I was halfway through eating, and I was fighting with Xu Laosan when I heard Mai Xiaoying exclaim.

I stuffed the rest of the egg cake into my mouth, threw down the plastic bag, pulled my legs and ran to the room, Xu Laosan followed behind and scolded me: "When is this, you know how to eat!" ”

I thought that there was a strong enemy who was not afraid of the old man's big knife and killed it.

As a result, the room was empty, Mai Xiaoying sat on the bed, and the quilt was also lifted under the bed by her, seeing her clutching her throat, whining and unable to speak, I was frightened.

Xu Laosan looked at the window and then at the bottom of the bed, and found no signs of the enemy breaking in, but he was relieved.

Xu Laosan looked at Mai Xiaoying again, as if he had found something, and coughed hard at me.

"Xiaoying, give me my wrist." Xu Laosan said.

Mai Xiaoying hurriedly complied, and Xu Laosan took her pulse.

When Xu Laosan took the pulse, his eyes were closed, and I turned around anxiously and asked, "Third grandfather, she could still let out a loud exclamation just now, why can't she speak now?" ”

Xu Laosan ignored me with a straight face.

"Xiaoying, Xiaoying, are you okay?" I asked with Mai Xiaoying's little face.

Mai Xiaoying clutched her throat, but she couldn't speak, I said in my heart, could it be that the person who rejoiced in the Buddha poisoned her? Millet told me before that the kind of medicinal soup in the poison sac has earwax ingredients in it, which can poison people dumbly.

As soon as I said this suspicion, Xu Laosan let go of Mai Xiaoying's wrist, stood up and slapped me in the face, and scolded: "Stinky boy, you want to die, don't pull Xiaoying!" ”

"Third grandfather, why are you beating me again?" I covered my face, I was very aggrieved, and I was very worried about Mai Xiaoying.

"It's light to hit you! You donkey thing! ”

Xu Laosan scolded me and signaled me to shut up, and then he turned his head again to comfort Mai Xiaoying.

"Xiaoying, it's not a big deal, don't worry, Dao Ye will never let you become dumb, you just woke up because of the fire in your throat, just now you exclaimed loudly, and you burst your throat, and Dao Ye will cure you soon."

The Mai family has been getting along very well with Xu Laosan recently, Mai Xiaoying simply treats Xu Laosan as a grandfather, trusts him very much, and after listening to Xu Laosan's words, she nodded.

"Xiaoying, don't worry, with the third grandfather here, you will definitely be fine." I also gave Mai Xiaoying a reassurance.

Xu Laosan turned his head and walked outside, I just sat on the edge of the bed, holding Mai Xiaoying's hand, and before I could comfort her, Xu Laosan grabbed my ear and lifted me up.

Xu Laosan almost tore off my ear, and I screamed in pain.

Mai Xiaoying waved her hand, meaning to intercede for me and beg Xu Laosan not to beat me.

As a result, Xu Laosan raised his leg and kicked me outside, and then he strode out, trotted all the way into the backyard, and when he came back again, he held a small handful of incense ash in his hand.

Xu Laosan poured a large bowl of water and sprinkled the incense ashes into the water.

I can't figure out the situation now, I honestly stand by and don't dare to say a word.

After a while, the incense ash was divided into two situations, one was floating to the surface of the water, and the other was sinking to the bottom of the water.

In this way, all that is left at the bottom of the bowl is the incense ash that has sunk.

"Go, bring the tea from my room." Xu Laosan said to me.

I knew that Xu Laosan was dispensing medicine for Mai Xiaoying, so he hurriedly ran to bring the tea.

Xu Laosan grabbed a handful of tea leaves, chopped them carefully with a kitchen knife, and then asked me to wash the garlic mortar.

I took a garlic mortar, said it cleanly, and handed it to Xu Laosan.

He put the incense ash at the bottom of the bowl and the chopped tea leaves into the garlic mortar, and then asked me to pound it vigorously, as fast as possible.

I'm so busy, and I'm more diligent than Chang'e's Jade Rabbit and the medicine pounding.

In the end, the incense ash and the broken tea leaves were all fused together, Xu Laosan scraped it out with a small spoon, pinched it into a pill the size of a fingernail, and said: "Take it, let Xiaoying hold it in your mouth, don't swallow it." ”

I did it again.

