Chapter 134: See the bolt again
"It's ...... Oliver? ”
The shock in my heart was beyond measure, and my body, which was already a little unsteady, involuntarily staggered a few steps backwards, and a fart squatted and fell to the ground.
I never thought that the legendary sea of bitterness really existed......
"Zheng Xun?"
Just when I was in a state of panic and my mind was full of the words 'sea of bitterness', a voice suddenly came from behind me.
Subconsciously looked back, I saw a gray-white earth dog, looking at me in surprise with its mouth wide open.
"Bolts!" I blurted out in exclamation.
This person, no, it should be this dog, it is the earth dog that I saw in the Zhongyi Temple before and was named the 'Loyal Envoy', bolting the pillar.
The bolt's leg injury seemed to be completely healed, and he ran towards me like a happy man.
But when it saw me on crutches with my spine and my sleeves and trousers empty and fluttering in the wind, it froze.
After being stunned for about ten seconds, the bolt pillar suddenly went crazy and roared twice, looking up to the sky and scolding:
"Who did this!"
I was afraid that its roar would attract other ghosts, so I quickly pounced on it and squeezed its mouth tightly.
After all, Xin Lijun is still wanted in the underworld.
The bolt shook his head and motioned for me to let go.
I nodded and let go, made a silent gesture, and without waiting for it to ask, I briefly recounted what had happened since I left it.
The bolt pillar is already righteous, and I have been thinking about repaying it after I healed its leg injury.
At this time, after listening to my narration, he was even more furious, and he kept letting out a low muffled roar from his throat with bared teeth, like a mad dog on the side of the street that wants to bite people.
Seeing this, I hurriedly continued to persuade: "Okay, I'm not still alive, it's not a big deal." ”
The bolt pillar still looked like he was desperately trying to find Xie Weiqiang, bared his teeth and said fiercely:
"He'd better not come to the underworld, otherwise Lao Tzu will have to bite off the root of his life, chew it, chew it, and spit it back into his mouth!"
I was about to say, 'This is disgusting,' but then I realized that the owner in front of me was a dog.
Not to mention the root of human life, it is a person who is embarrassed, and if it is forced to be anxious, it is estimated that it is just a piece of raw meat that can be eaten in its eyes.
But seeing that it looked more anxious than me, I couldn't help but feel warm in my heart, sat down and gently touched its head with my free hand and said:
"Don't worry, Xie Weiqiang's bastard has hurt me so badly, I won't let him have a good life."
The bolt snorted a few times, and finally calmed down and asked me:
"Listening to what you just said, this Xie Weiqiang doesn't seem to be so easy to mess with, right? Aren't you afraid of lawsuits? ”
I smiled bitterly and said, "How can you not be afraid?" However, we are people in the yin and yang industry, and revenge, naturally we can't go through formal channels, as long as we don't get discovered by the police, it's no problem. ”
Zhu Zhu sighed and shook his head: "So I said that being a man is really tiring, if it is replaced by us, see who is unhappy, just go up and bite to death, how can it be so troublesome." ”
I stared at it with wide eyes and said in surprise: "I'm a big dog, why didn't I find out before, your heart is so ruthless, and you can scold dirty words when you speak?" ”
The bolt snorted proudly, raised his head and put on a haughty look, and grinned:
"That's the short time you've known me, if you don't believe it, you go back and ask Yufeng, I don't dare to provoke except for Lord Yama, which little ghost and little soul dare to spread wild in front of me? I am a loyal envoy of Lord Yama. ”
Seeing that it looked like it didn't take the world in its eyes, an idiom suddenly flashed in my mind, and I laughed uncontrollably.
He squinted at me suspiciously, and asked, "What are you laughing at?" ”
I was also stunned by laughter, and blurted out without thinking about it:
"It's nothing, it's just that a word suddenly came to mind, and it couldn't be more appropriate to describe you now."
Then he asked, "What word?" ”
I reacted suddenly, stopped laughing, and froze in place, not knowing how to answer correctly.
Zhu tilted his head and asked, "You nervous, what words have come to mind?" ”
I had an idea and said with a smile: "Of course, the spring (dog) wind (battle) has (people) will (potential)." ”
The bolt rolled his eyes like a human, snorted again, and said, "What's so funny about this?" I thought you would say that dogs fight people. ”
I was stunned for a moment, laughed dryly and said, "You...... Do you really understand idioms? ”
The bolt pillar nodded and said, "Coincidentally, there will be two of them." ”
Me: "......"
"By the way, Xin Lijun is still wanted by me in the underworld?" I suddenly remembered this crucial question and hurriedly asked.
The bolt suddenly seemed to remember something, and nodded violently as if pecking at my chick with wide eyes, and said in his mouth:
"Yes, yes, don't you say that I almost forgot about it, I was shocked when the wanted warrant came out.
How could you not be troublesome and run to the underworld to kill a ghost who has nothing to do with you?
In the end, when I inquired at Fan Ziren, I found out that you were framed.
But I still don't understand one thing, it's been so long since this happened, and the ghost of the Yansacrificial Gate has not reduced the search intensity of you in the slightest.
On the contrary, they've been going crazy lately, and they're desperate to dig three feet into the ground to find you. ”
I couldn't help frowning after hearing this, and muttered, "How much enmity does this Xin Lijun have with me?" It's been so long, why are you still holding on to me? ”
Zhu Zhu opened his mouth and yawned, "Then who knows, I don't understand your human emotions." But if you're in danger, I'm definitely on your side. ”
My heart warmed, and I thanked him from the bottom of my heart, and then suddenly remembered what it had just said, so I asked:
"By the way, you just said that in the underworld, except for Lord Yama, you don't dare to provoke, you don't seem to be afraid of anyone else, right?"
As soon as Zhu Zhu heard this, he immediately showed a smug look again, tilted his head and said, "That's nature." ”
I snapped my fingers and said, "Isn't this done, since no one is afraid, then you can simply help me bite Xin Lijun to death, so that my danger will be completely lifted." ”
The bolt suddenly seemed to be choked by someone's neck, and his smug expression froze instantly, and then slowly disappeared, twitching twice and muttering at the corner of his mouth:
"This ...... Xin Lijun is a man of the Sacrifice Sect, and he is also a high-ranking official. In addition, his Taoism is also ...... Also...... It's a bit hard to settle. ”
I had expected this to be the case, and I raised my eyebrows and said:
"It's been a long time, you were bragging about B just now, and I almost believed it."
I punctured the lie, and the bolt blushed unconsciously (dogs don't blush in fact), and made excuses for himself with a wave of his head:
"Who says I'm bragging? It's just that...... It's just that I, as a loyal and righteous envoy, can be regarded as a public official as you humans say, and I can't do murderous things, right? ”
I gave it a big roll of the eyes, and said helplessly: "I'm just teasing you, and I can really let you go." ”
Seeing that he suddenly seemed relieved, I continued: "However, you reminded me of another idiom. ”
The bolt pillar was puzzled: "What idiom?" ”
I smiled, rubbed my chin and said, "Officials protect each other." ”
(End of chapter)