"Just kidding, Uncle Ben hasn't got a girlfriend yet, how can he want to die?"

Bai Xiaofeng touched his nose and smiled, his eyes narrowed: "But grandpa, if you don't give me money, you should be dead." ”

The old man rubbed his crotch with his right hand, so angry, Lao Tzu was smashed on the field!

This tone is obviously going to kill Lao Tzu if you don't give money!

He glared at Bai Xiaofeng angrily, gritted his teeth and said: "Hou Shengzi, Erchen Lao Liu has been crisscrossing the rivers and lakes for decades, you are the first to dare to be so arrogant in front of him, I'm afraid you don't know the prestige of Lao Tzu's peachwood sword across the rivers and lakes back then, right?" ”

As he spoke, he deliberately covered his head and shook his head and sighed: "Alas...... If the amount is not in the rivers and lakes, is there no legend on the rivers and lakes? ”

Bai Xiaofeng was still full of smiles, and said slowly: "Grandpa, are you afraid that it is a Luoyang shovel that crisscrosses the rivers and lakes?" ”

The old man's body trembled, his pupils immediately constricted, and he looked at Bai Xiaofeng in dismay, while slowly rubbing his crotch with his right hand, and laughed dryly: "Heh, Hou Shengzi, what do you mean?" ”

Bai Xiaofeng opened the cardboard box with his right hand, and while inspecting the materials inside, he pouted and said: "In addition, old man, if there is a legend about the name of the earth rat in the rivers and lakes, it is also a matter of digging graves and finding gold, I'm afraid it has a bad reputation?" ”

Bang!

As soon as the words fell, the old man suddenly slapped on the table and scolded angrily: "Stinky boy, you investigate Lao Tzu, you are dead, your kid is dead today!" ”

"You look so ugly, who has the time to investigate you? The whole store smells earthy, and you can tell it when you smell it. Bai Xiaofeng rolled his eyes and continued to check the materials in the box, completely ignoring the old man's angry reprimand.

“……”

The old man's pupils constricted, his brows furrowed, and he subconsciously took two deep breaths, but he didn't smell the earthy smell.

However, when he looked at Bai Xiaofeng, his eyes were full of horror.

It's because the kid in front of him is right!

He is indeed a native master, no, it should be said that he is a captain who touches gold, an authentic tomb robber.

But this was already ten years ago, ten years ago, he washed his hands in a golden basin and opened a funeral shop on this funeral street, hiding his name.

Now, a hillbilly boy suddenly appeared, and he smelled that he was Captain Touching Gold, a liar?

Even if it really smells earthy, isn't ten years enough to erase it?

however

What he didn't know was that Bai Xiaofeng had been extremely sensitive to all kinds of evil auras since he was a child because his body was sealed with the Ghost King.

It was indeed difficult to smell the earthy smell, but the earthy smell mixed with the dead man's dead smell could not escape his nose.

Just when the old man was shocked, Bai Xiaofeng suddenly said again: "Well, old man, you should have been poisoned by the corpse, right?" ”

Bang!

These words were like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, which made the old man's body tremble suddenly, and when he saw Bai Xiaofeng's expression, he was frightened, and his voice trembled: "You, how do you know?" ”

"Heh, Uncle Ben is such a genius, just look at it." Bai Xiaofeng touched his nose and smiled, his eyes narrowed: "I not only know that you have been poisoned by corpses, but I also know that you are about to die." ”

The old man's heart set off a huge wave, his body began to tremble uncontrollably, and he looked at Bai Xiaofeng dumbfounded, his mouth was open, but he couldn't speak.

How does this kid know everything?

In the past ten years, Lao Tzu has met countless heavenly masters, but he has not been discovered.

How did he come and see the bottom at a glance?

"Well, I can detoxify your body." Bai Xiaofeng saw that the old man didn't speak, and continued to say with a smile.

In fact, when he looked at the old man's appearance just now, he already understood seven or eight points.

