Chapter 653: If the child is disobedient, he will spank his ass!
"Alas! You monster can't even tell lies, can you tell the poor monk without sighing? The poor monk sighed that you are so stupid, why do you still come out to be a monster. It's not your fault for being stupid, but it's your fault for running out and being embarrassed. ”
After hearing this, the red boy blinked his eyes and said with an innocent face.
"Master, I don't understand what you're saying!"
Ou Yangming walked around the tree twice with his hands behind his back, and then said slowly.
"Tell me about you, it's not good to make up an identity, you have to make up a rich family? First of all, the general wealthy, the nursing home at home, that is indispensable. Secondly, how bold should the mountain bandits be to rush directly into the village and rob your property? Are the villagers all beasts to be slaughtered? Don't know about resistance?
And this radius of a hundred miles, deserted, you tell the poor monk that there is a village in the west. Is it really my big apprentice's somersault cloud, made of mud? I'm afraid you don't know, I went to Huayuan in vain before, and I have already figured out the surrounding terrain.
The most important point is that you were hung up for three days and three nights without eating or drinking. But your spirit is obviously not like being starved for three days and three nights. Even if you are in the prime of life, you are hanging from a tree, and you have been hungry for so long, I am afraid that you don't even have the strength to call for help. Not to mention, your voice is full of energy.
You are now thinking clearly, and your words are reasonable, are you afraid that you are a big fool to be a poor monk? ”
"Hahahaha!!"
Sun Wukong laughed out loud at the time, originally he thought it was nothing, but he heard his master say this.
He really felt that the red boy was quite second.
The red boy was analyzed by Ou Yangming, and Sun Wukong's laughter made his face flush with shame.
"Master, I am free and strong, and I am not as good as me in the prime of life. That's why I ........"
Before the red boy could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Ou Yangming.
"Alright, alright. You don't explain anymore, if you explain again, I'll just think you're more stupid. I don't think it's strange that you're tied to a tree. But if you look at the height at which you are hoisted, the person who hangs you will not be able to fly! ”
"You, you, you......"
The red boy was really about to be blown up by Ou Yangming, didn't he say that the monks were stupid and stupid?
And you, Tang Xuanzang, as a good person who has practiced for ten lifetimes, met me as a weak child, why didn't you save it?
On the contrary, I thought about it so much?
Red Boy would never have dreamed that this Tang Xuanzang in front of him would have been replaced a long time ago!
Since the soft ones can't work, let's come with the hard ones!
Thinking of this, the red boy's eyes flashed.
Rumble!
The rattan that bound his hands shattered in an instant, raising a puff of smoke and dust.
"Protect Master!"
Sun Wukong took out the golden hoop stick and quickly blocked in front of Ou Yangming.
Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng protected Ou Yangming's rear one left and one right.
The three apprentices stood by and stared at the smoke and dust in front of them.
After a while, the smoke and dust slowly dissipated, revealing the red child in its original form.
I saw this red boy, his face was like powder, his lips were painted with vermilion, his battle skirt was embroidered with dragons and phoenixes, and he was holding a Zhangba fire spear in both hands, and there was a faint smoke exhaling from the tip of his nose.
"Yo he! It turned out to be a little kid, and I was so cautious because of the old pig. ”
Zhu Bajie saw that it was a small point, and his vigilance dropped by more than three points in an instant.
"Eight precepts, don't take it lightly. Your senior brother may not be able to beat him, how many points do you think you are better than Goku? ”
"What?!"
Sha Seng and Sun Wukong spoke out in unison, looking at Xiao Budian in front of them in disbelief.
Such a little kid, can he beat the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace?
Master, I'm afraid you're not kidding me!
"Don't underestimate others, this little kid has been cultivating in the Flame Mountain for three hundred years. The true fire of samadhi has been practiced, and the true fire of samadhi is not an open fire in the mortal world, and water cannot be extinguished. Although Wukong has a way to avoid fire, but when this fire burns, the smoke produced can smoke the six gods without a master. ”
"Humph!"
The red boy snorted, and then pointed the fire-tipped spear in his hand at Ou Yangming.
"You monk, you have a bit of knowledge! I know that your Holy Child King has practiced in the Flame Mountain. In that case, you also know how powerful I am, and I don't quickly surrender with both hands. Follow me to Huoyun Cave and make your king's appetizers? ”
"Phew! You shameless little demon, you are really ashamed! What do you think of your grandfather and me? Is it mud that can't be made? ”
Ouyang Mingming hadn't gotten angry yet, but Sun Wukong had blown up his hair first.
On the way to learn scriptures in the west, I have seen all kinds of demons and monsters, but it is the first time I have encountered such an arrogant one.
Which monster met him, wasn't he cowardly before he fought?
This time, a hairy boy came, and he noisily asked him to surrender with both hands and obediently make his snacks.
Uncle can bear it, but aunt can't bear it either!
If it spreads, wouldn't it ruin his reputation as a Monkey King?!
"Lao Sun advises you, obediently invite the four of us masters and apprentices to have a meal in your cave, and then kowtow and confess, and you can still be spared. If not, I'm going to strip you naked and spank your ass!! ”
"Poof!"
Ou Yangming and Zhu Bajie, as well as the serious sand monk, none of them couldn't hold back, and laughed directly.
The monkey was able to speak, and he stripped himself of his ass, and lost his mouth.
"You, you, you....."
The red boy was not lightly angry by this.
"Yes, yes, Goku is right. If the child is disobedient, he will be spanked. ”
Ou Yangming also laughed at the red boy on the side, especially the three words of spanking the fart, which was bitten by him very hard.
"I'm ....., I'm going to kill you!"
The red boy's eyes were red, and the fire-tipped gun in his hand was aimed at Sun Wukong, and he immediately stabbed out.
At the place where this shot was stabbed, the surrounding area was instantly filled with flames and smoke.
It was originally a sunny day, but it suddenly turned into a dark cloud.
Look at the hideous red boy again, without that cute look, it has a bit of the momentum of the demon king of the mixed world.
Sun Wukong held a golden hoop stick in his hand and greeted him not to be outdone.
The two of them quickly fought together, and the sound of clanging weapons was constantly heard from the battle group.
From time to time, a flame flew out and hit the surrounding vegetation.
The grass and trees were burned to ashes in an instant by a wisp of flame, which shows the domineering power of this fire.
Sun Wukong, who has the secret of avoiding fire, is completely fearless.
After fighting with the red boy, the two of them stepped aside.
"Hey, hey! The flame of your little boy is not as strong as my master said. The smoke was a little choking, but it wasn't a big deal. Little brat, you have to think about it carefully, in case you are caught by my grandson. Stripped naked and spanked your little ass, that's for sure. If it's serious, maybe I'm going to hang you up and beat you! ”
The red boy looked at Sun Wukong, who was shaking his head and bragging, and his teeth were clucking.