Originally, I hugged Mai Xiaoying and wanted to say a few words of love, but Xu Laosan called me.

I had no choice but to run out again, Xu Laosan sat on the small bench and pointed to the ground: "Kneel!" ”

I was stunned for a moment and said, "Third grandfather, is Xiaoying really because of my ......?"

Before I could finish speaking, Xu Laosan interrupted me: "Kneel!" ”

No need to ask, it must be because of me, Mai Xiaoying's throat, that I can't speak, after confirming this, where do I dare to complain, and kneel down with a poof.

"Kneel down to the master first, and kowtow to him hard." Xu Laosan pointed to Master Guan in the courtyard and said.

I was on the ground again, crawling on my knees and turning around, and kowtowed to Master Guan three times.

Xu Laosan caught my fault this time.

So he cured me, not soft and distressed at all, and said to me: "Okay, you can kowtow to the third grandfather now." ”

I knocked my head three times, and then said with a crying voice: "Third grandfather, please save Xiaoying." ”

"I don't need to say it, I'll save her too! However, you also have to express your sincerity, it's not enough to just kowtow, call grandpa, the kind that doesn't have three in front, you must shout kiss hot spots. ”

"Grandpa, my own grandfather."

I clenched my voice and shouted several times.

"That's pretty much it!" Xu Laosan was very satisfied, lit a cigarette, took a beautiful puff, and shouted in the direction of Yunzhou, Jin Province, Hanging Temple: "Old Fei, do you hear it, I have a relationship with Huangshan!" ”

Xu Laosan was full of pride, so I got up and sat on the small bench.

"You call this donkey thing, you really don't know how expensive thunder and fire are expensive! Just now, did you have a beastly hair, forcing Xiaoying to be in the kitchen, just like in the night and in the morning, you two ...... again?"

When Xu Laosan said this, he stared at me with both eyes.

It is said that if you want to cure the disease, you must first find the cause of the disease.

So I didn't dare to hide anything, and nodded and admitted.

"Well, how can I say hello, young man, don't be interested, don't look at the place, go and do the wrong thing, the kitchen is the place of fireworks, the place where you do that!"

When Xu Laosan said this, he looked at Master Guan outside, and his heart palpitated.

"Boy, fortunately, Master Guan was merciful to your subordinates just now, otherwise he would have run to the land of fireworks and make a mess at you, and he flew over with a shadowless knife and chopped off your head!"

Only then did I understand why Xu Laosan wanted me to kowtow to Master Guan.

Master Guan can be merciful to my subordinates, probably because I have lived here for a long time, and he treats Xu Laosan as his dog's leg, how can he treat me as half a dog's leg.

Mr. Guan is an old man, and he has always had the problem of protecting his shortcomings.

But don't think about it for now.

At present, the most critical thing is Mai Xiaoying's condition.

"Third Grandpa, Xiaoying has your pills in her mouth, and she won't be fine, right?"

I asked Xu Laosan anxiously.

"Xiaoying can get on fire because you have poured Tiangang Thunder Fire three times in a row from the night to the present, and her Yin damage is not as yin as before, so she can't digest it when a large amount of thunder fire is poured in."

Hearing Xu Laosan say this, I was stunned.

"Third grandfather, the incense ash of Guandi Temple also has masculinity, Xiaoying is on fire, and then holding incense ash pills, isn't it adding fuel to the fire?"

Xu Laosan shook his head and waved his hand again.

"Alas! The third grandfather was forced by you, and this time he wants to reveal a big secret of Guandi Temple to you! ”

"All Taoist temples inevitably have lonely souls and wild ghosts, who come to the door to seek enlightenment, but Taoist temples have door gods to protect the Dharma, and those lonely souls and wild ghosts dare not go to the main gate at all."

"Especially in the Guandi Temple, Master Guan is carrying a knife and staring at him."

"But the third grandfather has good intentions and doesn't want to reject these lonely ghosts, thousands of miles away."

"So, in the backyard of Guandi Temple, I dug a small hole in the wall, and put an incense burner next to the small hole, and the incense ashes in it were freely smoked by those lonely souls and wild ghosts."

"As time goes by, the ash in the incense burner is contaminated with yin."

"Therefore, in this Guandi Temple, the only place where the non-masculine incense ash is in the incense burner in the backyard."