Chapter 146: The Judge Appears
"Little Er, brother, what about people?" Da Fei couldn't see Wang Erdai and was shocked.
A few henchmen behind him shouted, "Hell! Brother Da Fei, that, let's go and help the brothers hack down that group of bastards in Xingde, and I'll leave it to you and Brother Qiang here. ”
After a few people finished speaking, the person had disappeared.
"!" Da Fei scolded secretly.
"Nima's, dare to provoke me Da Fei, whether you are a human or a ghost, hack you to death, Ah Qiang, we will go to the ......" Da Fei finished speaking and was about to rush towards the two ghosts with a machete.
Suddenly, a hand was placed on their shoulders.
"Hell!" The two of them screamed and jumped.
"Brother Da Fei, Brother Qiang, is the second generation of my king." Wang Erdai said loudly;
"Mada, it's you! Scared the two of us to death. The two of them saw the second generation of Wang appearing behind them, as if they saw a savior.
"I'm sorry, two brothers, I was preparing just now, now leave it to me here, two brothers go and do your best." Wang Erdai said apologetically;
"Little Er, the other party's two, can you handle it?" Da Fei asked humbly;
"I can't handle it......"
"Ah......h
"But I can destroy them." Wang Erdai said mischievously;
"Good boy, it's up to you." After the two finished speaking, they patted Wang Erdai on the shoulder and rushed to the battlefield.
Seeing the matchmaker of the second generation of Wang, it was the enemy's eyes red when he saw him, and he cursed viciously; "Boy, you broke my breasts, disgusted me, went find other female ghosts, watched me devour your heart, and let you come down to accompany me." After the matchmaker finished speaking, she took out his steel pipe and machete, and rushed towards Zhang Jun with a ghost fire of hatred.
Seeing the matchmaker rushing over, Wang Erdai did not panic, took out Guan Yu's golden body again, and said in pieces; "Old man Guan! We, the mighty hall, have always paid tribute to you, and now the ghosts are doing evil, please show your spirit quickly. ”
After Wang Erdai finished speaking, Guan Yu's golden body still did not change.
"Old man Guan, show up quickly......" Wang Erdai shouted while shaking his golden body; But the golden body remained unchanged.
"Old man Guan, please show up quickly, after the matter is completed, there will be a large amount of RMB as a reward."
"Guan Yu is here, the demon quickly retreats." The sound stopped, and I saw the golden body shining brightly, and then flew out, and reappeared as Guan Yu.
"Boy, remember the pay!" After Guan Yu finished speaking, the Qinglong knife slashed out and forced the matchmaker back.
"This Nima, what's wrong with this world, the ghost head of Hades wants money, and this god-killing Guan Yu also needs money." Wang Erdai scolded secretly;
"Two bold demons, they don't retreat when they see this god." Guan Yu threatened;
"Withdraw Nima's head...... the male ghost scolded, pulled the chainsaw with both hands, and rushed towards Guan Yu, Guan Yu also waved the Qinglong Knife, and the battle came together.
"This Nima Texas chainsaw." Looking at the male ghost, Wang Erdai shouted;
"Baby, I'm here." After the matchmaker finished speaking, she also rushed towards him and slashed at the second generation of Wang.
"Baby Nima, it's useless to climb relatives, you have to beat you until your soul is gone." The second generation of the king screamed, wielding a knife in his right hand, and holding a gun in his left hand to fight with the matchmaker.
The second generation of the king is a mortal body, how can he beat the ghost matchmaker, if it weren't for the interference of the spear, the second generation of the king would have hung up.
Even so, the second generation of Wang was forced to retreat while fighting, and three bullets were used.
After a moment of fighting, Wang Erdai had been forced to retreat to the lobby.
The matchmaker is from high to bottom, slashing at the second generation of the king. Wang Erdai raised his knife to block, "Zheng ......", Wang Erdai was defeated, and with the strength of the matchmaker's knife, he rolled under a table, which he did on purpose, because there was his preparation under the table.
The matchmaker failed to win the second generation of the king with a knife, and raised the knife to enter again.
Seeing that the matchmaker was aggressive and pressed again, Wang Erdai did not panic, but put down the knife in his hand, took out a small sack from under the table, quickly untied the sack, and put his hand in.
The matchmaker slashed with a knife, the second generation of the king sprinkled upward, and the yellow talisman in the sky floated down, covering the matchmaker, and the ghost body of the matchmaker stopped moving for a while.
Seeing that the matchmaker was stopped by Huang Fu, Wang Erdai stepped forward and said proudly; "Ma, dead ghost, know the history of my exorcism talisman! I finally begged for this from the aunt on the next street, and it cost me hundreds! ”
Wang Erdai said proudly, while walking over and looking left and right around the matchmaker who was trapped in the air.
