The audience waited quietly, waiting for the performance on a cold and rainy night.

Lin Fan was searching for things, and he was also waiting, wondering if this guy had a way to face GAY.

Leng Yuye also spoke at this time: "Ahem, you can try it, but I don't dare to guarantee it." ”

Lin Fan: "Come on, don't ink, please start your performance." ”

As he ran on a cold rainy night, he chattered and shouted in English.

"Hiding from the shadowy guys, I'd love to ask you, are you a man?"

"I know you're gay, and I'm not discriminating, I just want to say that your husband cheated."

"I know you don't believe it, but think back to your husband, whether he wears a watch in his right hand, and often looks at his watch, and wears a suit and tie."

"Do you often come back and sleep, and rarely do that kind of thing with you."

"And not only do you not do it, but you also make excuses, and sometimes you come back late at night?"

Omit.........

Listening to the loud shouts on a cold rainy night, Lin Fan touched his head a little confused, feeling that something seemed to be wrong.

He is like this, and the audience who understands English is about the same, so I feel that these words seem familiar!

"I don't feel so familiar........."

"I think something is wrong, but there is something wrong there, I can't remember."

"Yes, I feel that way too."

As for those who can't understand English, they are all itching in their hearts, and they want to know what this guy said on a cold rainy night.

"Translate it quickly if you know English."

"Brother who can speak English, translate it."

"I don't understand, the thief is uncomfortable, who will translate it for me?"

"I'm sorry, I can't translate, this force is too fast, and I can't keep up with his speed of typing."

At this time, Leng Yuye was still speaking, and the speed of speech did not slow down at all, as if he could say five sentences a second, and the words were very clear.

"You're so pitiful, and it's not ordinary pitiful, your husband cheated and didn't know it, and you still play games here."

"If I'm right, your husband is talking to me and other men right now."

Omit again.........

Suddenly, there was a loud shout.

"Fuck you, shut up for me."

With this voice, Leng Yuye's eyes lit up: "Tut-tut, I won't shut up, what can you do to me." ”

"The big stupid elephant can dance, that hemp boy will go up the tree, and your husband is cheating."

Suddenly, the voice started again.

"Can you please shut up, my husband and I are playing games together! Isn't it possible that no one has told you that you should not speak if your voice is ugly? ”

This sentence made No. 3 and No. 4 instantly happy.

Lin Fan was also like this, and was amused: "Hahahaha." ”

The audience was slapping the table and laughing, not for any reason, but because of the ugly sound.

"Woo woo, someone finally said this to Leng Yuye, in fact, I wanted to say it a long time ago."

"His words actually don't feel big, and the atmosphere is not so bad as to make people impatient, the key is that the voice is ugly."

"Yes, yes, the most important thing is the sound, and it sprays five times a second, and the feeling of bleeding in the ears is all over the place."

"Hahaha, it's really funny to me, don't want it."

And Leng Yuye was embarrassed, but he could see that the other party couldn't help it, and chattered again.

"I won't shut up, you were the one who bit me."

"Shut up, that's non-existent."

"Shut up, I'm not a man."

"It's you, you have the ability to beat me!"

"By the way, I want to know if you guys can't out of that."

"I don't think I can pull it out."

"But it's not right to think about it, I heard that it won't hurt if you have more times, just like a girl."

"Speed, speed, talk about the situation."

"I've seen a little longer."

It has been non-stop, that is, it is saying that the slow poison circle is coming.

At this time, the voice rang out again, and a man with a gun jumped out.

"Shut the fuck up, it's noisy."

Dada

That position happened to be Lin Fan's dead end, and he couldn't see that position, and No. 3 and No. 4, the speed of the cold and rainy night was not slow, and the moment the person came out, he instantly shot backhand.

Three people besieged one person, and the result was obvious, the other party fell directly to the ground, and he was still taken by the cold rainy night.

After the next four people licked the bag, it happened to be another three-wheeled motorcycle and a two-wheeled motorcycle, and the four of them drove away directly.

On the way to the next destination, Lin Fan touched his chin, remembered the scene just now, and asked the audience

"Brothers, I want to ask you one thing, the score in the Asian server, when it comes to the European server, then it doesn't count as a score, right? And when matching, if your score in the European server is not high, then you are also matched with a player with no score or a low score, right? ”

The audience is confused about this question, and they really haven't studied this problem, after all, who is blind to a few eggs and studies this thing.

"The chicken game matches teammates according to the score, it should be like this!"

"According to this, the score in the Asian server is too high, let's go to other servers, then we will meet a new one?"

"According to the rules of the game, players will be matched with players who have about the same score as themselves."

Barrage, Lin Fan then nodded: "If it's a low score, that's right, I didn't knock down the cold rainy night." ”

This made Leng Yuye very unconvinced: "Xiaofan, I'm a professional player, what do you mean by this?" And I have more than 2,000 points in the Asian server. ”

Lin Fan pouted: "It's true that you are a professional player, but you don't have a professional level, as for the more than 2,000 points, the marksmanship of more than 2,000 points in the Asian server is quite different from the more than 2,000 points in the North American and European servers." ”

Originally, the opening words made many people laugh, but the latter ones made people very unhappy, which said that our Chinese people were more powerful than each other, and they tapped the keyboard one after another.

"Brother Fan, you are not satisfied with what you say."

"Fuck, I'm not convinced, we're better than Europeans."

"Fuck, labor-management China NO1."

"No. 1 in China."

Even the cold and rainy night is the same, and it is also very unhappy: "Xiaofan, I don't like to hear this, we are the first in China." ”

Barrage, as well as the cold rainy night, Lin Fan smiled helplessly, sighed and said: "Hey, I really didn't withdraw from you, I'm talking about marksmanship, whether you understand marksmanship or not, not about the strength of PUBG, and PUBG doesn't just rely on marksmanship." ”

"Besides! It is not wrong that Chinese marksmanship is the first, in my time, I dare to recognize the second, and no one has ever dared to recognize the first. ”

Everyone can tell that he is pretending to be forced, but they all know that it is the truth, but it still makes people feel that this explanation is not enough.

"Let's explain the previous one first, don't divert the topic, what did you mean by what you said before."

"Tell me about the previous one, what did you mean by the previous words?"

"Although you are talking about marksmanship, I am not convinced by marksmanship."