This old man has a sallow, skinny face, and looks like a dying and withered appearance, and he is simply no one.

In particular, a pair of hands, as dry as firewood, covered in skin and bones, and ten fingernails are all black, which is the most obvious feature of the corpse poison.

Of course, this feature is a little hidden and not easy to be discovered.

But just now, the old man happened to be lying on the recliner basking in the sun, and he didn't expect Bai Xiaofeng to be an insider, and he happened to see it.

And when the old man entered the store just now, Bai Xiaofeng also smelled the earthy smell with a dead breath, and took a closer look at the old man's walking posture, obviously with some vague steps and a feeling that his heels couldn't touch the ground.

So, the guess in his heart has been implemented.

This old man has not only been poisoned by corpses, but he has also reached an extremely serious level.

It's just that it was suppressed by the old man in some way, so it didn't break out, but slowly eroded the old man's body.

However, if the corpse poison is not removed as soon as possible, this old man will not live too long, and the corpse poison will not be suppressed and will completely explode.

At that time, this old man will not only die, but also become a corpse.

Therefore, Bai Xiaofeng had the idea of detoxifying the old man and making extra money by the way.

Just kidding, do you really think the money is easy to earn?

Does it cost money to pick up a girl?

Whether it's Chen Ling'er or Song Nannan, if such a daughter wants to get her hands on it, which one doesn't cost blood?

Although it is free of charge and asks for money, it is very black-hearted.

But, in order to pick up girls, no matter how black-hearted you are, you have to do it!

What's more, this old man is still a grave digger, he must not be bad for money, not black and white, not black and white, day and night do not understand the darkness of night!

however

After the old man heard Bai Xiaofeng's words, his eyes suddenly flashed, as if a dying man had grasped the last straw.

He shuddered and asked, "You, can you really detoxify my corpse?" ”

But as soon as he said this, the old man was stunned.

He carefully looked at Bai Xiaofeng's appearance, he was young, with a hint of childishness on his face, and he was dressed in a rustic manner, although he was handsome, but the Yin Yang Heavenly Master did not rely on his appearance to eat.

Just the appearance of this kid, it is estimated that he was born in a wild way, and he is so young, if he has the ability to detoxify the corpse, it would be strange!

Ten years ago, he washed his hands in a golden basin, just because he was poisoned by corpses, and secretly found many powerful heavenly masters, but they couldn't detoxify, but they just found a way to suppress corpse poison.

Helpless, he had no choice but to hide here, saying that he was retiring incognito, but it was better to eat and wait for death.

There are so many things that the Heavenly Master can't handle, how can this kid in front of him do it?

Thinking about it, the old man sighed helplessly, and said with a wry smile: "Hou Shengzi, you are right, but this corpse poison has stumped many heavenly masters back then, at your age, alas...... Forget it. ”

As he spoke, the old man pushed the box: "Well, 180,000 yuan of material money, I will give you a discount, and I will charge you 150,000 yuan, and we will pass this matter today." ”

Mother's Hippie's!

150,000 more!

I can't help it!

The money is all going to be used to pick up girls, how can you give it, it's impossible to give it in this life!

Bai Xiaofeng frowned, stretched out his hand and pressed on the box: "Grandpa, if you don't let me try, how do you know that I can't cure your corpse poison?" ”

"How strong can you be at this age?" The old man didn't expect Bai Xiaofeng to be so persistent, his brows furrowed, and he said helplessly: "Back then, I found many powerful third-grade heavenly masters who failed to get rid of the corpse poison." ”

Forehead......

I just beat up a group of three-grade heavenly masters last night!

The corners of Bai Xiaofeng's mouth twitched, and then gritted his teeth and said, "Try it, you're dying anyway, just let me try, try and you won't get pregnant." ”

“……”

The old man's body was shocked, and his right hand rubbed his crotch fiercely, MMP, why are you trying Lao Tzu's life?

Is Lao Tzu a guinea pig in the lab? It's true that you won't get pregnant, but you'll burp it!