501 Exquisite knife technique
Mai Xiaoying said what to say about the eyebrow knife, I don't understand it very well, Sima Xiaowu was stunned when she heard it, but Xiaorou was very sure, as soon as she turned her hand, the pedicure knife was gone, saying Xiaoying girl, eyebrow grazing, no problem!
Mai Xiaoying said to Li Yuan, Sister Li Yuan, the rivers and lakes have the rules of the rivers and lakes, you are not from the rivers and lakes, you can't see the stunts of the people of the rivers and lakes, you can rest assured to hand over your cousin to me, you can go out for a while.
Li Yu nodded, put Yang Junfeng flat on the sofa, and walked out step by step.
Mai Xiaoying looked at Sima Xiaowu and said: "Fifth brother, you see my cousin's face, the red bump running around is not, that is where the mosquito Gu is, you can't pull out the Gu, you are good at fixing the soul and sealing the soul, and you have to do it in the first step." ”
It turned out that after the mosquito Gu was alarmed, it rebounded and resisted the insecticide, causing Yang Junfeng's three souls to be uncertain and unstable.
If you want to protect Yang Junfeng when pulling out the Gu, you must first stabilize your soul.
"Fifth brother, I'll go to dispense medicine now, you help me seal my cousin from the neck down, to prevent mosquitoes from being forced by my medicine and penetrating deep into his internal organs, you just treat him as a mouthful, a coffin containing zombies."
After Mai Xiaoying finished speaking, she pushed open the door and walked out.
Sima Xiaowu instructed Dapeng, and Dapeng took out the ink fountain and handed it to Sima Xiaowu.
Sima Xiaowu held the ink fountain in both hands, and there were words in his mouth: "The Holy Patriarch Lu Banye is above, praying for the manifestation of the spirit to drive away evil spirits, the teeth are saws, the rules are rulers, the mother of the class is pulling the strings, and the ink fountain is hanging." ”
Sima Xiaowu read this, and Dapeng stepped forward to grab the small wooden hook exposed on the ink fountain.
This little wooden hook is called the class mother, Sima Xiaowu and Dapeng read at the same time: "Wrestling is created, and the line is pressed by a hundred ghosts." ”
After reading Dapeng pulled out the ink line, Sima Xiaowu picked up the ink line, and between Yang Junfeng's neck and navel, he flicked nine horizontal and seven longitudinal lines, a total of sixteen lines.
Sima Xiaowu played the line, and Mai Xiaoying came back.
Seeing that she was empty-handed, I hurriedly asked, "Xiaoying, where is the medicine you prepared?" ”
Mai Xiaoying smiled, reached out and touched it in her pocket, this stupid girl actually found a few plates of mosquito coils and an eye medicine bottle.
I was in a hurry, saying that you are not fooling around, is this the medicine you are making? Now is not the time to joke.
Mai Xiaoying pouted and said Who is joking, I am very serious!
Then she looked at Sima Xiaowu and said that she was determined and steady, and it was done?
Sima Xiaowu nodded and said Sister, I'm serious about telling you, it's done.
Mai Xiaoying said Fifth Brother, don't be sarcastic about me, otherwise I will kidnap Yu Xin, after she finished speaking, she asked me to open Yang Junfeng's eyelids, and then put a few drops of eye medicine on Yang Junfeng.
I looked at Yang Junfeng's eyelids, the eye medicine on them, the color didn't seem to be right.
"Is this an eye drop?" I asked Mai Xiaoying, I was really afraid that she would mess up and kill Yang Junfeng.
Mai Xiaoying leaned into my ear and whispered: "Actually, it's Sister Li's beautiful urine, hehe, if you want to deal with the vixen's love Gu, you need the urine of the real lady, you understand, right?" ”
Damn, there is still such a saying!
Thinking that Sima Xiaowu's master and apprentice, as well as Xiaorou were here, I couldn't hold back my laughter.
Mak handed me the mosquito coil again and asked me to make cigarettes.
This is simple, I crushed all the mosquito coils, opened a box of cigarettes on Yang Junfeng's desk, tore open the cigarette rolls and took out all the tobacco leaves, mixed the crumbs of mosquito coils, and then wrapped them in printer paper and rolled them into rolls.
Mai Xiaoying pinched Yang Junfeng's cheeks with her hands, and Yang Junfeng opened his mouth suddenly.
The large cigarette was stuffed into Yang Junfeng's mouth by me.
Mai Xiaoying beckoned to me and motioned to light the large cigarette, and I was like an obedient little guy, taking out a lighter to light a cigarette.
At this time, Yang Junfeng was out of breath, and he couldn't light a cigarette.
Sima Xiaowu said look at me, took out a white cloth, put it on Yang Junfeng's chest, and pressed it vigorously with his hand.
Sima Xiaowu is really powerful, he pressed it, Yang Junfeng exhaled a breath, pressed it again, Yang Junfeng took a breath, and after a few strokes, the large cigarette was lit.
At this time, I found out that what was covering Yang Junfeng's chest was a diaper used by a child.
