When I looked in the mirror at my forehead, I didn't notice anything at first.

The teething stick given by Xu Laosan, I often use it during this time, and now my eyes, in the case of gritting my teeth, can already see the general feminine, so I gritted my teeth and looked at it, and I was chilled all over, and there was something wrong with my forehead!

The position that Tian Tian kissed left a circle of kiss marks, and the skin around the kiss marks has run out of moisture, just like the mountain stones that have been blown by the wind for thousands of years, and there are layers of stone lines!

It turned out that I was not what Tian Tian thought, I was the key to open her lock.

Before, my teeth had magical powers, and I could resist them when I was messing with her, but now after the lightning strike, my teeth have no magical powers, and I have been tricked, and my forehead has been kissed by her, and it has begun to petrify!

I guess if it weren't for the Tiangang Thunder Fire in my body, I would have been petrified when I was kissed by her for the first time in the morning.

Now that Tian Tian is in the same position, he kissed him again, even Tiangang Thunder Fire can't save me.

Now I am kneeling in front of Master Guan, and between me and Master Guan, there is an incense case.

Xu Laosan threw the treasure bag on the incense case, lifted it upside down, and shook it vigorously.

Bang, all kinds of guys in the treasure bag, even pills and something, all rolled onto the incense table.

"Third grandfather, can I still be saved?" I asked with a bitter face.

"Are you saved, the third grandfather is not sure for the time being, but throughout the ages, all the men who have been kissed by female charms, as long as they are not ghosts, no matter what kind of gods and ghosts they are, none of them can escape the fate of the stone man."

Hearing Xu Laosan say this, I knew that I was going to die this time.

If I will soon become a stone carving, I will not be able to kneel, it is better to stand next to Master Guan.

If I die like that, I will have face, otherwise if I kneel here and become a stone statue, everyone will definitely think that I made a big mistake and knelt to ask Master Guan for guilt, but the crime was so great that Master Guan refused to forgive me and killed me.

"Am I going to be stoned soon?" I asked.

"Not yet, because your forehead is now just shrouded in a layer of yin qi, and if you don't look carefully, there is nothing abnormal in your skin, so if you don't grit your teeth, you won't be able to find the change."

I don't want to hear about these details.

"Third grandfather, let me ask you, how long can I live?" I asked anxiously.

"Now the yin energy of charm is only attached to the surface of your forehead, and it has not penetrated for the time being, but when the sun comes out and the yang energy is heavy, the yin energy will be pressed into your skin, and you will immediately become a stone carving."

Xu Laosan means, I can still live to see the sun tomorrow.

Alas, I didn't expect that the true body of the mountain god was not obtained, but I was going to become a stone god first.

The chill on my forehead is getting heavier and heavier, but I can bear it, but my stomach is almost hungry, and I really can't stand the taste of hunger.

I tried to stand up, but I couldn't stand up on either leg.

"Anyway, I can live until tomorrow morning, I have to be a full ghost when I die, third grandfather, my legs are numb, and I can't stand up a little, you help me up, I want to eat a full meal first!"

Xu Laosan touched his magic weapons, and it seemed that none of them could save my life.

He was angry, swept all the things on the incense table to the ground, and listened to me say that he wanted to eat a full meal, Xu Laosan nodded with tears.

"Third grandfather, I want to eat rice, put more water in the rice cooker, I don't like too dry rice, you used to like to eat dry rice, I just settled with you, this is my last meal, I can't settle."

Xu Laosan nodded, and asked me again: "What kind of food to eat?" ”

"There's still pork belly in the fridge, right? You can stew meat for me, burn the pot, stew lentils and vermicelli together, stew the beans a little bit, put the vermicelli later, don't be sticky. ”

……

Anyway, I asked for it very carefully.

Xu Laosan didn't mean to be impatient, and wrote down everything I said.

At this time, Tian Tian wiped her tears and walked out.

"Uncle, when you are dying, why are you still such a picky eater." Tian Tian whispered.

After all, she hurt me, and Xu Laosan was a little impatient when he spoke to Tian Tian at this time: "This is my grandson's last meal before leaving, and I must meet all his requirements!" ”

Tian Tian now regrets her intestines, but she didn't give up.

