45. Introduce yourself
The more they laughed, the more they laughed, Cheng Yi didn't let the audience do anything or say anything, they just did anything, and the barrage was crazy.
"Erha." "Spicy Chicken Anchor." "Rookie dog." "The best jungler."
And so on, such barrages emerge in endlessly, and some audience words are mostly relatively high-level ridicule.
Yun and Yu: "One person fights the wild and collapses three ways, are you cut off the water flow, senior brother?" ”
The third child: "It's really miserable to fish than wood, and there is wood in ruin?" ”
Dandan: "I've said it a long time ago, this old wood is not beaten by the other side, and I am butterfly swimming, how about it?" ”
Middle 2: "Haha, I knew I was going to lose when I saw the wood choosing a werewolf, but I swore by the 3cm size of the cock, Flag is not afraid of all kinds, hahahaha." ”
Winter melon: "Anyway, have you ever won the wood jungler?" ”
Twilight: "I haven't seen him jungler much since I got to the Hanbok master, he's a blind monk and it's okay, he can mix in the early stage, and the spicy chicken is very spicy in the later stage, and he won't start a group." ”
Jiang Nan: "In the future, when I see the wood jungler, I will lose it, hey, hey, make sure you don't lose money, eat subsistence every day, this wave deceived 30W fish balls." ”
Dandan: "Jiangnan boss is excellent." ”
Jiang Nan: "Half a life is excellent, he lied to 54W fish balls, half a life, half a life, came out to speak." ”
Half Sheng: "What are you doing?" I'm busy right now. ”
Jiang Nan: "I'm still busy watching live broadcasts, what can I be busy with?" ”
Half life: "Playing with my girlfriend, hehehe." ”
As the only duke in the live broadcast room for half a lifetime, as soon as he said this, half of the audience began to spray him, showing affection, dying quickly, all kinds of spraying, envy, jealousy and hatred, even the people of the Mu family army couldn't bear it.
However, the next sentence of half life silenced them, half life: "She seems to be broken, she is leaking, and she accidentally burned her cigarette butt." ”
Gangnam: "......"
Dandan: "Drama spirit, half of his life is full of drama." ”
Twilight: "You have to be careful with your body for half a lifetime. ”
He didn't like to look at the wood, and Zhong Er looked confused, and he asked like this: "What are you talking about?" ”
Half life: "Adults don't care, children." ”
All the staff in the live broadcast room: "This duke is really showing." ”
The barrage blows NB in a variety of ways, and the atmosphere is revived, but it's not to discuss the anchor, nor to discuss the game, but to discuss which is better, the plane cup or the doll, some people say that some time ago Japan came out with a power version of the doll should be good, some people say that Cheng Yi doesn't understand the inverted mold at all, theory + experience all kinds of excellent high-end talents have emerged.
After a while, the issue of posture was discussed, and Cheng Yi felt that his live broadcast room couldn't do this, and this TM was going to be banned.
Spicy eyes, barrage spicy eyes, all of them are old drivers, the audience is too idle, in order to keep them busy, and also to contribute to the live broadcast room, Cheng Yi had to come to a freestyle to introduce himself.
At this time, the live broadcast room was hot 23W, Cheng Yi moved the keyboard on the table up, and the table-slapping rap began, he said: "Brothers, don't make trouble, let me introduce myself." ”
After speaking, he was sitting on the precarious side, and he didn't speak for 10 seconds, and when he saw that the barrage was a little colder, he slapped the table suddenly, and sang and said: "The villain, my family lives by the Yangtze River, and the family has a house and a field, and later studied by the West Lake."
October, late ...... Heaven, fall, strange, fate.
The alliance invited me to play a single order, and I played professionally for five and a half years, and my results were unsightly, the supervisor asked me to practice hard, and the manager told me to get out of here, and endure ridicule for the sake of fame, how can the society be too insidious.
Vote to expel the single rider away, since then the stage is on and off the stage, sad and unbearable to return to his hometown, study diligently to earn house money, today's live broadcast everyone watch, ask for a attention to make a good fate.
Oooo ”
Half chanting and half singing, in the past, it was a small beat made by beating the palm of the hand with the back of the hand, but now it is beating a drum beat on the table, and the rhythm is more distinct, the sound is louder, there is no stuttering, and there is no flaw, this is the result of Cheng Yi's hard work, and he has improved again.
As soon as the Cheng RAP came out, it was shocking, attracting the attention of a large number of trouble-making melons, and the audience unconsciously followed Cheng Yi's beat.
Dandan, Zhong Er, Twilight Snow and other old viewers watched him all the way, and they were even more surprised at this time, compared to the last time, Cheng Yi's self-introduction this time was much better. Of course, there are many people who think that he is fishing, he is embarrassed, and he is mixed with time.
"Wow, Laobi wood, your Freestyle surprised me, did you practice it yourself?" Ahri asked.
