Thinking of Tian Tian's life, which man will die if he kisses her, I can't help but feel a little sorry for her, but it's a pity that such a beauty is destined to be lonely for the rest of her life.

It's worse than the mountain spirit, and the mountain spirit still has hope to find a chess spirit as a companion.

Hearing me say this, Xu Laosan waved his hand and said that there is a destiny in the underworld, and God will limit you, but it will not close all the channels.

I said, didn't you say it, after the charm is born, she can only be a woman, there is no male charm in this world, what can the charm of Tiantian match?

"Have you ever heard of the Spirit? Just like the mountain spirit with the chess spirit, the charm can be matched with the charm, and the charm is all female, while the charm is just the opposite, both are male. ”

Hearing Xu Laosan say this, I was a little incomprehensible.

I said to him, "I didn't understand the charm before, but I've heard of it, isn't it a monster that exists in the mountains and forests and can harm people." ”

Xu Laosan shook his head and said You know a fart, it's not as simple as you think, if you want to say that the monsters in the mountains and forests can harm people, then Shan Biao deserves to be ranked first, is Shan Biao a monster?

There are also those other animal and plant spirits, most of which exist in the mountains and forests, and they are also harmful to people's abilities.

Xu Laosan asked two rhetorical questions in a row, which made me disgraced.

My heart said that whatever I say, you are scolding me for knowing a fart, so I said, since they are not fish, then you should explain to me what is called a fish.

Xu Laosan shook his head again, saying that he didn't know what it was.

I immediately said unconvinced: "Third grandfather, you scold me for knowing a fart at every turn, and now you look at you, don't you also understand fart!" ”

Xu Laosan didn't care about me this time, and said very humbly, you are right, for Wei, the third grandfather really doesn't understand fart, but I don't understand, it doesn't mean that my master's old fool doesn't understand, if he can survive the ghost gate this time, if you are still curious, you can ask your grandfather to come forward and ask that old fool.

I've never seen that master, I didn't have any feelings at all, this time it's different, after all, Tian Tian and I have been together recently, and I don't want her to be single for the rest of her life.

I prayed in my heart, Master, you old man is blessed and long-lived, and you must live a long life, and when I have the opportunity to meet your old man, I will ask you what it is.

Xu Laosan saw me praying there, and he suddenly slapped the table and smiled.

I say what are you laughing at.

"Huangshan, I really want to see now, your mouth full of iron teeth and steel teeth, after kissing Secretary Tian, did you become a lifeless stone statue, or did she fall under your curse and turned from a charm to a zombie."

Masters, always like to see the other two masters, make a life-and-death duel.

I can understand Xu Laosan's expectations, but even if I am killed, I will not try it, let him see the final answer, I don't want to die, and I don't want Tian Tian to die.

"Even if you know what it is, you may not be able to find it, in case you find an old man with old teeth, can you still let Secretary Tian marry him, so you kid had better grind your teeth and prepare to marry her."

The more Xu Laosan spoke, the more unspeakable he became, he was making fun of me and teasing me.

I snorted and said Third Grandpa, you will die of that heart, in your lifetime, don't want to see me and Tian Tian kiss!

I was afraid that Xu Laosan would talk nonsense again, so I changed the topic.

I told Xu Laosan about my assertion about the men's toilet and women's sperm and blood.

Xu Laosan listened, patted me on the shoulder, and said Although it is not completely correct, but you have also guessed it, and the children can be taught!

Xu Laosan explained to me again, saying that the female ghost was indeed not covered by the yang energy of the men's toilet, but shrunk into Liao Jinhui's shoulder in order to avoid the yang energy.

In fact, if I don't use menstrual blood and water, but use something more masculine, I can also make the female ghost appear.

"You use the woman's menstrual blood to soak in water and splash Liao Jinhui, in fact, it is equivalent to using food to lure the female ghost out, if you use other masculine things, such as magic weapons and spells, you can also force the female ghost out." Xu Laosan finally concluded.

I pouted and said that I am not like you, I have no magic weapons, and I can't use spells.

Speaking of which, I told Liao Jinhui about the underground garage again.

