These words made No. 3 imagine a mature beauty from the picture who was coquettish, and felt that the whole person was hot, and he couldn't wait to press the other party on the bed.

For No. 1**, there can't be any bad intentions, I didn't take it to heart at all, because women said don't want to, in fact, they want to, women are duplicitous.

When the time comes, eat hot pot, then watch a movie, and then take out the picture of your cute little milk cat, fool her to go home with me, as long as you get to my house, you can't help it.

No. 3 secretly planned in his heart, but instead of showing it on his face, he smiled and said, "I can!" How can you have bad intentions, wait for me, I'll send you the address. ”

Lin Fan pressed the T keyboard and still turned into a female voice and said sweetly: "Okay, I'll drive over after playing this, you can't let me go with the pigeon." ”

Driving over, this girl seems to be a rich man, or a company, and it is a proper goddess, this is cool, today must be the peach blossom luck, and now you can have less struggle for 30 years.

No. 3 thought excitedly, but he also knew that he couldn't show it, so he had to pretend to be noble: "Then you'll come after the fight!" The pigeons won't let you go. ”

In this regard, Lin Fan stopped lowering his voice, and spoke directly in his original voice, and the crossbow arrow in his hand was raised, and an arrow was shot directly into his head.

"Brother! I've never seen a stupid fool like you,"

No. 3 instantly fell to the ground with his headshot holding his stomach, shouting in panic: "There are people here, there are people here." ”

"People don't have it, see the ID that killed you clearly, it seems that you are not ordinary stupid." Lin Fan squatted down and switched the machete to look at him with a smile.

Kill information, and the No. 1 speaking mark, No. 3 didn't understand at this time, and scolded Lin Fan angrily.

"Nima, you women's clothing boss,."

When Lin Fan was talking to him, he slashed at his head with a knife in his hand, and said, "Sister No. 2, do you see this man's face clearly now?" ”

The first voice sounded after the No. 2 girl hung up, and the voice was very cold.

"Got it, Zhong Feng, my mother told you, you were dumped by labor and management, how far the will you get in the future, and now I will be disgusted to look at you."

No. 3 was stunned, looked left and right, and now remembered that his girlfriend was still there, and finally understood at this time that he had been trapped, and in the face of such a situation, he hurriedly begged

"Wife, daughter-in-law, quiet baby, I was wrong, I was wrong, please forgive me."

I'll go......... Lin Fan saw that he was not scolding the street, but instead laughed sarcastically: "If this is not a game, but in reality, this guy is estimated to kneel directly on the ground, believe it or not." ”

"Believe it, what you say is what you say, 666."

"Such a man is not worthy of a girlfriend at all."

"This scumbag, if this is reality, I'll beat him to death."

"Actually, you can also beat him to death, didn't he say the address, brothers, did you beat the scumbag together?"

"Fight scumbags together? Add me one, I'm in XT. ”

"I've been wanting to hit him for a long time, go, go."

"Far away, can't get by, brothers, labor and management will mentally accompany you to beat him."

At this time, No. 3 was talking fiercely and begging No. 2, and No. 2 said to Lin Fan as if he hadn't heard it

"Thank you, woo, thank you for letting me finally see his face clearly, what is your QQ number, handsome guy, I'm ready to go to sleep, can you add a QQ?"

Lin Fan was very quick and immediately gave her a number.

"Thank you." After the 2nd finished speaking, he directly withdrew from the game, and the name of the sign where it has now exited.

Seeing that No. 2 had withdrawn, No. 3 looked at Lin Fan with hatred on his face, and scolded directly without mercy: "You bastard, are you fucking sick?" ”

Lin Fan responded immediately, and kept saying one sentence in a loop: "You come to beat me!" You're going to hit me! ”

"You're going to hit me! You're going to hit me! ”

"You're going to hit me! You're going to hit me! ”

"You're going to hit me! You're going to hit me! ”

Six sentences are omitted......

No. 3 was just about to scold when he heard this sentence, and he was about to scold, and he heard this sentence again, and a word of friends was pushed back, and he couldn't stand it, crying and saying a word, and then directly clicking to quit the game.

"Wow, how can there be someone like you, you keep talking and talking, and you don't give me a chance to speak, I won't play."

Hahaha

This sentence made the audience laugh out loud, it was so funny, it was directly stifled with the feeling of internal injury.

"Oops, I can't stand it, I can't stand it, I'm almost laughing anymore."

"This sentence is really annoying, I have learned and learned this wave."

"Indeed, if you keep saying this, people will be beaten back before they can open their mouths to speak."

"I can't laugh anymore, Brother Fan's operation is even more beautiful than a cold and rainy night!"

"The ten consecutive hits of the best angry man of the year directly made the popularity cry."

"Yes, yes, this can do."

The ending of these two people, whether it is Lin Fan or the audience, they have already guessed with their feet what will happen to them next, and they have no sympathy for No. 3, they all feel that they deserve it.

Lin Fan also said about the No. 3 question: "Seriously, this No. 3, I will give you an analysis of what kind of person this is, first of all, the three levels needless to say, and then it is self-righteous, this person is self-sufficient, and he feels that everything should develop in his direction." ”

"And this kind of person is still a daydreamer, very self-righteous, thinking that this thing is like this, and 100% like this, as long as it continues, it's OK."

"A designer, too, is too unqualified, and there is this person estimated to be twenty-seven or eighteen, in fact, sixteen or seventeen, he was fooled by himself, as if he had not experienced society, that is, this kind of person was cheated by me in such a short time, if it is replaced by a real adult, or a person who has become an adult in mind, it is estimated that it will not be so easy to succeed, and even if it succeeds, it will not be in such a short time."

"But there's one thing but it's very important.,I experience a problem with men and women now.,Scumbags sleep good women.,Bad women play good men.,No. 2 From the beginning to the present.,It can be seen that this girl is a good woman.,If I guess right.,I should have been deceived by No. 3's rhetoric."

"I have to say, you girls are looking for men, it is recommended that you find straight men with cancer, at least this type of cheating is not big, and most of the good men are straight men, because the emotional intelligence is high after actual combat, and there are more pickled girls, and the emotional intelligence is naturally high, so a few people with high emotional intelligence are not scumbags."

The audience felt that what they said was quite reasonable, and they all subconsciously nodded in agreement, and when Lin Fan was over, they suddenly found that this was a little wrong!

"I see, after saying so much, aren't you just saying that you yourself are a good man?"

"Just say that you are a good man, why do you say so much? It's not the first day we've met. ”

"Brother Fan, we've known each other for so long, are you really good at touting yourself so much?"

"This self-praise, what you have learned, remember it first."

"Again, remember, study and study, study how it is easy to flatter yourself."

PS: The third update was released, something went wrong, damn it, there won't be anything wrong with the body, right?

Besides, it's all ready, the appetizers are done, and the real climax is coming.