Suddenly, the yellow talisman covering the eyes of the matchmaker floated down, and the matchmaker stared fiercely at the second generation of Wang with a ghostly eye.
Wang Erdai was taken aback, and soon, he found that the matchmaker was only able to move his eyes, and the ghost body was still trapped, so he boldly stepped forward again and said sarcastically; "Look at Nima! See...... If you have the ability, you can move! You move! ……”
"Move your uncle, I'm going to hack you to death......" The matchmaker suddenly exploded and cut it down with a knife.
Wang Erdai's reaction was also extremely fast, and he shot over.
"Woo ......", the bullet just hit the machete, the matchmaker flew upside down, stepped on the wall, and then kicked hard, and the matchmaker used the power of this kick to cut again.
Wang Erdai watched the murderous matchmaker come again, and hurriedly took out a transparent water bag from under the table, he didn't hesitate, and threw the transparent water bag directly into the face of the matchmaker.
The water bag hit the matchmaker's face and rotted directly, the matchmaker was wet, and the forward rush stopped.
She took off the water bag on her face and sniffed it, asking suspiciously; "What is this? Shouting, rioting. ”
"It's a child's pee! Why are you okay? Wang Erdai asked in surprise;
"Ahh Yes! I'm in such pain! The matchmaker shouted with her hands over her face;
"Lie to you." After a while, the matchmaker returned to her original state and sarcastically; "I still pee on the boy, I don't know how many children are played with by the old lady to pee, just such a little urine, who are you scaring about? Take your life..."The matchmaker shouted, raising her knife and slashing at the second generation of Wang.
"Eat me with a wave of black dog blood." After Wang Erdai shouted, the matchmaker's face had been splashed with black dog blood, and her vision was blocked.
Wang Erdai didn't tease this time, he shot directly, and hit the matchmaker's eyebrows with one shot.
The matchmaker who was hit wailed in pain in mid-air, and then her head melted, and the matchmaker's entire ghost body also fell to the ground, turning into a puddle of black liquid.
The matchmaker was destroyed, and the male ghost outside roared angrily, which shocked all the living people trembling, and even the second generation of the king in the house was a burst of fear that permeated his whole body, but he did not flinch and rushed out directly.
The moment Wang Erdai rushed out, he was dumbfounded.
At this moment, Guan Yu's Qinglong knife was sawed in half by the male ghost's chainsaw, and Guan Yu was forced to retreat.
said to the second generation of Wang with a frightened face; "That, brother, I can't help it, you can do it yourself, it's too fierce, as for the money, I don't want it."
"No, it won't! Aren't you a god of killing? Wang Erdai asked;
"Yes, I'm a killing god, but that thing is not a god! He's a ghost," Guan Yu replied with a look of course;
"This ......" After saying that, Guan Yu disappeared, and only a small golden body returned to his hand again.
"You kill the matchmaker, I'm going to cut you into eight pieces." After the male ghost finished speaking, he raised the buzzing chainsaw and was about to saw it, but Wang Erdai directly threw the little golden body over, raised the pistol and fired the last two shots in a row.
After the second sound of "Woo Woo ......", the male ghost only had time to split the golden body that flew over, and was shot through the head by two bullets, and the two clearly visible blood holes flowed with black liquid, and a disguised human skin also disappeared, revealing the true image of the ghost.
A half-rotten skull, with a few stitch scars on its face, as if the skull had been sawn into several pieces and sewn on.
Looking at such a terrifying ghost elephant, Wang Erdai scolded lightly; "Isn't this Nima a Texas chainsaw?"
"You're looking for death." Chainsaw roared.
didn't wait for the second generation of Wang to figure out, why was the chainsaw ghost shot through the head by a sharpshooter and not destroyed? The Chainsaw Ghost has raised the chainsaw again and is about to rush over.
"Wait," Wang Erdai suddenly shouted; "Brother Chainsaw, you're not messing around in Texas, what are you doing here in our Mighty Hall."
"It's about you." After saying that, the chainsaw ghost continued to wave the buzzing chainsaw and rushed over.
"Hell! Texas Chainsaw Horror! Wang Erdai screamed and ran into the lobby and closed the door.
"Buzz......" The Chainsaw Ghost is waving a chainsaw and sawing the door.
Looking at the chainsaw saw door, Wang Erdai scolded secretly; "Jinnima, this is a shocking chainsaw. With ......" After Wang Erdai finished speaking, he took out Nojia and dialed Hades's phone.
This time, without waiting for the king of Hades to speak, the second generation of the king hurriedly said; "Grandpa Hades, help, Texas chainsaw horror is terrifying."
