I yelled at Tian Tian hard, but she still didn't stop and continued to walk west across the courtyard.

I looked at the incense case, and the bowl of pointed rice on Tian Tiansheng's top was now sticking straight into the pair of chopsticks she threw over.

"The surname Tian, just now you said that I was a life-urging ghost, urging that bowl of upside-down rice, you don't want to think about it yourself, Lao Tzu was originally dying, and what he ate was upside down rice, turtle son's, you also said that Lao Tzu was in a hurry to reincarnate!"

"Lao Tzu is in a hurry to be reincarnated! It's not because of you! ”

As soon as I shouted these words, Tian Tian listened to it, and then stopped.

After a pause, she turned back to herself.

I immediately pointed to the bowl of rice and said, "Are you looking forward to Lao Tzu and hurry up to be reincarnated?" Lao Tzu is not dead yet, you can have a chopstick and insert rice, according to the rules of our side, this is a meal for the dead! ”

Tian Tian originally wanted to say something, but bit his lip and didn't say it.

With ladylike steps, she walked over, pulled the chopsticks out of the rice, and handed them over.

"Uncle, it's my mistake, I shouldn't have inserted chopsticks like this, besides, I don't dislike you, I don't want to feed you, I'm just going to go to the bedroom, change into clothes and come over again, your stomach is screaming, don't be angry."

This time, Tian Tian changed to the same very gentle tone as before.

I still didn't take the chopsticks, so I changed to a comfortable position and sat on the floor with a big swagger.

"Little chef, if you sincerely repent, hurry up and feed Lao Tzu!" I feel uncomfortable now, I just want to vent, so as long as I can torture Tian Tian, I don't want to let it go.

Tian Tian didn't refuse this time, gave up the idea of changing clothes first, knelt opposite me, and fed me.

While eating, I asked Tian Tian: "Little chef, did the master always call you a chef just now, you plan to go over and change into a maid outfit, let the master look at it, and be happy." ”

Tian Tian shook his head and said, "Maid outfit, I don't have it, Lori outfit, but I do." ”

"What a disappointment! Little Chef Lady, your Lori outfit, the master has seen it, and now I don't want to see it, the master wants to see the maid outfit now, if it's the kind of Cook Lady Maid outfit with an apron, it would be better. ”

While eating, I used words to stimulate Tian Tian constantly, which can be regarded as an insult.

For no other purpose, I just want to see her in pain.

As a result, no matter what I said, Tian Tian turned a deaf ear.

She kept feeding me with a small spoon and a mouthful of chopsticks until I ate most of the rice grains in the pot, and the pot of vegetables was also eaten completely.

When Tian Tian cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks, I couldn't help but burp.

Patting the belly that was bulging up and was like a pregnant woman, I realized that I could eat more than a pig.

I lit a cigarette after dinner, took a beautiful puff, and then shouted loudly to Tian Tian: "Little chef, don't brush the dishes and chopsticks, come over and dance and sing a song, so that the master is happy!" ”

As a result, Tian Tian brought a big bowl of rice and a small half pot of stew.

She put the food on the incense table and said loudly: "Huangshan, don't go too far!" Just now, I was afraid that you would hold on, so I didn't dare to bring all the food, I was already thinking about you! ”

Tian Tian said this, raised his hand and pointed to my nose.

"Little bald head, you have to inch in again, and if you are fierce to your aunt and grandmother, don't blame me, you are not welcome!"

I'm now in the coffin with both feet, and I'm almost falling asleep at the end.

The master will be afraid that you will not be welcome!

I stood up, walked in front of Tian Tian, lowered my head to her, and used my hands hard to slap my bald head.

"If you have any unkind moves, just use them against the master! The master is now a barefoot man, so I'm not afraid of you, a girl in pearl shoes, come on, kiss my bald head again, and have a few mouthfuls of charm. ”

As I spoke, I arched my head into Tian Tian's arms and rubbed it vigorously.

After a few rubs, I cried.

"Pity me Huang Guoshan, from birth to death, a hard life, I haven't been able to taste the taste of breast milk."

This time, the more I cried, the more sad I became, and finally buried my head in Tian Tian's arms, and I couldn't pull it out.

