I thought about those things in my head, and I fell asleep in a daze.

When I slept until dawn, Liu Changge woke me up.

I opened my eyes in a daze: "Brother Liu, what's the matter?" ”

Liu Changge looked at me with a solemn face: "Fengzi, I have to go out, I have something to do." ”

"There you go." I nodded.

"Well, remember, no matter who asks you about last night, don't tell me about it, it will take me about three days to come back." After Liu Changge finished speaking, he got up and walked out.

But as soon as I walked to the door, his mobile phone rang, and then I saw him take out his mobile phone, click it twice, and say to the phone: "Little sweetheart, I'm catching a plane, don't think too much about me." ”

"! Why don't you go on a date again! "I snapped to my senses.

"What are you kidding? I'm going to exorcise evil spirits for a female benefactor, Amitabha! Liu Changge looked back at me solemnly, raised his right hand and pretended to be chanting the scriptures and ran out.

Why did I collapse on the spot, he was a soldier, reciting the sutra of chicken feathers? Why didn't the ancestors of Shushan come up and accept this demon?

I looked at the time, it was already eight o'clock in the morning, so I got up and went into the bathroom to wash up, then packed up my things and got ready to go to school.

Counting, I haven't been to school for a few days, and when I asked for leave yesterday, Lao Wang was about to clean me up, and if I didn't go today, he could directly pick my skin.

……

After arriving at the school, as soon as I entered the door, I saw Wang Dazhui sitting in his seat bored in a daze, I walked over with a smile: "Black fat, what are you thinking about life?" ”

"Fuck off!" Wang Da Hammer scolded me.

"Oh, I didn't see you all night, you became quite horizontal!" I smiled and sat next to him, "Tell me, you didn't come to my house to sleep last night, where did you fool around?" ”

It's not that I'm talking nonsense, since the last time Xiao Tingting happened, Wang Dazhui, this kid is going to die, and he doesn't dare to go back to his house to sleep, every night he either goes to my house or goes to Zhang Hao's dormitory to deal with it. Now that Zhang Hao has gone to the army, he didn't go to my house last night, didn't he go to fool around or something?

"Fuck your uncle!" Wang Da Hammer seemed to have eaten gunpowder, "Lao Tzu applied with Lao Wang yesterday and asked for a bunk in the school dormitory, and then he took root in the school." ”

"Ouch, I'll go, our rich second generation has his own single-family house and doesn't sleep, so he goes to sleep in the Chase bunk instead?" I say.

"Can you not make fun of me?" Wang Da Hammer glared at me, his fat body trembled, "My place is haunted, how dare I sleep alone?" Fuck off, don't bother me. ”

After speaking, Wang Dazhui lay on the desk.

I saw that something was wrong with him, so I asked, "What's wrong with you kid, I'll give you an analysis." ”

Wang Dazhui glanced at me, hesitated, sat up, picked up a pen and stuffed it in his mouth as a cigarette, and then looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, and said with a melancholy face: "I fell in love." ”

"What's that?" I couldn't help but laugh out loud, just this line, in the two years of high school, I have heard Wang Dazhui say more than a dozen times, just how often he falls in love, if he can't swim, he will drown!

"Don't make a fuss, buddy is serious." Wang Dazhui gave me a blank look, his face full of melancholy.

To be honest, his expression is still quite difficult to see, the last time he saw it, it was after Xiao Tingting died, he thought about Xiao Tingting...... When masturbating.

"Fengzi, you help me find a way, I'm sincere." Wang Dazhui looked at me melancholy.

I actually wanted to tell him that he was sincere every time, and he was terrible to be beaten up when he said it, and after thinking about it, I said, "Then tell me, what kind of girl made you fall in love so quickly?" ”

"It's a transfer student." Wang Dazhui said, "When you sent me back to school yesterday, I vaguely remember the blue sky at that time......"

Without waiting for Wang Dazhui to finish speaking, I slapped him directly on the back of the head: "Shaote Niang pretends to be a literary young man, and talks about things directly." ”

Wang Dazhui covered the back of his head and screamed, and then said to me: "It was yesterday that after you and Brother Liu sent me back to school, I went to the toilet, and a girl suddenly broke into the men's toilet to peek at me and pee, and then I fell in love with her, and I felt as if she liked me too." ”

"Wow, you're romantic enough, toilet love?" I couldn't help but sigh, "This can be love at first sight?" ”

Wang Dazhui hesitated for a moment, and squeaked and whimpered: "Actually, at that time, she saw me below, and praised me for being so big, you know, I can't stand this kind of compliment, so I can't help but fall in love with her." ”

"it!"

I was violently excited, didn't Zhou Xiaoqing say this to me at the beginning?

Thinking about it, I couldn't help but think of Zhou Xiaoqing's two stupid girls in my mind, and I don't know how that girl is doing in Iron Tree Hell now.

Subconsciously, I clenched my fists, no matter what, I must improve my strength as soon as possible and save those two stupid girls from the Iron Tree Hell.

"What are you doing?" Wang Da Hammer pushed me, "Help me figure out a way." ”

I came back to my senses, glanced at him, thought about it, and said, "Black fat, you've found the right person, although my buddy hasn't chased a girl, but I've learned a lot of theory, and you're right to listen to me." ”

Wang Dazhui's eyes lit up suddenly: "Teach me quickly." ”

I smiled and whispered a few words in his ear.

Wang Dazhui looked at me hesitantly: "Can this method work?" ”

"Don't worry, it's all played like this in TV dramas." I patted him on the shoulder, "Go ahead, don't hesitate, just chase if you like." ”

As if he had made up his mind, Wang Da Hammer walked out of the classroom with two fists clenched.

I looked at his back and smiled, just buddy, this method will definitely be done!

Thinking about it, I took out the "Amazing Book" and read it, and the only way to improve my strength now is through the "Amazing Book".

But as soon as I read a page, Wang Dazhui suddenly rushed in, pointed at my nose and scolded: "Chen Feng, you turtle son, pit me!" ”

I turned my head and looked, I was startled, this kid had only been out for a while, and then he ran back with two panda eyes, just like a national treasure panda in his appearance.

"Damn, what's the matter with you?" I say.

"I didn't do it your way, I just told the girl that I wanted her to be my woman, and she beat me up." Wang Dazhui scolded.

I was stunned, it shouldn't be, idol TV series are all acting like this!

Just thinking about it, another angry scolding sounded: "Dead fat man, play hooligan at the old lady, the old lady will kill you!" ”

I followed the sound and saw that a person ran in angrily at the door, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, looking very innocent, but she was actually carrying a chair in her hand, with a murderous look on her face!

As soon as I saw that the situation was wrong, I hurriedly stopped in front of Wang Dazhui: "What, isn't the sledgehammer just confessing to you?" As for beating him? ”

"Confessing a fart, he came up and grabbed the old lady's chest and said that the old lady is his woman, and the uncle can bear it and the aunt can't bear it!" The girl scolded.

The corners of my mouth twitched, and I turned my head and scolded Wang Da Hammer: "Dead fat man, let you confess, why are you going to play hooligan?" ”

"I, I can't help but grab it." Wang Dazhui said.

I slapped it on the head, and the animal was hopeless.

At this moment, the girl pounced on me with a chair, bypassed me, grabbed Wang Da Hammer and gave me a fat beating, and the classroom suddenly screamed like a pig.

I didn't dare to go up to stop it, after all, it was Wang Da Hammer who played hooligans first, besides, with the murderous spirit of the girl, how dare I go up?

At this moment, my mobile phone rang, and I took it out to see that it was Yushu calling.