Chapter 18: Kittens Fall from the Sky
The next morning, as soon as the sky was bright, Dongli went to the carriage shop to buy a carriage, went back to the inn and took the two girls to return the house money and set off.
However, in Dongli's impression, there is often a saying that there is no chivalry in the arrogance, and the chivalrous man seems to be only the naïve Lin Pingzhi in the early days, and the remaining group is either an old fox or a guy who sells his soul for various interests, Dongli is not a hero, but he still likes chivalrous people very much.
Thinking about the tragic experience of the year, for those bastards in the rivers and lakes who have honey belly swords, hidden knives in their smiles, and bastards in the martial arts, Dongli simply hates them to the bone, but here, Dongli feels that his martial arts level is not yet able to beat the ability of Xiaoao Jianghu, so it is undoubtedly an act of death to find trouble and find fault with those bastards, so before that, find some garbage to kill and practice leveling, and find some masters to have experience in moving up and rising, which has become Dongli's preferred task at present.
The target of this is near Huashan, to be precise, Shanxi side, near the Sun and Moon Divine Sect, Dongli from a dead fat house, oh no, brother is a handsome guy said, from the mouth of a handsome guy to know that the world he sent him this time is the only TV series he has seen The Xiaoao Jianghu, Dongfang Undefeated is a peerless beauty, Dongli looks good, don't flirt with his sister, is it worthy of the purpose of this book? (See the last sentence of the book's introduction for details)
"Dongli, where are we going?" Mo Xiaomo lifted the curtain and poked her head out of the carriage and asked Dongli who was driving the carriage.
"Drive! Let me warn you, you should call me big brother, little girl. Dongli shook the reins and said without looking at Mo Xiaomo.
"Humph! It's about the same age as others, and I don't know who is older, so I'm embarrassed to let people call you big brother, shameless! Mo Xiaomojiao snorted and muttered, but he couldn't beat Dongli, a stingy man, and didn't dare to refute it loudly.
Who is Dongli? The spiritual sense is sharp, and the ears are quite good, how could I not hear what she said, and said without looking back: "Strictly speaking, my age is more than enough for your grandfather, so that you still succumb to you by calling your eldest brother?" Okay, brother doesn't take advantage of you, you just call your husband, I don't mind. ”
"Phew! Who's going to call you husband! Shameless! ”
Mo Xiaomo snorted angrily, this is not to take advantage of himself, he knows that he can't fight him, Mo Xiaomo's cheeks are red and he is no longer talking to Dongli.
"Donkey! Okay, after a day's rest and rest, the horse is also tired. Dongli withdrew a rein and stopped the carriage, and let a few horses go to the roadside to find grass to eat, Dongli didn't buy forage, and it didn't matter how to deal with this wilderness, anyway, he didn't eat by himself.
Mo Xiaomo, who had been doing the carriage for a day, felt that she was about to get motion sickness, but Wu Chengcheng was half lying in the carriage with her head in her hands, squinting her eyes and pretending to sleep.
"Dance, Xiaomo, come down and take a walk." Dongli got out of the car and stretched out and shouted.
Mo Xiaomo lifted the door curtain and was just about to get out of the car, when she felt a gust of wind blowing, and Wu Chengcheng flew out in an instant and jumped on Dongli's back and didn't let go.
"Phew! Shameless! Mo Xiaomo said in a broken voice, and she also got out of the car and stretched her waist with a comfortable face, still comfortable on the ground!
"King, why don't we go by ourselves, the speed of this carriage is not as fast as your light work!" Wu Chengcheng buried his head on Dongli's shoulder and asked, Mo Xiaomo heard another snort in his heart, and he didn't know who was so comfortable just now.
Dongli turned his head and kissed the forehead of the dancing city and said: "It's rare to come here, and you have to run away by yourself, if it's just me, it doesn't matter if you run around the rivers and lakes or something, don't you still have a female dependent." ”
To tell the truth, there is also Dongli will do martial arts, and it is more than enough for Wulicheng to get the black light virus and follow Dongli, and there is only one Mo Xiaomo left, so that this delicate girl will endure hardships as a gentleman, Dongli can't do it.
"Then leave her at the inn, and the two of us can go." Wu Chengcheng pouted and said dissatisfied, her hostility towards this little girl was not small, and she was not even willing to whisper to Dongli, so she directly let Mo Xiaomo hear it, this vinegar, tsk.
Dongli smiled and put her down, hugged her waist and kissed her lips, this girl in Wuqingcheng belongs to the queen's fan, although it is also a vinegar jar, but at least it is atmospheric enough, if she just told herself secretly, Dongli would be very displeased, and she didn't do it, at least it proves that hehe, hey, sleeping with someone or something, there is still a play.