Then I took out the mountain spirit, pointed to the golden crow longevity lock around his neck, and told Xu Laosan that the female ghost was inside, you should hurry up and redress her grievances, and then overkill her.

Xu Laosan took off the Golden Crow Longevity Lock and shook the lock in his ear.

"It's just a female ghost, she can go over it whenever she wants, she can't wait to hide in the lock, there is no yang energy in it, she is not guilty at all in it."

After Xu Laosan finished speaking, he put the golden crow longevity lock and hung it on the neck of the mountain spirit.

I said that during the day, didn't you say that as long as I can bring the female ghost back, you will overtake her, why are you not in a hurry now.

Xu Laosan pointed in the direction of the Taoist temple.

"I haven't redressed my grievances yet, where can I take care of her now, besides, the underground garage you said is so weird, I won't be able to find out the clue for a while, wait."

After Xu Laosan finished speaking, he pulled the cage he took from Hu Sangu out of the coffee table.

It turned out that Xu Laosan planned to use this cage made of deep-sea cold iron that can lock up cats and ghosts to lock up Shan Biao after resurrection, or the nightmare after resurrection.

Shan Biao's body has been placed in a cage at the moment.

And where the nightmare spirit is located, the sharp knife made of cigarette condensation, is placed on the coffee table.

I said I'm going to inject the Nightmare Spirit into Shan Biao's head now?

Xu Laosan waved his hand and said that it was still early, and he would not be able to do it until the night of the full moon.

I pushed the door and walked out, looked at the moon in the sky, and counted with my fingers that the next full moon night would be a few days away.

A night breeze, mixed with the smell of rustic air and wild flowers and weeds, blows in the face.

As soon as I was excited, I suddenly thought of something, and said that the old street is not far from here, Tian Tian still drove there, why hasn't he come back yet?

"Nothing is going to happen, is it?" I asked Xu Laosan uneasily.

Xu Laosan thought for a while and said: "This is really hard to say, so let's do it, you walk to the old street first and greet Tian Tian, I hope she is not intercepted by hooligans halfway." ”

I was tired all day, and my finger was injured, and the curse didn't work, and I was afraid that Tian Tian would really encounter any danger on the way, and I couldn't deal with it then, so I complained to Xu Laosan: "Why am I again?" ”

Even if you are my third grandfather, you can't let me go alone in everything!

"Why, you're not happy!

Look at me, an old arm and legs, I have been trapped for 20 years, and I have just been out of trouble for a few days, and you kid is now seventeen or eighteen years old, and when I was trapped, I didn't have you!

Think about it, how much I have suffered and how much I have sinned!

Maybe Secretary Tian, it's just that the car broke down on the road, and he had to push the cart in the past, this is manual work, why can you bear to let the third grandfather go!

Besides, Secretary Tian is a young and beautiful girl, in case something happens to her, isn't it just right for you to come forward to save the beauty as a hero, I'm an old man, go and have a good time! ”

Xu Laosan snorted and cried, and I didn't have any temper at all.

"I'll go, I can't go!"

I said and walked out, I originally wanted to bring the mountain spirit, but Xu Laosan didn't let me bring it.

Xu Laosan told me that the mountain spirit did not pretend to sleep to avoid my criticism.

The mountain spirit has been sleeping deeply, in fact, to regain energy.

Because the mountain spirit scared Tian Tian, but after Tian Tian was frightened, the hidden spiritual power was stimulated, and he smashed the mountain spirit on the head so many times, and invisibly injured the mountain spirit.

I thought about it, and said in my heart that the little gangsters around me might not dare to stop Tian Tian's car.

I feel that Tian Tian may not be a big deal.

Maybe it's really like Xu Laosan said, the car broke down halfway through, Xu Laosan and I don't have mobile phones, and she can't get in touch if she wants to notify her.

Because Zhao Feilin was still on the phone, Tian Tian's mobile phone was also busy.

Through the window, Xu Laosan, like me, also felt that what Zhao Feilin talked about was very important, so he didn't let me disturb Zhao Feilin.

It was already eleven o'clock, and as the old saying goes, the hour had come.