861 Late at night
Zhang Lin's little hands were so warm, I felt like I had drunk a fine wine and was intoxicated.
When I came to my senses, Zhang Lin and Mrs. Mei had already escorted a group of wild ghosts away, and they couldn't see their backs.
I returned to the West Cross Courtyard with my gifts and put them in my room.
Alas, this room, which was originally mine, is now forcibly occupied by Zhang Lin, how to say it, let's put it here first, put it in the East Cross Courtyard, the old turtle spirit is curious, and these gift boxes must be opened.
After putting away the gifts, I went to the East Cross Courtyard again.
Xu Laosan and Lao Turtle Jing's drinking game is finally over, and the two of them are bragging across the table.
One said that he was in the old turtle pond back then, how domineering he was.
One said that he was in the Guandi Temple, how respected.
Seeing that the two of them were blowing spittle, I walked over and said okay, okay, don't blow it, Brother Turtle clean up the table, Third Grandpa, you go to the backyard with me to deal with things.
"Why should I clean up the table?" The old turtle flicked its hunchback, and was not happy.
I moved out of Zhang Lin at that time, pointed to the old turtle spirit and said, "Just by what my little aunt said, if you don't clean up the table tonight, she will take your soul to the underworld when you turn around." ”
"Why did she take my soul to the underworld!" The old turtle is still not convinced.
"Lao Wang Ba, my daughter is now a genuine ghost, you are a spirit, you don't leave in the Guandi Temple, of course she has the right to detain your soul, I forgot to tell you, her ghost is still the help of Master Guan, and it is her duty to maintain the purity of the Guandi Temple."
As soon as Xu Laosan said this, the old turtle spirit didn't dare not clean it up.
Seeing that the old turtle was cleaning up the table, I took Xu Laosan to the backyard and told Zhang Lin what he said when he left.
Xu Laosan didn't hesitate for a moment, for him, his daughter's words were holy decrees.
This time, he didn't care about the death or life of those passing wild ghosts, and directly extinguished the incense in the incense burner in the backyard, and also blocked the hole in the back wall.
Then he and I tidied up the back wall of the backyard again, and then returned to the east courtyard.
The old turtle spirit was not as sober as Xu Laosan, and when he cleaned up the table, he also broke several plates and bowls.
He was inevitably reprimanded by Xu Laosan, but he didn't dare to talk back.
I helped the old turtle spirit clean up, and when Xu Laosan went to the thatched house, the old turtle spirit came to me and asked: "That female ghost is really helped by Master Guan?" ”
The old turtle spirit is not afraid of the female ghost, but he is afraid of the female ghost who is helped by Master Guan.
He can't use his mana now, and it will take a few days to heal, so staying in the Guandi Temple is his best choice.
He was afraid that if Master Guan got angry, he really let Zhang Lin detain his soul.
I nodded, and said that this is indeed true, my little aunt, it was really helped by Master Guan, think about it, my third grandfather, can he have such a great ability to turn a female ghost who has returned to his soul into a ghost?
The old turtle spirit said that he definitely didn't.
I said that it would be over, it was the help of Master Guan.
My words frightened the old turtle's neck shrunk, and he almost showed his original shape, and he was so serious when he brushed the bowl, lest Zhang Lin come back to check whether the dishes and chopsticks were clean.
Seeing the appearance of the old turtle spirit, I said in my heart that this is okay, from now on, this old turtle will be the king with his tail between his tail in the Guandi Temple, and he will no longer dare to make waves and call Xu Laosan.
After cleaning up, the old turtle Jing actually filled the bathroom bucket with water, and handed a towel to Xu Laosan.
"Third master, I've put the bath water away, you take a bath first."
The old turtle is respectful like a slave, and he doesn't work so hard to serve the master.
Xu Laosan snorted, took the towel, and swaggered to take a bath.
Xu Laosan also knew that the old turtle was afraid of Zhang Lin, and at this time, he was extremely proud of having such a girl for the first time.
When Xu Laosan was taking a bath, the old turtle spirit stood next to the wooden barrel, rubbing the bath towel and handing over the soap for a while.
"I said you can't rub my back! How about being human...... Ahem, to be a king, you can't be lazy, right, we don't raise idlers in Guandi Temple! "Xu Laosan still has to inch in.
The old turtle spirit immediately rubbed Xu Laosan's back.
Looking at his busy hunchback, there is a lot of sweat, it's really hard!
I said to Xu Laosan, third grandfather, take it easy, don't make him bad, when my master comes, he will tell Yuan Feifei about it, and you won't be able to eat and leave.
