Chapter 31: Safari

Full of wine and food, this meal is a lively meal. A few of us cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks together, Officer Fang and Sun Dahai left, and Song Laodao and I rushed to take a bath.

Soaking in this bathtub is really comfortable, I finally understand what it means to enjoy, I used to take a cold shower in the mountains, but now it is good, directly into heaven, I can't help but sigh: "This happiness came too suddenly!" ”

After the two of them finished taking a bath, they washed all the dirty clothes on their bodies, and the two big men began to run around the room with their bare buttocks, and the most unsightly thing was that we actually sat face to face and began to discuss the experience of practicing, making it like practicing the Jade Maiden Heart Sutra, if this is seen by others, we will definitely have to scold us for being perverted and very perverted.

In the evening, Officer Fang came with a basket of vegetables, but fortunately our clothes were dry, otherwise we would not have been able to see anyone.

She also bought a mobile phone for one of us, and we repeatedly excused ourselves, and she saw that we didn't want it, so she said that she was a people's policeman, and she had the obligation and responsibility to supervise these two dangerous people, and if we went out to coax a little girl, it would be a flower that would harm the motherland, and she bought it for us in order to facilitate her supervision, so we must report our whereabouts to her at any time in the future, otherwise we will be directly detained.

Of course, this is her joke, but we can't refuse, so we can only quickly say that please supervise, welcome supervision, supervision at any time.

After a while, the aunt didn't know which tendon was throttled, and she clamored that she had to see the little ghost and the old thing, and that she had been patronizing and fighting last time, and she didn't have time to look at the two great gods, and no one could see it at night, so let's find a way to get them back.

In the end, Song Laodao reluctantly went downstairs, and said before going out: "Okay, Poor Dao should create opportunities for you, and I won't be a light bulb here." ”

Officer Fang's face turned red and he went straight into the kitchen.

I was about to give her a hand, but as soon as I entered the kitchen, I was blasted out and told me to stay and not make a mess of her.

Hey! I was so kind to help her, how did it become a mess, I could only be speechless, and then I pressed the remote control boringly.

To be honest, Officer Fang is really beautiful, even when cooking.

I stood at the kitchen door and watched her cook when I was bored, this big beauty was wearing a tight pink T-shirt today, a pair of light blue jeans, and a pair of white sneakers, looking extremely youthful and beautiful.

One meter seven tall, two straight long legs, between a flash, the S-shaped aesthetic curve is undoubtedly revealed, I dare to say, the average model is far worse than her, I can't help but think about it, my eyes are straight, and there is a drop of saliva hanging on the corner of my mouth, I don't need to look in the mirror to know how obscene I am at this time.

was so stunned, she actually saw it, she directly grabbed the freshly cut half of the cucumber and smashed it at me, and scolded in her mouth: "Stinky rascal, look at your eyes again." ”

I quickly ran back to my bedroom.

After the meal was ready, Song Laodao hadn't come back yet, I looked at the dishes on the table and screamed several times in my stomach, so I secretly put a chopstick dish in my mouth, but she scolded me for not making a profit.

More than ten minutes have passed, and I haven't seen him come back, I am really hungry, so I am ready to eat some more secretly, but I was just about to take the chopsticks, and I was seen by Fang Da Meinu, and glared at me directly, I was frightened and quickly took back the hand that was originally stretched out.

Who knew that this big beauty held her chin in her hand, and looked at me directly with his bright and deep eyes, and my heart was hairy when I saw it, and my back was about to break out in a cold sweat.

After she watched it for a long time, she laughed out loud, and then said, "I didn't pay attention to it before, but if you look at it carefully today, it turns out that you are still a handsome guy!" ”

I was puzzled by her inexplicable words, and the monk of Zhanger was confused, and I didn't know if she was praising me or hurting me at this time!

But I'm good-looking, and even the green-faced woman in the four ghosts said that I was handsome, so I straightened up and said:

"Of course, it's a well-known thing that I'm handsome, do you need to say this, I think back then, when I was in high school, I was the school grass of our school, I don't know how many girls are revolving around me every day, and people line up to give me food every day, but who am I, I'm determined to be strong, back then I didn't listen to things outside the window, and I only read sage books, I was in the middle of thousands of flowers, and I didn't leave any mercy, and I still maintain my innocence!"

Listening to my nonsense, Officer Fang laughed even happier, it was simply a laugh that fascinated the dead, the second laughed the dead ghost, and the third laughed fascinated the immortal

However, I didn't expect this woman's face to change as soon as she said it, and she was still smiling in the last second, but at this moment she suddenly stopped laughing, and a pair of angry eyes stared at me and said:

"Say you're fat, you'll gasp, give a little sunshine and it will be brilliant, why are you so shameless, there are still people to feed you, and what are the thousands of flowers, don't leave a little mercy, I think you are a little hooked up with a little girl, you dare to say that you still maintain your innocence, I think you have to be innocent."

