up now?" Hades asked, puzzled;

"I got up, but the contact lens fell off and I couldn't find it." The judge weakly explained;

"What? That's my baby, you can help find it together. "Hades gave orders to all the demons.

"Hahaha......" Wang Erdai couldn't hold back this group of strange people anymore and laughed.

His smile caused the enraged Hades to pour everything out on him. Hades was immediately furious; "Okay, you little devil who doesn't know the height of the sky, dare to spread wild in the palace of Hades. Ghosts send orders; Beat him to me in the cold and fiery fire, and suffer from the cold and fiery fire for a thousand years. “

"Yes......" the demons responded.

"Wait...... Don't come here, you so many ghosts come here and step on it, contact lenses get drunk, I don't care. Wang Erdai said with an indifferent face;

"Stop, he's right, don't move, that's my baby, I can't afford to hurt it." After listening to the words of the second generation of the king, the king of Hades was shocked and stopped all the ghosts.

"That's right," said Wang Erdai proudly; ”

"That's right, Lord Yama, if I can help you find your contact lenses, can you treat me lightly?" Wang Erdai continued to ask triumphantly;

When Hades heard this, he was overjoyed, and immediately agreed; "If you can't find it, or my contact lens is destroyed, hehe, then you will be a pig for the rest of your life."

"Okay, that's a matter of course, but you're going to lend me that tablet." The second generation happily agreed to Hades' conditions.

"What tablet?" Hades asked, puzzled;

"Ah, it's your book of life and death." Wang Erdai's patience with these strange things reached the limit, and he shouted back;

"Oh, it's not a tablet, it's a book of life and death." Lord Yama was furious and rebuked;

"Good, good, it's the book of life and death, it's the book of life and death." The second generation of the king is no longer entangled, and can only echo the Tao;

"Take it." Seeing that the second generation of the king was much more well-behaved, the king of Hades stopped pursuing it and threw the book of life and death to the second generation of the king.

Wang Erdai picked up the book of life and death, and with the white light emitted by the screen, it shone on the ground and moved left and right. Soon, there seemed to be some reflective object on the ground, reflecting on Wang Erdai's face, Wang Erdai picked up the reflective object, what is it if it is not a contact lens of Lord Yama? Like a gourd painting a scoop, Wang Erdai soon found a second contact lens.

Wang Erdai held the contact lens in one hand and the book of life and death in the other, and said in style; "Lord Yama, your contact lens has been found."

"Pick it up!" Lord Yama said happily;

"You don't need to go through the judge's hand, you better take it yourself, lest that guy lose it again." Lord Yama thought for a moment and continued;

The judge listened to a black line......

The second generation of the king was happy, and swaggered up to the throne of Hades with the two treasures of Hades.

Finally, everything returned to its place, and the king of Hades put on contact lenses and continued to sentence the second generation of kings.

"Ah, Maya. I really looked away, it was really the king of the eight lambs. Hades said to himself in a strange way;

Then he pronounced the sentence loudly; "The second generation of the king, died unexpectedly, since the king misjudged, and seeing that you helped the king find the contact lenses, the three hundred years of ice and fire will be spared. I'll sentence you to go directly to reincarnation to be a pig. ”

"Lord Yama, I don't want to be a pig." Wang Erdai begged loudly for mercy;

When Hades heard this, he was furious; "Who do you think you are, you are the Jade Emperor, you can do whatever you want?"

After saying that, then the king of Hades thought of something again, changed his face, snapped his fingers with money, and said with a smile; "Do you have any money? Yes? If you have money, you can go to heaven if you want. ”

Looking at Hades' expression, Wang Erdai shook his head and replied; "I just died of the dark coin, I guess my parents don't know that I'm dead, otherwise, you let me live here for a few days, my parents know that I'm dead, they will definitely burn a lot of paper money for me, and then there will be money, what do you think?"

"Ah, I'm Pi, Asi, who wants the currency, we accept cash, yuan, of course the dollar is the best." Lord Yama said with a strange expression;

"Well, well......" The judge was on the side, and he also praised Lord Yama again and again.

"Damn, what kind of world is this, even the dead ghosts accept cash, it can be said that people die for money, and now even ghosts are money slaves." Wang Erdai scolded in a low voice;

"What are you underestimating? Do you have any money or not. Lord Yama asked impatiently;

"No," Wang Erdai blurted out directly, while scolding in his heart; "Isn't this nonsense? People are dead, and the renminbi that came. ”

"No, then let's go and be a pig, the ghost is ...... to obey the order."

"Wait...... Great and handsome Lord Yama, I don't have any money now, but if you let me go back, I can help you make a lot of money. Wang Erdai interrupted Hades's words and finished at once.

"This ......" Hades did not immediately make up his mind, but turned his head and looked at the judge.

The judge understood and put his mouth close to Hades' ear, muttered a few words, and then stood back up.

The judge returned to his position, and the king of Hades obscenely beckoned to the second generation of the king and motioned for him to go up.

Wang Erdai was a smart man and soon ran to the side of Hades. Hades whispered to his ear.

The more Wang heard it, the more frightened he became, and finally couldn't help shouting; "Nima, 50,000 ...... a month"

Before Wang Erdai could finish speaking, he was covered by Hades with his fat palm, and the judge also ran over and covered Hades' hand with his hand.

After a long time, the second generation of the king finally stopped struggling, and the king of Hades said cautiously; "Shhhhh......h

"This Nima is the genius of that men, let Lao Tzu pay 50,000 yuan a month for life, and I usually earn so many eight or nine thousand a person, isn't this bloodletting, waiting for death?" Wang Erdai scolded in his heart;

"How? Yes? You mean, huh? The second ghost head of the Hades judge covered the second generation of the king with his hand and asked;

For a long time, there was still no sound......