Listening to my words, Xu Laosan was stunned.
The old turtle spirit threw down the bath towel and said yes, how did I forget this stubble, San'er, I can tell you, your daughter dares to bully me, but if you leave me a breath, I will tell the old man, you will fall in love with a goblin without his consent!
"Old Wang Ba, you dare to step on a horse! If you dare to say it, I will dare to kill you! When the time comes, the soul will let my daughter take it away, and I see how you tell the old fool! ”
After Xu Laosan finished speaking, he slapped hard, and the water splashed.
"Damn, do you still want to kill people? Anyway, it's dead horizontally and vertically, I'll call the old man now! ”
After the old turtle finished speaking, he was about to take out his mobile phone.
Xu Laosan smiled and said Old turtle, I'm not joking with you, you rub my back, I won't treat you badly, and when you wash it, I'll also rub your back.
The old turtle still knows how to accept it when it is good, so he says yes, anyway, from today onwards, we will still get along as equals, and no one is allowed to bully anyone.
Seeing that they both had stopped, I went back to the West Cross Courtyard.
I wanted to sleep in that bed, but when I lifted the futon, I could smell the fragrance left by Zhang Lin.
I was still on the chair at the head of the bed, and I saw the new clothes that Zhang Lin was about to change into, and under the new clothes, there were still small clothes, and when I saw it, I immediately blushed.
Forget it, it's better to leave this big bed to Zhang Lin.
I thought about it, when I slept in the Nine Dragons Black Coffin, the corpse qi and thunder fire in my body did not have an undercurrent surging open and secret fighting, and I felt that sleeping in the Nine Dragons Black Coffin was not bad, so I took a shower and entered the coffin in my pajamas.
When I woke up in the black coffin in Kowloon, I felt like I was holding my pee, so I lifted the lid of the coffin and ran to the bathroom.
The toilet and bathroom here are separated, and the bathroom was very good and clean when Tian Tian renovated the Guandi Temple.
I rushed into the bathroom, not even remembering how the lights were on.
When I opened the door, I saw Zhang Lin sitting on the toilet.
Zhang Lin originally looked tired, but after seeing me, her face was full of anger.
"Stinky boy, you said about Chenghuang before, you helped me, I just had a good impression of you, and you actually came to eat my tofu again! I'll kill you! ”
Zhang Lin was so angry at the time, the thin fish scale chain was still in her hand.
She picked up the chain and came to whip me, but when I dodged, I didn't draw me, but I pulled the glass mirror in the bathroom, and the mirror fell off the wall and shattered to the ground with a bang.
Zhang Lin saw that I was dodging, so she stood up at that time and wanted to continue pumping me.
But she was so angry that she forgot what she had just done, and this time she stood up, which was a feast for my eyes.
I kindly reminded her and raised my finger.
Zhang Lin sat down on the toilet again, then threw down the chain to cover her face, and broke out into a scream.
"Ah!!!!h
I was almost scared to death, and if it hadn't been clamped, I would have been wetting my pants.
I turned around and ran, and I was in the corner.
Xu Laosan and Lao Turtle Jing heard the movement and immediately rushed over.
At that time, I was lifting my pants, and when they saw it, the old turtle spirit pointed at me and said to Xu Laosan: "Look, I'll just say, it must be this kid who bullied the female ghost, you see, his pants haven't been lifted yet!" ”
Xu Laosan roared angrily, took out the hand behind his back, and held a bright kitchen knife in his hand.
"Huangshan, how did I tell you, that's your little aunt, you are not allowed to blaspheme her, you actually did this kind of thing, it really makes me ashamed to say it, I will castrate you!"
Seeing that Xu Laosan was about to pounce, I hurriedly pointed to the corner of the wall, where there was a puddle of water.
"You two are excited, I just woke up with nocturnal urine, I just got up to pee, what are you talking about, I didn't do anything!"
Hearing me say this, Xu Laosan hesitated, saying no, I obviously heard your little aunt's scream just now.
"Really? Why didn't I hear that? She screamed and I bullied her? I'm trapped by corpse qi now, and it's difficult to show my true body, how can I have the ability to bully her, she doesn't bully me, I'm thankful! ”
After I finished speaking, I pretended to be innocent.
Now the old turtle thought that I was wrong, and immediately stopped talking.
Xu Laosan also hesitated, said yes? I'll ask your little aunt to go.
After Xu Laosan finished speaking, he shouted at Zhang Lin at the top of his voice.
But Zhang Lin was in the bathroom, and there were three big men outside, and she was embarrassed to come out.