Chapter 662: Guanyin Bodhisattva? That's not easy to do!
"Senior Brother Sha, you said that Master and Brother Monkey, can they catch the King of Inspiration?"
Zhu Bajie sat boredly on the chair, looked at the two children playing on the ground, and asked the sand monk who was silent on the side.
"Yes, surely! Not to mention the skills of the senior brother, haven't you also seen the master's methods? It's just a monster in a river, and it's not an exaggeration to say that it's easy to catch. I think Master is really angry this time, I guess what kind of inspiration king is, this time it's over! ”
Sha Seng seems to be an honest and dull person, but in fact, he is not.
If he opens the conversation, he can talk to people to death.
When Zhu Bajie saw that Sha Seng had said so many things, he immediately stopped talking and didn't dare to continue.
Chen Cheng and Chen Qing in the house, the two of them were anxious like ants on a hot pot, constantly walking back and forth in the house.
The two brothers were really panicked in their hearts, in case the holy monk from the Eastern Soil Tang Dynasty did not capture the King of Inspiration, their village would be considered a waste.
A big wave of the Tongtian River could shatter their village in an instant.
If it weren't for the two lone seedlings in the family, they would never have taken a risk and let Ou Yangming and Sun Wukong take action.
Without children, what is the meaning of life?
Even if you have a lot of money, so what?
The two brothers, who are old, want to have another child, which is unrealistic.
can only take risks and believe in Ou Yangming once.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
The two brothers were walking back and forth in the house when they suddenly noticed a loud shaking sound outside the courtyard.
Bang!
When the sound reached his door, it stopped.
"Big big ...... Big brother, won't it be the holy monks who have failed? Inspiration King, come to the door to have a child? ”
Chen Qing was a little stumbling and asked his eldest brother Chen Cheng.
"Don't panic! Panic what! If he dares to come, we will fight with him! It's just a pity that the holy monk and his big apprentice are gone, and the two lives are gone! ”
Chen Cheng is still a little forced.
"Phew! Bah! Bah! What did the two donors say? My elder brother and my master are not simple characters! Five hundred years ago, my monkey brother once made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, beating the Jade Emperor and the King of Hades! Within the Three Realms, apart from the Buddha, who can help him?
As for my master's ability, don't you see my senior brother obeying his master's words? Is it so simple for a character who can make a bold monkey and obedient? ”
As soon as Zhu Bajie heard that Chen Cheng and the two brothers said that his master and senior brother were not good, he immediately defended himself.
didn't notice at all that the face of the sand monk behind him had turned black.
In Sha Seng's mind, Zhu Bajie's words kept echoing,
Fought the Jade Emperor.
Beat the Jade Emperor.
Fight the Jade Emperor.
Jade emperor.
What's the matter, are you a bully?
Lao Sha, I used to be a general of the shutters, the personal bodyguard of the Jade Emperor, is it really good for you to expose my shortcomings without any scruples?
If Zhu Bajie wasn't Sha Seng's second senior brother, he would have picked up the demon scepter and fought with him.
Master once said that there should be harmony between brothers and sisters.
Whoever dares to destroy the harmony of the four masters and apprentices, he will take off his pants and spank his ass.
"Two donors, the King of Inspiration, I have already captured it!"
Ou Yangming's shouts sounded outside the courtyard, and the two brothers, Chen Cheng and Chen Qing, suddenly burst into endless surprise in their eyes.
Captured?
So, the only seedlings of the two of them have been saved?
From now on, there will be no sacrifices in the village?
"Quick! Fast! Go out and have a look!! ”
The two brothers opened the door directly and ran towards the courtyard in ecstasy, and the two people who were still behind them, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng, followed slowly.
"Damn!!"
The two brothers Chen Cheng opened the courtyard door and saw a super huge goldfish standing in front of their house at first sight.
Although he had been baptized by Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong and others before, he was still frightened by the coldness and sat directly on the ground.
"Don't be surprised, the old donor, this guy has been captured by the poor monk, don't worry."
Ou Yangming walked out from behind the Inspiration King, helped the two brothers up and said.
"Holy Holy Holy ....., Holy Monk, this is the Inspiration King?"
Chen Cheng stumbled, pointed to the King of Inspiration and asked.
"Exactly, wait a minute, please ask the old benefactor to gather the whole village to come over. If there is revenge, and if there is revenge, the poor monk should not see it. ”
"Tang Xuanzang, you can't do this! I am Guanyin Bodhisattva........"
Before the word Bodhisattva in the mouth of the King of Inspiration was finished, Sun Wukong, a monkey, found some clothes from somewhere and stuffed them directly into his fish mouth.
"Woo woo woo ......."
Ou Yangming looked at the Inspiration King who was struggling and said slowly.
"Poor monks, no matter whose things you are, poor monks are not afraid! Because the poor monk is reasonable, the so-called reason travels all over the world. You don't have to struggle hard, and don't think that you will escape with the Five Elements Escape Technique when you use it.
The golden rope is used by Taishang Laojun to tie clothes, if you can easily escape, Laojun will not have to mix in the Three Realms. How many virgins have you eaten over the years? Do you not know it in your own heart? The poor monk's words are here, Guanyin Bodhisattva is here, and it is not easy to make! ”
As soon as the King of Inspiration heard that he was tied with a golden rope, the word despair suddenly rose in the fish's eyes.
Damn, you're a monk, and you're playing with a Taoist priest, what's the matter?!
The villagers received a notice from Chen Qing that it was the King of Inspiration in the Tongtian River who was captured by a group of monks from the Tang Dynasty in Dongtu, and they all went crazy immediately.
Whose children were not thrown into the Temple of the Great King of Inspiration and sacrificed as tribute?
So as soon as these words were released, all the villagers in the village flocked to the homes of the two Chen Cheng brothers.
Some people saw the body of the King of Inspiration, and they fainted directly in timidity.
And most of them pounced on the big carp with red eyes, and had no power to resist.
Biting, wailing, scales flying all over the sky, and blood streaks raised from time to time, build a bloody picture of revenge.
After a long time, the villagers probably finished venting.
One by one, they sat on the ground, gasping for air.
The King of Inspiration seems to be covered in wounds, but it is not.
This guy is a monster, and his body is covered with skin wounds, except for embarrassment, there is nothing.
"Amitabha! Have the donors vented? Then leave this inspiration king to the poor monk to dispose of! ”
After Ou Yangming finished speaking, he glanced at the three apprentices.
The three apprentices immediately came over with comprehension and asked.
"Master, what's the matter?"
"Bajie, when you leave, you ask Chen Cheng and the two donors for a big pot, and by the way, make some seasoning condiments. Wukong, you work hard and carry the King of Inspiration to the Tongtian River. ”