Chapter 3 It's a Retarded World! (Ask for Collect and Push!) )
(The third more, ask for a reward!) Haha, the update owed is one chapter less. Tickets handed over! )
As soon as Cheng Fan's giant beast appeared, the human beings watching were collectively shocked, Hong Kong, the PPDC base has been messed up, and the computer can't give an accurate rating, what level is appropriate for such a murderous thing that only exists in mythology?
Level 7, Level 8...... Or level 10?
Everyone paid attention to this giant beast, but in the eyes of people, this giant beast suddenly disappeared from the camera and satellite image, as if it had never existed.
"Huh?"
At this moment, the person who watched the giant beast disappear out of thin air stood up from his position in shock, his eyes widened, and he stared at the screen.
"Hey, what about the beast? Why is it gone in a blink of an eye? ”
"yes, yes, how did it disappear? I still want to take a screenshot for the desktop! ”
When the female anchor Luo Luo picked up the live broadcast machine and rearranged the camera, someone immediately found that the behemoth in the sky had disappeared without a trace.
"I don't know!"
The female anchor Luo Luo pursed her lips and looked up at the sky, she had a feeling that the giant beast was still there and had not disappeared.
"Where did that guy go? Did you find anything? ”
At the PPDC base, countless technicians are constantly busy, adjusting various cutting-edge instruments and equipment, and probing the sky where the giant beast has disappeared, but the instrument has never been found, and the giant beast seems to have really disappeared.
"Sir, I've made a discovery!"
A dark-skinned technician in charge of monitoring the sea situation raised his hand, he was too anxious just now, he accidentally knocked over the water cup on the table, and was looking for a tissue to wipe it, when he looked down and saw that the sea where the giant beast disappeared, there was no rain falling.
"Boy, what did you find?"
The black commander walked up to the dark-skinned technician, and the dark-skinned technician quickly clicked on the screen a few times, and two different pictures appeared, he pointed to one of them, looked at the black commander, and said excitedly: "Sir, look, this is the picture taken by the giant beast just now......
The black commander frowned when he saw the picture played, except for the giant beast in the sky, the rough sea, and the two Kaiju beasts lying in the sea like dogs, he didn't see anything! He glared at this African fellow with a look of "You kid is happy with me, believe it or not, Lao Tzu cut you"!
The dark-skinned technician was glared at by the black commander, and his whole body was shocked, and he quickly enlarged another picture, and the two pictures were compared together, "Sir, look at this one again, this is being filmed, is there any difference?" ”
The black commander stared at the two pictures and stared at them, and several people came around behind him to watch them together, and the black commander noticed a detail in the two pictures, and his eyes lit up, and just as he was about to say it, a technician behind him who was also watching pointed to the two pictures and shouted, "I see!" Look at the sea, there is no rain in that area, which proves that the monster has not disappeared, it is still there, but we can't observe it now! ”
The reason is clear, and everyone here is not stupid, so they immediately understood that the monster did not disappear, but "can't see" it!
"Tiantong, immediately test that area!"
"Yes, sir."
"Sir, there is a discovery, it can't be detected there, it's like a terrible black hole around it, absorbing all the infrared rays, radio waves, and light we emit, and all the scans on it are invalid."
"Have you tried everything?"
"Experimenting ......"
Just as humans were busy detecting the disappeared Cheng Fan, Cheng Fan closed his eyes, defied gravity, and floated quietly in the sky, being a quiet and beautiful monster.
In fact, this guy is cracking satellite signals in the sky, hacking into human networks, and obtaining information about this world.
When he just came, he and Red Shadow's consciousness brushed the entire planet, checking whether this planet existed with the consciousness of the earth, in case this planet was just as cheating as the one in Godzilla's world, then there would be something to play.
In the wormhole, he and Red Shadow used water grinding to grind for an estimated million years before they smoothed out the huge conscious memory of the earth. That's the memory of the Earth of Godzilla for billions of years from the beginning of its formation......
As soon as he thought about it, Cheng Fan was excited...... I want to hit someone!
It took hundreds of millions of years to watch volcanic eruptions, hundreds of millions of years to see dinosaurs, and hundreds of millions of years to see how apes became humans......
It's not crazy, it's already a biological miracle!
