Chapter 586: This Guy Has Masochistic Tendencies

"Swearing?" I was stunned on the spot, I asked Tianqing to help me, he opened his mouth to bow to me in exchange, what kind of routine is this Nima?

Not to mention anything else, with the strength shown by Tianqing, at least I bow to him, and the beneficiary must be me, since Tianqing wants to make an exchange with me for help, he shouldn't harm himself and me.

After a pause, Tianqing said again: "The sworn worship of the Heavenly Dao Oath." ”

Bang!

It was like a thunderbolt on a sunny day that exploded in my ears, and my mind went blank.

The so-called worship of the heavenly oath actually refers to the oath of heaven when the oath is made, and the ordinary oath is just a verbal agreement.

But once the heavenly oath is made, then this sworn brother is irreversible, perhaps in the eyes of ordinary people, there is no difference between this heavenly oath and a verbal agreement. But in the hearts of those of us who eat yin and yang rice, the so-called heavenly oath is the top contract contract.

We eat yin and yang rice, once we enter the industry, we will be disturbed by the five disadvantages and three deficiencies, which is because of the constraints of heaven. It is precisely because we have snooped too much on the heavenly opportunities when we eat yin and yang rice, so the supervision of Tiandao is also stricter.

In other words, once the people in our profession make a heavenly oath, if we break it, it will definitely be fulfilled, and it will be the retribution of the present world!

This Nima Tianqing wants to use such a big benefit to trap me directly!

I was confused, Tianqing said coldly: "Don't want to? ”

I came back to my senses and shook my head hurriedly: "Yes, of course I do!" ”

Just kidding! With Tianqing's strength, if I become a sworn brother with him, if nothing else, at least I can save most of my strength in saving Bai Ling'er.

I don't know what this guy thinks, obviously his strength is stronger than me, but he insists on swearing to me in heaven, these days, you can't let me pick up cheap like this, right?

Thinking about it, I asked Tianqing: "What's that, why don't you ask me what I want you to help with first?" ”

What I didn't expect was that Tianqing's expression did not change in the slightest, and he got up and walked forward with great strides: "No, just bow down." ”

Ahh

This guy insists on swearing to me, can he be weird?

I guess this guy was also impressed by my appearance, so he came to me to worship so "stinky and shameless", cough cough...... Believe it or not, I'm convinced anyway.

I followed Tianqing out of the roadside stall, got into Tianqing's Porsche Cayenne, drove all the way to Changchun City, and finally stopped at a deserted river embankment.

Tianqing took the incense wax paper money and led me to the empty river beach, and then fiddled with the incense wax paper money, as the incense wax rose green smoke and fire, Tianqing turned his head and looked at me with a cold face: "Have you thought about it?" ”

How can this worship be considered my benefit, what else can I think?

I said, "No, bow down." ”

"Okay." Tianqing nodded, turned around and knelt on the ground.

I also knelt side by side with him, and then, Tianqing read aloud: "The way of heaven is above, the underworld is below, today I am willing to marry Chen Feng as brothers of the opposite sex, not to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day." ”

I suddenly shook my head and looked at Tianqing in horror: "Senior, do you really want to make such a heavy oath?" ”

This is really not my hypocrisy, in the yin and yang world, the so-called heavenly oath is also light and heavy, this kind of oath of dying in the same year, month and day is already extremely serious, the general heavenly oath, at least I know, to die is to break hands and feet or something.

Because the heavenly oath we made in this line will be reported to the world, we will be extra cautious when making the oath.

And I am now riddled with the Xuanyin body, to be honest, I don't even know how long I can live, but as far as the current situation is concerned, if I can't find a solution to the Xuanyin body, according to what Mao Jiuying said at the beginning, it will only be three months to die.

If I really swore to Tianqing Tiandao, wouldn't it be a 24K pure pit for him?

Tianqing shook his head: "Of course, as soon as you see the old man, you should renew your vow." ”

I hesitated, gritted my teeth, and said, "But my current situation is too special, and I should only live for three months if nothing else." ”

"Hahaha......" As soon as the words fell, Tianqing raised his head and laughed, "You can't see it?" But so what? ”

Domineering!

Don't die!

My whole person is not good, just Tianqing's posture, the whole thing is in a state of madness.

His buddies told him that he only had three months to live, but he still insisted on not changing his oath to heaven, isn't this tired and crooked?

His courage not to be afraid of death is worthy of my admiration!

Even Tianqing didn't refute it, and I, the beneficiary, had no reason to twist it anymore, thinking about it, I took a deep breath, knelt on the ground, and read aloud: "The sky is above, the underworld is below, today I, Chen Feng, am willing to marry Tianqing as brothers of the opposite sex, not to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day." ”

Bang!

As soon as the words fell, I felt an explosion in my brain, and then I was shocked, and I saw a red light flying out of the center of my eyebrows, and a red light also flew out of the center of Tianqing's eyebrows beside me.

Two red lights flew up, intertwined, and streaked across the dark sky, like two red bands entangled and flew into the sky and disappeared.

Heavenly vows to bow down, success!

As the red light vanished, I felt a little weak, as if something had been taken out of my body.

I gasped violently, and before I could slow down, Tianqing next to me suddenly hugged my fist: "Big brother." ”

hat are you?

I almost jumped with excitement when I heard this.

What kind of routine does this guy Tianqing play?

Whether it's in terms of age or strength, I should be the younger brother, he's the eldest brother, why do you call me the eldest brother when you talk about it?

"Senior Tianqing, it is reasonable to be reasonable, you should be the elder brother, and I should be the younger brother." I hurriedly said, this matter must be sorted out, because of the Heavenly Dao Oath and the Xuanyin Body, I have already pit Tianqing until he has only three months to live, if he is my little brother again, my conscience will not go.

But Tianqing didn't hesitate at all, gritted his teeth and said, "No, you should be the elder brother, and I am the younger brother." ”

Why is this guy still on the same page with me?

I stood up and said in a deep voice: "No matter what, I can't be this brother, since the seniors can afford to worship me, then this brother should be the seniors, and I must be the junior brother." ”

Seeing that I was resolute, Tianqing hesitated, nodded, and said as if embarrassed: "Since you insist, then I, then I have to obey." ”

My whole person is not good, these years, can I still be so reluctant to be a big brother? Tianqing, this guy shouldn't have masochistic tendencies, right? My mother wants to marry me for a short time, and my mother wants to be a little brother.

It's just this urine sex, isn't it a masochistic tendency, or what?

(End of chapter)