"Dao Chief, I understand your feelings, but, maybe there is hope, I know Xiaofeng's saliva, can cure the disease and save people, it's really not good, put some saliva with her, or put some blood, see if you can save the uncle's life."

Tian Tian's proposal was immediately rejected by Xu Laosan.

"The person who is petrified by the charm cannot be saved by the blood of the fairy! There have been such examples before, there was once a dragon maiden, who dripped blood to save such petrified people, but it didn't work at all. ”

Tian Tian proposed several more methods, but they were all vetoed by Xu Laosan one by one.

Tian Tian didn't give up, and made another move: "Dao Chief, you said that if I use my mouth to suck my uncle's forehead, can I suck out all my charm stones?" ”

Hearing Tian Tian say this, I didn't need Xu Laosan to speak, I waved my hand desperately.

"Miss Tian, you can pull it down, I still want to eat a full meal, you suck me two more bites, I guess I don't have to wait until the sun comes out tomorrow, all my internal organs will turn to stone."

Hearing me say this, Tian Tian has no tricks.

"Dao Chief, if you don't do this, you find a way here, and I'll cook." Tian Tian said to Xu Laosan.

This is the last meal in my life, and I don't want to eat raw rice and paste pot dishes, so I yelled: "Since you came to Guandi Temple, you haven't even brushed the bowl, you can cook on a horse!" ”

"That's because I'm lazy, but that doesn't mean I can't cook!" Tian Tian roared.

Then she stood up and walked across the courtyard to the east.

Tian Tian walked halfway, and he didn't know how to leave a cruel word.

"A woman who can't cook is a walking female beast!"

I pointed to Tian Tian's back and said indignantly: "Third grandfather, have you seen it, this girl has hurt me, and she is still so arrogant!" Just now you thought I bullied her, kicking and beating! ”

"Alas! Why didn't I feel that she was right, but I felt that she was generous and tragic, don't say it, the third grandfather obeyed you to get up first. ”

Xu Laosan asked me to kowtow to Master Guan three times, and then helped me up.

I rubbed my legs, and then sat down with Xu Laosan leaning on the incense case.

Xu Laosan took out a cigarette case, and the two of them lit it one by one.

The two of them smoked silently, no one spoke, and soon there was a sound of chopping vegetables from the side of the east courtyard, the sound was very rhythmic, and when I heard it, I knew that this was a chef-level knife worker.

"It seems that Tian Tian is really good at cooking." Xu Laosan said.

"Let her go, third grandfather, there is something I don't quite understand, did Xiaomi learn the skill of fortune-telling with Liu Blind? Some time ago, she actually made me a tombstone in advance. ”

I also told Xu Laosan that the tombstone made for me by Xiaomi was also mixed with incense ashes from Guandi Temple.

Hearing me say this, Xu Laosan was very surprised.

"Do you know why most of the fortune tellers are blind?"

Xu Laosan asked me.

I thought about it for a moment and replied, "Blind people can't see the way, and generally have no other means of making a living, so they will learn this kind of craft, as long as they move their mouths, they can mix rice." ”

Xu Laosan smiled and shook his head.

"You're not right! Fortune tellers, anyone who can peek through the heavens and leak the heavens to make money, will definitely be punished by heaven, so anyone who has a way of telling fortunes is blind. ”

"Xiaomi's body has no traces of being cursed at all, so she definitely doesn't know how to tell fortunes."

Well, I recognized that Xiaomi couldn't tell fortunes, so I asked Xu Laosan again: "Then why did she make that fragrant tombstone?" Curse me simply to engrave my name? ”

Hearing me ask, Xu Laosan sighed and looked very remorseful.

"She's definitely not here to curse you, but to use your name to suppress something, but she's actually here to save herself."

"Not only did the Piaoxiang tombstone be made by her, but even the autumn wind golden python was also raised by her, and the mountain came down the mountain, not for anything else, but for the autumn wind golden python."

Xu Laosan said this, and he was slammed.

Then he said categorically: "Now I finally understand who is millet dangling under our noses!" ”