In order to be less public, Tang Ao suggested that everyone get off the bus in advance.

It's really not good to be too public.

So, before going to Shennan University, everyone got off the bus separately and went back to school.

Although Tang Ao's proposal was considered hypocritical by Zhou Ziling, he still obediently did it.

Tang Ao didn't think it was hypocrisy, he just didn't want to be surrounded by monkeys every day at school.

After Tang Ao got out of the car, he didn't go back to the classroom directly, because he received a call from Lin Feng.

"Where?"

"Just arrived at the school gate."

"Come to the dormitory! Something happened to Qin Fatzi and Gao Sheng! ”

Tang Ao hung up the phone and hurriedly ran to the dormitory, and when he arrived at the dormitory, as soon as the door opened, Lin Feng closed the door again, for fear that the passing students would see the situation in the 308 dormitory.

Qin Fat Man and Gao Sheng, the upper body was not dressed, the lower body was only wearing pants, the two became conjoined babies, and fell sideways on the floor of the dormitory, Qin Fat looked helpless, very funny, Gao Sheng snored and did not wake up.

Qin Fatzi's hands were tightly attached to Gao Sheng's back.

Oh, it's not sticky, it's sticky.

Tang Ao couldn't help but want to laugh when he saw it, and asked curiously, "What's the matter?" ”

The reason is actually not complicated, since entering the school, Tang Ao has spent almost every night outside, and after Lin Feng soaked in Lu Simin, he often did not return at night, and only Gao Sheng and Qin Fat were left in the dormitory.

When two men are bored and lonely, the easiest thing to do together is to drink.

Last night, Qin Fatzi thought about his girl who had never been soaked, and he was depressed, so he made three bottles of Red Star Erguotou, packed some appetizers, and pulled Gao Sheng to drink with him.

There is food and wine, of course, Gao Sheng does not refuse, so the two of them sit on the floor of the dormitory, eating vegetables and drinking wine and complaining to each other, the more they drink, the more they drink, the happier they are, and the more they drink, the more confused they become.

Gao Sheng's amount of wine was not as good as that of Qin Fatzi, so he gradually couldn't bear it anymore and fell down on the spot.

Qin Fatzi continued to drink alone in the sea.

Red Star Erguotou is a high degree of liquor, two people drink three bottles, basically there is only one ending, drunk!

Many people will itch all over their bodies after drinking too much, and Gao Sheng also has this problem, so he puts anti-itch cream in the drawer.

After drinking too much last night, Gao Sheng woke up from itching, and saw that Qin Fat Man was still drinking and enjoying himself, so he asked him to help bring the anti-itch cream and help him apply it, especially on his back.

Qin Fatzi was also drunk at that time, and opened Gao Sheng's drawer with his eyes half-closed, and picked up the all-purpose glue casually.

Gao Sheng was already lying on the ground at that time, waiting for Qin Fatzi to help him paint his back, where could he see that Qin Fatman had taken the wrong all-purpose glue!

So, when Qin Fat Man was half drunk, half of the all-purpose glue squeezed on Gao Sheng's back.

Gao Sheng was still shouting: "Apply evenly, the whole back is itchy!" ”

Of course, Qin Fatzi was obedient, so he painted all kinds of them, and covered one of Gao Sheng's backs with all-purpose glue.

Qin Fat Man is painted by hand!

The all-purpose glue dries very fast!

Qin Fatzi first applied his right palm on Gao Sheng's back, but he couldn't apply it anymore and stuck it.

Of course, Qin Fat Man was surprised, and when he was surprised, he used his left hand to pull his right hand, wanting to get his right hand out of Gao Sheng's back, but his left hand was already all-purpose glue at that time, so the left hand side was glued to the wrist of his right hand.

The left hand was glued, and the fat man Qin was even more anxious, so he stepped on Gao Sheng's back barefoot, and tried to break free with both hands, but the final result was that his left foot was also stuck on Gao Sheng's back.

Qin Fatzi himself was also a person who was about to get drunk, and he tried hard several times, but he couldn't get out, and when the wine came up, he fell next to Gao Sheng.

The two of them slept on their sides on the ground all night.

After listening to what happened, Tang Ao laughed and said, "Fortunately, Lin Feng came back early, otherwise, you will probably have to stick until noon before you can go to the hospital." ”

"! I called him to come back. Qin Fatzi said.

Tang Aoqi said: "You're like this, can you still call?" ”

Qin Fatzi said: "Although the hand is glued, Young Master Ben still has a tongue!" ”

Tang Ao laughed even harder: "Is this the legendary licking screen?" ”

"Laughing wool! Hurry up and figure it out! Qin Fatzi was a little annoyed and angry.

Gao Sheng is simple, he has been lying on his side and sleeping, he is also a strange person, Qin Fatzi's hands and feet are stuck to his back, he can still snore!

"What can be done?" Tang Ao smiled: "Except for calling 120, there is really no good way!" ”

Lin Feng said: "Let's call the school doctor first, it would be best if the school doctor could solve it." ”

Qin Fatzi hurriedly said: "Then you have to help us put on our trousers first!" ”

Lin Feng said: "Wear your sister!" He's okay, your hands and feet are glued, how to wear it? ”

Qin Fatzi was stunned for a moment, and immediately asked with a sad face: "What should I do then?" ”

Tang Ao said: "It's simple, just wrap it in a sheet." ”

The two school doctors hurriedly arrived, and after an examination, they all raised their hands and surrendered, which was a problem that the school doctor could not solve.