Wang Erdai wanted to break away from the hands of the two ghost heads to speak, but he was a new ghost, how could he be the opponent of the two ghost heads, the more he struggled, the more solid the two ghost heads covered.

Seeing that the second generation of the king did not speak for a long time, the king of Hades was furious, and asked angrily while patting the second generation of the king's head; "You say, do you say yes or not?"

Hades' angry words spread throughout the Hades Palace, and a ghost ran to the middle of the Hades Hall tremblingly, bent down and pleaded; "Tell Hades, my subordinates have something to report."

"Say," Hades angrily promised.

"You covered his mouth and he couldn't speak." After the ghost finished speaking, he ran back to his place, he was really afraid that the king of Hades would be guilty.

"Oh, Assi, I see, I'm sorry." After Hades finished speaking, he slowly let go of his hand.

"Nima, my handsome face is going to be crushed and deformed by you." was freed, Wang Erdai scolded;

"Well, I'm really sorry, then we just discussed ......" Hades asked with a grimace;

"This, Lord Yama, I usually only earn eight or nine thousand a month, and now you want me to go there to get fifty thousand a month, see if you can get one or two discounts or something." Wang Erdai pleaded in a low voice;

"There's no money, right, the ghost sent an order to make him a pig." Hades commanded;

"Okay, 50,000 is 50,000." Finally, the second generation of the king agreed to the king of Hades.

"That's pretty much it, your kid has a future, and he will definitely shine in the future and become famous in the Three Realms." Hades laughed and said;

"Nima, this has a half-dime relationship with carrying forward. You can blame you for being so fat, you can't spit out bones if you eat people, be careful of being fat. "Looking at the greedy appearance of the king of Hades, the second generation of the king came to the fire, but now that he is under the eaves, he can only curse a few words in his heart.

However, since it has been promised, the sooner the resurrection is to be done. Wang Erdai asked smartly; "Hades, then I can be resurrected now."

"Of course, but when you get there, you must pay the money on time, or I can call you down to make a pig at any time." Hades threatened;

"That's, that's, how dare I disobey you, the king of Hades? However, Hades is great, I have never seen ghosts before, and I don't believe in ghosts. But now! Can you give me a few magic weapons to defend myself? Wang Erdai said very obscenely;

"Well said, well said, from now on you will be your own man," said Hades very happily;

"Judge, go to the armory, get a few of the best magic weapons, remember, you will be your own person in the future, you must be the best." Hades looked strange, and kept looking at the judge;

"Understood, understood," replied the judge, too, with understanding;

All this, Wang Erdai, the ace killer who has been in the killing field for many years, can of course see that the two ghost heads are playing Xiao Jiujiu, but it is not easy to say clearly, after all, this is someone's territory. Thinking about it, the magic weapon given by the ghost head Hades should not be worse than that, no matter how bad it is. But soon, the second generation of Wang was so angry that he was scolded in his heart.

The judge soon came back with three or five magic weapons, and ran to Wang Erdai in style, and explained with a very heartbroken look; "Brother, you have to work hard in the future, and the best is brought to you. This is the Heavenly Whip, this is the super invincible magical peachwood sword, and this is the universal bow with 100 shots. This last one is our heirloom, the Universe Invincible Launcher, and that power is really invincible. ”

After listening to the judge's nagging, Wang Erdai finally couldn't help but scold; "What a bunch of broken things this girl, what a super invincible peachwood sword, it's obviously a peachwood sword that can't be rubbish. So what's that...... And this gun, it's the oldest, hundreds of years old, can't you just get something decent out of it? At the very least, let's have an AK. ”

On the palace of the king of Hades, the second generation of the king was wild, how could the king of Hades be silent, and then the king of Hades shouted; "Do you want it? Don't rush out. ”

The king of Hades is mighty, and all the ghosts are terrified.

"What's the anger, can't I do it?" Wang Erdai said weakly;

"Pick one, get out of here." Hades was still angry, and he pushed the speed;

"Then I'll pick this little pistol." Wang Erdai pointed to the pistol and said;

It's not how good the pistols are, it's the best of the bunch. Needless to say, he wanted to choose that one, and it was estimated that he didn't hit anyone, so he whipped himself to death first. Not to mention the peachwood sword, he is holding a real sword. What kind of bow is it, without ten years of hard training, there is a person standing ten meters away, maybe he can't shoot it. As for this broken pistol, how to say it, I have also played with guns, and I am the best at it.

Seeing that Wang Erdai accepted the pistol, Hades said with a smile; "That's right, looking at your three flowers gathering at the top, you will definitely be an extraordinary person in the future, and this king will give you two more artifacts to form a three-god costume with that launcher."

"The first thing I want to say is this clairvoyant, you can communicate with me at any time in the future."

"This girl, what a thousand miles, it's obviously the oldest version of the chicken, can you pit it again." Wang Erdai shouted;

But Hades ignored him and continued to take out his second artifact and explain; "This is a magical universal card, which can connect to the banks of the Three Realms, and when you send money into this card at the end of each month, I will be able to receive it, remember that it is 50,000, of course, you can also play a little more. But if it's less, you know? ”

"I know, go and duck right away!" Wang Erdai reluctantly intersected;

"But this special postal savings card is also that artifact!"

Hades ignored his grievances, and sent the guests directly, with a slight wave of his fat sleeves, the second generation of the king only felt a whirring sound in his ears, and then came the words of Hades that made people vomit blood; "That, I forgot to tell you just now, there is a fee for three artifacts, 50,000 yuan each. But don't worry, this king is merciful, I don't want you to settle the bill at one time, you can pay back 10,000 more a month. ”

"What a special ......" Wang Erdai couldn't finish scolding, only to feel that his eyes lit up, and his soul had already returned to his body.

(End of chapter)