12 Learn from me and swear
"I'm going to have to ask this question." Ai was speechless when asked, and counted it with his fingers: "For example, being hit by a car when going out, choking to death when drinking water, choking to death when eating, being killed by lightning when walking, and being cheated out of all your deposits." ”
An Hatsumi listened quietly until she stopped, "Finished?" ”
"That's it."
An Hatsumi continued to vow: "If I didn't recognize her brother and sister and didn't protect her after finding my sister, I would have been hit by a car when I went out, choked to death by drinking water, choked to death by eating, struck to death by lightning while walking, and killed by polarized light on my deposits." ”
Ai casually looked at An Chujian, who swore a serious oath, and thought that after she gave an example, An Chujian would choose one of them, but he didn't expect him to say it in one breath, he was ruthless enough to himself.
"Okay, I'll trust you for now. But there's one thing I want to say in advance......"
"Is it a matter of fees? I will pay the standard of 100 yuan per hour for consulting services. An Chujian has become accustomed to Ai Suixin's three sentences and never leaving money.
"Nope." Ai is not stupid, it is much more difficult to find someone than consulting services, "This charge cannot be calculated by the hour, but by the head." ”
Ai Suixin started her calculation mode, "Help you find someone to try on, whether this person is your sister or not, you have to pay a fee of twenty yuan per person, if you find it, you have to give me an additional reward of three thousand yuan, if you can't find it, you also have to give me a thousand yuan of hard work." ”
According to this algorithm, if you find all the girls in Southern Star College who are younger than Ann for the first time and try them on, you can get a maximum of six figures in compensation.
This lucrative business is really a big pie falling from the sky!
"Deal." An Chujian agreed to Ai Suixin's request, "But I want to pay by daily settlement." ”
"You can rest assured of this. I'll take a video of the effect of each girl's try-on and send it to you. Don't you have a mobile phone now? It's also easy for us to connect. When the time comes, you will sit back and wait for the video, count the number of girls, and settle the money for me. ”
"No problem."
The two happily came to an agreement.
An Chu saw that the funds in his account had been used a little frequently recently, and he was worried that he would be detected by the Y world, so he could only temporarily save money and try to avoid large capital flows.
"I'm in a good mood today, let's go, please go with a string."
Ai Suixin, who slammed the door, was generous for the first time, in her opinion, this is a matter of giving and getting, An Chu saw that this fool could squeeze too much oil and water, and only by gaining more trust from him could he get more rewards.
"What's a masturbation?"
"Don't tell me you haven't skewered on the side of the road, peeled crayfish on the side of the street, eaten beer with fried chicken on the embankment?"
An Chujian shook his head.
Ai sighed sympathetically, "Your life is really tragic. Follow me in the future, and keep you prosperous, and have a good time. ”
The two chatted and arrived at the door of the house, and from a distance, Ai saw his brother Ai standing casually under the street lamp in the yard.
"Brother, are you waiting for the courier?"
"Wait for you big-headed ghost!" Ai shouted casually, pointed to An Chujian next to Ai Suixin and asked, "Did you go out on a date with this kid?" ”
"Brother, you're thinking too much." Ai is too lazy to take care of her somewhat neurotic brother.
"I want more?" Ai casually followed angrily and asked, "Where did you go after school?" Why stay with him? Why laugh like a nymphomaniac at him? You rented the attic to him, did you want to live with him?! ”
"Brother," Ai stopped, turned around, handed a glass of water and asked, "Are you thirsty?" ”
Ai casually pushed away the cup in front of him: "Don't interrupt me!" What is your relationship with him? ”
"Brother, are you hungry? I'll cook for you. ”
Ai walked to the kitchen casually, but Ai casually took the first step to block the door, "If you don't explain it to me today, you are not allowed to go anywhere, and you are not allowed to do anything!" ”
"That's what you said. I won't go and stay at home, and you can take care of dinner yourself. ”
"Ai Suixin, you stop for me!" Ai grabbed her in a casual rage, "If you don't make this matter clear today, I'll kick you both out!" ”
"Hurry up, I'm not your sister anyway, you won't feel guilty at all if you drive me out, I won't be sad, and I won't worry!"
Thinking of today's humiliating things in the literary club, Ai was on fire.
If Ai casually said hello to the president Jun Puyu in advance, she might not even have to go, so she made up her mind directly.
"Who said I wasn't worried about you anymore!" Ai casually took out three books from his bedroom and threw them on the table in the living room, "I heard that you made a fool of yourself at the recruitment meeting of the literary club, so I cheekily went to ask you for these books, thinking that I would come back and comfort you." You're good, not sad at all, running to date this guy? Are you worthy of me as an older brother?! ”
Ai casually walked to the table, picked up the books, first looked at the covers, all about writing skills, and then turned the inside pages of the book, and the name "Jun Puyu" was written.
It turned out that after Ai casually heard that she had been wronged, she deliberately went to Jun Puyu to ask for these books for her to study.
"Do you think that if you lend me a few books, you can make me a great writer and enter the literary club? If you're really worried about me, you won't say no when I beg you this morning. ”
Although he had forgiven Ai casually in his heart, he still didn't let him go.
"Although Jun Puyu is the president, the literary club is not opened by his family......" Ai was about to continue to explain, remembering that he seemed to have deviated from the topic, and hurriedly turned back and said, "Don't tear the topic away from me." You haven't answered me yet, what are you doing? ”
Ai took out the newly bought mobile phone: "He asked me to accompany him to choose a mobile phone, and now I am satisfied, right?" ”
"What does he have to do with you? Why do you want to accompany him to choose a mobile phone? Ai casually still held on.
Ai casually couldn't help but pull Ai aside at will, and told him what had happened briefly and slightly with a slight modification.
"50 for an hour for consulting services? 1300 bought your broken phone? Is there really something wrong with his head? After listening to Ai Suixin's narration, Ai Xian was deeply skeptical.
"You don't know, he doesn't even understand what he swears, or I taught him."
Ai casually looked An Chujian up and down suspiciously, "You brought a fool to live in the house, you won't cause us any trouble, right?" What if one day he burns down our house? ”
"Don't worry, brother, everything is watched by me, and he won't have any storms."
"You really didn't have a crush on him?"
Knowing my sister Mo Ruoge, Ai Xian knows too much about what kind of appearance her sister is. This An first saw that there were seven points of posture and eight points of temperament, which was considered to be a first-class product.
"To tell you the truth, I have a crush on him......" Ai Suixin deliberately paused before continuing: "The money." ”
"You're going to have to do it in moderation. Don't get into trouble. Ai casually reminded kindly.
"Don't worry, brother, I promise that I didn't force him, he paid for it voluntarily."
Hearing this, Ai casually believed that his sister really didn't have a relationship with An Chujian, and with a sigh of relief, he immediately changed his face, kicked Ai Suixin's calf and said, "What time is it, don't go for dinner yet!" I'm going to starve to death! ”
"Brother, your face has become too fast, right?!" Ai rubbed her calves complainingly.
"If you don't want to be fast, it's okay, all the income is half for one person!"
"Then I'd better hurry up and cook." Ai walked to the kitchen to start last night's dinner.
Fortunately, she kept an eye on it and said a little less about the money she earned, so that even if she would be defrauded by Ai at will in the future, she would not lose too much.