Chapter 717: Balls..., Balls are broken
"What a big breath, come on, come on, the poor monk is standing here, let you fight casually. As long as you can force the poor monk to take a step back, even if I lose! ”
This was said to make Sai Tai Sui stunned.
What's that?
Stand there and don't move and let me fight? This great monk can't be stupid in chanting scriptures, right?!
And why isn't the person who came the hairy monkey of Sun Wukong, looking at this white appearance, it seems that Tang Xuanzang is here!
I heard that eating a piece of Tang monk meat can lead to immortality.
However, Sai Taisui just thought in his heart, as the mount of Guanyin Bodhisattva, how could he not know Tang Xuanzang's idea.
The scriptures in the west are the movements of Buddhism and the heavenly court, in order to promote Buddhism.
If you dare to give birth to a little evil thought, you will definitely die without a place to be buried.
"You're Tang Xuanzang, right? Monk, I advise you to leave quickly. Your small body is not enough for me to hit with one finger. In case you die here, how am I responsible? Sai Tai Sui held the purple gold bell in his hand and pointed at Ou Yangming and shook it.
"What's the matter, cowardly? You won't be like the lion lynx monster of Lingji Bodhisattva, being castrated by Miss Guanyin, right?! ”
Ooh!
Ou Yangming's words were extremely vicious.
But any male can't stand being told that he has been castrated.
Sai Tai Sui's eyes were red, and his whole body trembled with anger.
There was a snoring and gasping sound coming from his nose, and it seemed that he could burst out at any moment to kill someone.
"You ......, you ......"
Ou Yangming looked at Sai Tai Sui, who was pointing at him, and plucked his ears indifferently, and then flicked the white object on his fingertips towards Sai Tai Sui.
"What are you, you have to fight quickly, otherwise you will hand over the Golden Saint Palace Niangniang. There's no such thing as an egg, and you can hold back when it comes to this. ”
"I'm going to kill you!!"
Sai Tai Sui had red eyes, pulled out the plug on the purple gold bell, and shook it at Ou Yangming three times.
Ou Yangming looked at Sai Tai Sui and sighed in his heart, he was still a mount that he cultivated with Guanyin Bodhisattva.
Qi cultivation kung fu is so bad, look at other people's masters, their goldfish was stewed and didn't make a move.
After Sai Tai Sui made a move, he felt remorse in his heart, especially this is the protagonist of Buddhism, he was killed by a purple gold bell by himself, and he has finished playing all his life.
But what made him stunned was that the purple gold bell in his hand, let alone the fire, didn't even pop out of the spark.
"This ....., this can't be broken, right?" Sai Tai Sui took the purple gold bell in front of his eyes and reached out to pat it.
Then he slapped himself on the head again, bad dad!!
The purple gold bell is the treasure of Taishang Laojun, how can it be broken?!
"Hey, hey, can you make a move, if you don't make a move, the poor monk will have to make a move!" Ou Yangming looked at Sai Tai Sui with a smile and said.
"I, I, I...., this, this, ......"
Sai Tai Sui really doesn't know what to say at this moment.
He can't tell Ou Yangming that his treasure may be broken, wait for me to go back and repair it, and fix it for three hundred rounds of our two battles.
Bell! Bell! Bell!
A crisp bell sounded, and Sai Tai Sui looked up, only to see that Ou Yangming actually took out the same bell from his sleeve as in his hand.
"You, you, you ......, how can you have a purple gold bell!"
"Why, this bell is all over the street. Is this bell for the poor monk, I bought it two cents ago. ”
Burst!!
Sai Tai Sui looked at Ou Yangming's serious appearance, and a mouthful of old blood spurted out of his heart.
Two by two, two ......, two pennies? You're kidding me!!
The famous purple gold bell in the Three Realms can actually be bought for two pennies.
And look at the workmanship and materials, even if it's fake, don't say it's two cents, and you can't buy it for 20,000 cents!
"Look, Spitfire!"
Ou Yangming's voice fell, picked up the purple gold bell, pulled out the stopper, and shook it three times at Sai Tai Sui.
Sai Tai Sui looked at the sparks that poured out of the bells and shouted, "Little ones, hurry up and run!" ”
Then he jerked around and ran backwards.
Rumble!!
A fierce and scorching flame instantly swept through Sai Tai Sui and the others.
The monstrous flames, like a roaring dragon, frantically pounced on Sai Tai Sui.
Feeling the domineering scorching temperature behind him, Sai Tai Sui secretly scolded MMP, there are so many little demons in the pig hole, why do you just burn me?
The little demons who didn't have time to escape around found that although the flames were fierce and domineering, when they approached them, they all bypassed, and then gathered a little bit and attacked their own king.
So, at the entrance of the Pig Cave, a strange picture appeared.
The monk with the bell in his hand, the little demon who was stunned to watch the play, the fierce and violent fire dragon, and the Sai Tai Sui who was holding his head and running around.
"Holy monk! Holy Monk! Be merciful! The flame of this purple golden bell is not an ordinary fire. If I get burned, I'll lose half my life! Holy Monk! Holy monk, we are old acquaintances! I am the mount of Guanyin Bodhisattva, the golden retriever roars! ”
Sai Tai Sui held his head in his hands and frantically walked around the hedgehog cave to dodge.
But the fire dragon behind him can always keep up with him, hanging behind him neither fast nor slow. With the slightest slackening of his speed, the dragon would spacred. And when he accelerates, the dragon will change back to its original average speed.
In this case, it's not Ou Yangming's ghost, and he doesn't believe it when he kills Sai Tai Sui.
"Don't worry! The poor monk still wants to play a little longer! ”
Hearing Ou Yangming's voice, he was really about to vomit blood.
Play, you call this play?
This is going to play demon life! The monks are really not good at stubble, and they are all black-hearted.
Hey!
Why should I run around in the hole? Why don't you run to Tang Xuanzang!
Thinking of this, he hated to smoke his two big-eared scrapers, and he was a fool when he was a king.
Thinking of it, Sai Tai Sui increased his horsepower and swooped down on Ou Yangming, who was manipulating the fire dragon.
Looking at Sai Tai Sui, who was grinning with bared teeth and vowed to take revenge, Ou Yangming smiled.
When a poor monk is muddy?!
Ou Yangming saw the opportunity, raised his right foot suddenly, and kicked at Sai Taisui's lower abdomen.
Sai Tai Sui didn't know what medicine he had taken wrong, and his legs were bent at his knees, wanting to jump.
But a thousand mistakes, but the mistake is, he jumped.
As a result, Ou Yangming's right foot, which was originally in the middle of Sai Tai Sui's abdomen, slammed into his three inches below his umbilicus.
Syllable!!
The sound of broken eggs came from three inches below Sai Tai Sui's navel.
All the little demons covered their crotches with both hands, their faces were ugly, and their heads were in cold sweat.
When Ou Yangming heard the voice, he was also stunned.
it!
The poor monk just wanted to kick you in the lower abdomen, and you yourself had to hit your own balls, and I don't blame you!
It didn't matter if he was confused, the fire dragon behind Sai Tai Sui also followed.
Rumble!!
A fire broke out on Sai Tai Sui's body, and then he covered his broken balls and lay down straight.
His last thought, what kind of sin have I created?!