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Sorrowful, suffering from gains and losses, and dilemmas between trade-offs. Li Weinian was irritable in his heart, bowing his head and speechless.

At this moment, a face suddenly poked out from the other side of the tree trunk.

The person who came grinned: "Team Li, why don't you just ask them together, hugging the left and the right to embrace the blessings of all people?" ”

"Brother Ermiao?" Li Weinian was overjoyed and hurriedly asked, "Can I really ask them together?" This ......, will others say that I am too romantic and too attentive? ”

"No, people are not romantic teenagers, everyone is a man, understand." Ding Ermiao smiled and said, "If you're worried that they will be jealous, I can help you." ”

Li Weinian was puzzled and asked, "How can you help me?" ”

"I can chop you in half with ten thousand people and give it to these two female ghosts." Ding Ermiao laughed: "In this way, each female ghost will be divided into half, and there will be no quarrels, absolutely fair, haha!" ”

"What, they're ghosts?!" Li Weinian sweated like $10,000 $ book $ bar $ novel () under the rain, and looked at Ding Ermiao in a trance.

Lu Zhu shook his head slowly: "Brother, don't listen to Ding Ermiao's nonsense, in fact, he is the ghost ......." If you don't believe me, you can ask Miss Xie. ”

Xie Caiwei nodded with a smile, indicating that she agreed with Luzhu's statement.

"I'm a ghost? Haha, I'm a ghost? Do you think I'm like a ghost?! Ding Ermiao grinned.

But smiling and laughing, his mouth opened wider and wider, until it reached his cheeks, and then continued to extend to his ears. On the whole face, there is only an incomparably huge mouth, which is emitting a piercing laugh!

"Ahh

How so? Who the hell is the ghost?! Li Weinian collapsed, suddenly lost sensation in his hands and feet, and his body fell sharply.

……

At this time, under the tree, Ding Ermiao and the three of them were looking up and looking forward to it.

Seeing Li Weinian not moving on it for a long time, Ding Ermiao knew that something was wrong. But no matter how he yelled under the tree, reminding him to restrain his mind, he still couldn't wake up Li Weinian's senses.

Lin Xiruo also saw that something was wrong, pulled out his gun in his hand, and prepared to fire a warning gun to help Li Weinian wake up.

"Don't shoot!" Ding Ermiao hurriedly stopped Lin Xiruo: "He is now confused, but he is afraid that he will suddenly be frightened when the gunshots sound, and he will fall directly down the tree, and wait for me to do it to dispel the demonic energy on the top of the tree!" ”

Ding Ermiao said with remorse in his heart. If Lin Xiruo was allowed to shoot twice before Li Weinian went up to the tree, suppressing evil with good and strengthening Li Weinian's behavior, where would there be such a result?

Just as he was about to do it to see if he could dispel the demonic energy on the top of the tree, Ding Ermiao found that Li Weinian had lost his hand and fell sharply from the canopy!

"Wake up, you idiot!" Looking at Li Weinian roaring from the tree, Ding Ermiao was anxious and had no master. Falling from a height of dozens of meters, there is still hope for survival?

If I had known, I wouldn't have asked him to go up, and I gave away my life in vain!

But Ding Ermiao's shout, at the last moment, finally made Li Weinian sober up. When he was less than seven or eight meters above the ground, Li Weinian suddenly woke up, his arms were suddenly locked, and the cloth rope wrapped around his wrist tightened and strangled on the bark.

Before going up the tree just now, Li Weinian measured the thickness of the trunk, and the safety rope designed was also based on this size. From the top of the tree downwards, the trunk gradually thickens, so the safety rope and the trunk themselves are gradually merging.

But the speed of the fall was too fast, although Li Weinian finally woke up and saved himself, he was still one step late. I only heard a muffled sound, and the cloth rope on Li Weinian's wrist had broken in the face of rapid continuous friction and huge downward momentum.

The cracked bark and the debris of the cloth rope fell one after another, like a rain of flowers. And Li Weinian was in this rain of flowers, his body was stunned, he fell one by one and continued to fall, his head rushed down, and he was about to hit his head on the ground.

The situation was urgent, Ding Ermiao didn't have time to think about it, gritted his teeth, bowed his waist, and collided with the falling Li Weinian!

I only hope that this collision can knock him away from the straight direction of the fall, drift forward slightly, and maybe there is a glimmer of life!

With a whoosh, a figure appeared in front of him. Li Weinian's body suddenly hit horizontally and moved to the side!

Ding Ermiao didn't bump into Li Weinian, couldn't hold his feet, rushed straight forward, his body fell to the ground, and then he rolled and stood up.

When I looked back, I saw Li Weinian lying in the grass in front of him, rolling his eyes and panting, his chest and abdomen rising and falling like waves.

And beside him, there was a female ghost green bead with a concerned face half-squatting.

