Chapter 178: Millet
"Cute and beautiful system, I beg you to stop letting me go to reincarnation, I'm so miserable." Song Yifei's soul pleaded bitterly in the system.
"Alas! It's still so impetuous, and I have to continue! "The system replied.
"Holy! Lao Tzu is begging you to be impetuous, your second uncle ......"
Song Yifei didn't finish venting, and was sent to reincarnation by the system again.
In this life, Song Yifei is famous for millet.
Millet is a sophomore student of XX Middle School, with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, cute and handsome, and a pair of discerning eyes are even more extraordinary, such as the stars of the nine heavens twinkling brightly, which can be described as loved by everyone, and flowers bloom. It's just that he sees everything as nothing, how can he be a pesticide who loves kings.
Since his family lives in the city and the school is close, he has set up a dormitory, which makes it more convenient for him to masturbate.
Tonight is still as usual, the first thing he did during self-study next night was to take out his mobile phone, "I promised my mother last night that I would never play too late tonight, and I would take the first win." Come on! The opening scene of the show is, of course, to use my natal hero Zhao Yun to fight the jungle. β
Yesterday, I saw that there was already A Ke in the jungle, "TMD, forget it, Lao Tzu is the god of gold, don't rob you, Lao Tzu will go on the road." β
Coincidentally, he was robbed by a monkey on the road, "Grandma, it's okay for Lao Tzu to assist, right?" β
Look at it, "Oh Mom! The one on the lower road has been occupied by a pair of old people. β
Helpless, "Zhao Yun of this great god kills all four ways, what if he hits?" β
This strange lineup, and then through the hands of primary school students, no need to ask, it is bound to give points.
"Nyima, it's very annoying to lose, Lao Tzu can lose even 2-9, if it weren't for the lower road, the pair of wouldn't be output, grab people's heads, how could I lose,."
After exhaling, Xiaomi looked at the time, "It's only ten o'clock, it's still early, let's do it again, as long as you get the first win, you will go to bed immediately." β
βtmοΌ Are your hands that fast? Have you been jerking off since birth? This great god is a child, it's not good to take a bite, you can't compete with you, Lao Tzu can use my natal hero to play auxiliary, right? β
It's another unsatisfactory start, doomed to tragedy, "Up! What are you afraid of as an ADC? With my great god Zhao Yun behind to protect you, you are on it! him! Afraid of a bird? Do you have eggs? β
The ADC hangs up in the first six minutes, and eight minutes later, Uenakano scolds him directly in the blood pool, and the opponent directly takes the crystal in ten minutes.
"Whew! I'm so angry, what kind of garbage is this matching, even a dog is not as good, I bah! Xiaomi was so angry that she almost smashed the phone.
"Forget it, this god is not a primary school student, too lazy to wait for general knowledge, anyway, it's not 10.20 now, let's take another hand, as long as you get the first win, you will sleep immediately."
The game starts again, "it! Now you don't have the hand speed that I have practiced in handjob for ten years and I grab the jungle, right? The jungler finally fell into the hands of my Zhao Yun, Meizizi, hee-hee......"
That knows, the last player sent such a message, "Jungler roll to assist, Lao Tzu will take you." β
Millet became popular as soon as she saw it, and started to dry with it, "Which green onion are you?" Lao Tzu just won't let you, you have the ability to hang up. β
The other party no longer replied to the message, and chose Guan Yu.
"All the troops are attacking!" With a command, the game begins.
But the benevolent brother was still lying in the spring, as if he had fallen asleep.
Xiaomi looked at it and was a little panicked, "Is it really hanging up?" Hang up, hang up, four to five, with my experienced Zhao Yun, I can also win. β
The game lasted for thirty minutes, Xiaomi's Zhao Yun is really glorious this time, after a hundred battles, he won 25 heads, but in the end, it was in the late stage, because of lack of personnel, it was overturned.
"Ahh Yes! β
Xiaomi yells! I almost went crazy, and finally attracted my mother.