Cheng Fan and Red Shadow connected to the Earth's network and obtained a lot of information about the planet.
The history of this earth is a little different from the history of Godzilla World Earth, but the history of mankind is surprisingly similar, the same I died in the Qing Dynasty, the same World War I and World War II, but there is no Godzilla, no Bumpman, no Spider-Man, but in 2013, a monster called Kaiju appeared in this world from a wormhole at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean.
Cheng Fan finished flipping through the history of human beings in this world, his eyes opened suddenly, and in the exclamation of human beings, his body emerged from the sky again, still so huge, like a myth, like a continuous mountain range across the sky.
He didn't actually do anything, but the cells in his body worked automatically, absorbing all the light, radiation, and radio waves around him.
Cheng Fan can definitely be called an alien species at this time, his DNA is no longer the double helix structure of earth creatures, but the combination of six powerful genes in a strange and stable structure.
"Ouch, monsters, wormholes, aliens, yes, this dick!"
A trace of curiosity, excitement, and desire to explore flashed in Cheng Fan's eyes, and suddenly, he lowered his head, and at a glance, he saw the two open chrysanthemum beasts below that were lying on their stomachs like puppies and did not dare to move, as well as the three mecha standing together and closely monitoring him, touched his chin with his paws, and then sighed and said: "However, it seems that I have come to a world like a retard!" The humans in this world simply disappoint me, and they can't compare to the humans in the Godzilla world who have struck me once......"
"In the face of a crisis that may lead to the extinction of mankind, those countries, those capitalists, the first thing that comes to mind is to give priority to protecting themselves?! What bullshit is that the funds are insufficient, the materials are not enough, and pure TM is bullshit! It's okay to stop the 'Mecha Warrior Project (Note 1) so hastily, these mentally retarded people actually came up with a 'Coastal Protection Wall Project', and it is estimated that the person who formulated this plan must have come up with ** when he went to the toilet.
What if the monster can fly? And flying very high, are you going to build the wall to the moon? What if the monster burrows into the ground? Do you still have to build the wall to the core of the earth? ”
"Alas, and this mecha design, I won't complain about engineering mechanics and mechanical design, but didn't you say that mind-sensing pilot babies are rare? Do you not change to the driver's remote control? Do you have to fight hand-to-hand? At the size of the Earth, it would not take more than a second for electromagnetic waves to reach any one place. ”
"I really don't believe that human beings will gather the best engineers and scientists from all over the world to develop a solution...... The weapon of the chrysanthemum beast, well, this name is not bad, it is remarkable. However, the chrysanthemum beast ...... Whose chrysanthemum is opened? ”
Cheng Fan paused for a few seconds on the name of the Kaiju Beast, and the beast showed a strange expression on his face, in his mind, if the human race cooperates sincerely, not to mention counterattacking the aliens, at least in the past 12 years, it will not be a problem to sweep the Kaiju Beast clean and protect the city.
The wisdom of human beings is absolutely good, thinking that he was in the Godzilla world, he was overshadowed by humans, and these guys actually deceived him with fraudsters and double bases, making him think that humans were researching black hole weapons, but in fact, a group of people stayed in a place that would never see the light of day for a whole decade, researching the elemental locking device.
"Whether you believe it or not, I don't believe it anyway. And the alien guy on the other side of this wormhole must also have suffered organic damage to the brain or incomplete brain development, resulting in a continuous obstacle to cognitive activity and the entire mental activity! Abbreviation - Intellectual Retardation! ”
"You put a detector and come over first, see what level of human beings are, and you don't have any points in your heart? After magnifying and destroying the human race, how can this planet be tossed by you? How good? You have to be like a boss, and groups of minions go up first, increasing the difficulty step by step.
Could it be that the speed of time on both sides of the wormhole is different? This is impossible, I found out, hundreds of millions of years ago, you seemed to be able to build a wormhole to the earth? So after so many years, technology is still at the level of hundreds of millions of years ago? You are not mentally retarded, who is mentally retarded? ”
Cheng Fan suddenly felt a sense of superiority in IQ, and looked at the Kaiju Beast and the Mecha Hunter below with a slightly downward look.
Note 1: When I was looking for information, I found that there are various translations of "Pacific Rim", and some of the translations of "Mecha Hunter Project" are "Ska Project".