Chapter 38: B-Word Draw
At this time, Xiao Xia's gentle voice sounded: "It's really fun, I only jumped the plane thirty-eight times today!" Much better than usual! ”
Much better than usual!
Listening to this sentence in the ears of the audience, their eyes widened, this is actually less, accurate one and a half hours, thirty-eight times, thirty-eight minutes for the quality square, and about half a minute for parachuting
Carefully calculate the time, and all of them are numb!
"High-energy warning ahead!"
"I'm me, I'm kneeling for her, it's so much better than usual!"
"I'd love to know how many times I usually break a world record, right?"
"I'm a dog."
"The upstairs brother has a good taste! I happen to have one in my house that needs to be mated! ”
"This~ good, let's see if it's a human or a dog!"
"What should I do if I give birth to a girl?"
"Give birth to a human dog head or a dog human head! If there was only this one on the island, which one would you choose? ”
"I drove~"
"I picked a dog's head, it's a big deal to post a photo, and I can't see my face at that time!"
"Brother! You! ”
“22333”
Even Lin Fan never expected it to be like this, the first one originally thought that he would not see the eighteen changes of the female college in six years, but ...... I found out that I was wrong, I was wrong from beginning to end, but in fact, the other party has not changed at all. She is still the same as she used to be, and she is still so pitted!
Lin Fan drank saliva and asked in surprise: "You said that you are too little this time, so how many times do you usually jump the parachute!" How many times do you get on the plane? ”
Xiao Xia replied slowly: "Not much!" Sixty times in two hours! Now a half and I have only thirty-eight times, very little. ”
This sentence directly caused Lin Fan to cough!
Ahem, ahem, ahem!
Xiao Xia asked with concern, "What's wrong with you?" I guess it's cold enough to catch a cold! ”
"Nothing! But how can you get on the plane so many times in two hours, and it will take a minute for the quality square! Lin Fan took a sip of water, felt much more comfortable and responded quickly, how could it not be said that you were shocked, causing you to choke on drinking water?
Xiao Xia responded normally: "Isn't that normal?" There is zero delay on my computer, and it only takes one second to return to the hall, and it is only three seconds to start, and half a minute to parachute! And then ~"
Two hours and sixty times, especially the last sentence, the audience can also hear the time calculation!
"One minute to get on the plane, and one minute to parachute and reconnect, right?"
"This technology, I mean I can't do it!"
"Xiao Xia can already apply for Guinness World Records!"
"I feel the same way! PUBG is the first person to get on a plane in two hours. ”
"+1 for Sympathy"
"6666 cattle batch, cattle batch."
Xiao Xia sighed and said, "I have to get down, I have to work later, bye!" ”
Lin Fan said enthusiastically: "Let's go." Work hard, let's play another day, pay attention to rest. ”
But his enthusiasm seems to have been seen through?
Xiao Xia: "What do you mean by that?" As if I'm not playing you are happy! ”
The eyes of a group of spectators lit up, it seemed that this time it was different!
"Brother Fan means you're too pitiful, beat him!"
"Xiao Xia, Brother Fan is disgusting you!"
"He's disgusted with you!"
Lin Fan looked at the coaxing one by one, and said angrily: "Go and go, what are you yelling about?" ”
After finishing speaking, he sincerely opened his mouth and continued: "Xiao Xia, how can I be happy! I mean, work matters, let's play again next time, and we had a really good time today. ”
Puff puff.
A group of people laughed when they looked at Lin Fan's cowardice.
Xiao Xia said: "Count you as acquaintances, I'm down, that's it, bye!" ”
Immediately, the game interface left Lin Fan as a character inside.
Wait two minutes!
Lin Fan slammed the table and shouted, "Great, do you know? For an hour and a half, how aggrieved I was, I hung up without a gun when I landed, or she died, and I thundered myself, and I didn't experience the game well for an hour and a half! The water of West Lake, my tears! ”
Puff puff puff!
A group of people can imagine what he looks like!
However, at this moment, a wave of crazy tips hit!
Xiao Xia gave the anchor 20 guardian goddesses.
Xiao Xia: "So uncomfortable? ”
shocked everyone at once, this Nima wave is so fierce, twenty, but close to 30,000 yuan, 1314 soft sister coins one!
"What a tyrant! Xiao Xia begged for support, I will warm the bed! ”
"If you have money, it's almost 30,000 yuan at once, and you want to be supported!"
"Feed me! Just give me 20,000 a month! ”
"This is the real local tyrant~"
Lin Fan was also shocked, he didn't expect her to be so fierce, and directly rewarded tens of thousands of yuan, and most importantly, he didn't expect that the other party hadn't left yet!
There is no one who can't get along with money these days, so I just coaxed it and hurriedly said it!
"There is a problem with your headphones, I just said, you are playing too well, I admire you like the water of the Yellow River, out of control!"
Xiao Xia: "Hmph, that's pretty much it. ”
A group of viewers despised Lin Fan fiercely, and they were so cowardly, what a shame!
"Brother Fan, how can you be so embarrassed and conspicuous, without any self-esteem! I just want to say silently, Xiaoxia, do you lack a warm bed? It can also warm your heart. ”
"Anchor, you disappointed me so much, are you still a man, in view of this situation, I just want to say, Xiao Xia, do you still lack a pendant on your thigh?"
"Brother Fan, you are so ashamed, how can you face a girl's cowardice, I just want to say: Xiao Xia, are you short of a twisted bag?"
"66666 is shameless!"
"Isn't that a fool who can't get along with money?"
"A flock of beasts!"
“2223333”
Xiao Xia left, Lin Fan started the next game, this time it was a single row, and he had a bunch of grievances in his heart that he needed to vent well, otherwise he suspected that he would be suffocated!
Desert map, jump directly to the city of death, jump to the top of the building!
1Kill
2Kill
3Kill
4Kill
As soon as you jump down and get the gun, you can directly kill all the people on the third floor!
Then pick up the pan under your feet and start searching for things!
Da-da-da-da
"Crackling!"
The gunshot rang out, and it was Lin Fan who was hit, but he was just carrying his back, and the position of the other party was a problem, so the pan directly blocked the bullet!
Lin Fan quickly retreated! And I also saw where people were, just downstairs opposite! Hiding in the wall, switching pans to look at it, he sighed: "The artifact is worthy of being an artifact, and there is no trace left!" ”
The barrage is a bunch of 66666, and I know that if it weren't for the pan, then Lin Fan would definitely hang up!
At this time, the sound of the grenade rang out, after all, it was close after all, although there were gunshots mixed together, but it did not affect Lin Fan's discrimination, and at a glance, he found that a thing flew over!
Lin Fan knew that he couldn't avoid this situation, so he looked at the pan in his hand and shouted: "you, watch the labor-management B-word draw ball!" ”
"Peng" sounded, and the grenade could be seen flying out
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