Qin Fatzi is more than 200 catties, and Gao Sheng is more than 100 catties, and he can't lift the stretcher, and even if Tang Ao takes them to the school doctor's office, the school doctor has never encountered such an incurable disease, and there is no way to solve it.

In the end, I still hit 120,.

So, fifteen minutes later, there was a spectacle downstairs in the dormitory.

A sheet wrapped around two shirtless boys, one skinny and the other obese. The two were slowly carried out of the dormitory building on two stretcher beds side by side.

This situation is almost the same as the situation when the wind is carried away immediately, and it is immediately surrounded by classmates.

"What's the situation? Men and men can also have a good wind right away? ”

"Great! Great! These two masters have reached new heights. ”

"It seems to be 308's, the matter of their dormitory, you don't talk about it, there are two fierce people inside, be careful to beat you!"

"Two fierce men, are they the two lying on the stretcher?"

"If you lift the sheet now, what do you think you'll see?"

Tang Ao and the others listened to the discussions around them, and they all felt helpless, this misunderstanding was big, I was afraid that Qin Fatzi and Gao Sheng would be considered homosexual for a long time.

Before he could get into the ambulance, he saw a girl standing next to the stretcher, looking self-reproachful, and said to Qin Fatzi: "I was wrong!" ”

Qin Fatzi was lying on the stretcher, and when he saw the girl, his face turned red, and he hurriedly said, "Meimei, it's not what you think!" ”

The girl who was called beautiful by Qin Fatzi said: "Hey! Didn't I mean to give you a chance! Why bother! Actually, I don't hate you that much, it's just that you're really in a hurry, you ...... Are you even too eager to do it to a boy! ”

Meimei's words, with regret and self-blame, are intriguing.

Qin Fatzi let out a long sigh: "In this life, I will never drink again." ”

Tang Ao couldn't stand it anymore, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, he uncovered the sheets covering Qin Fatzi and Gao Sheng.

Only then did the onlookers understand that everything was unexpected.

However, immediately there are girls screaming loudly!

"This boy is so big!"

"Really, really? Why don't I feel it? ”

"I'm talking about the stomach! I've never seen a guy with such a big belly! ”

Tang Ao couldn't cry or laugh, so he had to cover them with the sheets again.

Finally, the two were carried into the ambulance.

Lin Feng asked, "Do we want to go with us?" ”

Tang Ao said: "Let's go to class, this kind of thing, it's useless for us to talk to the past, if you want to comfort, the two of them just comfort each other." ”

It wasn't until the ambulance whizzed away that the onlookers gradually dispersed.

Zhou Ziling and Liu Bing were actually in the crowd of onlookers, but they didn't say hello to Tang Ao.

Tang Ao greeted the two of them awkwardly.

Zhou Ziling snorted and muttered, "308 is amazing." ”

These words scolded the entire 308 dormitory, but Lin Feng and Tang Ao didn't care.

The story of Qin Fatzi and Gao Sheng soon spread throughout the campus, and there were various versions, but the most convincing version was that Qin Fatzi failed to bubble Meimei, and finally vented his anger on his roommate, who would rather die than resist, and finally both were injured and sent to the hospital.

Regarding the rumors, neither Tang Ao nor Lin Feng gave any further explanations.

The posts on the campus network, I believe that with the ability to be promoted, they will soon be deleted completely.

When school was out in the evening, Li Wensang called and said that he hoped that Tang Ao and others could stay at her house.

Tang Ao didn't respond immediately, but just asked Zhou Ziling and the others to go to Li Wensang's house first.

Li Wensang is now Tang Ao's apprentice, her parents are gone, and she lives alone in a large villa, which is indeed a bit worrying, and it is common sense to let Tang Ao and them live in the past.

Tang Ao didn't go to Li Wensang's house, he asked Lin Feng to go to the hospital to visit Qin Fatzi and Gao Sheng.

The two were in the same room.

Gao Sheng is wrapped with gauze on his back.

Qin Fatzi had his hands and right foot wrapped in adhesive tape.

The all-purpose glue has a strong corrosive ability, and the skin of both of them is somewhat injured.

But that's not the real reason why they stay in the hospital, in fact, they can go back to school in the afternoon to rest, and wait a day or two to come over and change their medicine.

But none of them wanted to go back to school.

Qin Fatzi said: "I want to transfer schools." ”

Gao Sheng said: "It's all you!" It's a little mistaken for me! ”

Lin Feng said: "Neuropathy! Say whatever others say! There's no need to think too much. ”

Tang Ao said: "Strictly speaking, this is actually a good way to become famous. ”

If you want to be famous, it's that simple.

Qin Fatzi was furious: "I don't need to be famous in this way!" What's more, it is famous in Shennan and has a hairy use. ”

Tang Ao said: "Do you still want to be famous all over the country?" It's also simple, I'll go to the newspaper tomorrow and call two reporters to do an exclusive interview with you. ”

Lin Feng flipped through his phone and said with a smile: "No need, now they are famous, you look at the vibrato, there are all small videos in the morning, various angles, and various explanations." ”

Tang Ao patted Qin Fatzi's shoulder and said, "Brother, let's mourn and change!" Seon lost his horse, how to know if it is a blessing! ”

As he spoke, there was a knock on the door.

But it was a beautiful girl standing at the door with a bouquet of flowers.