"Xiaomi, what did you promise me last night? Go to bed immediately, otherwise your phone will be confiscated for a week. β
"Yes! There is only a mother in the world, and a mother's child is like a treasure......" Xiaomi suddenly became very well-behaved, the mobile phone was turned off, and she consciously lay down, and pretended to shout, "Good night, dear mother, baby will always love you, please help me turn off the lights." β
"Good! You're my little heart, as long as you're obedient and don't play games. Whatever to do? Mom absolutely supportive, then good night! After Xiaomi's mother finished speaking, she turned off the lights, closed the door and left.
Pity the hearts of parents in the world, there is no one who does not love their children. What's more, Xiaomi's mother only has such a baby, and she is usually obedient, and she has already reached out to open her mouth. It's a pity that Xiaomi doesn't know how to cherish it, and only plays games, as if the game has controlled his life.
After the lights went out, Xiaomi poked her head out and turned on her phone after making sure that her mother was gone, "It's not even twelve o'clock, go to bed so early, do you raise pigs?" Cut...... Anyway, you have to get a first win, right? β
"Mom sold batches, and lost again......"
"Fuck your uncle, you can lose this ......"
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Playing until 3 o'clock in the morning, Xiaomi still couldn't get the first win.
"Oh my God!" Xiaomi was tired on the bed, her hands still couldn't leave her mobile phone, just like an old mother who was drowning and worried about her child at the moment of death. "Just let me get my first win, okay? I beg you, God! β
Millet's bitter plea seems to move the heavens, and it seems to move the supreme existence in the eyes. I saw a divine light emanating from his mobile phone, "Mom! What the hell is this? Frightened, Xiaomi threw away the phone directly, curled up to the side of the bed, and trembled with both hands holding the quilt, but because of curiosity, his eyes still couldn't leave the glowing mobile phone.
The mobile phone that was thrown away by Xiaomi was still facing upwards and continued to glow, and then an ancient man walked out of the divine light, holding a spear in his hand, and he was brave and mortal.
Xiaomi couldn't help but murmur to herself, "Zhao Yun!? β
"It's indeed me, Changshan Zhao Zilong is here! I heard that you will be defeated in a hundred battles with me, so I specially went down to earth to help you become king. It's just a little condition, do you dare to accept it? Zhao Yun was domineering, holding a spear and pointing at Xiaomi.
"Wow! It's really Zhao Yun! I dare to accept it. "Elementary school students are always so naΓ―ve, but in the end, Xiaomi still weakly asked, "Can I know what conditions I want?" β
"It's too easy, just let you send a few skins, but this last skin is a bit difficult, I just don't know if you can send it?" Speaking of this, Zhao Yun's eyes lit up, and he looked impatient, but he couldn't do it. It's like a child's disappointed expression when they look at their favorite toy in the store, but they don't have the money to buy it.
"You're my hero, and it's easy to get a few skins for you. As long as it can help me score points, hehe..."Now Xiaomi, so happy that she has forgotten her father, there is a mind to consider the origin of the skin.
Seeing that Xiaomi agreed, Zhao Yun changed his expression and became very serious, "Then it's decided, as long as I help you become the king, you will give me skin." β
"Ok, it has to be done." Xiaomi readily agreed again.
Zhao Yun smiled weirdly this time, with a hint of evil, but he didn't lose his promise, "Then let's start, are you ready to enjoy the thrill of slaughter?" β
"Prepare as you go."
"Let's get started."
After the match was completed, Zhao Yun was like an omnipotent god, turning into a ray of light and drilling into Xiaomi's mobile phone.
"All the troops are attacking!" The game begins.
This time it's really a god, Xiaomi's Zhao Yun no matter where he goes, there are people to collect it.
Ten minutes into a game, Xiaomi's Zhao Yun has already taken twelve heads, and the opposite side throws directly.
Looking at the 666 ...... sent by teammates Xiaomi feels that this is the most glorious day since his birth, and it is cooler than winning the first place in the school in school. The whole body is light and fluttering, and it feels like it is about to go to heaven.
(End of chapter)