Behind Li Weinian and Lu Zhu were the stunned Wan Shugao and Lin Xiruo. The two of them saw that Li Weinian was about to be splashed with blood on the spot, and when they were desperate, they saw him suddenly fall to the ground, and then, a beautiful woman in ancient costume suddenly appeared......

It's strange if you don't freeze, not only are your eyes not enough to see, but your head is too late.

Obviously, it was the female ghost Luzhu who suddenly appeared, caught Li Weinian at the moment when he was about to land, and entrusted him to the grass.

Phew! Ding Ermiao exhaled a long breath, sat down on the ground, and pointed at Li Weinian and scolded: "Tell you not to go up the tree, right?" I thought I could! The king of soldiers, the king of soldiers, fell down just now, did you wet your crotch with scare?! ”

Lu Zhu raised his head, glanced at Ding Ermiao with a slight complaint, and then lowered his head and called, "Brother, wake up ......"

Li Weinian still rolled his eyes, twisted his neck slightly, and seemed to be in a coma, and he didn't even know his sister Luzhu.

"Whew, whew, whew............" Luzhu leaned down, and in his small cherry mouth, he gently exhaled a line of mist and transmitted it to Li Weinian's mouth.

"Brother Ermiao, that's ...... Green beads? It's so punctual! Wan Shugao walked up to Ding Ermiao, stared at Lu Zhu with straight eyes, and asked, "What is she doing?" Artificial respiration? ”

"Ghost worker breathing." Ding Ermiao glared at Li Weinian angrily, then closed his eyes and secretly recited a mantra to stabilize his mind.

Two minutes later, Ding Ermiao opened his eyes and found that Li Weinian had sat up, and the flesh and blood on the inside of his arms were blurred, which was the result of rubbing on the pine tree just now.

Lu Zhu didn't know where to get a silk handkerchief, and was bandaging Li Weinian with tears in her eyes.

"I'm fine, Sister Green Bead, skin trauma ....... Why did you come here all of a sudden? Li Weinian was still comforting Lu Zhu, and asked again: "By the way, the ...... I saw on the tree just now, is it you?" ”

Thinking that on the tree, he once planned to hug left and right, and married Xie Caiwei and Luzhu at the same time, Li Weinian couldn't help but feel like a deer.

If the green beads at that time were the green beads around me now, it would be a shame! Because what he said at that time was clearly heard by Lu Zhu. -- That's an expression from the depths of my heart, a true heartfelt word!

After eating a lifetime of fasting, it was ruined on a meal of dog meat. The gentleman who has been pretending to be for so long ended up exposing his fancy intestines on the tree!

"It's not me, it's that the female ghost is too resentful, which makes my brother have a delusion." Lu Zhu shook his head slowly and said eloquently:

"After the pillar went back, he told me about the situation here, and I was worried about my brother's safety, so I couldn't rest assured, so I rushed over. I didn't think about it, but it came in time, or ......."

Li Weinian secretly shouted in his heart that he was glad and finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Otherwise, he won't die!" Ding Ermiao stood up, patted the blade of grass on his buttocks, pointed at Li Weinian and said, "Even if he falls to pieces, I can use all-purpose glue to glue him up; Even if his soul returns to the underworld, I can go to the underworld and get him back. Anyway, with me, he can't die. ”

In front of the female ghost Luzhu, Ding Ermiao will never admit defeat, this is the principle of a Maoshan disciple.

Lu Zhu slowly stood up, frowned, and said, "Mr. Ding is certainly clever, but your arrangement this time is too careless. If the Li family brother really fell just now, even if he didn't die, it would be inevitable to suffer......"

"Hey...... wait! Are you complaining about me? Yes? Ding Ermiao sneered, and said in a weird manner:

"It's not that I made a mistake, but your Viagra Brother ~ Brother ......, it was because he didn't fight for himself that there would be an accident. Dog meat can't be served on the main table, how can watermelon skin be used as a cutting board? ”

Li Weinian struggled to get up, with a declining expression: "Brother Ermiao, why do you blame me?" You see that I have fallen so virtuously now, I guess my mother doesn't know me anymore. This, this ......, there is no merit and hard work, right? ”

"Shout ......, you smoldering goods, are you reasonable?"

Ding Ermiao took a few steps forward, pointed at Li Weinian's nose, and said, "When I went up the tree, what did I tell you?" -- Righteousness is in the heart, and all evils are not invaded! Tell you, in this world, no righteous man and gentleman will be confused by demons! When you fall down a tree, you must have had evil thoughts in your heart, and only then did you get into it by evil energy. You say, did you think about it in the tree?! ”

After a pause, Li Weinian's face was flushed, his back was wet with sweat, he lowered his head and took two steps back, and he no longer dared to look at Ding Ermiao and his sister Luzhu.

ps: Righteousness is in the heart, and all evils are not invaded!

In fact, giving this book a recommendation vote also has the effect of inviolating all evils, haha! I wish you all no evil, no taboos, a hundred years of happiness, and Pepsi!