Chapter 145: Hi, Funny, We Mean It
"What do you mean...... Was there a human element in that car accident? ”
Lin Yulan asked.
Xu Ling nodded, and there was a hint of grief on her face that had become a zombie.
"But even if you find it, your life is irretrievable. I've heard that doing ghosts and zombies doesn't end well. The servants of the underworld often roam the world, and once they find out, it will be the end of reincarnation of livestock or the soul of the soul! Sister, just listen to my advice, it's still too late to rein in the precipice. ”
Lin Yulan is still trying to dissuade Xu Ling and make her let go of her resentment and reincarnate.
"Hahaha, Lanzi, if you still regard me as your cousin, please don't stop me from taking revenge. Otherwise, don't blame my sister for turning my face and being ruthless! As you know, I've become a terrible zombie, and when I talk to you now, I resist the urge to devour your soul. I don't want you to force me to lose my patience......"
Xu Ling's face was slightly hideous, and her words were full of threats and ultimatums. Lin Yulan knew that it was useless to say more, so it seemed that she could only endure the pain and resort to the last resort. Her tears were already welling up, staring at her cousin who used to take good care of her, and now the ghost zombie for a while. Finally, she silently ordered her silver bracelet to attack. Then, together with the female ghost Qi Shuangling, he invited the concubine Niangniang in the folding fan.
Xu Ling's ghost image has been fully revealed, her hair is messy and flying, swelling like a hedgehog. The face, which was still a little sallow, had turned gray, the eye sockets were sunken, and the lips were bright red, and soon he spat out a fishy smell, and several fangs were exposed again. Xu Ling had already stretched out two thin ghost claws and pounced towards Lin Yulan. Lin Yulan moved sensitively to dodge to the side, and Takasugi took the opportunity to run into his old house.
"Wife, I'll help you."
The ghost groom was also ready to pounce while speaking, and the effect of the two ghost couples had been achieved.
"Good! It's up to you to behave. However, you can share her soul with you, but you are not allowed to leave her to have fun! ”
Xu Ling is warning her ghost groom.
Her ghost groom was stunned for a while, but quickly figured it out and temporarily let go of his greed for women.
"Oops! Oops! ”
The ghost groom suddenly screamed twice, and then covered his two ghost eyes.
"What's wrong?"
Xu Ling turned her head and asked her ghost groom.
"I don't know what that shiny thing is? It hurts me so much! Oops! It...... It's here again! ”
The ghost bridegroom's hand removed from his eyes and covered his crotch again.
"Oops! Silver bracelet, silver bracelet, I see that you are very clever, why are you confused now? Did it work for you to hit him in that place? Maybe it's a fossil there! ”
Takasugi suddenly rushed over and counted the silver bracelets down. However, when the ghost bridegroom heard this, he immediately became angry.
"You're only a fossil there! I...... I...... I'm in good condition here, or I'll be able to marry a beautiful bride!" Oops, oops...... Why are you here again? Can we fight in a different place? ”
Before the ghost bridegroom's braggadocio fell, the silver bracelet gave him a dozen more strokes, and he immediately showed a complaining expression again. Takasugi burst out laughing when he heard this, and then he was ready to take advantage of the danger of the ghost and fall into the well.
"I still have a secret weapon here! Bang! Bang! ”
Takasugi lifted the two bricks in his hand and smashed them hard. If it weren't for the ghost groom's quick dodge, I'm afraid he would have become a ghost eunuch.
"Aha...... Hongu finally has a chance to come out again to breathe, hey, it's a pity that last night's cards were played for too long, and I'm still a little sleepy. ”
The concubine yawned and came out of the folding fan, looking a little listless. Of the eight maids beside her, only seven somehow came, but instead of a long footcloth, they held a handful of cards. Lin Yulan couldn't help but be surprised, she didn't expect that there were still cards in the burial goods in ancient times? Of course, unlike our current playing cards, the patterns on them are completely incomprehensible.
"I'm sorry, sis, for disturbing your rest again. However, as long as you help us clean up these two little ghosts, we can go back to sleep right away! ”
Lin Yulan walked over and said to the concubine with a smile.
"Hehe, the little mouth is quite good at talking. However, you have to allow the palace to move your muscles and bones first. Come on, dance! Ay? One less! The seven of you are lined up on either side of each other seems a little unsightly. Qingyu, that lazy girl, must still be sleeping. ”
After the concubine finished speaking, she ordered her maids, but when she saw that the number of maids on both sides of the column was different, she frowned again.
"Hahaha, where did you come from? But when you mention the word dancing, I feel a little itchy. Come on, I'll be the eighth backup dancer. ”
I didn't expect Xu Ling's ghost to answer, indeed, she loved dancing when she was alive, and she once applied for a dance academy. It's a pity that in the end, Sun Shan fell into the name. Even now that I'm a ghost, I haven't forgotten my former preferences. Seeing this, Lin Yulan couldn't help but shake her head and sigh, she didn't expect her cousin to come out like this. The ghost groom was still being beaten and slammed by the silver bracelet on the side, but she joined the dance team of the concubine flutteringly.
"Okay, let's make a number."
The concubine nodded with satisfaction, and for a while forgot the purpose of Lin Yulan inviting her out of the fan. Afterwards, they started their own style of dancing with great devotion. Lin Yulan kept shaking her head, looking helplessly at the "group of ghosts" in front of her, she really couldn't figure out why she always encountered some strange ghosts?
"What kind of stuff are these? Can you get some serious? ”
Takasugi looked at the group of ghosts and couldn't help but ask.
"This is the feature, the main feature of our team of Lin Yulan's supernatural masters. It's like a certain show says...... Funny, we're serious, haha! ”
The female ghost Qi Shuangling suddenly gave Takasugi such a strange explanation, which made Takasugi cry and laugh for a while.
Lin Yulan showed a helpless face, thinking: It's okay to let this group of ghosts have fun for a while, but if they don't end up happy...... So what to do? It was almost five o'clock, and the dawn was getting closer and closer.
"Ahem, poor road!"
With two dry coughs and a signal, a dazzling light shone into the dilapidated house of the Takasugi family.
Lin Yulan raised her eyes in surprise, and Zen Jing, dressed in a white robe, stood in front of her. That bright light came from the gossip treasure mirror held in Zen Jing's hand, and Zen Jing's arrival did not bring too much joy to Lin Yulan. Because she knew that this person had a close relationship with Bei Nian, and she had also let go of the evil ghost several times on the pretext of collecting ghosts.
"My master calculated that you were in trouble again, so he sent me. Don't worry, this ghost bride, I'll make her go away right away. ”
Chan Jing actually promised Lin Yulan seriously.
"What about the ghost groom? How to dispose of it? ”
Lin Yulan asked with a wry smile.
"We'll talk about it later! You also know that my mana is not as good as Master's, so I have to come one by one. ”
Zen Jing explained.
Lin Yulan didn't ask any more questions, and waited for Zen Jing's ghost collection action.
"Oops! This little Taoist priest is a little familiar! Hongu can't remember where I've seen it for a while, but you want to disturb Hongu dancing...... I'm not going to say yes. ”
The concubine seemed to be a little unhappy, glanced at Zen Jing and said coldly.
"Yo he! Dare to argue with me? ”
Zen Jing also said with a cold smile, and at the same time used his left hand to pull out the peach wood sword behind him.