After the cigarette was lit, at Mai Xiaoying's request, Sima Xiaowu continued to press Yang Junfeng's chest, with great force, and felt that he had to press Yang Junfeng's ribs if he pressed harder.
With Sima Xiaowu's press, the large cigarette was inhaled by Yang Junfeng one after another.
When the cigarette burned to one-third, the smoke was also inhaled by Yang Junfeng, Mai Xiaoying asked Sima Xiaowu to let go of his hand, only to see smoke coming out of Yang Junfeng's mouth, ears, nose and eyes.
Without waiting for the cigarette to come out of Yang Junfeng's seven orifices, Mai Xiaoying asked Sima Xiaowu to continue to press it deeply.
Mai Xiaoying pulled Xiaorou over again.
"Sister Xiaorou, you look at my cousin's face carefully, and when that mosquito Gu can't stand the smoke and fire, he will definitely show his head from one of my cousin's seven orifices to breathe, and most likely, it will come out of his eyes."
Xiaorou looked at Mai Xiaoying and said then?
"As soon as the mosquito Gu shows its head, you will swing the knife and cut the mosquito Gu in two." Mai Xiaoying said.
Sima Xiaowu's apprentice, that is, Dapeng, who had dealt with me in the underground garage before, listened to what Mai Xiaoying said to Xiaorou, and his eyes widened immediately.
"Uncle Shi, are you joking, who can use a knife to cut off a mosquito in two?"
Sima Xiaowuyi glared and said that if you don't speak, no one will treat you as a dumb person.
Dapeng was stunned by the master, afraid of being beaten, and hurriedly hid behind me.
"Fifth brother, don't be distracted, continue to press hard." Mai Xiaoying said to Sima Xiaowu.
Sima Xiaowu nodded, pressed several times in succession, and the cigarette continued to spew out from Yang Junfeng's seven orifices.
At this moment, Master Huang finally came in handy, after the tooth failed, my hearing was much better, I suddenly heard the sound of mosquitoes flapping their wings, I hurriedly went to see Yang Junfeng's face, and then went to remind Xiaorou.
"Brother Yang's left eye suddenly vibrate, Sister Xiaorou is careful, it is estimated that the mosquitoes are coming out."
As soon as Sima Xiaowu heard me say this, he increased his strength and snapped twice, as if Yang Junfeng's ribs were broken.
Seeing that the large cigarette in Yang Junfeng's mouth was about to burn out, a very small mosquito slowly revealed half of its body from the gap between Yang Junfeng's eyelids and eyes.
I saw Xiao Rou's pedicure knife swinging, and the blade was close to Yang Junfeng's eyelids, which could be slashed over Yang Junfeng's left eye.
I was so frightened that I closed my eyes.
Even Sima Xiaowu, the coffin board who often deals with the dead, can't stand such an exciting scene.
Just like someone who dares to kill someone, but may not dare to gouge out his eyes, Sima Xiaowu and I both covered our eyes and said, "It's over, even if you pull out the mosquito Gu, Lao Yang will be blind in his left eye." ”
"It's a pity that this mosquito turned out to be a female, otherwise I would have stabbed it just now, and I promised to give it to the gelding." Xiao Rou said very generously.
Hearing this, I and Sima Xiaowu's master and apprentice dared to open our eyes.
At this time, Xiaorou had already picked up her pedicure knife again, and Mai Xiaoying had already put the mosquito Gu broken in two on a piece of white paper, pointing to the white paper for the three of us to see.
It's just a tiny mosquito!
When we all saw it clearly, Mai Xiaoying quickly rolled up the white paper and asked me to light it with a lighter.
I looked at Yang Junfeng's left eye, except for the broken eyelashes on the left, Yang Junfeng's left eyelids, as well as the eyeballs, were all intact, Sima Xiaowu gave his hand to Xiao Rou: "Miss Xiaorou, why is your knife so fast?" ”
"I don't have him, I know him well." Xiaorou said in a chivalrous manner.
After Xiao Rou finished speaking, her little hand shook, and the pedicure knife disappeared from her palm like a ghost.
If it is said that before, Xiao Rou was able to kill Mi Mancang with one sword, it was because of Mi Mancang's arrogance and Xiao Rou's luck in it, everyone was not very convinced of Xiao Rou's knife skills.
Now, no one dares to underestimate Xiao Rou's knife anymore.
At this moment, Yang Junfeng hadn't woken up yet, his mobile phone on the big office desk suddenly vibrated a few times, Mai Xiaoying called Li Yu in, opened Yang Junfeng's mobile phone, and saw a message from Lu Xinxin on it.
"Tonight, bring the certificate and documents I asked you to prepare, as well as your seal, and come to my uncle."
Li Yu is now very afraid of Lu Xinxin, and looks at Mai Xiaoying at a loss.
She now regards Mai Xiaoying as a big savior, and takes Mai Xiaoying's hand and asks, cousin, what should we do next?
"You stay honest and take care of my cousin, and Huangshan and I will go to the appointment for my cousin." Mai Xiaoying said.
"Can you do it?" I'm afraid she's pretending to be too big.