"I'm not free, I'm on vacation on Sanya Beach." Hades replied;
"Money, can't I give it? As long as you help me deal with that chainsaw right now. ”
"Haha...... Your kid is a good person, but this king is a clean official, so there is a reason not to save him when he dies. In that case, I'll call the judge right away and ask him to come to your aid. Hades hung up the phone.
"Nima's, pay off the official, I think you are an official who cleans people's property." Wang Erdai looked at the Nuo Jiya in his hand and scolded;
"Helping others is the foundation of happiness, don't praise me as a clean official." When the words stopped, I saw a person decorated by the Flying Tigers appear next to Wang Erdai.
Suddenly a man in black appeared, and the second generation of Wang was startled and retreated again and again. Tremblingly, he asked; "Who are you?"
"You kid, aren't you the rescuers you moved to Hades? I'm a judge! The judge lifted his hat.
Only then did the second generation recognize the judge, and asked as he approached; "Your Excellency, why are you pretending to be like this!"
"Isn't it the rescuer you moved? Of course, if there is danger, you have to be fully armed, you kid is still young, of course you don't understand. The judge explained;
The door of "Boom ......" was kicked away by the chainsaw ghost.
"Here we are." After the judge finished speaking, he quickly put on his hat and asked again; "That's him, it's very fierce, it costs 50,000 to solve him."
"Your Excellency, we are acquaintances, can we be less." Wang Erdai said in a consultative tone;
"Yes, you don't need money to solve it yourself." The judge said indifferently;
"How can this be? said that it is an acquaintance, of course, the money cannot be missing, 50,000 is 50,000. Wang Erdai said self-deprecatingly;
"That's pretty much it, you kid go farther away and watch me show off my magic and kill this chainsaw guy." As he spoke, the judge motioned for the second generation of Wang to step back.
Of course, the second generation of Wang had to stay away from the battlefield, he spent money, but he didn't want to be injured, so he stopped when he retreated to the wall, ready to watch the play, and see how these two ghosts showed their powers.
As a result, the next moment he was so shocked that he almost vomited blood.
I saw that the judge conjured a submachine gun and swept at the chainsaw ghost. The chainsaw and submachine gun are not the same level of weapons, I saw that the chainsaw in the hand of the chainsaw ghost was first shattered, and then the chainsaw ghost only had time to roar, "Ahh......h
When he was done, the judge blew into the muzzle of the gun, and said lightly; "Finish the day."
"Nima, that's how you're showing your powers, my fifty thousand! Can you pit it again? Wang Erdai scolded as he walked towards the judge;
"Little brother, that's not what you say, we have words first, and the money is brought." After speaking, the judge stretched out his hand and waited to collect the money.
"This ...... Well, this one. "The second generation of the king is divided.
"Destroy my men, take your life!"
The sound stopped, and the second generation of Wang and the judge only saw a mouse Taoist decorated by a monk standing at the door, so they hurriedly turned up their heels and rushed to a table, and the two of them put down the table together as if they had a tacit understanding, blocking the front.
Then a burst of machine-gun fire was heard, and the bullet hole stretched from where the two men had been standing to the table they had just overturned. If one person and one ghost were slow just now, it would have become a hornet's nest now.
"It's dangerous," said one man and one ghost at the same time;
"Aren't you a fellow talent?" Wang Erdai struck;
"Do you think my old submachine gun can beat his AK? I'm done, I'm going back, and I'll leave it to you here. The judge said ill-intentionedly;
"Your Excellency, you can't go! You're gone, and I'm sure I'll be swept into a hornet's nest. Wang Erdai grabbed the judge's arm and pleaded;
"I'm busy!" The judge pretended;
"I'll give you money, plus 50,000 yuan, can't you?" Wang Erdai said with a painful face;
"No, this guy wants 100,000, it's very fierce and troublesome." The judge said very seriously;
"Okay, 100,000 is 100,000." Wang Erdai agreed with a painful face.
"Boy, a decisive person like you will definitely have a future in the future, you wait here......"
A loud "......boom" came from the doorway.
Wang Erdai first lowered his head in reaction and plugged his ears with his hands.
After the loud noise, what did the second generation of Wang think? Suddenly raised his head and looked at the door, where there was still the shadow of a rat Taoist, and there was another pair of feet on the ground, and the whole body had disappeared.
Wang Erdai looked at the judge again in surprise, and then understood the reason. I saw that the judge was blowing gunpowder smoke into the mouth of a bazooka in his hand, and he was as leisurely as he could be, didn't he understand at the moment? The rat man must have been killed by the judge with a bazooka.
Thinking of this, Wang Erdai was instantly angry, and he couldn't help but scold anymore; "Uncle Ni, how afraid of trouble you are! 100,000 just raise your hand. Oh my little heart! After Wang Erdai finished speaking, he painfully pounded his chest with his hand on the position of his heart.
(End of chapter)