When Mo Xiaomo heard that she was squeezed by Wu Chengcheng, she didn't care about being reserved, and directly grabbed Dongli's other arm and said, "Hmph! Wanderer, Brother Dongli, I know you won't leave me alone, right? Saying that, the two big eyes looked at Dongli with a pitiful look, so that Dongli couldn't help but kiss her forehead, which instantly made the little girl's face blush, and instinctively wanted to jump away, but she still held Dongli's arm and leaned her head on Dongli's shoulder.
Wu Chengcheng didn't bother to meet her in general, mainly because Dongli seemed to like her very much, this queen met her own emperor, and Dongli didn't say anything before she said anything.
"Okay, I didn't need to buy this carriage, it's a bit weird, so let's unload this carriage, there are exactly three horses here, let's one for each person, how about riding?" Dongli also felt that this speed was a little slow, and thought of a compromise solution.
"Listen to the king." As he spoke, Wu Chengcheng let go of Dongli, and with a wave of her jade hand, the few reins that tied the horse were broken, and she jumped into the air and flew onto the horse.
Dongli looked at Wu Allure, and unconsciously felt the liquid on his lips, a wipe, oh, it was an illusion, Dongli felt that his nosebleed was about to come out.
Wu Chengcheng has always been dressed in that dress, the red robe is high and slit, and the two round long legs are all exposed at this time because they are straddled on horseback, and this queen likes to go into battle in a vacuum, even...
Well, I can't say it, let's make it up for myself.
"Wu'er, you're really glamorous, but I don't want my woman to be looked down upon by other men." Dongli has some taste of food, just see such a fragrant scene by yourself, but I don't want to share this scene with others.
Wu Chengcheng fell to buy it and threw himself into Dongli's arms, and said with charming eyes: "Yes, my king, the beauty of Allure will be shown to you alone." As he spoke, the black-red filaments pulsed, and the loose and simple red robe turned into a red robe covering the whole body, which looked like a female chivalrous guest in the rivers and lakes.
This black light virus is really easy to use, and you can save money on clothes in the future.
Dongli smiled secretly.
Mo Xiaomo felt dazzled when she saw this scene, rubbed her eyes desperately and found that it was true, and hurriedly asked, "What kind of ability is this?" ”
Dongli looked at her and smiled: "This is a virus in my body, passed on to Wu'er, and this ability to change is just one of them." ”
Mo Xiaomo seemed to be very sensitive to the word virus, although she was envious of this ability, she didn't ask any more, but just lowered her head a little sullenly and was angry.
Dongli walked over and hugged Mo Xiaomo's fragile little shoulders and comforted: "Okay, I don't just have the ability of the virus, I am good at martial arts, and martial arts is my way, so I am going to find you a martial arts suitable for women to practice." ”
Mo Xiaomo raised her head and looked like Dongli, her eyes were watery, and she said, "Is it for me?" ”
"Of course." Dongli smiled, lowered his head, kissed her forehead, and continued: "If you didn't find it, who else could it be?" ”
Who else needs to learn martial arts?
Dongli said to himself, but he didn't dare to say this, the woman's heart was in the sea, God knows what will happen when she says this.
I saw Mo Xiaomo suddenly burst into tears and laughed, like a blooming lotus, which made Dongli stunned and stunned, seeing Dongli looking at himself stupidly, Mo Xiaomo blushed and kissed Dongli on the side of his face, and then ran to a horse and turned over and rode up.
"Alas, it's been so many days, and I don't know what happened to Xiaoxing."
Dongli touched the cheek that had been kissed by Mo Xiaomo, and the warm and moist feeling reminded him that the cat always likes to lick his face, and he hasn't seen him for a few days, but he misses it a little.
"Meow!" A cat meow sounded, Dongli felt that his head was hit by something, and he stretched out his hands to catch it, and looked, isn't this a cat?
"Hahaha! Just thought of you, why did you show up, what's going on? ”
Dongli couldn't help laughing when he saw that it was the little guy Cat Xing who was holding in his hand.
"Meow~Meow, meow." The cat pointed to the sky, gesturing with her little paws.
Dongli looked at it for a long time and thought for a while, "You mean you were sleeping, and then fell from the sky for some reason?" And then right here? ”
"Meow~" Meow Xing sat on Dongli's hand, and nodded with satisfaction with his two little paws holding his chest.