Tian Tian couldn't stand my crying, and she couldn't get angry if she wanted to, and finally she stammered: "Uncle, if you really want to...... I don't have water, but I ......."

Tian Tian's words later, before he could say it, Xu Laosan stood up.

"Huangshan, you eat too much!"

Xu Laosan's voice was like thunder, and I was stunned.

"Why don't you have any interest! Think about Boss Lu's jade pendant, and then think about the four words of the sky! It's a man, who knows the time of death, so he has to sit upright and die generously! Crying, crying, making a fuss! ”

When Xu Laosan said this, I was still in Tian Tian's arms, experiencing the softness.

In the nose, you can still smell a sweetness.

It's not that I'm dirty, but it's soft and sweet that relieves the frozen pain on my forehead.

"Third grandfather, you don't have a backache when you stand and talk, Wen Tianxiang and Lu Xiufu, two big heroes, are doing a great career that stands up to the sky and the earth, and they can leave a name in history if they die, but what about me?"

"I'm dead, but I'm such a wretch! I wanted to die generously, but I couldn't be generous......"

Before I finished speaking, Xu Laosan had already walked over.

He grabbed me by the ear, lifted me to the incense table, and threw me to the ground.

"Tian Tian, you go back to rest first, don't worry, I have a way to save this kid, even if you take the two little guys and sleep well, don't let the two of them be woken up."

Xu Laosan said, blocking between me and Tian Tian, and drove Tian Tian away one by one.

When I heard that he had thought of a way to save me, my eyes lit up.

Although I am not afraid of death, but my grandson wants to die, I still have a good youth, and I have not squandered it!

Tian Tian tilted her head and looked at me.

I said to Tian Tian: "Little chef, hurry up and go back to the West Cross Courtyard, don't delay the third grandfather to rescue me!" He must be using some unique skills, you are an outsider, leaving a suspicion of stealing from the teacher, hurry up and go to sleep! ”

Tian Tian didn't say a word, turned around and left, and after entering the West Cross Courtyard, she closed the crescent door again.

Xu Laosan stood straight, staring at the West Cross Courtyard, and listened with his ears pricked up.

Soon, there was the sound of Tian Tian closing the door.

After a while, Xu Laosan withdrew his gaze.

I thought that Xu Laosan was really afraid that Tian Tian would steal the teacher's art, and when he turned his face, I said impatiently: "Third grandfather, the dawn is getting closer and closer, do you have any way to save me, let's start quickly!" ”

"There's no way." After Xu Laosan finished speaking, he spread his hands to me.

"There's no way, you just said you could save me! You used to trick me a lot, so that's it, but now that I'm dying, you still make fun of me, do you still have a ......conscience?"

I was angry and spoke louder and louder.

Xu Laosan didn't wait for me to finish, he jumped over and covered my mouth.

"Boy, I'm not kidding you, I'm trying to deceive Tian Tian, I can already see it, she should already have suicidal thoughts in her heart! Although I also want her to bury you, Lao Cai can't live without her! ”

Xu Laosan is right.

Lao Cai can do without Huang Guoshan, who is descended from the gods, but it can't be without Tian Tian, who is in charge of the project.

I'm dead, everyone just cry and forget it.

If Tian Tian dies, Zhao Feilin is sad, maybe even the big project of the school can be thrown away, and a project that is abandoned halfway will not bring any development prospects to Lao Cai.

"Eldest grandson, the third grandfather has no way to save you, I'm sorry for the old fat, and I'm even more sorry for you!"

Xu Laosan whispered, hugged his head in pain, squatted on the ground again, and cried in the same voice, he was afraid that Tian Tian would hear it.

At this time, I calmed down.

I went over and patted Xu Laosan on the back and comforted him: "Third grandfather, I figured it out, I will treat myself as myself, and it is for the benefit of the old people near the old street, so I died generously." ”

Xu Laosan slammed the ground with his hands, and with a few fists, he smashed a small pit on the ground.

"Child, if you are gone, how can I explain to the old fat! How to explain to your parents! ”

At this moment, the crescent door of the West Cross Courtyard creaked open.

Tian Tian was wearing a red dress and a wedding dress, and Shi Shiran came over.