"Alas......"

I sighed helplessly, and was about to walk out, when suddenly there was a dense sound of footsteps in the hallway.

"It's over!" I chuckled in my heart, if this Nima was caught in class in the women's bathroom, I wouldn't be able to tell even if I had ten mouths!

I'm as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, and now I'm blocked in the women's bathroom, and I can't run!

Boom!

At this moment, the toilet door was kicked open, and Lao Wang rushed in with a chair leg, and when he saw that it was me, Lao Wang was stunned on the spot: "Fengzi, why are you here?" ”

When I saw that it was Lao Wang, I was overjoyed and hurriedly said, "Lao Wang, I was saving the world just now." ”

As soon as the words fell, a large group of people ran to the door, men and women, all school teachers, more than a dozen.

When those teachers saw me, they were all stunned, and the faces of several female teachers immediately collapsed, and the male teachers also had gloomy faces.

When I saw their faces, I gritted my teeth and didn't care, just be ashamed, it's better than being beaten anyway.

Thinking about it, I pretended to stumble and fell to the ground: "Teacher Wang, it's good that you came in time, otherwise, otherwise I would ...... Woowoo...... I'm not alive anymore......"

Rumble!

Before the words fell, the dozen or so teachers at the door all exclaimed, and they all looked at me with bewildered faces.

They're not stupid, I've got it all to say, they should understand it.

"Classmate, were you insulted by a female classmate?" A female teacher asked suspiciously.

"That's not it, that's what I just called!" I sobbed a few times, trying to make myself miserable, if I missed the stuffing, I would have to be beaten to death by these dozen teachers, and by the way, I would be called a pervert.

"By the way, it was indeed a man who was screaming just now." A male teacher reacted.

I raised my eyes and glanced at them, well, buddy's acting skills are still very good, at least I fooled these teachers, it seems that after graduation, buddy can still go to the entertainment industry to mix, what if he can get an actor?

At this time, Lao Wang also reacted, after all, he knew my background, and I also told him the "code" just now.

Lao Wang walked up to me and squatted down, winked at me, and then cooperated with me to act, holding me in his arms: "Child, I'm sorry for you, it's the teacher's fault." ”

"Woo woo woo ......" I hurriedly cried twice and roared in a tone of doubt about life: "Teacher Wang, is a handsome man destined to be so miserable?" ”

When I said this, I clearly felt Lao Wang's body tremble for a moment, and then I heard him whisper in my ear: "Fengzi, why do you want to be shameless?" ”

"Damn, I'm already handsome, right? Help me act. I muttered to Lao Wang, and then opened my mouth to cry, trying my best to make myself look like an innocent little handsome guy who had just escaped from the hands of a female pervert.

I was crying, Lao Wang suddenly hugged me tightly and said: "No way, Fengzi, handsome guys like you and me are destined not to be bland, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay." ”

I wasn't calm on the spot, I just said that I was shameless, and in a blink of an eye, why did Lao Wang start to be shameless?

"Our school has a female pervert who poisons teenagers, and it must be dealt with seriously!" Suddenly, a female teacher said indignantly.

"Yes, things like this must be dealt with seriously, and each class should go back and tell the students in their own class."

"Don't worry, kid, we will definitely find out."

……

A group of teachers immediately started to discuss, and when Lao Wang saw that the acting was successful, he turned his head and said to a group of teachers: "Everyone, this kid has suffered a lot of psychological blows, I'll take him back to my office to appease him first, and you can handle the rest of the things." ”

"Don't worry, Mr. Wang." A group of teachers nodded earnestly.

Then I was helped out of the women's toilet by Lao Wang in crying, and walked towards his office, I whispered a smile and said to Lao Wang: "Lao Wang, it seems that our acting skills are very 666." ”

"Less, what the hell just happened?" Lao Wang asked me in a low voice.

"Dead black fat pit me." I gritted my teeth, I will definitely beat the king with a sledgehammer when I go back, I have to thank my buddy for his wit today, otherwise I will really be given the Fa by Bai Ling'er.

"Damn, dead black and fat, play blindly a few times a day, go back and beat him." Lao Wang scolded.

It's just that we haven't gone far before we heard a female teacher's voice behind us: "Alas, that female pervert is really heavy, and she doesn't even let go of the one who looks like Pan Changjiang." ”

Depend on!

I blew up on the spot, if it weren't for Lao Wang pressing me, I would have to go back and reason with the female teacher, Yaya's legs, where is Lao Tzu like Pan Changjiang?

I followed Lao Wang to his office, so I had to play a full set of acts, didn't I?

After spending more than ten minutes in Wang's office, I followed Wang back to the classroom, and as soon as I entered the classroom, the students exploded.

"Fuck, Fengzi, I heard that you were almost given by a female pervert in the women's toilet just now, what?"

"Stimulating, my brother, if it were to replace me, I would definitely lie down on the ground and let the female pervert ravage."

"I can't see it, Chen Feng, there are women who like your taste."

……

I heard a pain in the eggs, and I didn't bother to pay attention to this group of animals, so I returned to my seat stupidly, and as soon as I sat down, Wang Dazhui swooped in front of me: "Fengzi, you shouldn't really be given that by that female monster, right?" ”

"Fuck off!" I picked up my fist and smashed it on Wang Dazhu's eyes, and the kid screamed "ah", and he lay on the table and cried: "Groove Nima Fengzi, Lao Tzu helps you pick up girls, you beat me?" ”

"You're cheating on me!" My angry teeth itched, this turtle son still dared to mention it, he knew that Bai Ling'er was a monster, and he sent me to Bai Ling'er's hands, and I didn't take such a pit!

Because it was class time, the students made a fuss for a while, and then they quieted down, but they looked at me strangely throughout the class.

I don't bother to care, this thing is like this, and I can't suppress it, who let Lao Tzu decline?

Wang Dazhui was punched by me, and he looked at me with a panda eye for the whole class, as if I had done something to him, if it weren't for the sake of the class, I would have to beat him again.

I finally insisted on the end of school, and as soon as I got out of class, Lao Wang walked in, looked at me with a strange smile, and then announced loudly: "Ladies and gentlemen, due to the recent infestation of female perverts in the school, so after the school has decided to study and decide, I hope that in the near future, male students can go to the toilet together, otherwise ......"

"Otherwise, it will be like the wind." An animal excitedly added a sentence, and the class burst into laughter.

I slapped it on the head, buddy is famous again!

But Lao Tzu's fame is too weird, right? Last time, it was because Wang sledgehammer pit me forced the old sow, and this time I became an innocent young man who was destroyed by female perversion, is there any way to live this day?

I didn't have the heart to stay in school anymore, so I asked Lao Wang for an afternoon off, Lao Wang agreed without thinking about it, and when I left, he also smiled and said: "Fengzi, go home and watch more cartoons, adjust your body and mind, don't cause a psychological shadow." ”

"Groove!" I scolded painfully, Lao Wang's words were definitely intentional!

I went all the way down the teaching building with all kinds of strange eyes and smiles from my classmates, but as soon as I got off the teaching building, a white shadow blocked my way.

Bai Ling'er!

I shuddered with fright, and subconsciously took a step back, clasping my hands to my chest: "What else do you want to do?" ”

"Hmph, it's all your fault, I became a female pervert!" Bai Ling'er glared at me fiercely, her pretty face was full of anger, "You have to compensate me for this!" ”

The second chapter is sent, and the third chapter is continued

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