Dongli couldn't cry or laugh when he saw this scene, and flicked a brain crash at its little head and said, "You guy." ”
Hurt by Dongli's beating, the cat's little paws covered his head, and his two big eyes were watery and shouted aggrievedly: "Meow~"
"Okay, don't sell cute, go with my brother, my brother will take you to the rivers and lakes." Dongli put it on his shoulder, and the cat's little paw hooked on Dongli's clothes, and the little paw stretched forward and shouted, "Meow! ”
In an instant, there was a brain breakdown, and the cat star covered his little head and rolled on Dongli's shoulder, only to hear Dongli say: "You still treat me as a horse, and I owe a beating." ”
"What a cute kitten, it's really peculiar, so humane, where did you get it?" Mo Xiaomo was originally a girl, and when she saw the cute animals, she couldn't help but ask, and Wu Chengcheng didn't seem to be moved at all, she seemed to be only interested in majestic, powerful, and handsome creatures, such as Dongli. (I'm shameless again!) ╮(╯_╰)╭)
"Okay, let's go, I'll tell you on the way" Dongli and Wu Chengcheng each got on their horses, and the three of them and one cat went all the way.
Do not cut.
Poor horse, what about the rest?
Along the way, we passed through several towns and changed four or five horses, oh, four or five horses each, plus several waterways. Look, my brother is still very rigorous.
Under the half-hurried and half-admired scenery along the road, it took nearly a month to finally arrive at Pingyang Mansion in Shanxi, and the southwest point is Huashan.
"Let's go, I've been on the road for more than half a month, my brother will take you to have a good meal." Dongli rode a horse and said to the second daughter beside him, eating dry food every day for a month, although he didn't particularly need to eat, but for a foodie, it was like hellish suffering.
After entering the city gate, it was already dusk and evening, and the crowd was still dense, and it seemed that they had all come to catch the night market.
"Hey, big brother, is there any place around here that is delicious and fun?" Dongli casually dragged a passer-by and asked.
The passer-by glanced at Dongli meaningfully and nodded: "Of course, seeing that the little brother is the first time to come to our Pingyang Mansion, if you say that there is a place to eat, drink and have fun, it is none other than our watery years, you can see this watery signboard if you follow this road." ”
Dongli was thinking about delicious food, and rode on a horse just like the man said, and his children followed behind, and the saliva of the passer-by A came out, but there was some doubt on his face.
It was not too far away, and it didn't take long for the three of them to arrive, and when they arrived at the door, 10,000 divine beasts ran through the east.
I didn't notice the person's expression just now, and Dongli realized what that thing meant.
"How is this a green building! What are you bringing us here for? Mo Xiaomo looked at the building in front of her, raised her eyebrows, and asked with a slightly angry face.
Dong Centrifugal scolded, how did I know that the pit was better than telling me about the Qinglou, but he was very curious about what the Qinglou was like, so he explained embarrassedly: "What, how good is this, there is good food, there is good wine, and you can watch singing and dancing, isn't it good, it's rare to come to ancient times, come here to see and see, it's okay, it's okay." ”
Wu Chengcheng also pouted, and said with a look of grievance: "Wang, can't I still satisfy you?" Even if you can't be satisfied, why do you want to come to this kind of place? ”
Even the cats looked at Dongli with disdain.
Dongli touched his nose in embarrassment and said, "How come?" My family Wu'er and Xiaomo are as beautiful as fairies, how can I come back here to find this kind of vulgar powder, isn't it that I heard that the food here is well cooked, don't you say it, don't talk about it, let's go, let's eat. With that, he dismounted and handed over the horse to Xiao Er, and walked in with the second daughter.
"Oh, this master is a young and handsome man at first glance, so I am shining like water!"
As soon as he entered the door, the old bustard with heavy makeup twisted his fat body and greeted him, looked at Dongli a little, and immediately boasted as soon as his eyes lit up.
"Bring up all the good food you've got here, and two more jugs of good wine." Dongli was so bent on eating that he was too lazy to follow the old bustard's nonsense, ordered food, threw off twenty taels of silver, and took the second daughter upstairs.
There are three floors on this watery year, and there are fewer people on the second floor, a little cleaner, and most of them are rich people who flirt with girls and drink on it, listen to music and watch beautiful women.
"Okay, wait a minute."
Seeing that this person was followed by two beauties, it was the first time for the bustard to see that he came to Qinglou without recruiting prostitutes and brought his own female dependents, and seeing that Dongli was dressed in strange clothes and materials, he was quite generous, and he regarded him as the son of a big family to come out to experience life, and hurriedly instructed Xiao Er: "Hurry up, two pots of high-quality Sanglue wine, and the best banquet is coming!" ”