Chapter 986: Teach them to be ghosts
Don't know me?
I was stunned for a moment, and then smiled bitterly, it seems that my buddy's reputation in the underworld is still not big enough.
But since this ghost almost doesn't know me, then I'll have to play tonight.
Thinking of this, I shouted, "Don't get out of here yet!" ”
"Ouch, this dead cripple actually eats yin and yang rice." In the swirling yin wind, the ghost's voice sounded again, a little surprised.
Immediately after, another voice sounded: "Big brother, be careful, the old immortal is not here, let this dead lame man guard, let's not capsize in the gutter." ”
"I'm afraid of a hair, just a dead cripple, no matter how powerful he is, he is a dead cripple, are you still afraid of him?" The rampant voice rang out.
Call......
As soon as the words fell, the yin wind swirling in the corridor dispersed, and two ghosts floated out.
I looked at the two ghosts, one thin and one fat, thin and tall, fat and short, wearing a ghost uniform, which looked a little ill-fitting.
As they appeared, the Humpty Dumpty Onicha still had a disdainful smile on his face, and the slender Onicha squinted at me, his eyes flashing with a green light, and he seemed to be a little jealous of me.
"Just the two of you?" I asked.
Humpty Dumpty almost had a big belly: "Dead lame, just the two of us can't be parried." ”
"Those who don't know are not afraid." I shook my head and sighed, I've made trouble in the underworld so many times, not to mention these low-level ghosts, even if Yin Shuai sees me now, I have to weigh it.
"Ouch, I'll go, you're a pretty crippled person." The Humpty Dumpty man's eyes widened, and two beams of green light burst out of his eyes, and he shouted angrily: "Go to death, don't hinder the ghost to do things." ”
I pushed the wheelchair and stopped in the middle of the hallway, laughing, "What if I don't let it?" ”
Humpty Dumpty's face suddenly turned hideous, and he was about to shout angrily, when the tall and thin ghost on the side hurriedly dragged him: "Big brother, let's be careful." ”
"Watch out." The Humpty Dumpty ghost almost shook his hand and broke free of the thin and tall ghost: "We're ghosts, are we still afraid of a dead cripple who eats yin and yang rice?" Even if the two of us really do it today, who will help this kid? ”
The thin and tall ghost's eyes lit up and he grinned: "What the eldest brother said, what the eldest brother said." ”
I looked at the comparison between the two, and what Humpty Dumpty said about the ghost is not false, if the ghost is really in conflict with the people in the yang industry, and it gets to the underworld, the underworld will also favor the ghost, after all, the ghost is within the establishment of the underworld.
At this point, regardless of the two worlds of yin and yang, they are all the same.
But these two guys are unlucky, so they have nothing to do and pretend to be in front of me......
"Who sent you to seduce souls?" I took a deep breath and narrowed my eyes, "As far as I know, the ghost cha does not have the power to hook souls in the underworld, unless it is a superior who is authorized to help, but ...... The ghost of an ordinary girl, you shouldn't be able to get a license, right? ”
"Ouch, I'll go, you kid still knows a lot about the market of the underworld?" Humpty Dumpty raised his eyebrows: "However, Lao Tzu is a ghost, far from being comparable to your little yin and yang ghost catcher, why should Lao Tzu report to you?" ”
"Besides, as a ghost, we catch the soul of a girl, and you can still be questioned by a dead cripple?"
I raised my hands and clapped my hands: "Tut-tut...... Not to mention, Humpty Dumpty, when you pretend to compare, it's really tigery. ”
Humpty Dumpty frowned: "Who do you call Humpty Dumpty?" Call the master, you have to call the old man the ghost uncle! ”
As soon as the words fell, the tall and thin ghost on the side waved his hand, and the black yin wind filled the corridor and swept towards me like a wave.
The thin and tall ghost said coldly: "Big brother, let's stop talking nonsense, this dead cripple wants to stop it, then let's take him down with him, let him know how powerful our ghost is uncle!" ”
Sou! Sou!
After speaking, the two ghosts set off a black yin wind, like two off-string arrows, flying towards me at great speed.
Seeing them get closer and closer, I clutched my head and said, "You two will regret your stupid behavior later." ”
"I'm sorry you're paralyzed! In this heaven and earth, who can make your ghost uncle regret it? "Humpty Dumpty's ghost is really arrogant, and when he flew in, with a move of his right hand, a big knife surrounded by yin qi appeared in his hand, raised it high, and slashed down on the top of my head.
I frowned and shouted, "Brothers, come out!" ”
Boom, boom, boom......
In an instant, the corridor beside me was like a firecracker during the Chinese New Year, and a cloud of gloomy wind suddenly rose, rolling up and whirling, followed by dense ghosts revealed.
"What's the situation?"
Humpty Dumpty, who raised the knife above my head, almost exclaimed.
"That's the case!"
Almost at the same time, Xiao Liuzi's voice appeared out of thin air, and a green yin wind suddenly swept away from me, and a thin white hand stretched out from the green yin wind, and grabbed Humpty Dumpty's big knife.
And at this moment, the big knife is only a slap away from the top of my head!
"Who dares to stand in the way of the ghost uncle?" Humpty Dumpty roared.
Bang!
Before the words fell, out of thin air, a green yin wind slapped on Humpty Dumpty's body, and this guy flew out like a broken pocket and fell heavily to the ground.
I don't know if this guy is missing a string in his brain, as soon as he landed, he yelled: "Brother, kill this dead lame man!" ”
With a loud roar, Humpty Dumpty hurriedly raised his head, but in the next second, the hideousness on his face suddenly turned into horror: "! ”
I couldn't hold back, I laughed out loud, just now, in the flash of light, the old Wang next door appeared directly next to the thin and tall ghost, just like carrying a chicken cub, and carried the thin and tall ghost into the air.
At this time, Humpty Dumpty Ghost almost saw that the thin and tall ghost was hanging in the air fluttering his hands and feet.
"Big brother, I met, I met a hard stubble." The tall and thin ghost was almost anxious and frightened.
In the distance, Humpty Dumpty looked as if he had seen a ghost, struggling and trying to float. But at this moment, the figure of Xiao Liuzi was slowly revealed next to me, this guy sneered, and rushed over with a bang, and slammed Humpty Dumpty Ghost to the ground and shouted angrily: "Wang Ba Lizi, do you dare to provoke Brother Laozi?" ”
"The big guy spares his life, the big guy spares his life." Even if Humpty Dumpty's ghost is no longer comparable, he can still distinguish the strength of the ghost king, and at this time, he lies on the ground like a dead dog and begs for mercy.
", you're quite social, what's the big guy? Call me Shangguan! Xiao Liuzi slammed on Humpty Dumpty's skull again, and he was stunned to step on Humpty Dumpty's skull.
Humpty Dumpty's skull was deflated on the ground, and his facial features were a little indistinguishable, but he still exclaimed, "Shangguan? Are you Yinji? ”
"Nonsense!" Xiao Liuzi scolded, then looked up and asked me, "Big brother, what should I do?" ”
I waved my hand: "They are so arrogant to be ghosts, you teach them to be ghosts first, and then we will talk about the next things." ”
(End of chapter)