"666, 666, the music ghost old wood." I don't like to look at wood, the third child has grown up with a mouth, he just wants to say three words: 666.
"Hahaha, it's not good to play singles on the most dish, there is a hand on the table, ha."
"It's okay to introduce yourself here, it's indecent, the anchor is a little interesting, and I'm attentive."
"Yes, anchor, I'm optimistic about you, pay attention."
"Isn't it embarrassing? What a garbage thing, this is a waste of classical culture. ”
"Spicy chicken anchor, crooked and heretical, the most dish-on-order."
"66666, the explosion of the show."
"Old wood, Tianxiu."
It is a good situation in the live broadcast room, and the number of trolls is also decreasing, that is, the rich are not willing to be lonely and run out to lead the rhythm.
is rich: "Yo Yo Chek trouble, I am the real old cannon, you see this live broadcast room is small and broken, you see this anchor he is vegetable and soft, you, come here, live broadcast room, play, I am very happy." It's like, at the beginning, others, spraying anchors, were just as happy. ”
The trend rose again, and in an instant all the old fans remembered what happened in Panda XXXXXX, so a new round of Freestyle was born.
"Yo Yo Chek trouble, you see this live broadcast room is yellow and rotten, you see this anchor is thin and short, you guys, come here, live broadcast room, play, I'm very happy. It's like, at the beginning, others, spraying anchors, were just as happy. ”
"Yo Yo Chek is noisy, you see this live broadcast room is old and broken, you see this anchor is cheap and greedy, you guys, come here, live broadcast room, play, I'm very happy. It's like, at the beginning, others, spraying anchors, were just as happy. ”
"Yo Yo Chek is noisy, you see this live broadcast room is small and broken, you see this anchor he is vegetable and soft ......"
It's the money that brings up the big rhythm, and the room is full of "praise" for Cheng Yi and his live broadcast room, until Cheng Yi was assigned to the jungler position when he entered the ranking, which made the melon skin audience quieter.
Cheng Yi had a straight face, he first turned off the camera, and then turned it on, as if he had become a person in a blink of an eye, he said in an authentic broadcast news tone: Hello everyone, the last one was broadcast live to you by my second brother "Lao Bi Wood", I am sorry for making your eyes spicy, this is my Hanbok King Feng to show you the smart blind man, please take a good look, study hard, my blind monk is very unusual.
Barrage: "???? "Second brother? Big brother now? "Erha's brother?"
Cheng Yi broke the gong, he laughed: "Don't act, don't act, I'm unlucky today, or I'll be in seconds?" How is it all jungler positions. ”
Barrage: "No. "Scared?" "Don't be cowardly" "Is wood okay?" ”
Cheng Yi: "...... Is that to see me abused? ”
Barrage: "Yes, yes, happy." "I just want to spray you." "It's better than wood, come on."
Cheng Yi: "......"
Barrage: "We believe you can win." "Kukukuku" "Hahaha. "Come on anchor."
Cheng Yi: "Okay. ”
The jungler is invincible and the blind man is on the line, and all kinds of strong opposites beat Cheng Yi into meat sauce in the early stage.
The blind man of the main brush, the wild area was also dried, and in 10 minutes, he sent three heads without even an assist, but the final result was unexpected.
Kukukuku, Cheng Yi couldn't help but want to laugh, 22 minutes, the opposite big dragon group waved, the middle single was sent first, the jungler died, and finally the team battle started, 2 for 5, Cheng Yi took advantage of the situation to win the big dragon, and then after a long resistance, won the game.
Cheng Yi's blind monk reached the best record of 2-5-4 and won lying down, and he laughed loudly: "I'm sorry to disappoint you." ”
Barrage: "Spicy chicken anchor, return me fish balls." ”
Cheng Yi: "Hahahahaha." ”
Barrage: "Cao Nima, garbage anchor, why don't you die." "The bastard boss pays me back my hard-earned money."
Cheng Yi smiled: "Gambler, you deserve to die, hahahaha, tell you not to gamble, I will win, I don't believe it, hum." ”
Barrage:
"Lie down to win the dog, dead spicy chicken, real dish."
"It's really stupid to make wood, you can win this."
"This game is really disgusting, it depends on luck, and the good arrangement is the key."
"Spicy Chicken Anchor."
Cheng Yi: "Cloud players, don't talk nonsense, my blind man has at least a lot of wild monsters." ”
Barrage: "......" "Fuck off, you idiot." "It's also a credit to farming monsters."
Cheng Yi: "Why is it not credit, at least I brushed, I didn't brush the opposite side, if I drop the line, the opposite side will definitely win, how can I say that I have no effect?" ”
Click on the ranking, not too much to pretend to X, after all, it is to lie down to win, at this time, it is enough to laugh secretly, and the audience who lost the fish balls is very sad.
6 minutes later, Cheng Yi lined up, which made him very lucky to get the top position, and the captain was not banned.