As soon as my hand trembled, the chopsticks fell to the ground, I quickly shouted that I was wronged, how did this woman say that she would turn her face, she was as scary as a tigress, and if anyone married her in the future, life would be really difficult......

I was just thinking about this, when suddenly a big black shadow appeared on the window, and the special combat officer ran directly into my arms.

I was scared when I saw it, but then I saw it clearly, oh! It turned out to be the ugly old thing, I quickly let go of Officer Fang, who was hiding in the gentle township, walked to the window and opened the window, the old thing's wings jumped in as soon as he retracted it, and Officer Fang was looking at it with straight eyes.

When the old thing saw me, he barked at me, and then rubbed his head on my face as a sign of affection.

I haven't made out enough yet, but this old thing saw the big beauty Fang behind me, and it actually bypassed me directly, looking at Officer Fang with both eyes squinting into a slit, and saliva flowed all over the ground.

I'll go! It's clearly a hue! I couldn't help but scold: "You old monster, do you also like to see beautiful women?" Why are you so lustful, look at your little breath, your saliva is flowing all over the ground, don't you know how reserved you are? Do you also want to marry a daughter-in-law? ”

As soon as I finished speaking, I saw that the old thing's head was like a chicken pecking rice, and he quacked twice, as if to say, "Marry a daughter-in-law, marry a daughter-in-law, I want to marry a daughter-in-law." ”

Hey! It turns out that this old guy is thinking about spring!

At this time, Officer Fang looked at the old thing, and naturally there was no fear just now, and when she heard what I said just now, she touched the old thing's head and said, "Didn't you learn from you, a pervert, there is really a father and a son!" ”

Hey! What is this, why am I so colored, don't I just look at her twice? What's the matter, it's not enough for people to look so beautiful, besides, this old thing has to be ninety years old if he doesn't live to be a hundred years old, how can he become my son! It can be my grandfather, what is the reason, I was speechless for a while......

As soon as the door opened, Song Laodao came in with a little ghost head in his arms, followed by a big fat dog, I strangled it, this dog is too ugly, the mouth is short, bald and wrinkled, the big tongue is constantly licking its bald nose back and forth, the two eyes are black and shiny, and the whole body is so good.

I asked Song Laodao and said, "Let you take them back, why did you bring back such an ugly big fat dog." ”

Hey! The big fat dog seemed to think that I was ugly, and barked at me twice with two black eyes, but it was cute to look at.

Song Lao Dao hurriedly explained: "What is I going to bring it back, it is the little ghost and the old thing who have to let me bring it back, otherwise they will not come back, I have no choice but to bring it back, this big fat dog is their new friend." ”

I turned my head to look at the old thing, and took the little imp from his arms, and the two guys yelled at me, well, since they're their friends, let's stay.

Officer Fang is like entering the zoo, looking at this for a while, touching that for a while, and giving the big fat dog a princess hug from time to time, I was envious when I saw it, and almost said: "I want to hug too, I want to be warm!" ”

After a lot of excitement, the three of us started eating.

During the meal, Officer Fang said that the dog's name was Shar Pei, saying that Shar Pei was very valuable like this, and I don't know whose family lost it, but how could it run up the mountain and mix with the two of them, and then said that this strange thing is very common every day, and if this is discovered by the media, it is estimated that we will soon become famous.

Next, she also said that we should go with him to the office of the Zongmi Bureau in the third district of Mengjin, Shanxi tomorrow, and said that the big leader wanted to meet us, saying that he wanted to thank us for helping to encircle and suppress the four ghosts of yin and yang last time, and also said that he would give us a bonus.

Song Laodao and I were naturally happy when we heard it, how good it is that someone gives money, although neither of us is a person who loves money, but we are currently penniless, and we can't just rely on Officer Fang and Sun Dahai's help, that's too cowardly, it's too cowardly, it's not good to say it's good, and it's hard to say a penny of money.

After eating, I became a dishwasher, and Song Laodao was forced by Officer Fang to bathe the three guys. ”

As a result, Officer Fang heard it, and he hurriedly ran into the bathroom in fright.

Officer Fang went out happily.

It was not an easy task to bathe these three guys, Song Laodao took a lot of effort to get it, and when he was tired, he just put a big word and lay on the ground.

The three guys, like their own brothers, ran directly to the living room after taking a shower, and actually squatted in a row and watched TV.

Hi! What kind of world is this, wow, is there any heavenly reason, this is simply going against the rhythm of the sky, wow, watching this good end of a home actually become a safari park, I can only be speechless.

In the evening, Song Lao Dao and I both practiced separately, so I naturally continued to practice the Dao Qi Returning Yuan Method taught by Master Song Lao Dao, which can guide me to cultivate the mixed Yuan Qi in my body.

After a set of Qi decisions, all the limbs and veins are smooth.

I glanced at Song Laodao's door, it was closed, and I didn't know what this guy was cultivating recently, maybe he was cultivating the method of the girl