Chapter 766: Funny Monster
After hearing this, Bajie looked stunned.
Didn't the elder brother say that they were fasting the monks?
White rice dry rice, white flour buns, none of them are missing.
Why is there a group of monsters who are fierce and vicious, and they want to take him as a drink?!
"Damn Bimawin, it's.... It's really bad. Lie to me and say that I came here to eat fast, but in fact, I was eaten by monsters. β
The joy of planning to mix a round belly was diluted by the monster's words, and Bajie immediately knew that he was tricked by a monkey.
"Little ones, tie up this monk! Back in the hole, boiled. β
The king spoke, and the little demons immediately rushed up, wanting to capture the fat monk.
Bajie's eyes glared, Lao Tzu doesn't provoke you, you want to eat Grandpa Pig.
With a swing of his sleeves, vigorous mana poured out, and with a bang, the little demon who was close to him was all knocked away.
At the same time, he also revealed his true identity.
was originally a fat monk with an honest face, but in a blink of an eye, he became a big fat pig who was white and fat.
The wooden fish in his hand turned into his weapon, the nine-toothed nail rake.
A group of little demons who were knocked away immediately ran back behind their own king.
The demon king looked at Zhu Bajie, who showed his true body, and was obviously stunned.
Then he pointed at him and said, "Oops! You monk, why do you look so ugly!! β
When Bajie heard this, he was immediately furious.
"Ahh You're ugly! With your look, blocking the road and robbing, who would dare not give money?! β
The demon king was also upright, he turned around, looked at the little demons hiding behind him, and asked loudly: "You say, is Lao Tzu ugly?" β
A group of little demons, how can they say that their own king is ugly?
It's really ugly, then it has to be said handsome!
Otherwise I don't want to live?!
"Not ugly! Not ugly! β
"Your lord, you're pretty handsome!"
"That pig is lying, how handsome the king looks!"
The demon king was overjoyed, and he laughed and said, "Did you hear that? This king is handsome, you are an ugly monster! Lao Tzu asks you, where are you a monk? What is your name? β
Bajie, who can mix up a marshal of Tianpeng in the heavenly court and is in charge of 80,000 water troops, is naturally a guy who talks about gods and myths, and talks nonsense when he sees ghosts.
"My son! Don't you know your pig ancestor anymore? You have one, it's one, all stand up for the old pig, don't be scared! Under is the disciple of Master Xuanzang, the holy monk of the Tang Dynasty, Zhu Bajie is also! β
"That's it! Come on! Isn't it just a fat pig? However, this king has a question, look at your fat body, at least 300 catties of base, how can it be only eight catties? The demon king waved his hand and said with an impatient face.
"What ears do you have? It's not eight catties, it's eight precepts! β
"Less nonsense, eight pounds, look at the pestle!!"
The demon king shouted violently, the iron pestle in his hand, the dancing tiger and the tiger were angry, and attacked Bajie.
"Yo he! Dare to do it? Let you see and understand, your pig ancestors are powerful! β
The two men fought together on the spot, and their respective weapons were like arms commanding.
A group of little demons can only see the cold light between the two, and they can't even catch the shadow of the blade.
Soldier Pong ......
Bajie is superior after all, after all, when he was on an errand in the heavenly court, the demon king was still a drop of liquid!
Finding a flaw, the nine-toothed nail rake slammed out and hit the demon king's lower abdomen.
"Vomit ....."
This rake didn't spit him out.
Bajie turned around and jumped up, and his huge ass slammed into the demon king's face with a bang, knocking him away.
Just when the demon king was at a loss, the nine-toothed nail rake came out of the oblique thorn, hooked his clothes with a rake, and dragged him back again.
He was greeted by ears the size of a fan.
Syllable! Syllable! Syllable! Syllable!!
The onlookers could only watch Bajie shake his head frantically, and then his two big ears, like palms, crackled and slapped his king.
"Walk you!"
Xu is Bajie was tired of playing, and his right foot was raised suddenly, and he kicked hard at the demon king's lower abdomen.
Bang!!
The demon king suddenly flew out, the little demons were full of nervousness, looked at the king flying in the air, and hurriedly greeted him, raising his hands to catch it.
Bang Dang!!
In the end, they still didn't catch their own king, and could only watch as the demon king flew over their heads and landed on the ground.
"Oops!! ..... vomit"
Bajie's kick was too hard.
The demon king just fell to the ground, and the weapon in his hand flew away, and then he spit it out.
"King! King! β
"Are you alright?"
A group of little demons surrounded their own king, shushing the cold and asking for warmth.
The demon king's face was flushed, and his head was a little dizzy.
"Boys, I'm ..... Where am I? I, I, I..... I seem to see.... I saw a ..... A fat pig? We.... Let's ..... in the evening No, no..... It's better to eat and eat.... Let's eat pork....."
Looking at the somewhat delirious king, all the little demons were stunned.
What can I do? If you can't beat it, do you want to be forgiven?
"Hahaha!! You demon king, your skills are so poor, and you dare to hit your grandfather pig with your idea. "Bajie defeated the demon king, his confidence soared, and his spirit was high.
"I also have the ability to live a pig, but I usually don't show the mountain and don't leak, and the limelight has let the dead monkey come out." Grandpa, I call this introverted and dormant. β
After a while, the demon king finally came to his senses.
He picked up the iron pestle on the ground, and his hands trembled a little.
His grandmother's, making a fool of herself in front of her little brother, how will she mix it up in the future?
Thinking of this, the Demon King was furious.
His hand holding the iron pestle trembled even more.
It's like Parkinson's, no, it's Parkinson's than Parkinson's.
"Eight pounds of pigs, huh? Look at your grandfather, my supernatural powers! β
When the words fell, the demon king calmed down, straightened his waist and tucked his abdomen, and then his big mouth opened, and a cloud of black smoke suddenly erupted from his mouth.
Phewββββ
Bajie, who had no precautions at all, was naturally sprayed with blood by the demon king.
"Ahem, ahem..... Originally..... It turns out that the black fog before was spewed out by you...... Ahem....."
This black fog is more domineering than the previous one, not only charming eyes, choking the lungs, but also the fog is quite unpleasant.
The stench inside made the fasting in Bajie's stomach eager to come out.
"Vomit ......"
Bajie retched twice, he wiped the tears and snot on his face with his sleeve, and said hatefully.
"Grandson, don't let Grandpa Pig and me meet me in the future, otherwise your ribs will be discounted."
Putting down the cruel words, Bajie waved the nine-toothed nail rake, found a random direction, and killed him.
Because of the demon king's magical powers, the little demons who surrounded him immediately dodged away.
The huge nail rake, with its cold and shining sharp teeth, is no joke.
The demon king, who was concentrating on swallowing clouds and spitting fog, could only watch as Zhu Bajie walked away.
Even if he was unwilling, he didn't dare to step forward to stop him.
He had just been beaten to the ground, and he remembered it vividly.
'Eight pounds of pigs, huh?' You wait for Lao Tzu, one day, I will drink your stew!! β